Chapter 95: Throw in the towel!
Hilarious Soldier Ruffian Chapter 95: You Admit Defeat!
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Author: Hanxue Independent Man (Bookstore)
Category: Historical Military
"Nothing is impossible." Xu Yan spoke lightly.
This level of memory is fundamentally pediatric for him, he has been smart since he was a child, has the ability to remember, and has a father who was the captain of the special operations team, specializing in cultivating and teaching him, not to mention simple numbers, even if he walks on a street, after closing his eyes, he can clearly show in his mind every grass and trees, shops and pedestrians on the street, and there will be no omission.
"This time we're going to make it harder and add another deck of cards." Yang Xiao gritted his teeth and said, in fact, it was quite risky for him to do so, because his limit was to memorize sixty cards within a minute, and after exceeding this number, he was not sure.
"Such a simple memorization of the card, there is no technical content, it is better to add something to the card, how about a point of victory or defeat?" Xu Yan proposed with a smile.
Yang Xiao showed hesitation, what he is best at is memory cards, if you add something else on the card, this is not the field he is good at, but than memory is what they proposed, now in full view, it is not easy to refuse, so just hesitate, he gritted his teeth and asked, "Add what?" ”
"Add a poem or a sentence to each card, and when we come back and say the number and suit of the card, we will say it together with the above words, so that we can win and lose at once." Xu Yan said with a smile.
"Okay." Yang Xiao had a hard time riding a tiger, so he could only agree to come down.
"Excuse me, write a random sentence on the board." Xu Yan smiled at the onlookers.
Everyone has been attracted by the game between the two, at this time I heard Xu Yan say that you can also write on the card, directly participate in the game, and suddenly one by one the passion is high, many people raise their hands to say that they want to write.
"Anyone can write on it, but there is one condition, the font must be large, and if it is a neat block letter, if the written words are crooked, and you don't even know yourself, then don't participate." The referee found the pen and handed out the cards and pens to everyone, jokingly.
"By the way, I want to add a sentence at the end of this sentence, you won't have an opinion, right?" Xu Yan asked Yang Xiao with a smile.
"Whatever." Although Yang Xiao was weak-hearted, he didn't lose the battle if he lost, so he agreed with a hard mouth.
"That's good." Xu Yan nodded and said to everyone: "After everyone writes what they want to write, please add a sentence 'You admit defeat' at the end." ”
When everyone heard this, it was not a difficult thing, and they all agreed, only Yang Xiao raised his eyebrows and wanted to refute, but when he saw Xu Yan staring at him with a smile, he suddenly snorted and swallowed back what he wanted to say.
More than a dozen or twenty people started together, and soon fifty-four cards were written on the font, the waiter collected these cards, and looked at a few at random, which were densely written with fonts, and he copied one and looked at it intently, only to see that it was written "Suddenly looking back, the person was in the lamplight." You throw in the towel! This made him wonder, it was originally quite a poetic poem, but with the addition of the last sentence you admit defeat, it became a little nondescript.
The referee put the fifty-four cards together, shuffled the cards several times to disrupt the order, put the cards out, asked the two of them a sentence, and then the game officially began.
Under the attention of a group of people, Xu Yan and Yang Xiao looked back at the cards at the same time, Yang Xiao's eyes stared at the cards, his brows were deeply locked, his eyes were from front to back, and after staying for a moment on each pie, he moved backwards, and a fine layer of sweat soon appeared on the smooth and clean head, which was obviously a serious drain.
On the other hand, Xu Yan still looked calm and relaxed, his eyes swept over each card, although the speed at this time was far less than before, but it was still very fast, and the performance was very relaxed, fifty-four cards he took no more than forty seconds in total, and the rest of the time, he hooked the corners of his lips to observe Yang Xiao.
"It's time." A minute passed quickly, and under the reminder of the referee, Xu Yan and Yang Xiao turned around.
"You look like you're struggling, let's talk first." Xu Yan said to Yang Xiao with a smile.
Yang Xiao didn't speak, and at this time, his mind was completely filled with all kinds of colors and numbers and the annoying poetry and sentences.
"Plum blossom 5, the sunset of the long river, the desert is lonely. You throw in the towel! ”
"3 of spades, hoeing day at noon, sweat drops into the soil. You throw in the towel! ”
"8 of spades, read 10,000 books, travel 10,000 miles. You throw in the towel! ”
Yang Xiao said one by one, just when he talked about the verses on the eighth card, he was already a little stretched, sweating in his head, panting heavily, and exerting a lot of mental energy.
"Block 2, this morning was... I woke up and hurriedly got up... Sprinkle a bubble, it's so cool! You throw in the towel! Speaking of the tenth sheet with difficulty, Yang Xiao only felt a bang in his head, and the verses that he didn't remember very clearly behind him suddenly turned into a pot of porridge, he snorted and held his head with both hands, and his body was shaky.
"If you can't remember, don't be stubborn." Xu Yan shook his head and said.
"I'll remember ten, I'll see how much you can remember." Yang Xiao's face turned pale, and forcibly remembering these things made him feel sick and nauseous, and it took a while to feel more comfortable.
"The tenth is 'Block 2, I woke up with urine this morning, and I hurriedly got up and soaked it, it's so cool! You throw in the towel! 'Instead of what you said, 'Block 2, I woke up this morning, hurriedly got up and sprinkled a bubble, it's so cool!' You throw in the towel! You've said one less word, but I'm right about you. Xu Yan corrected and said: "In order to avoid everyone saying that I am bullying you, learn from the cards you have said, I will start with the eleventh card." ”
"Square 9, drunk to pick up the lamp to see the sword, dream back to blow the horn company camp. You throw in the towel! ”
"6 hearts, a good man should wake up and take charge of the world, drunk and lying on the knees of beauties. You throw in the towel! ”
"The ace of spades, the king of heaven and the tiger, the chicken stewed with mushrooms. You throw in the towel! ”
Xu Yan didn't pause, and said four cards in an instant, and when he said 'Heavenly King Gaidi Tiger, chicken stewed mushrooms', he laughed and teased: "It seems that the guy who wrote this sentence likes chicken stewed mushrooms very much." ”
"The 10th of hearts, suddenly looking back, the man was in the dim light. You throw in the towel! ”
"Block 8, braised chicken wings are my favorite. You throw in the towel! ”
Xu Yan said the past one by one, and in a blink of an eye, he said that the twenty-third card, without the slightest mistake, and even had the kung fu to ridicule the person who wrote this sentence.
"God-man! What a man of God! ”
With Xu Yan's voice, everyone's mouths grew bigger and bigger, and finally their jaws almost fell to the ground, and they were shocked by his performance.
"You admit defeat, you admit defeat, you admit defeat..."
Xu Yan continued to remember, and at the end of each sentence, there was a sentence with a sigh of "You admit defeat", this sentence was like a spell, which made Yang Xiao have a splitting headache when he heard it.
Finally, Yang Xiao couldn't help it, glared at Xu Yan angrily and shouted, "Don't you say this again, okay?" ”
"Yes, you can admit defeat." Chapter 95: Throw in the towel!