Chapter 206: Nonsense
When Xu Fu was arguing with the two captive armored soldiers, the young officer and the three artillerymen had already quickly adjusted their gun positions. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Hey, Jiannu under the city! Oh no! It's the messenger. I ask you, is it true that if I surrender to the past, your Great Khan will agree to anything? Xu Fu asked with a smile.
"That's nature! If the general surrenders, he will have to sit in a high position in the future, and the gold and silver beauties will naturally be no problem. If you can make a great contribution, you may be able to marry the daughter of my old Khan Belle. ”
The people sent by the black children in the city to persuade them to surrender are also clever people. When he saw Xu Fu talking, he thought that the persuasion had been effective, and immediately continued to lure him with rhetoric.
"Oh! And such good things! Dare to ask your old Khan's concubine Abahai how is it? Xu Fu asked with a smile.
"Concubine Abahai has gone immortal." This captivous white-armored soldier didn't know why the Han army general on the upper floor of the city suddenly asked about the concubine who had been dead for several years, and answered honestly.
"That's it! So are Hailanzhu and Bumu Butai good? Xu Fu continued to ask in a daze.
"You Nanban! Our Great Khan's beloved concubine is not something you, Nikan, can ask casually. The captive soldier rolled his eyes and rebuked.
"Oh! Now that Abahai is dead, then you go back and ask Hai Lanzhu and Bu Mu Butai, the two aunts and nephews, to take a bath and put on makeup every day, and Lao Tzu will go to Shenyang sooner or later to play with these two dog tail flowers! Ha ha! ”
Xu Fu laughed unscrupulously, thinking about how to get the two barbarian beauties who were sweating profusely to "double fly".
Speaking of which, this is out of the bad taste of Lord Wang Rui. He combined the images of the two people he saw when he watched the pig tail play before, and he added fuel and vinegar to the gods, depicting the two as extremely sexy and charming, which attracted all the perverts to salivate!
Even Pan Xuezhong, who is usually elegant and free-spirited, said regardless of his image: If there is a chance, he will definitely "bed tactics Bumu Butai"! I don't know who Bumu Butai is? It is the "Empress Dowager of Xiaozhuang" that the servants of the Later Qing Dynasty have always called.
After watching Siqin Gaowa, a Swiss, play the so-called Queen Mother of Manchu, you may think that our Young Master Pan has a heavy taste. In fact, Bumu Butai at this time was only thirty years old. Well, it's still playable!
As soon as Xu Fu spoke, the surrounding Laizhou soldiers and young men defending the city all laughed. Some of the bold ones shouted indiscriminately: "Officer Xu Ying, I'll go with you!" Let's take one at a time! ”
"Haha, you kid thinks beautifully! You have to fight Lao Tzu to Shenyang first! Xu Fu laughed and scolded. A foul language rang out at the head of the city.
"Dead dog! You just wait for my Manchurian warriors to cut you with a thousand knives! Hum! The two Manchurian soldiers under the city felt that they had been played, and cursed Xu Fu and the others hatefully.
"A thousand cuts? Come on! Ha ha! You can't beat me. Do you dare to go one step further? Xu Fu triumphantly continued to play with the two captive dogs under the city, while glancing at the young artillery officer and an artilleryman who was measuring the range.
"Cunning Han dog! Lao Tzu is not fooled by you. You hit me, hit me! The two white-armored soldiers were also very proud. Hum! The range of your musket, I already know it, so I don't bother to pay attention to you.
"Haha, you're cunning too. Lao Tzu's musket can't hit you. However, artillery is not necessarily! Xu Fu replied with a smug smile. He had already seen the young officer put the mortar shell into the cartridge.
"Chirp!" The mortar shell drew a perfect parabola, and in an instant it landed next to the two captives who were still scolding.
Only a "tom" sound was heard, and the shells exploded accurately around the two men. Shrapnel flew in all directions, and the white-armored soldier who was still arguing with Xu Fu just now immediately turned into a hedgehog. He was very unlucky today, not only was he teased by Xu Fu, but he also blocked almost all the shrapnel. Of course, he also tragically lost his dog life in the laughter of the soldiers and young men of the Laizhou Army.
However, his death was not entirely worthless. He and his horse used their own flesh and blood to block almost all the steel shrapnel for their companions. Although this lucky companion was hit in one piece on his shoulder and one piece in his leg, and the cotton clothes inside were soaked with blood, he finally left a small piece of his life.
