"Haha, this kid is so funny!"

"My girlfriend has hung up the phone a long time ago, but she is still pretending here."

"In my opinion, whether the other party is his girlfriend or not is two words."

After a short period of astonishment, everyone burst into laughter, laughing at Xu Yan to the fullest, and the grievances and unhappiness of being cut into the queue before all turned into ridicule and laughter.

was exposed in public, even with Xu Yan's shamelessness and cheekiness, he couldn't help but blush a little at this time, if ordinary people encountered this situation, they would definitely run away, and they didn't dare to stay for a second, but Xu Yan was not an ordinary person after all, after a short period of embarrassment, he quickly returned to normal, turned back angrily, swept his disdainful gaze over everyone's faces, and shouted: "What are you laughing at, is it funny?" ”

"Can't you listen to the phone when you hang up, haven't you heard the aftermath lingering for three days, even if my Miaochan hangs up the phone, the voice is not dispersed for a long time, forget it, you don't understand it, a group of uneducated turtles..."

Xu Yan reprimanded, spat at the foam fiercely, strode away from the team, and walked far away, but he didn't see everyone reacting, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and thought: I'm really a genius, so I can pass the test!

Sun Xin looked at Xu Yan's back, dumbfounded for a while, at first Mo Wenyuan solemnly advised, explaining that he must keep an eye on Xu Yan, he still felt that there was a little fuss, and he didn't pay much attention to it, but after this incident, he completely changed, this guy is really not a fuel-efficient lamp, absolutely shameless, absolutely tired, a phone call can be so sound and colorful, ups and downs, if you don't keep an eye on it, I really don't know what kind of mess it will cause.

"You have to keep an eye on him, and you can't let him cause trouble!" Sun Xin secretly made up his mind, quickly followed Xu Yan, took him back to the third class, and let everyone introduce each other.

As soon as Sun Xin's words fell, Luo Yifei, who was sitting at the door, spoke familiarly, "My name is Luo Yifei, a native of Heilongjiang in Northeast China, welcome to the third class, everyone will be comrades-in-arms in the future, if someone bullies you, you will report my name as Brother Fei." ”

"Yes, report his name when you are in trouble, and whoever can vomit blood will not only break your ribs." The other laughed and teased.

"Headmaster, are you looking for something?" Luo Yifei glared.

Xu Yan looked at the two of them, and saw that this Luo Yifei was not tall, and there were some differences with the Northeast man that everyone often said, he was a "Northeast little man", of course, what made Xu Yan pay attention was not Luo Yifei's figure, but his eyes, his eyes were bright and flashing, this kind of eyes Xu Yan was very familiar with, because he was like this, this Luo Yifei should be the same kind of person as him, Xu Yan took a look at it more, but he didn't take it to heart, he didn't seem to lose compared to playing tricks!

The corners of his lips raised slightly, Xu Yan looked at the person who spoke behind him, this person was nicknamed the principal, and his figure was slightly thin, he was from Ningbo, Zhejiang, his original name was Yuan Guoqing, his family was in business, opened a kindergarten, and his name was under his name, so everyone called him the principal.

Immediately after that, several people in the dormitory took turns to introduce, there were people from all over the country, everyone was young, and they soon became familiar with it, only a chubby teenager, sitting in the corner, timidly drooping his head, and his personality was very shy.

"What's your name?" Xu Yan looked at the fat boy and asked.

The fat boy raised his head and was about to speak, Luo Yifei said first: "His name is Jiang Danian, a native of Shangqiu, Henan, and he was born on the first day of the Lunar New Year, so he is called Danian, you can call him Danian or Fat." ”

After everyone got acquainted with each other, before they could say a few words, the afternoon training time came, and a group of teenagers complained and went to the playground and started the afternoon training.

This is a training that is not ordinary, the only difference from the usual is that there is one more person, this day should have been sealed in the deepest part of the memory with the passage of time, but some things happened later, but this day was deeply engraved in everyone's minds, permanently preserved in the memory, and never faded with time!

Many years later, a comrade-in-arms wrote an article on this matter, "Wonderful people must have wonderful trips, remember my wonderful comrades-in-arms".

The article is written like this, it was the second month of my enlistment, the specific time is not clear, that day there was a newcomer in our class, his name is Xu Yan, for his arrival, I didn't feel much at first, just one more comrade-in-arms, and only one more comrade-in-arms, and I didn't think it would have any impact on my life, but later I found out that I was wrong, and it was outrageously wrong.

His arrival completely disrupted my peaceful military life, and made my life full of thrills, waves and uncertainties, because I never knew what would greet me in the next moment...

The specific thing is this, after everyone gathered, Sun Xin deliberately added some queue exercises because of Xu Yan, a newcomer, he wanted to see Xu Yan's foundation, so as to give targeted guidance, and don't let him drag the class back, but the result was greatly unexpected, Xu Yan's actions were textbook-like standards, and he easily integrated into the queue, and he couldn't see that he was new at all.

This was a fortunate thing, but because of another person, Sun Xin's face was elongated, it was Jiang Danian, a native of Henan who was born on the first day of the Lunar New Year, and he turned in the wrong direction again.

Yes, you heard it right, he turned in the wrong direction again, it has been more than a month since he enlisted in the army, and it stands to reason that there should be no such low-level mistake as turning in the wrong direction, but this thing really happened, because Jiang Danian did not distinguish between left and right.

In the neat team, two people suddenly appeared facing each other, and there were newcomers joining the stall, Sun Xin jumped up angrily, and yelled at Jiang Danian: "What are you two doing face to face, talk to someone!" ”

Burst!

Xu Yan was happy all of a sudden, and the other people in the class couldn't help laughing.

"Get out of the line!" Sun Xin shouted.

Jiang Danian walked out of the team very consciously, and his head drooped even lower.

"What are you doing looking at the ground, looking at me." Seeing Jiang Danian like this, Sun Xin was even more angry, and scolded him angrily.

Jiang Danian shuddered for a moment, hurriedly raised his head, and looked at Sun Xin timidly, but saw that he hated iron and steel and looked at him, and scolded: "I said that you are a child, you can't even tell the left and right, come again, listen to my command!" ”

"Turn left!"

"Turn right!"

"Turn right!"

Sun Xin shouted the password a few times, and when he finished shouting for the third time, he couldn't shout anymore, because Jiang Danian turned the wrong one again.

Seeing that Sun Xin stopped and looked at himself without saying a word, Jiang Danian cautiously spoke, "Squad leader, did I turn the wrong one again?" ”

Sun Xin shook his head and said angrily: "How can it, it's his mother's world turned upside down!"