Text Chapter 6 Chongguan was originally a fairy in wine
This time it was smashed very hard, and the tears of Chunzhi came out at once, and he endured the severe pain, and ran away with Xiao Yuan for a long time before he got rid of the divine operator.
The god operator jumped behind his back and cursed loudly, and slowly, the voice became smaller and smaller.
Ushiki gasped, wiped his sweat, sat on the side of the road to rest, and said, "Hey, turtle son, you can come down." ”
"If I don't get down, you'll run away as soon as I come. It hurts, doesn't it?"
Chunzhi said angrily, "Can it not hurt?"
"Then why are you helping me out?"
Chunzhi hesitated for a moment: "It doesn't matter if I am smashed by a stone, you are such a small monster, if you are smashed, you may have to go to see King Yama." Okay, okay, there's no danger, you go. ”
Xiao Yuan was moved in his heart, but he didn't know how to express it, so he had to hug Chunzhi tightly, and he had nothing to say: "That old man, he is called God Operator, will he figure out where I am?"
"That old man claims to be a god operator, if he is really a god operator, how can he not calculate that his wine will be secretly drunk by you? It can be seen that he is a liar who walks the rivers and lakes. Let's go, let's go, don't follow me. ”
Xiao Yuan shook his head: "I'm not leaving, I'm going to follow you." ”
Chun Zhi frightened it: "If you don't come down again, I'll go to the front to find Zhang Tianshi and accept you." ”
This sentence is very familiar. Xiao Yuan thought hard, "But I can't remember where I've heard it." Who is Zhang Tianshi?"
Chun Zhi said angrily: "Those who catch monsters and ghosts are called Zhang Tianshi!"
"Oh. ”
"I said, come down, go home to your father. ”
"But I can't remember where my father and mother were. ”
"You crawled out of Yixian Pavilion, is your house there?"
"Yi Xian Ge! I remember, the roast chicken is delicious. Xiao Yuan's saliva flowed out: "Hey, are you hungry?"
Uruyuki's stomach rumbles at the right time.
"You're hungry. Xiao Yuan leaned closer to Chunzhi's ear, "You wait for me for a moment, I smell the smell of roast chicken." With that, he climbed down and swooped out.
Xiao Yuan's speed is very fast, and he disappears in an instant, and he is overjoyed, and he runs away. After running out for a few feet, seeing that Xiao Yuan did not chase after him, Fang Shi slowed down and walked back to the broken temple where he lived.
Tongbao was lying in the ruined temple, and when he saw the little master coming back, he pounced on it affectionately, and touched its head guiltily: "I didn't bring you anything to eat today, go to sleep." "Hide the money behind the idol.
At this time, Tongbao barked outside the temple, and then heard Xiao Yuan's voice: "Hey, hey, do you want to eat roast chicken?"
Chunzhi walked out of the temple and saw Xiao Yuan standing at the door with a roast chicken in his mouth, stealing it from nowhere, and exclaimed, "How did you find here?"
"You, there's, there's my pee. ”
Tongbao rushed out from the body of the Ulva and shouted, and the little Yuan monster threw away the roast chicken with a scream and ran into the arms of the Ulva.
Chunzhi was angry and funny: "You, you little monster...... Tongbao, stop yelling. Picking up the roast chicken on the ground: "It's cold and dirty, how can you eat it?"
Xiao Yuan poked his head out of his clothes, saw that Tongbao was still glaring at him, and shrank back: "Do you have water here?" Wash it outside, wrap it in a few leaves, and bury it in the ashes, it will be hot in a moment and will not burn." ”
Chunzhi said angrily: "I walked into the city for a day today to deliver things to people, how can I have time to fetch water?"
Xiao Yuan pricked up his ears and listened: "There is a spring water thirty zhang away, do you have a clay pot here?" ”
Chunzhi thought that this little monster was diligent, and with it by his side, he didn't have to worry about eating and drinking: "There is one in the temple." ”
"You, keep that dog on a leash, I'm afraid he'll bite me. ”
Chunzhi suddenly remembered that Xiao Yuan girl was also so afraid of dogs that day, and when she thought of the agreement that day, she was a little melancholy, so she squatted down, and Xiao Yuan hurriedly shrank her head into his clothes.