"Drive!" The white-armored soldier, who was lucky enough to pick up a small life, immediately beat his horse and fled back.
"Haha, the captives have escaped!" There was jubilation on the city wall of Gu'an. Scold, let's scold and win! Fight, we also won!
"What? This Ming army in Gu'an is so shameless? Fan Wencheng, who was beside the black child (Huang Taiji), was so angry that he raised his goatee.
"Mr. Fan doesn't have to be angry! Such a rogue boy temper of the Ming army general, there is nothing to worry about. The black child's face was unfazed, and he commented calmly.
"Back to camp! Tomorrow is the time to make food, and the hour is to attack the city. Take Gu'an for me in one fell swoop! After attacking the city, kill all the Han dogs! The black child said viciously.
Although Xu Fu didn't mind if he wanted to sleep with Abahai, he was reluctant to agree if he wanted to sleep with Hai Lanzhu and Bumu Butai. Damn, a woman who actually wants to sleep with Lao Tzu! I'll let you break tomorrow!
"Xu Yingguan! You're so handsome today! He scolded the captives and killed his messengers! Awesome, awesome! The students were impressed. Murong Yu, who was following Xu Fu, sent a sycophant from the bottom of his heart.
"Haha! Generally average, the third in the Ming Dynasty! Xu Fu was not polite at all.
"Guess what, this bullshit sweat, if he hears what Lao Tzu just said and this shot, what will he think?" Xu Fu asked Li Zhenghao with a sly smile.
"Haha, then you don't need to say it, you must be so impressed! He may immediately ask someone to send an order to his two concubines. Li Zhenghao also laughed.
Although this officer Xu Ying, although he is brazen and ruthless, he is still very reliable in commanding operations. Otherwise, Lord Wang would not have called him the "wise general" of the Laizhou Army.
Lao Tzu didn't want him to admire. However, he really won't admire it. He would think that Lao Tzu did not have a city and was easy to deal with. It's good not to scold Lao Tzu for being a scoundrel and ignorant martial artist. Xu Fu had a wicked smile on his face.
"Oh." Li Zhenghao, Murong Yu and others on the side all understood at once.
"You must want to ask, why did Lao Tzu accompany these two armor soldiers to talk nonsense. Lao Tzu told you that Lao Tzu's trick is called 'showing weakness to the enemy', just to let these captives relax their vigilance. As long as they are relaxed, Lao Tzu's opportunity will come! ”
Xu Fu smiled and winked at Li Zhenghao.
"Opportunity? You don't want to sneak up tonight! Li Zhenghao's eyes widened.
"Haha, those who know me, Li Zhenghao also! In addition to muskets and artillery, the advantage of our Laizhou army is that it can fight at night. Lao Tzu will arrange a death squad tonight, hang him from the city wall, and bombard him with mortars from afar! Let them not be at peace tonight," Xu Fu said his idea.
"That's a good idea! Officer Xu Ying, you are responsible for organizing the defense of the city tower, and Lao Tzu will personally lead the team. After Li Zhenghao heard Xu Fu's thoughts, he was very excited, and even took the initiative to ask for help.
"Nope! Lao Li, the idea was come up with by Lao Tzu. This death squad must be led by Lao Tzu! Xu Fu unceremoniously rejected Li Zhenghao.
"Lao Xu, if you want to say that, Lao Tzu will officially make a suggestion as the deputy general of the Gu'an garrison: anyone can go, but you Lao Xu can't go! If he wants to go, he can go, but Lao Tzu must report it truthfully to Lord Wang when he arrives! Let's see if Lord Wang will demote you by three levels! Lee Jung-ho threatened.
A city defender took a death squad to attack at night, this is really fucking bullshit! It completely violated the operational regulations of the Laizhou Army.
"Don't, don't! If Lao Tzu doesn't go, don't even think about it. Let's organize another death squad. As soon as Xu Fu saw that Li Zhenghao was coming to Zhenge'er, he immediately put away his playfulness.
"Two, adults! Although the students are not talented, they are very familiar with the terrain around this Gu'an City, can the students be a guide for the death squads of your army? Murong Yu's voice came.
"You want to go too?" Both of them looked at Murong Yu in surprise. Is this war really a "play house"?