Chapter 112: The Detachment of Women
(Recommended reading: Early the next morning, Xiao Yi solemnly announced in front of the soldiers of the battalion that he had a sister, and then washed it cleanly, and Xiao Jing, dressed in black, stood in front of everyone.
Although she is still young, she is really a beauty when she is dressed up, not the glamorous kind, but the beauty of natural freshness, the perennial wild life has exercised her golden ratio of body shape, the skin moistened by the rain and dew in the mountains is white and delicate, but it is not weak, a pair of black and white big eyes are still showing a trace of wildness, that is, the body is a little thin, it should be caused by long-term nutrition, it is not a big deal, you can recuperate after a few full meals; It can be expected that she will be a great beauty in the future!
The little girl is very beautiful, but the clothes are a little weird, obviously not fit, at least three sizes larger, although restrained with a belt, but still dragging, there are discerning people who can recognize it at a glance, isn't this the clothes of their own generals!
Xiao Yi also had no choice, although he knew that Xiao Jing was a female baby, but there were more than 5,000 people in the Xuanjia Army, all of them were men, and in the middle of the night, let him go there to find women's clothes! In desperation, I had to take out a set of my own clothes, which is better than being naked!
But in the eyes of the subordinates, it's different, the news in the camp spreads quickly, everyone heard that their own general took a bath with a little girl last night, and almost killed someone for it, but the next day there was an extra sister, hehe, it should be 'Meimei', right!
Everyone is a man, it is understandable, his own general is young, it is normal to want a woman, I didn't look at the other generals in Cao Ying, that is not three wives and four concubines, maids, maids and maids, that is, there are very few singles in the Xuanjia Army now, because the food is rich, and it is a well-known elite, and the future is broad, I don't know how many refugees want to marry their daughters to these young men, and now the soldiers of the Xuanjia Army as long as they are dressed neatly and go to the refugee camp for a turn, they will definitely be able to bring back one, or a few yellow flower girls out, and they are all voluntary.
Women choose husbands, look at their faces in prosperous times, and look brave in troubled times, and in peacetime, they are naturally those little white faces who can dance and write, but in this murderous and troubled world, it is more reliable to choose a brave and fierce man, at least he will not let you starve to death!
Xiao Yat has always been a bachelor, but it is natural to find a girl to warm up**, but what makes everyone puzzled is why he found such a small one?
The body has not fully grown, thin like a bamboo pole, to have no chest, to have buttocks without buttocks, and to touch a handful of meat? The taste of your own general is really weird!
"From now on, she will be my sister - Xiao Jing!"
Xiao Yi didn't know the dirty thoughts of his subordinates, otherwise he would have been whipped with a whip a long time ago, and he was still happy that he finally had relatives in this world!
"See Miss!"
Although there are all kinds of slander in his heart, since he is Xiao Yi's sister who is rightfully recognized, no one dares to treat him slowly, and they all bow down.
So from today on, Xiao Jing has her official identity, Shanyang Taishou, General Yingyang, and the righteous sister of 'Ghost Face Xiao Lang'--- Xiao Jing!
Not to mention, Xiao Jing is really similar to Xiao Yi in temperament, especially those eyes, which are full of wolf nature, and then wear the same clothes, saying that they are brothers and sisters, someone will definitely believe it!
But that's an outsider's opinion, the Xuanjia Army knows that these two people have no blood relationship at all, and the reason why they look a little similar is that there is a better explanation - husband and wife!
At the moment, Xiao Yi set up a feast in the big tent of the Chinese army, celebrating that he had a sister, and the generals of each battalion took turns to toast and congratulate their own generals, Xiao Yi did not refuse, in the eyes of Xiao Jing's infinite admiration, after drinking a full nineteen subordinates in a row, he finally got drunk and fell down, and finally was dragged to the back tent by Xiao Jing in an envious eye!
After the banquet was over, the drunken and hazy subordinates secretly discussed:
"You say, why did the general find a little girl? Isn't it mature at all! ”
"Yes, I don't understand, why don't we go and pick a few girls with big breasts and big butts for the general, with the identity of the general, what kind of woman can't be found!"
"Don't be busy, this thing is strange, in my opinion, it's best to ask the two commanders Niu and Ma first, they have followed the general for the longest time, and they should know the inside story!"
"That's right! Right! Good idea......"
"Wow! ...... "So a group of drunks ran to Da Niu and Ma Liu to get the inside story
"You don't know, Xiao Lang has always liked this kind of bean sprouts that have not yet matured!" Looking at a pair of inquisitive eyes, Da Niu and Ma Liu, whose tongues were hard, suddenly got up, vying to be the first to expose Xiao Yi's evil inside story, "When I was in the Crouching Tiger Pavilion, Xiao Lang liked to play with the little Loli, especially there was a little Lori in red, innocent and cute, that was called a water spirit, the two were inseparable at the beginning, and it is said that they often took a bath by the river together!" ”
"Wow! The general is really powerful, mandarin duck bath, how old is that little Lori? ”
"Well, maybe six or seven years old, right?"
"Wow! Wow! The general is really a god and a man, and he is a model for my generation! ”
"What do you know, this is called radish and cabbage have their own love, girl, the smaller the more interesting it is, isn't it!"
