The four idiots returned to their room, and saw Zhou Xuan on the floor curled up and sleeping soundly, and called twice: "Master-master-" Zhou Xuanli ignored it, and only hugged the thin jacket under him tighter, obviously a little cold.

The four idiots shook their heads, put away the chess pieces alone, put the two porcelain lamps back on the table, blew out one of them, turned their heads to look at Zhou Xuan, and wanted to get Zhou Xuan to the bed, with her strength, her hands could be easily lifted up under Zhou Xuan's body, but the four idiots didn't want to do such an ambiguous thing, so they tore off the mattress from the couch and spread it on the floor with the carved chessboard, and then walked to the side, pedaled Zhou Xuan with his feet, and let Zhou Xuan roll onto the mattress.

Zhou Xuan was half-asleep and half-awake, and shouted: "Fourth-"

The four idiots asked, "What's the matter with the master?" ”

Zhou Xuan muttered: "Have you thought about chess, double live!" Then he fell into a deep sleep.

The four idiots were stunned there, the two pieces of dog-tooth staggered chess and the two sides came out of the best hand, it was double-lived, this was the four idiots who thought about it for a long time to figure it out, but Zhou Xuan figured it out while napping, it's really annoying!

The four idiots were very frustrated, they were a little annoyed and angry, shook off the thin jacket, covered Zhou Xuan indiscriminately, "hummed" and went out, went to sleep in Zhou Xuan's room next door, and tossed and turned for a long time before falling asleep.

But it was said that Princess Qingle woke up in the middle of the night after sleeping, and saw the bright moon and clear light outside the porthole, which should be ugly and yin, this situation, the beautiful princess couldn't help but think of a few lines of poetry - "The bright moon is born on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time." The lover complained about the night, and he was lovesick at night——"

Princess Qingle is lovesick, but fortunately, the lovesick people are not far away. After only a few dozen steps, he immediately got up quietly, put on his embroidered bow shoes, grabbed the collar of the silk robe with one hand, and tiptoed past the cumin and aromatic tea who were asleep on the floor next to the bed, feeling the happiness of running at night, and opened the door and went out.

The autumn wind was blowing, and Princess Qingle shuddered, and a layer of fine particles rose from her bare jade arms. Hurry up and put your arms around each other. Gently stroked, I thought in disgust: "Cousin Se, don't you want to see me show my arms when you sew me such a robe!" ”

Princess Qingle came to the room where Zhou Xuan lived, gently pulled the rope bolt on the door, the door opened silently, and walked in, a piece of moonlight poured on the east wall, light and shadow, and saw the couch to the south. There was no Luo tent, and Zhou Xuan on the couch slept soundly.

Princess Qingle smiled secretly, approached quietly, stretched out her right hand, and was about to poke in from under the quilt to pinch it on Cousin Xuan's body. A knife rested on her neck—

Princess Qingle screamed desperately, took a few steps back, and sat on the ground.

The four idiots were originally going to be cut off with a knife, but the blade was about to touch Princess Qingle's snow-white neck before they realized that something was wrong, so they forcibly retracted it, and frowned: "What is Your Highness doing here secretly!" After thinking about it, he understood the intention of Princess Qingle, and couldn't help but "snort" heavily, and inserted the knife back into the scabbard on the side of the pillow.

Zhou Xuan, who was next door, heard Princess Qingle's scream, and hurriedly ran over and asked repeatedly, "What's wrong?" What happened? While helping Princess Qingle on the ground.

Although Princess Qingle is rebellious and presumptuous. But how to say that she is also a dignified princess who has received royal etiquette since she was a child, she came to find cousin Xuan, the two are happy, this is nothing, where would she think that she would touch the bed of Mr. Fourth, she was really ashamed, covered her face and cried bitterly, Zhou Xuan came to help her. She pushed me hard. Crying and running back, she hated her cousin to death. Why did you change rooms with the four idiots, causing her to be such a big ugly, and she had the heart to seek death.

