The one hundred and sixtieth time, Shen San is a mess
Shen San and Mi Er raided Hu Eryuanwai and Hu Yuanwai's homes. Shen San and Mi Er killed more than 20 people from Hu Eryuan's family and more than 40 people from Hu Yuan's family.
At this time, Yaji wanted to hurry up.
Because Yaji was afraid that the monk would come later.
Mi Erxin said: I have completed two of the three tasks given to me by the county master. The county magistrate asked me to copy Hu Eryuan's house, and I copied Hu Eryuan's house; The county magistrate asked me to copy Hu Yuanwai's home, and I copied Hu Yuanwai's home. It was the third task given to me by the county magistrate, asking me to catch the monk and his four apprentices, but I haven't caught it yet. Just complete two tasks. I still want to complete the third mission, and catch that monk? That monk is so powerful, it's good if he doesn't catch me, and you still want me to catch him?
Yaji just heard that the monk was in Hu Yuanwai's mansion, and he was afraid that the monk would come later, so he wanted to leave early.
Mi Erxin said: I just heard that the monk was at Hu Yuanwai's house, and now I came to Hu Yuanwai's house, there is no mistake, the monk is not there. Maybe the monk is gone, or maybe something happened to the monk to go out. It won't be easy for that monk to come back later!
So, Yaji wanted to leave in a hurry.
Shin San saw that Yaji was scared like this, and he thought it was funny.
Shen San saw that there was something else, and when he saw that Yaji was in a hurry to leave, he said, "Let's go." ”
Shinsan and Yaji went back with the people.
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On the way back, Yaji and Shin San led the people away, and they talked as they spoke.
At this time, Mi Er vigorously pushed Shen San: "You hurry up, okay?" ”。
Yaji was afraid that the monk would catch up later.
But Shen San knew in his heart that Shen San knew that the monk would not catch up.
Shen San said, "What are you afraid of? Didn't I tell you just now, what if that monk came and there was me? ”
Yaji said, "If that monk comes, can you really beat that monk?" ”
Shin San said, "That's nature. ”
At this time, Shen San bragged about it.
Shen San said, "Do you know who I am? ”。
Yaji said, "Aren't you called Shinsan?" ”。
Shen San said, "I'm asking you. Do you know how big my skills are? ”。
Yaji shook his head.
Yaji said, "I don't know. ”
Shen San said, "Tell you, my master is the living Buddha of Kunlun Mountain, the Five Elements Sage. I am the sixth disciple of the Five Elements Sage of the Living Buddha of Kunlun Mountain. ”
Yaji said, "Yes." ”
Mi Er has also heard that the highest martial arts today is the living Buddha and the Five Elements Saint of Kunlun Mountain. Ya Er had also heard that the monk's master, Puxuan Zhenren, was also an apprentice of the Five Elements Sage of the Living Buddha of Kunlun Mountain. However, Mi Er has never heard of the Living Buddha Five Elements Saint of Kunlun Mountain, and there are six apprentices of Shen San.
Mi Erxin said: I only heard that there are only five apprentices of the Five Elements Sage of the Living Buddha of Kunlun Mountain, namely the Eastern Sage, the Western Sage, the Southern Sage, the Northern Sage, and the teacher of the monk Dao'an, Puxuan Zhenren! I haven't heard that the living Buddha of Kunlun Mountain has a six-apprentice Shen San! Also, why is the Five Elements Sage called the Five Elements Sage? Isn't it just because he has five apprentices? If he has six apprentices. Isn't he called the Six Elements Sage?
Yaji said, "Yes? In that case, the monk's master and you are still brothers in the same sect? In that case, you are still the monk's uncle? ”
Shen San nodded.
Shinsan said, "That's right. ”
Yaji said, "If you want to say that, I'll be relieved." Why didn't you say it earlier? It scared me enough just now. ”
At this time, Yaji remembered something again.