"That's right! Taste is important? ”
The power of gossip is endless, in just half of the night, 'Ghost Face Xiao Lang' doesn't love beautiful women, and the love of Lori spreads throughout the entire Xuanjia Army camp, and in the second half of the night, it spreads all over the Qingzhou Army camp, and when it is dawn, more than 100,000 people in the entire refugee camp all know!
As a result, the refugees were moved, it turned out that the general liked young girls, this is easy to do, those families with female babies immediately took action, desperately dressed up their little daughters, over six years old, under twelve years old, all the pink and cute, interesting, all gathered together, batch by batch to send to the barracks!
Xiao Yi was drunk and didn't know anything about what was happening outside, and when he understood it, he hurriedly ordered to stop it, but unfortunately it was too late, those adults threw the little girl at the gate of the camp and ran, and the soldiers in the camp couldn't watch the children starve to death, they wanted to send it back, 100,000 refugees, where do you go to find your parents, and these refugees shook their heads desperately one by one to deny, my family has never had a little girl, let alone sent it out, of course, if the general likes it, we don't mind working overtime to give birth to a few!
In fact, the parents of these little girls also have their own selfishness, what kind of person is Xiao Yi, the eighteen-year-old General Yingyang, a county guard, is definitely a high authority, and the future is unlimited, it is not a dream to be 'feudal marquis, feudal duke' in the future, if his own daughter can be favored by him, even if it is a concubine, the family can be regarded as having a reliance;
In the year of the famine, because of the Chinese patriarchal tradition, the little girl is generally the first object to be abandoned, although cruel, but the reality is so, when the food is scarce enough for the whole family to survive, the first to be given up is the elderly, and basically voluntary, leaving food to children and grandchildren, finding a place with a good scenery and waiting for death, is the only choice for the old people, just like the animal kingdom, to ensure the continuation of the racial bloodline!
The second to be abandoned are these little girls, because even if they survive, sooner or later they will belong to someone else's family, and the third abandoned is women, the wife can remarry, and the family blood is the most important, so the refugees are mixed to the end, often a single father, with his poor son, this is the law of nature!
Can't send it back, and can't ignore it, Xiao Yi had no choice but to take it away, it's just a few more mouths to eat, with his own money, raised, as a result, as soon as the mouth opens, it is difficult to seal it, in just a few days, I actually received hundreds of little Loli, and the number is still expanding......
Now even Xiao Yi can't bear it, hundreds of little pink babies are chattering around every day, more troublesome than a flock of ducks, don't look at all little Lori, but after all, they are all women, and their talents are all there, if an adult woman is equal to five hundred ducks, these little Loli are at least equal to three hundred, right?
What's it like to fall into a duck pile every day? It's more terrible than riding alone against an army of millions, you can't beat and scold, you can't do it with a heavy tone, once the little Loli collectively drops the golden beans, it's the end of the world!
Especially after they have eaten and drunk enough, they are full of combat effectiveness, they are either frolicking or quarreling every day, in order to compete for the opportunity to get close to Xiao Yi, there are an average of fifty little Loli duels every day, the little face is red and green, the cry is shocking, and even more sneaking into Xiao Yi's back tent at night, the action is clever, and it is impossible to prevent it!
"Maybe I should go to the 'Wuxin' monk to become a monk!" This is what Xiao Yat thinks now, Lori is fiercer than a tiger!
Fortunately, at the critical moment, Xiao Jing stepped forward, since she was lonely, her favorite thing is to have relatives, and now she has hundreds of sisters at once, she is happy to close her mouth every day, and immediately took out the big big pie of the eldest sister, and began to rectify these little Lori!
But her method of rectification is very simple and very rude.
That little Lori cried and was beaten fat!
That little Lori is disobedient and beaten!
That little Lori drilled into Xiao Yi's quilt, and after catching it, she was beaten twice!
For this reason, Xiao Jing did not hesitate to personally guard outside Xiao Yi's bedroom, waiting for those little Loli to send them to the door, others beat the children and took care of it, but she didn't have it at all, she was also Lori, who was afraid of whom!
In this way, in just a few days, Xiao Jing has beaten hundreds of loli without opponents, and she deservedly sat in the position of the eldest sister!
Xiao Yihe was happy about this, so he simply built a special camp to take care of these little girls, and gave them a very nice name - the Women's Army!
Xiao Jing also became the first commander of the 'Women's Army', and she managed it well!
So there was a strange scene in the Xuanjia Army, every morning, when the soldiers practiced neatly, hundreds of little Loli carved in pink and jade were also lined up neatly, under the leadership of Xiao Jing, dancing fists and feet, and practicing in a uniform manner, although it was ridiculous, although it was very hard, but the Loli day after day, no one flinched, and they also had a loud slogan - "Learn martial arts, defend the" no worries "brother!" ”
"Haha! His heart is commendable! When Xiao Yi heard this, he smiled and leaned back, do you still need a group of little girls to defend with her own skills, but the attitude is good, and she needs encouragement!
But no one thought that a few years later, when Xiao Yi encountered the biggest danger in his life, it was this group of little Loli who stepped forward today and defended him, who said that women can't protect men?
Who says women can't kill?
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