Zhou Xuan was woken up in his sleep and ran over, his brain was not very good, and he asked in a daze: "Fourth, what's going on?" ”

The four idiots said lightly: "The princess came to you, I thought it was an assassin, and I almost killed her with a knife, she was terrified." ”

Zhou Xuan was afraid and wanted to laugh again, and went out to find Princess Qingle, which had to be comforted and comforted.

The four idiots reminded: "Master, don't say my identity. This means that you should not say to the princess that she is a woman.

Zhou Xuan looked back and smiled: "If the princess feels that she has been defiled by Mr. Fourth, and wants to seek death and life, what if she wants to find a life?" ”

The four idiots rolled their eyes and said: "I haven't touched her, hmph, Princess Qingle is not the kind of person who is so chaste that she doesn't have a dime, where will she seek death." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "It's hard to say, she refused to marry the Snow Pig Prince at the beginning, but she was on a hunger strike in Jingxu Palace. ”

The four idiots said: "Then I don't care, I can't talk about me anyway, otherwise I'll leave, and I'll never see you again." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Okay, well, this is a secret between you and me, no one will say it, and I won't say it when I see the third child in the future." ”

The fourth idiot's face flushed slightly, turned around, and said, "That's right, don't say it to anyone, and the third brother should treat it as if nothing happened." ”

Zhou Xuan shook his head and came to Princess Qingle's residence.

Cumin and Fangcha both woke up, looked at each other outside, and when they saw Zhou Xuan, cumin hurriedly said: "Uncle, what's wrong with the princess, crying so hard that you drove both of me out?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "The princess must be having a nightmare, wait for me to comfort her-"

Princess Qingle shouted in the inner room: "Don't come in, I won't see anyone!" ”

Zhou Xuan didn't care about her, Shi Shiran went in, two little girls, you look at me, I look at you, and stayed outside obediently.

Princess Qingle heard Zhou Xuan walk in, leaned inward, covered her head in the quilt, covered it tightly, ashamed, and almost touched other men's beds, it was just lewd!

Zhou Xuanyi sat on the princess's couch, patted the bulging delicate body at the bottom of the quilt, and said: "What are you crying about, it's nothing-" lowered his voice and said: "Mr. Fourth was almost scared to death by you, you are wearing a white robe, and your hair is scattered, it's terrible!" ”

Princess Qingle heard it in the quilt and wanted to laugh, but she couldn't laugh, so she cried again. Zhou Xuan said: "Don't make trouble, it's not good to be known." ”

Princess Qingle slowly stopped her sorrowful voice, and came out of the bottom of the quilt, her face like an elf in the dark room. asked in a low voice, "Cousin Xuan, aren't you angry?" ”

Zhou Xuan was stunned: "What am I angry about?" ”

When Princess Qingle heard that Zhou Xuan was not angry, she was very sad and cried: "Cousin Xuan, you don't like me at all, woo woo, the fourth-"

Zhou Xuan was not slow, he immediately understood, he knew that the fourth child was a woman, but the princess didn't know, so he quickly covered Princess Qingle's mouth. "Don't let anyone hear." Let's talk in the nest. ”

The wedding envoy took off his shoes and climbed onto the princess's bed, lifted the brocade and got in, and stood shoulder to shoulder with the princess.

Princess Qingle let out an "ah" and put her pink fist against her mouth, which was too surprised.

Both of their heads were covered in brocade, and their four feet were exposed, like ostriches hiding their heads and tails.

There was darkness in the brocade, although she couldn't see each other clearly, but the breath was heard, and Princess Qingle was so nervous that her body trembled slightly. The ambiguous atmosphere reached its peak.

Zhou Xuan called in a low voice: "Hu Zhu-"

Princess Qingle replied in a low voice: "Huh? ”

Zhou Xuan touched Princess Qingle's head with both hands, touched the thin and soft length, touched the smooth forehead, touched the neat and unmessed eyebrows, touched the slippery eyes under the eyelids, and when he touched the straight bridge of his nose, his hand stopped-

Princess Qingle only felt a hot snort spray on her face, and then the cherry lips were grabbed by a big mouth, and there was a ** in the depths of her throat, and as soon as the lips opened, the interaction between yin and yang fish began.

