Chapter Eighty-Eight: The Banquet
In the courtyard lobby that night, there was a lot of wine and meat on the table of the eight immortals given by the system, although it was very rich, but it was very rough, but there were no good dishes, they were all made by Huang Chunsheng who was a farmer who was better at cooking, and there was not much meat, but the wine pipe was enough, looking at the dishes on the table, the king hemp was eaten in advance, as if he had never eaten, Lantian on the side patted his forehead, and he looked embarrassed and threw it to his grandmother's house, it was really a shameful thing to form an alliance with him.
Han Gang on the other side was all in a standard military sitting posture, and Han Gang pursed his lips and looked at Wang Hezi with disdain.
Xiao Chuan came to the round table, coughed, and nearly ten generals in a circle looked at it, and even the king of hemp immediately stopped his movements, and his mouth was still full of oil. There was a burst of pride in my heart, I didn't expect that I had been a dick, and I also became a leader and led a party, looking at those eager eyes, Xiao Chuan said: "I can have today's achievements in Shun Smooth Castle, thanks to your joint efforts, I salute all my brothers."
One Chinese people raised their glasses one after another. After another pleasantry, we began to eat.
Picking up the wine jar on the table, the king of the marijuana narrowed his eyes, looked at Han Gang on the side, and a thought rose in his heart, if Lao Tzu didn't kill you today, he wasted my king's massive nickname, and said: "Then Han Gang, it's okay for you to fight, how about drinking compared to your war?" ”
Originally, today's fraud made Han Gang unhappy, and he was a little unhappy when he won, but when he mentioned it at this moment, Han Gang was also angry, and was immediately provoked and said: "When Lao Tzu was under the command of Zhejiang Dashuai, he couldn't pour a thousand cups, I'm afraid you won't succeed!" ”
Han Tie looked strange on the side, why don't you pour a thousand cups, didn't the old brother not drink a drop of wine? But looking at the old brother's determined appearance, it is not good to save his face
The king laughed and said: "Okay, a certain drink is drunk with a jar, I drink a jar, you can drink a cup, I am in the cottage, and the girls drink like this"
This vulgar agitation method was extremely useful to Han Gang, and he immediately said angrily: "Cup, Lao Tzu has never drunk wine with a cup" As he spoke, he dropped the cup and picked up a wine jar
Everyone admired, these two people are massive, Xiaochuan is also stupid, the alcohol content of the Ming Dynasty is not low at all, and the high-concentration alcohol purification technology has also been brought to the Central Plains with the Jin soldiers of the Song Dynasty going south, and the wine they drink is forty degrees, and the forty degrees of wine is drunk in a jar? Is this still human?
The two of them immediately took the jar and drank it. On the side, Han Tie's heart was beating wildly, and he looked worried.
Wang Haozi drank a jar, looked at Han Gang also drank a jar, the difference in his heart, this person has a good amount of alcohol, and said: "Yes, yes, Brother Han has a good amount of alcohol."
"That's" Han Gang laughed when he heard it, his heart was refreshed, and a feeling of lightness that he had never felt before suddenly appeared in his heart, and Han Tie breathed a sigh of relief on the side, he didn't expect his brother's alcohol to be so good.
The crowd next to him applauded.
Han Gang glanced at Han Tie and said strangely: "Alas, Dad, why are you here?"
"I'm your brother, brother" Han Tie suddenly had a bad feeling, and saw that Han Gang fell to the ground directly after speaking. Everyone couldn't help laughing, Han Tie glared at the king fiercely, and then left with his brother and went to the hospital.
The king looked like he had succeeded in his conspiracy, so he repeated his tricks and said, "That king is talented, I heard that you are talented in drinking."
"No, no, I rarely drink alcohol in the next place" Wang Youcai's face turned pale and he was afraid.
"Alas, it's a pity, it's a pity, I have a six-year-old niece, and she rarely drinks, and when I hear you say this, I think of her." Wang Haozi's big eyes were full of pity.
Wang Youcai's eyes immediately widened, his six-year-old niece, who was clearly laughing at him and the girl, shouted: "My son, when you are six years old, you can drink a jar of wine in one gulp" said that he drained the bowl of wine in front of him, and after drinking, he fell asleep directly.
