Hilarious Soldier Ruffian Chapter 190: There is a beautiful woman looking for Xu Yan

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Category: Science fiction games

Author: Hanxue Independent Man Title:

What is happiness?

This is a matter of opinion, and different people have different understandings and definitions.

Cats eat fish, dogs eat, Ultraman has little monsters to fight, these are all happiness. Of course, Xu Yan is not a cat, he doesn't like to eat fish, he is not a dog, so he doesn't eat, he is not Ultraman, he has no interest in fighting little monsters, his happiness is not obtained through specific events, but by comparison, there is superiority in comparison!

doesn't care how much he has accomplished, he doesn't care how much money he has, he only cares about the comparison with others, when Luo Yifei has steamed buns to eat and he has nothing, he feels that he is not as happy as Luo Yifei; When Luo Yifei has steamed buns to eat, and he has baked cakes and meat to eat, he feels happier than Luo Yifei... In the same way, everyone stood on the playground stupidly in the middle of the night, sleepy like the second grandson, and he could lie in the warm bed, he felt very happy.

Therefore, Xu Yan was lying on the bed, his head against the pillow, and the familiar smell came from his breath, which was full of happiness, and it was a wonderful night.

Compared with his happiness, the reconnaissance and other people were dumbfounded, and they were urgently assembled in the middle of the night, if there were no complaints, it must be false, but the military order was difficult to disobey, and they could only obediently assemble, of course, a burst of grumbling and discussion, but it was indispensable.

"What's the matter, why did you suddenly gather urgently in the middle of the night?"

"I don't know, it should be to train our emergency response ability."

"In the middle of the night, suddenly come out like this, isn't this a toss!"

The crowd talked, quickly lined up, and waited for further instructions...

What they didn't know was that there was no further instruction behind them, because there was no one else on the playground except for them lined up neatly, and the company commander Tang Jue seemed to be afraid of scaring everyone, and the hateful black face did not appear in front of everyone, nor did he yell orders such as "ten kilometers of armed cross-country" at everyone, he did not appear at all.

Ten seconds passed, twenty seconds passed, half a minute passed, a minute passed ...

Tang Jue did not appear for a long time, and everyone was surprised at the beginning, and gradually began to doubt.

"What's going on, company commander?"

"I don't know, I didn't see it when I came."

"Who notified the emergency gathering?"

"I was the first to come to the playground, and I didn't see anyone there."

"This shouldn't be, in the past, when the emergency was assembled, the company commander was always the first to appear, holding the watch with a straight face, pinching the time, and timing us on the side, why is it hidden today, could it be that the sun is rising in the west?"

"I don't think the sun is rising in the west, it's that we've been fooled."

"You're saying the company commander deliberately tricked us."

"Stupid you, the company commander wants to trick us, do you need to be so sneaky?"

"You mean..."

"We were tricked, someone pretended to be a company commander and blew the emergency assembly number!"

Everyone exchanged heads and ears, and after a short period of communication, everyone quickly understood that they and others must have been tricked.

The wolf howls came and went, constantly sounding on the playground, and many people scolded, "Uncle, in the middle of the night, playing this kind of prank, this is too lacking in morality, don't let me know who did it, otherwise, I will never be able to get around him!" ”

A group of people scolded and went back to the dormitory, one by one, angry and hating the prankster.

In the middle of the night, the emergency assembly call was sounded to wake everyone up from their sleep, which in itself was even more odious, and what was even more odious was that it was not the troops who woke up to inform everyone of the training, but someone played a prank.

"It's too much, to play this kind of prank." Lu Xiaolin said angrily, and walked back to the dormitory with everyone, his eyes swept around, but he didn't see Xu Yan's figure, and couldn't help but doubt: "Xu Yan didn't come, it shouldn't be him who did it!" ”

"Ten out of ten* is him." As soon as he heard Lu Xiaolin's reminder, Luo Yifei immediately agreed, "This kind of thing is also capable of this thing, this guy has never been able to suffer a little loss, he was ridiculed and ridiculed like that before, he must have been ready to retaliate." ”

"I was still strange before, why did he suddenly change his character, and he didn't reply when he was ridiculed and ridiculed, it turned out that he was waiting here!"

"Let's go, go back and pack him up!"

Everyone talked and walked back to the dormitory.

Two rows and three shifts.

Xu Yan lay comfortably on the bed, listening to the wolf howl from the playground, listening to the footsteps and complaints outside, his heart was like being smeared with honey, and the happiness in his heart was about to overflow.

"Hmph, this is the end of ridiculing my brother, see if my brother doesn't play you to death." The corners of Xu Yan's lips twitched, and he whispered, hearing the voices of Luo Yifei and others outside, his eyes rolled, and he closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

The next moment, the door was kicked open from the outside.

Luo Yifei and others rushed in, gathered in front of Xu Yan, and shouted: "Xu Yan, you did a good thing!" ”

Xu Yan sat up in surprise and pretended to ask, "What are you doing!" ”

"Xu Yan, you don't pretend to be confused, what do we want to do, you don't know?" Luo Yifei sneered, stepped forward and asked: "In the middle of the night, blow the emergency assembly number and trick us into gathering, but you are sleeping here, don't you think it's too much to do this." ”

"What an emergency rend, you don't squirt people with blood..."

What kind of person is Xu Yan, what he is best at is quibbling, as soon as Luo Yifei's voice fell, his words were waiting in the back

, not only directly denied the matter, but also said backwards: "Okay, you guys, there is an emergency assembly, you don't call me, you want to make me ugly, God is pitiful, I don't know which second master did the right thing for the sky, played you a trick, and let me survive." ”

it!

A group of people were dumbfounded, they were shameless by Xu Yan, stimulated and unwanted, what is called reversing black and white, what is called shameless, Xu Yan in front of him is...

Seeing that everyone was angry and looked like they were going to do it, Xu Yan raised his eyebrows and said: "What are you doing, if you can't say me, do you want to do it!"

A group of people were squeezed by his words, and it was not easy to step forward for a while, several people looked at each other for a while, and Luo Yifei broke the deadlock, he sneered and said: "I don't want to admit it, I'm not afraid that you won't admit it, you are rejected by a woman, and you want to jump off the building if you are looking for death and life, and you have a big embarrassment, and you are sarcastic and sarcastic by everyone, you have a grudge..."

"I repeat it again, I didn't look for death and life, let alone jump off the building, it was the big year that hit me down..."Xu Yan distinguished, pouted: "I Xu Yan showed talent, there are more women who pursue me, I hook my fingers, I don't know how many women, crying and begging to be my girlfriend, I will give up a forest for a tree?" What a joke! ”

Xu Yan's shameless words caused everyone to pout, and Luo Yifei even vomited, and he wouldn't believe that his words were a punctuation mark.

"What kind of expression do you have, don't you believe me?" Xu Yan pretended to be annoyed.

"If we want us to believe it, we can prove it to us."

"Proof is proof, you just keep your eyes open and watch, tomorrow I will call back and call three or five women to the army!"

"The toad yawns and breathes a lot, and there are three or five women, if you can have one, even if you have the ability!"

As a result, a group of people were taken into the ditch by Xu Yan, completely forgetting to question Xu Yan, but entangled in the question of his charm and whether there would be a woman looking for him.

What's even more incredible is that the next morning, a woman really came to Xu Yan! (To be continued.) Chapter 190: There is a beautiful woman looking for Xu Yan