After kissing for a while, both of them were breathing heavily. His face was red, his ears were red, his body was hot, and he felt that it was very hot in the bed.

Zhou Xuan lifted the brocade jacket, breathed heavily like a person who had been diving for a long time, looked at the wet glimmer on Princess Qingle's lips, and asked softly: "Do I like you?" ”

Princess Qingle was kissed by Zhou Xuan like this, and her heart was full of joy, and she no longer felt that Cousin Xuan would dislike her, and she didn't answer when she heard the words, and Jiao "hummed". Stretched out his arms to hug Zhou Xuan's neck, pressed up half of his body, and said with a greasy smile: "Finally pressed Cousin Xuan to sleep, hehe-hee-"

Zhou Xuan said: "You press me, let me press you." As soon as he twisted his waist, he pressed Princess Qingle under him.

Princess Qingle struggled a few times and couldn't struggle, so she stopped struggling. Bright eyes looked up at Zhou Xuan. The more rapid the breathing, the chest rises and falls. Suddenly remembered something, so he gasped slightly and said, "Cousin Xuan, did you say that the snow pig and Xi Erniang upstairs will not crush the bad people?" ”

Zhou Xuan patted his forehead, "Ouch", why is this stupid princess so unromantic, why is she talking about it when she is in love, she can't cry or laugh: "You just think about upstairs at night!" ”

Princess Qingle smiled lowly: "It's inevitable that you will think about the ground, two big fat people, I'm really worried that the floor slab will collapse." ”

Zhou Xuan shook his head with a smile, turned over, and stopped pressing her. Princess Qingle rested one leg on Zhou Xuan's body, touched Zhou Xuan's mouth with her hand, and said coquettishly: "Cousin Xuan, why did you change rooms with Mr. Fourth?" Hurt me—huh! ”

Zhou Xuandao: "I was playing chess in the fourth room, I was too sleepy, so I fell asleep, and the fourth ran to my room to sleep, where did I think you would touch it in the middle of the night!" ”

Princess Qingle was still very ashamed, pinched Zhou Xuan's nose, and said angrily: "It's all your fault!" Now that the fourth child knows, how will I see him in the future, you can get rid of him quickly. ”

Zhou Xuan groaned: "This and this, Mr. Fourth doesn't care." ”

"Why doesn't Mr. Fourth matter, isn't he a man?"

"Of course it's a man, but Mr. Fourth is practicing a kind of magic skill, he, he is from the palace."

"Ahh Princess Qingle was shocked and said with a round mouth, "No wonder, no wonder, no wonder I think Mr. Fourth is not very man-like, he is not big, he doesn't seem to have a beard, he doesn't look like I'm so beautiful, it turns out to be a eunuch." ”

"Don't talk nonsense!" Zhou Xuan stretched out his hand and patted Princess Qingle's buttocks: "Mr. Fourth is different from a eunuch, she wants to practice, and she is cut off in order to practice peerless martial arts, you must not mention in front of her that she is a eunuch, she will be annoyed and angry, she is my right-hand man, and she is a fellow practitioner in Go, tea art, and cricket, and she has saved my life, so don't offend her." ”

Princess Qingle threw away a stone that was pressed in her heart, and she was very relaxed, and responded: "I know, I won't mention it." Zhou Xuan laughed secretly in his heart: "Fourth, fourth, if you don't want me to say that you are a woman, then you have to be a eunuch!" ”

"Alright. It's okay, I'll go back first, don't let people think I've been with you all night. Zhou Xuan sat up and prepared to get out of bed.

"Hmph, that's so ugly!" Princess Qingle slapped Zhou Xuan lightly on the back, she was surprised by the four idiots just now, she didn't dare to get tired of pestering Zhou Xuan, the moon had sunk in the west, and the sky was about to dawn.

Zhou Xuan returned to his room. Four idiots are next door. Hearing that Zhou Xuan was back, he came over and asked, "The master didn't say anything about me, did he?" ”

Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "I said it." ”

"What did you say?" The four idiots' deliberately ruffled eyebrows were raised.