Chun Zhi said to Tongbao: "Okay Tongbao, this is my friend, you will treat it better in the future, it, it's one, right," turned to Xiao Yuan: "What are you down?
Xiao Yuan cautiously poked his head out: "I'm a dog." Your name is Tongbao, right, I'm also a dog, let's not scare our own dogs in the future. ”
Utsunobu couldn't help but laugh out loud, and Tongbao whimpered twice and sat down. Xiao Yuan ran into the temple, took the clay pot and ran, ran out a few feet and returned: "You take off your clothes, I'll take them to wash." ”
The way of the Buddha was good, took off his coat, and handed it to Xiao Yuan. Walk into the temple, light some broken wood, and make a fire.
The temple door was dilapidated, and Chunzhi sat beside the fire wrapped in a sheet, and the fire was blown out by the wind through the hall, and Tongbao suddenly shouted.
Chun Zhi thought that Xiao Yuan was back: "Okay Tongbao, don't bark, it's your own dog who is back." Thinking of Xiao Yuan's funny appearance, he laughed again.
Tongbao was still barking outside the temple, a gust of wind blew the temple door open, and Chunzhi walked to the door with a sheet, but did not see Xiao Yuan's figure, and then covered the temple door.
At this time, the sound of two metal falling outside the temple gate, it seems that someone threw a small stone at the temple gate, and Chunzhi opened the temple door and saw two copper coins falling on the ground.
He leaned over and picked up the copper coin, and was surprised in his heart: how can someone throw copper coins to play in this barren mountain and wilderness.
But the copper coin suddenly flew up from his palm, flew straight into the temple, and went straight to the fallen idol in the temple.
Chunzhi's mouth opened wide, and his head followed the copper coin: What kind of trick is this? The copper coin will fly around by itself?
A thin white-bearded old man walked out of the darkness, kicked on the back of the ulva, and the knot of the ulva fell into the mouth and gnawed on the mud, and looked up, who is not the god operator?
When Xiao Yuan returned to the ruined temple with the clay pot in his mouth, he heard the roar of the god operator from a distance: "You drank all my wine?
Xiao Yuan didn't dare to enter through the main entrance, went around to the side and looked in from the window, only to see that Chunzhi was tied up strongly, and Tongbao didn't know whether he was dead or fainted, lying on the ground motionless. Her nose was blue and her face was swollen, she had no clothes on her body, and the rope was deep into her flesh.
Ushiki shook his head: "I really don't know what a 'wine fairy' is. I drank your wine, and I will pay you for it. There's a money bag behind the statue, and there's ninety pennies in it, so take it all. ”
The god operator was like a fairy, but his temperament was really irritable, he was furious, and he kicked again: "Ninety yuan? My 'wine fairy' is the treasure of the world, and nine hundred thousand yuan can't buy it." ”
After thinking about it, he took out another rope, tied it to the stone pillar, took out a gourd from his bosom, pulled out the wine stopper, and put it in front of the ulva.
When he smelled the aroma of wine, it was the kind that Shicai had drunk, and he couldn't help but take a deep breath: "It's so fragrant!"
If my 'wine fairy' has the slightest mistake, I will, I will, I will never allow you to eat rock sugar gourd!"
Seeing that the old man was fierce and vicious, he said that he was not allowed to eat rock sugar gourds, and he was stunned.
Xiao Yuan smelled the aroma of wine, as if there were thousands of gluttonous insects in his stomach about to crawl out, saliva flowed loudly, and he couldn't bear it for a moment.
The god operator saw a flower in front of him, and the gourd was gone, so angry that he screamed, and it took a long time to find the gourd on the beam, and Xiao Yuan had already escaped from the temple, and the action was like flowing water in one go, and he couldn't help but laugh.
