Chapter 2 It's terrible to be uneducated

"System?" After hearing the name, Zhang Qi thought he was having auditory hallucinations, but he was the only one in the corridor outside the classroom.

"That's right, congratulations to the host unlocking system, and I'm checking the host's privacy......

No smoking or drinking!

No experience of fighting and bullying!

Watch an action movie many times!

Height: 175

Length: 14

......”

Zhang Qi rolled his eyes, is it necessary to shake out the glorious deeds of his five good scumbags? Hurriedly said in his mind:

"Get straight to the point, what's in it for me?"

"Stamina: [0.8] 1 for normal adults. The host is too weak.

Psychic power: [0.5], doesn't the host have a little spiritual pursuit?

Skill Atlas: Not yet. I want to change hosts, what should I do? Hurry, online, etc.!"

Zhang Qi: "......"

Why does this system still have its own spit function?

The salted fish hit him with incomplete skin, and the salted fish has been jumping for the past two days, how can the salted fish not have dreams?

It seems that he really doesn't have any dreams, can it be a dream to inherit his father's career as a doorman?

Finally, Zhang Qi heard a heavenly voice:

"Initial strength of the body: 100,000 rounds!"

Is it a bullet? Zhang Qi's eyes suddenly lit up, he was so rich, but then, the system was silent.

"Hey, you talk!Is the system there?"

After shouting in his mind for a long time, Zhang Qi fell silent slightly.

Everything just now was like a dream, and now that dream wakes up, naturally my heart is broken.

"Perhaps, an external force is needed to stimulate the ......"

Thinking of this, Zhang Qi turned around and saw the white-flowered wall, with a touch of firmness, and hit it head-on.

"Bang. ”

Coincidentally, the Chinese teacher walked out of the door, looked at Zhang Qi at this moment, and was suddenly frightened, and said loudly: "Zhang Qi, if you have something to say, don't threaten the teacher with self-harm." ”

......

The morning class was held in succession, and the Chinese teacher originally wanted Zhang Qi to memorize one or two poems to cultivate his sentiments.

After experiencing the incident of the morning reading class, she chose to give up.

I'm worried that Zhang Qi will break through the south wall again and not look back.

Zhang Qi, who was happy to be idle, continued to start his great cause - sleeping!

Sleeping with his eyes open is a skill that he has finally cultivated to Dacheng after years of hard training.

But it wasn't a skill in that system, which made him quite unconvinced.

I just wonder if that system will still appear?

Thinking like this, someone poked his arm on the side.

Zhang Qi naturally knew that it was his rabbit-like tablemate, Chen Xiaozao's ghost.

Chen Xiaozao is the leader of the study supervision team arranged for him during this time, and he is also the study committee member of their 17th class.

Zhang Qi, like her, dared to be the first in the class, but he counted backwards.

After just sitting together for three days, Zhang Qi's right arm was a lot fatter than his left arm, and this thing looked like a rabbit, cute.

But this hand is definitely a crab.

Poking him means pinching him, 360-degree twist of twist meat, fancy twisting of arms, and pulling up the belt meat.

Zhang Qi's eyelashes trembled slightly, and he still pretended to be very serious and listened to the lecture, trying to forget the pain coming from his body.

At the same time, he silently recited the three-word mantra he summed up in his heart: "Ollie give, Ollie give, Ollie gives, Ollie gives ......"

Of course, he would only wake up when Tetsuko, who was sitting at his back table, called him.

Xiao Zhezi's name is Wang Zhe, he is his only friend in the class, wearing a small pair of glasses, and compared with him, he is half a catty, Wang Zhe is eight taels. This is his understanding of the idiom.

No, in the blink of an eye, the Chinese teacher asked him to recite poems, Zhang Qi woke up smoothly, and his face that was originally smiling and looking straight ahead instantly came to life.

opened the book, found the poem that Wang Zhe was looking for in the back, and leaned towards the same table as a matter of course.

Chen Xiaozao glared at Zhang Qi fiercely, he didn't know what he was muttering, he didn't have to think about it.

Wang Zhe cleared his throat and began to "recite" it: "Nancun Zhang Qi bullied me for being old and weak, openly carried me into the bamboo, my lips were dry, and I ......sighed when I came back."

He felt that what he had memorized seemed to be a little wrong, and it turned out that the poems in the book had been added by Zhang Qi a few times, and they had been changed a little miserably.

After a brief moment of silence, the class burst into laughter......

It's just a small episode.

During the recess, Zhang Qi turned around and went to Wang Zhe to make amends, and discussed the matter of rubbing rice by the way.

Wang Zhe raised his head and glanced at him lightly, and spat fragrantly: "Get out!"

"Xiao Zhezi, I was really in a hurry this morning, and I didn't bring any money, so I'll invite you to dinner tomorrow!"

Wang Zhe sneered, "Invite me to dinner? How much do you pick me? Last time, I said that I would invite my brother to eat sugar gourds, but when I gave it to me, I insisted that it was that the sugar gourd fell to the ground and should be licked clean, do you think my brother will believe your words?"

Zhang Qi thought about it, choked speechlessly, miserable and miserable, and burst into tears...... Ahem, these are all situations that Wang Zhe longs to see, but in fact they are not.

With Zhang Qi's face, he was confident enough to rub Wang Zhe's meal before noon came.

"Don't you have money to eat? It just so happens that I'm a boarding student, so I'll give you an extra meal today. At this moment, a cute little face came to the side, and a pair of big cute teeth were exposed.

Seeing Wang Zhe's eyes straightened, this Chen Xiaozao is a member of the study committee in the class, an excellent student, and has won the top prize in the liberal arts class for a second time, and there is also a class flower who is secretly called, and he does not mince words about them on weekdays.

How could you take the initiative to talk to Zhang Qi today? and help him solve a meal.

Is the sun not coming out this time?

Zhang Qi was also very surprised, the two words that Chen Xiaozao said to him the most in the past three days were studying.

But today, for the first time, I want to help him solve the problem, in line with the principle that there is no love in the world for no reason, and if it is not my race, his heart will be different.

Zhang Qi immediately said: "I'm sorry, classmate Chen Xiaozao, thank you for your kindness, but the incorruptible will not be sent to eat." ”

He now has fourteen big characters written on his face: I dislike you, don't be close to me!

According to Zhang Qi's thoughts, the girl in front of her should be angry or disappointed, and it is best to quickly pack up her belongings and go back to her parents' house...... Phew, go back to her original seat. But—

Chen Xiaozao squirted...... Zhang Qi looked at him, then lay on the table, and kept patting the table and laughing.

Zhang Qi looked dazed, "Did I say something wrong?"

Wang Zhe covered his face and reminded in a low voice, "That's food that comes from here, not food from a bad place." ”

Zhang Qi: "......"

Through this incident, Zhang Qi understood a truth, no culture, it's terrible.

So he decided that when he went back today, he would extend his study time by 100 ...... Ten minutes is all it takes.

It's hard to be a hard-working salted fish!

As for the system, he had long been left behind, perhaps he had auditory hallucinations in his mind at that time.