Zhou Xuan said: "Anyway, I didn't tell your secret, as for how I coaxed the princess, you don't have to care." ”

The four idiots rolled their eyes at Zhou Xuan, but the whites of their eyes were very white, as unpolluted as children.

Zhou Xuan said: "Fourth, I was too sleepy last night, I fell asleep while playing chess, come, let's go over and continue playing." ”

The four idiots hesitated for a moment and said, "I lost that game of chess." Let's do it all over again, right? ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Shuanghuo, your first advantage is gone, but chess should still be playable, why do you admit defeat?" Haha, the fourth child was scared by me, and he was timid before he fought. ”

"Afraid?" The four idiots said proudly: "I don't know what it means to be afraid when I'm so big, and then I will go down, why be afraid!" The two of them came to the room of the four idiots and turned on the oil lamp. Restore the game to the situation when the game was closed last night, and then continue to play until dawn, and Zhou Xuan's black chess won with one and a half pieces on the board.

The two of them reviewed again, and Zhou Xuan explained some of the key points of victory and defeat to the four idiots, and the four idiots were silent, just nodding.

After packing up the chess pieces, Zhou Xuan said: "Fourth, come down with me tomorrow to catch crickets, I have a bet with the Snow Pig Prince." If I lose, I'll sell myself, so I can't lose. ”

The four idiots asked: "Do you bet with the green-backed insect of the Snow Pig Prince?" ”

Zhou Xuan nodded and said: "Prince Snow Pig also gave his cricket a resounding name - Qingpao Wen Chou, hehe, Wen Chou, then I will use Guan Yu to cut it." ”

The four idiots asked, "What is the winning bet?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "You also know that the princess is unwilling to marry this snow pig prince, and I won." The princess went back to Jinling. Liu Jixing's Snow Pig Prince will support me. ”

The four idiots said happily: "I will do what the master commands." However, the greenback insect is not caught if you want to, we didn't catch the greenback insect last year, and it can't be a mutated blackback worm, and it is even more difficult to meet. ”

Zhou Xuan said: "It's okay, even if you lose, don't be afraid, find a chance to win it back, how can Prince Snow Pig's snacks be enough for me to play!" ”

The four idiots wrinkled their noses: "I knew that the master was a good tricker." ”

Zhou Xuan glared and said: "How is this a trick, this is called being invincible-I will write a prescription, after you get off the boat tomorrow, you will grab the medicine according to the prescription, mash the medicine and mix it with honey, cut it with a simmer for an hour, filter out the coarse medicine residue, and make it into a small honey pill——"

When the four idiots heard this, their spirits perked up, this is the secret she didn't ask from Tang Xiaosi, last year Zhou Xuan let the yellow-backed insect "Little General Zhang Bao" eat this kind of little honey pill, and in the case of breaking two legs, he fought to a draw with her green-backed insect "Hedong Xu Huang", which is really fierce!

There is pen and ink on the case, and the four idiots borrowed the black chess pieces last night, so Zhou Xuan took up the pen and wrote: "Deer antler, purple river car, hyssop, licorice, black, dry lotus grass, fried Wujiapi, monkey ginger, and Sichuan interrupted one or two each." "Deliver four idiots.

The four idiots are like treasures.

After breakfast, Zhou Xuan invited Pan Yujiao, Four Idiots, Chen Yanshou, Fei Qing, Lin Ji, and five Qingyuan warriors to discuss matters in the bow tower, and the Snow Pig Prince was still holding Xi Erniang and was bedridden, and this Xi Erniang seemed to be favored.

The blue sea and blue sky, the brocade sail blows the wind, the sea ship chops the waves and cuts the waves, the sail is quite fast, look to the right, the big 6 is dark and heavy, faintly visible.

Because of the shipwreck last time, Zhou Xuan and Prince Snow Pig did not dare to sail too far from the shore, and only kept a distance of twenty miles from the coast.

Zhou Xuan said: "Everyone, I can reach the coast of Quanzhou early tomorrow morning, I want to take a dangerous plan and calm Qingyuan in one fell swoop——"

Pan Yujiao, Chen Yanshou and others were staring at Zhou Xuan, what danger did he have to calm Qingyuan?