The god operator couldn't get the gourd for a long time, so he sat on the ground and cried: "My 'wine fairy'!
The god operator looks old, but this crying action is like a three-year-old child, the situation is weird, and he wants to laugh but doesn't dare to laugh.
Xiao Yuan drank comfortably, and was still peeking triumphantly outside the window, but at this time, he saw that the divine operator collapsed and lost control, and he was a little dazed for a while.
At this time, there was the sound of metal blowing through the air, and he looked up, and saw two copper coins flying, sticking to the temple door, and flew straight to the place where he hid the money behind the statue, and opened his mouth wide, thinking, what day is today, and the strangest things in the world have all been touched by me? First of all, the dog can talk, and then he drank the best wine in the world, and then the copper coin will fly, and the old man will lie on the ground, this, this, what kind of strange person is this?
As soon as the copper coin landed, two young men, a man and a woman, walked in side by side. The two are only twenty-one or two years old, both dressed in white shirts, handsome and handsome, not touched by the slightest vulgarity, and they are enviable. Seeing that the woman's eyes looked at her naked upper body, she felt inferior and ashamed, and she wished that a crack would immediately open on the ground so that she could get in.
The god operator was still rolling on the ground, but when he saw the two of them, he got up from the ground, hugged the young woman, rubbed his snot and tears on her snow-white clothes, and cried: "Mother, my 'wine fairy' and 'drunk Penglai' are all gone......
The young woman patted him on the head and said with a doting face, "Okay, okay, my mother knows." Don't cry, mother, come and find a way. ”
At the beginning, he thought that he had heard it wrong, but at this moment, when he heard that the young woman also called herself a god, he was so surprised that his jaw fell to the ground, and the young man came to untie him and forgot to say thank you.
Xiao Yuan was lying out of the window in a daze, and the young man walked to the window, pushed open the window, and stretched out an arm to Xiao Yuan: "Come in." ”
The young man's eyes were calm, his voice was gentle, but very firm, and Xiao Yuan involuntarily climbed onto his arm.
Everyone sat down by the fire, and Xiao Yuan crawled to sit beside him. The wrinkled-skinned crane-haired god operator snuggled up in the arms of a young woman and coquettishly, the painting style was unharmonious, and she lowered her head and was embarrassed to look at it.
She had a stomach full of questions to ask, opened her mouth, and took the question back.
The god operator pointed at Xiao Yuan: "Dad, mother, do you calculate whether my nose was scratched by it?"
The man pinched his fingers, his brows furrowed, and the young woman saw that he had a strange expression, and took out three copper coins and made a hexagram on the ground, and her face also changed greatly.
Seeing that the two of them looked wrong, he opened his mouth, but he didn't dare to ask the question he wanted to ask, and pointed at Xiao Yuan: "I want to know, what kind of animal is it, it can actually speak, how can your copper coins fly?"
The young woman said softly: "She was originally a fox on the silver mountain outside Zhenjiang City, and she has become a sperm. However, he suffered an accident and lost two souls, so he lost his memory. ”
Chunzhi scratched his head: "Fox spirit? There are really fox spirits in the world, doesn't it mean that they are very beautiful and charming? It turns out that the real body is so ugly! No wonder people who are fascinated by fox spirits want to find a heavenly master to catch it, and it is really a loss." ”
The young man laughed: "What did you kid learn in Jinguodu......"
The smile on his face froze suddenly, and his voice trembled slightly: "You, you, who are you, how do you know where I come from......?"
The young woman looked at her husband with disgust: "Son, what's your name?"
Chunzhi hesitated, looked at the young man, and then looked at the young woman: "My name is Shi Chunzhi." ”
The young woman said, "Chunzhi, it's getting late today, and my arithmetic has to go back to the house to take medicine and rest." Tomorrow you wait at this temple, I will come to you, you can ask a question you want to know. ”
"Can you ask anything?"
"Yes. But only one can be asked. ”
"Why?"
The woman didn't answer, and the two of them drifted away with the god operator.