Chapter 50: His Majesty Li Er Arrives

Chapter 50: His Majesty Li Er Arrives

Cheng Chumo walked behind Li Chongyi with his hands and feet full of curiosity, reached out to hook his pants, and pulled hard.

"Smack".

Li Chongyi covered his waist, turned around, glared at Cheng Chumo and roared angrily: "Cheng Tieniu, what are you going to do?" Do you know how much this stuff costs? Even if I sell you, no, sell your whole family, it won't be worth the price of this pair of pants. ”

"Isn't it just a pair of torn pants, I can't see what you look like? Can't I just take a look? Cheng Chumo said with a blank face.

"Torn pants, do you have a kind of how many you can get over and have a look? You are typical of not eating grapes and saying that grapes are sour. Li Chongyi said with an exaggerated expression.

"I can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, and I don't know where that cheeky brother wants it."

"Even if the master wants to come over, it is also the master's ability, and there is a kind of you who want to see it." Li Chongyi said proudly.

There was a burst of boos.

Li Chongyi said with embarrassment: "Why not? ”

"Okay, why not, you're thicker than us anyway." Cheng Chumo said with disdain on his face.

"It's okay, Your Majesty should arrive, let's go out to meet you." Qin Huaiyu said with a smile.

Li Shen and the others wore armor and waited at the entrance of the camp.

Before the man arrived, the earth seemed to tremble, and the sound of horses' hooves trampling the ground became louder and louder, and the birds resting in the woods of the disturbed ground were waving and fleeing anxiously in the air.

The black army galloped rapidly, and the leader wearing bright yellow armor was behind a group of black people who were particularly eye-catching.

"Nai Nai, why did Uncle Huang even send out the Xuanjia Army." Li Chongyi couldn't help but shout.

Li Shen is not curious at all, the only feeling is that His Majesty Li Er is stupid, followed by a group of fools, and he is still wearing such a heavy iron armor on this hot day, and it is all black, so he is not afraid of heat stroke? Even if you show off your bag, don't blame yourself! Especially His Majesty Li Er, he is a moving target, for fear that others will not know that he is a boss-level person.

"Woohoo~~~"

His Majesty Li Er pulled the reins tightly, stopped at Li Shen to follow, and the distance was only a little more than a foot, looked at him expressionlessly, and snorted coldly.

"Waiting for the Holy Driver."

His Majesty Li Er jumped off the horse, looked at Li Shen who was kneeling on one knee on the ground with cold eyes, and said in a cold voice: "How did I explain to you when I was leaving?" ”

"The sons and daughters all do what their father wants? I don't know what my father meant? Li Shen replied.

His Majesty Li Er took a letter from the guards beside him, smashed it on Li Shen's face, and said angrily: "Look at the evil obstacles yourself." ”

Li Shen picked up the fold, looked at the content written inside, and could still understand the general meaning, it could not be lawless in the army, not living in the barracks, marching and wantonly slaughtering the people, and there was still a woman in the army, and this woman was still a princess of Goryeo.

"Is all the above true?" His Majesty Li Er asked.

Li Shen nodded, and said indifferently: "Some are true, some are not true, and I still dare not admit the crime of wantonly slaughtering the people." ”

"I don't care if you admit it or not, the other two sins, how do you say I should punish you?"

"If this is for Erchen, it was a big thing and a small matter at that time, and Erchen felt that Erchen was not at fault at all, but it was just a woman, she attacked our army's camp, causing our soldiers to die innocently, Erchen stayed by her side just to alleviate her sins, although there are rules in the army, but a woman doesn't seem to be a big deal, right?"

His Majesty Li Er sneered and said, "It's really not a big deal, but what you did is simply the anger of people and gods, why did the battlefield battle implicate innocent people?" Killing unarmed people all the way, what is your heart? ”

Li Shen laughed out loud, stood up and patted the dust on his legs, and said with a smile: "Father, are you joking?" Can't figure out right from wrong? Are these people my people of the Tang Dynasty? Is it my Han family's son? ”

"You ......"

"Okay, don't mess up these messy things, let's go back to the big tent, Erchen has prepared some ice cubes for you, let's go in and rest when it's so hot, and give you some cold noodles and some side dishes." Li Shen said in a low voice.

"I'll clean you up later." His Majesty Li Er said coldly, but he put one hand on his stomach and touched it.

Li Shen smiled and nodded, and said to Li Ji: "Uncle Li, I'll take my father to rest first, and then convene everyone later." ”

"Your Majesty, the ministers are retiring."

Walking into the big tent with His Majesty Li Er, Li Shen took off the armor on his body, smiled at His Majesty Li Er, and said, "Father, take off the armor, you don't feel tired and panic when you wear this thing so hot." ”

Helping to take off His Majesty Li Er's armor, Li Shen rummaged through the big pants and undershirt from the box, handed it to him and continued: "Father, change it, this thing is more comfortable to wear." ”

His Majesty Li Er watched Li Shen take off his coat, looked at the strange outfit, and nodded slightly.

A table of cold dishes, plus two large bowls of cold noodles were eaten, His Majesty Li Er burped, looked at Li Shen and smiled: "These days, I have been rushing for days......

"Yes, yes." Li Shen said with a smile.

Standing up with a teapot and a teacup, and walked over, Li Shen bent down, poured some tea into the cup, and said, "Father, you won't come here this time to specifically reprimand your sons, right?" ”

His Majesty Li Er shook his head, then took a sip of the teacup, and said, "It's not that I was annoyed by those annoying guys, and I couldn't stand it, so I escaped." You said you did these things, so how can I say that you are better? ”

"Father, what's the big deal, it's just some guys who eat all day long and have nothing to do."

"That's true, but do you know how bad your reputation is in the hearts of the people of Chang'an City now?"

Li Shen looked at His Majesty Li Er, listened to his peaceful words, and found that he hadn't seen him for a while, as if he had changed a lot? Could it be that something happened while he was away? said with a smile: "If it stinks, it stinks, it can create a stable environment for the people of Datang, even if it is a stink for 10,000 years, what's the matter?" ”

His Majesty Li Er looked at Li Shen with a somewhat complicated look, he would rather not believe that he was his former son in front of him, but he had to believe that he was still a little suspicious in his heart before, but since he recovered his past memories, he had nothing to doubt, but the personality gap between this person was too big, and he really couldn't accept it.