Yaji said, "Shen San,......。 No, Master Shen. There's one thing I don't understand. Since you are so capable, why didn't the county magistrate let you go to charge grain before? Since you are so capable, if the county magistrate asked you to charge grain before. Won't the food be lost? ”。 …
Shen San said, "That's what happened. I've just arrived in Paradise County. I wasn't in Paradise County before. ”
Yaji said, "Yes? ”
Shen San said: "Mi Er, do you know why that monk was not in Hu Yuanwaifu just now?" ”。
Yaji said, "I don't know. ”
Shen San said: "That's because he heard that I was going to arrest him, and he scared him away!" ”
Yaji said, "Yes." ”
Shen San said, "Ya Er, don't worry. If that monk doesn't come. That's his cheapness, if that monk comes, I'll be able to slap his head flat right away! ”
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At this time, Shen San was foaming at the mouth and said it. Suddenly, he saw a group of men and horses in front of him blocking his way.
Shen San saw that there were more than 100 people blocking the way, and he saw that there were five people in the lead. He saw that among the five people at the head there were four laymen and one monk.
Shen San saw the monk at the head. Didn't scare Shen San to death!
The monk who was the leader was the monk who robbed the grain cart of the official mansion several times.
That monk is none other than that, that monk is the person he said just now, and that monk is that Dao'an!
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How did Daoan come about?
Dao An has always wanted to subvert Li Tang's country, and Dao An has always wanted to destroy the relationship between the most powerful man Hu Dahu and Li Tang's official mansion.
Last night, Dao An put several grain trucks from the government that he had stolen at the door of Hu Dahu's father, Hu Yuanwai, and he planted false accusations for Hu Dahu's father, Hu Yuanwai. He knew that after the government saw those grain trucks, the government would definitely find trouble with Hu Yuanwai, so he wanted to frame Hu Yuanwai again, and put the finishing touch on him.
Dao An thought: The people from the official mansion will definitely come to raid Hu Yuanwai's home. When the people from the government come to raid Hu Yuanwai's house, I will leave it alone at first, and when the government has copied Hu Yuanwai's house, and when the people from the government have killed all the people in Hu Yuanwai's family, and when the people from the government want to go back, I will rob the government again. I am not the one who robbed the official mansion for anything else. The people I robbed the government government just to give one to the people of the government, I and Hu Yuanwai are friends, the people of the government killed my friend's family, and I want to avenge my friend's family. With this signal, the evidence of Hu Yuanwai's family fornicating with our robbers is even more solid; With this signal, the people of the government will be more vigorous in wanting Hu Dahu; With this signal, it is even more likely that Hu Dahu will be forced to our side and Hu Dahu will be forced to oppose Li Tang.
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Dao An's thoughts, Shen San doesn't know.
At this time, Shen San was still talking there.
Shen Sanxin said: If I blow it again, that monk will not come. The monk wanted food from the government, and the monk wanted money. I don't have any food. Second, if there is no money, can a thief rob me? I don't have any money, what are you robbing me for? If you are a thief, you are afraid of people, and thieves are most afraid of officials, I have no money, no food, and I am an official, can a thief take the risk of being caught and rob me, and nothing will be left behind?
But Shen San didn't expect that monk to really appear in front of him.
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Shen Sanyi saw the monk. He was so scared that his legs and stomach were spinning!
Shen Sanxin said: What can I do about this?
At this time, Yaji spoke.
Yaji said, "Master Shen, didn't you just say that if that monk comes, you can immediately slap his head flat?" Didn't you just say that the monk didn't come because he was cheap, and if that monk came, you would be able to catch him immediately, and you would immediately ask him for the grain that he had thrown back to our government several times? You didn't just say. If that monk comes, will everything be with you? Now that the monk is here, can you go over and arrest it? ”
"...... this?"
Shen San can be embarrassed.
Shen San knew that if he passed. I can't beat that monk.