Another person who needs to go to the hospital appeared, Xiao Chuan is also a big head, this king has the talent to drink, hehe, Xiao Chuan has never seen him drink, this king really doesn't worry about himself.
The king of the hemp and Lantian repeated the old trick again: "Love, Lao Tian, let's have a drink" He remembered that this guy scolded himself for being a horse thief today, and his heart was full of anger, and he wanted to pour him well.
"Drink with General Ben?" Lantian was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Why should General Ben drink with you?"
"I like to drink with heroes the most, how about you and me, I just don't know how good you are at drinking than you are at war," Wang Haozi said with a strange face.
"General Ben and a cup, you can drink a jar and try it" Lan Tian didn't eat his set at all, and said directly.
"Oh, I drink with my six-year-old niece, and he has a drink," Wang Zizi sighed, with a look in his eyes that you mean nothing more than that.
"Oh, and is your six-year-old niece still alive?" Lantian pursed his lips and blocked Wang Haozi with a word.
This Wang Hezi narrowed his eyes and hummed There is still wine that I can't persuade. Sneered, "Oh, my six-year-old niece has a glass bigger than yours, haha" He laughed wildly, loud and disdainful.
Lantian was immediately furious, picked up the wine jar and drank it, this Lantian did not fall down, which made Xiaochuan breathe a sigh of relief, don't wait for a while This king hemp seed to pour himself will not be finished.
The crowd was drunk, I don't know why, but it made Xiaochuan feel like he was back to the past, since the last class reunion, there has been no such feeling, sitting on this chair, I don't know why, my thoughts returned to the class reunion, my eyes gradually moistened, the chair I sat on that time was much softer than this wooden chair, the incandescent light was brighter than this oil lamp, and the bewitching and beautiful exterminator Mrs. didn't wear her OL outfit all year round, and wore a skirt.
"Father-in-law, why are you crying, who offended you, my Lao Tian went to kill him" That Lantian held a wine jug, his face was flushed, and he staggered to Xiao Chuan and said, but he sat on the ground without walking a few steps.
"Fuck you, my eldest brother has an accident, of course I'm going to take revenge, which onion is you kid" Wang Haozi's eyes were red as his face said.
"Wow, it's you horse thief who provoked my father-in-law, I'm going to kill you, look at my arrows," Lantian said, throwing his wine jug out.
The wine jug did not hit Wang Hezi, but hit Wang Youcai, who was sleeping on his back on the ground, he touched his head, opened his eyes, and said angrily: "Who fired the gun at me" He picked up the wine jug and said strangely: "This fire gun is so strange"
Wang Haozi immediately laughed and said, "Your archery skills are nothing more than that, look at my meteor hammer" said and took off his shoes and threw them over.
That Lantian immediately frowned and said: "Who is going to be Gong, who is Gong, why is it so stinky" But the shoes of the king are too smelly.
Xiao Chuan couldn't help laughing, thinking that his time was not early, it was time to rest, looking at the drunk people, he walked towards his backyard, and after walking a few steps, the smell of bamboo in the air and the smell of the earth, the cobblestone road under his feet was also very comfortable, and there was a cry of knowing all around.
Looking up at the night sky, the bright starry sky, the stars in the sky, so beautiful, modern times can not be seen, folded a bamboo leaf, touched a little wet bamboo leaf, how many days have passed, have you become accustomed to life here, everything in the previous life is over, this world is not bad.
"Xiaochuan" A gentle and irritated voice came, it was Chen Xiangyi, her graceful figure in red and her beautiful face had a different charm in the moonlight.
Xiao Chuan was drunk at this time, but he fainted directly. Chen Xiangyi was worried, smelling the wine, and said worriedly: "Why did you drink so much wine?" She carried Xiaochuan to the bed with a worried face, and she wiped his face with a wet towel.
Under the soft light, Chen Xiangyi looked at Xiaochuan's handsome face, and said helplessly: "Don't drink like this next time."
Xiao Chuan felt that a cold little hand was very itchy to touch him, so he took the little hand and pulled it down on the bed.
An exclamation came, and the night was quiet**********
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