Zhou Xuan said: "Qingyuan is now embattled, Chen Si'an is stubbornly resistant, his subordinates may not be united, my dangerous plan is to sneak into Quanzhou City, capture Chen Si'an, wouldn't Qingyuan take it in one fell swoop?" ”

Lin Ji and the others all looked shocked, and Pan Yujiao asked, "Will the county magistrate be released?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "This requires the Panda patriarch to be a bait, let the five of them-" The five warriors of Qingyuan waved their hands to the side: "Let the five of them pretend to capture the Panda patriarch and offer it, Chen Si'an will definitely be overjoyed, and he will definitely meet him, we have the fourth child, the Panda patriarch, General Lin, Chen Huangmen and Fei Zhonglang, all of them are ten thousand enemies, where else can Chen Si'an escape?" Moreover, he sent people to contact the Tang army outside Quanzhou as soon as possible, and the inside should be combined with the outside, can Quanzhou not be broken? ”

Pan Yujiao's beautiful eyes are rippling, this Zhou Jungong is really bold and daring to think, but is he looking down on her with her as bait?

Zhou Xuan seemed to know Pan Yujiao's thoughts, and smiled at her: "Patriarch Pan, don't worry, Zhou Xuan won't let you take risks alone, I will accompany you, and your entourage will be caught together." ”

Zhou Xuan really has two hearts to win, so what else can Pan Yujiao say, her beautiful eyes stared at Zhou Xuan, and said: "Pan Yujiao is sent by the county princess." ”

Chen Yanshou and Fei Qing glanced at each other and said: "Although Zhou Jungong's plan is wonderful, but the miscellaneous family thinks that it is still too risky, and he thinks about it, there is always a mistake, there is always something unexpected, with the dignity of Zhou Jungong, but he goes deep into Quanzhou City, in case he misses, it is really out of control." ”

Zhou Xuan knew that Chen Yanshou was treacherous and treacherous, and he was unwilling to contribute to be a pawn, so he said: "Chen Huangmen, Fei Zhonglang, this is a great opportunity to destroy Qingyuan, I learned from Xi Erniang that the relationship between the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian and Qingyuan is very close, and getting rid of Qingyuan is equivalent to cutting off one of the arms of the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian, and my Tang Kingdom will only send troops to help the Southern Han Dynasty deal with Zhang Sheng after pacifying Qingyuan, Prince Liu must approve of my clever plan. ”

Chen Yanshou was helpless, he knew that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was now obedient to Zhou Xuan, so he had no choice but to nod and say, "I am willing to listen to the county minister." ”

The five Qingyuan warriors looked at each other, still fearful, and let them go to trap Chen Si'an, which was really a little frightened.

Zhou Xuanenwei and said: "You don't have to be afraid, this plan is foolproof, I am not a casual risk-taking person, after the plan is completed, I will ensure that the five of you will be awarded the five-grade military rank, and your family members do not have to worry, you carefully write down the address and main population, and I will arrange for someone to take your family out of the city." ”

The five Qingyuan warriors knew that there was no way out, and the five-rank military rank was extremely tempting, so they immediately knelt down and said angrily: "I will wait for the five of them, and swear to follow the county prince to the death." ”

The Snow Pig Prince came leisurely at this time, followed by Xi Erniang, and when he saw Zhou Xuan, he sighed again and again: "Wonderful, wonderful!" ”

Zhou Xuan looked at the fat Xi Erniang, it was really hard to imagine what the magic was? said in his mouth: "This transaction Liu shopkeeper has made a lot of money, I am too sincere to ask for a price." ”

The Snow Pig Prince laughed: "This is called knowing the goods!" He also said: "Xi Erniang's name is not very popular, this shopkeeper has given her the name of Mei Pig, how does Zhou Keguan think this name has been obtained?" ”

"Piggy!" Zhou Xuan said again and again: "Wonderful, wonderful!" ”

So, Xi Erniang changed her name to Mei Pig.