Shen San knew that his ability was not much better than that of his brother Shen Er. …
However, there is no way. Shen San had to bite the bullet and go over.
Shen Sanxin said: Just now I thought I was okay to brag about two bulls, why is that monk really here now? Monk, monk. Isn't it good for you to rest at home, what are you doing here?
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Shen San passed.
Shen Sanchong monk said: "Monk, monk, do you know who I am, you dare to block my way." I tell you, I am a ruler! I tell you, I am an errand officer! Now this officer advises you with good advice, and advises you to get out of the way as soon as possible. If you can listen to the good words and persuasion of the officer, the officer will remember that you are a monk, and the officer will also read that you are not a monk, and it is not strange that the officer will not care about you. If you don't listen to the good words of the officer, the officer will arrest you immediately! Anyway, what is the sin of intercepting officials, you also understand. ”
Shen San is really smart, he wants to treat Dao An as an ordinary roadblocker.
There is nothing of great sin in the way of ordinary people who block the way of officials. Ordinary people who block the way, I don't know if it's an official, if he knows that it's an official, he immediately dodges away, maybe there will be nothing.
Shen San wanted to say a few words, so that the monk could dodge the way.
Shen San thought to himself: You have your business, I have my business. You do your business, I'll do mine. Our well water does not interfere with river water. Anyway, you're a robber, and you want money. I don't have any money here anyway. I don't have any money here, so it's useless for you to rob me. I don't have any money here, so you don't have to rob me. I'm an official, I'm going to handle a case, how much money can I bring with me? Now I'm pretending not to know you. Now I'm pretending not to know that you're the thief who robbed the grain trucks of the government several times. Now I'll pretend you're just an ordinary monk.
But Dao'an is not an ordinary monk!
Besides, Dao'an is also finding fault today!
Besides, after Dao An heard Shen San's words just now, he was also very angry!
What did Dao An hear about Shen San just now?
It was when Shen San and Yaji were talking just now, and his last sentence: "If that monk comes, I can slap his head flat immediately." ”
Dao Anxin said: What? I'm coming, you want to slap my head flat? If it weren't for your words, maybe I would have been happy to spare your life today with the compassionate heart of my monk. Anyway, I'm not here for your life today. Anyway, I'm here today mainly to make a noise. What the? You still want to slap my head flat?
Dao An saw Shen San saying those words behind his back, and he was furious.
Dao Anxin said: I will say that to you today, I can't let you go!
Dao An sneered, and he said to Shen San: "Shen San, you are an official, and I am a criminal who has robbed the grain truck of the official mansion several times. You official, you have seen several criminals who robbed the grain trucks of the government's mansion, why don't you arrest them? You are an official, and if you don't arrest the criminals when you see them, you adults will punish you? ”
Shen Sanxin said: It's broken!
Shen Sanxin said: What can I do about this?
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Shen San was in a hurry, and the monk's big shovel staff slapped at him.
But Shen San was frightened, and Shen San was so frightened that Shen San retreated again and again.
With a "horn" sound, the monk's big iron Zen staff slapped on the ground.
Suddenly, I slapped a big hole from the ground.
At this time, Shen San's soul was so frightened that he was gone: this has to be patted on the head, and it will be repaid!
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At this time, Shen Sanyi trembled, and he also fell.
Shen San also made a mistake in his busyness, he patronized and fled, he didn't look at his feet, he tripped over something.
When the monk saw Shen San tripping and falling, he ran up, and he held Shen San down.
The monk pressed Shen San firmly to the ground.
The monk said, "Shen San, don't move! ”
Shen San said: "I didn't dare to move. ”
The monk said, "Just now you said that you were going to slap the poor monk's head flat, and now the poor monk is going to ......." ”
Shen San said: "Grandpa monk, spare your life! (To be continued......)
The one hundred and sixtieth time, Shen San is a mess.
The one hundred and sixtieth episode, Shen San is a mess,