And the thief god's wife must not have done it, she hurriedly gathered the sun-dried grain, and was found by the thief god to be beaten and scolded, and finally his wife could only run home in disgrace.

In the end, it rained heavily, and guess what, the thief god scolded God on the threshing floor in the rain, "You grandma!" Dare it rain, see if Lao Tzu pays you tribute tonight, you fucking down, Lao Tzu still wants you to dry, what kind of cock are you...... @%&#&......" The words in the back are all thieves posing in the shape of a teapot, pointing at God with their hands in the heavy rain and scolding.

At that time, it provoked the laughter of Qin Guangming's group of children, and Qin Guangming was only nine years old at the time.

The thief god is very hard-working, hard-working, and the wife he married is also obedient to him, he said that he will build the tallest building in the village in the future, and it will be the most luxurious building.

Since then, he said to do it, he planted the land that people don't plant, he doesn't plant the land in the first spring, he doesn't plant in the second spring, he also planted, one year he planted more than 80 acres, his wife didn't listen to what he said, in the word, it was punches and kicks, and then he was tired and sick, so he was willing to pay the harvester to help harvest, and if he didn't harvest, it would all rot in the field.

Of course, the thief god has indeed built the tallest building in Bull Village now, as for whether it is the most luxurious, no one has a conclusion, and many people who laughed at him at the beginning gradually stopped laughing at him, but respected him a lot, he is indeed a well-known figure in Bull Village.

Qin Guangming was stupid when he heard it, what did Li Lei compare with him!

The word 'the city is extremely deep' was said by you Li Leiluo! Not a drop of water leaks is what Su Youjin said! I just said that Village Chief Chen is like a glass of thousand-year-old wine, and he refuses to let people taste it for a long time, and now everything is said on my head, which is really inexplicable, I really don't know what they are doing.

"Ai, Ai, Ai! You two really know how to raise the bar, I can't compare to the three gods of the head cannon, the yellow eel and the thief god! Qin Guangming could only grimace, shook his head while going to the shore and said, "Only you two can compare, right?" I can ...... Alas...... Not that qualification! There are still 108,000 miles to go! After speaking, he sighed again, pretending to be as if he had been greatly wronged.

Li Leiluo and Su Youjin also looked at each other and smiled when they saw each other, they had long been used to such jokes, but they were saying in their hearts, "Brother Guang!" Don't pretend. ”

It didn't take long for them to quickly wipe off the water on the riverside, and they all wore ancient clothes full of patches, which were also Guinness World Records, with an indescribable spirit and arrogance.

Can...... They seem to be missing something? shook his bare feet, only to find that a pair of brand-name leather shoes were missing.

But they felt strange again, why didn't Village Chief Chen give them three pairs of shoes? Even if you give a pair of straw sandals, they are uncomfortable without shoes, they feel very uncomfortable, and they must solve the problem of shoes when they go back.

Of course, Qin Guangming also washed the silver cleanly and wrapped it in a rag, and then they slowly walked back to Village Chief Chen's house, and on the way, they also shook the hair on their heads, looking extremely coquettish, they had no choice, they wanted to let the hair dry quickly.

When Qin Guangming and the others arrived at Village Chief Chen's house, Village Chief Chen had already prepared all the food and put it on the dilapidated dining table.

When I looked up, I saw that the clear soup on the table was a big bowl of wild vegetable soup, and there were three small bowls on the table.

Qin Guangming, Li Leiluo and Su Youjin were all dumbfounded, is this what the village eats?? They really couldn't believe it, at least there was a bowl of porridge, even if there was no porridge, the cooked wild vegetable soup did not have a salty taste, only a fishy smell of wild vegetables, which made it really difficult for them to swallow.

In the end, the three of them didn't eat a bite, and they ate bitter faces, and finally almost burst into tears, I couldn't help but vomit, Village Chief Chen didn't get angry when he saw it, and saw that the three sons had white and tender skin, and they knew at a glance that they were not ordinary people, if he didn't guess wrong, these three sons must be the children of a wealthy family who are either rich or noble.

"Grandpa Chen! You guys are here...... Isn't there no porridge? Su Youjin spit out the wild vegetables and asked aggrievedly: "And the boiled wild vegetables are too clear soup and little water, right?" ”

"Yes! Grandpa Chen! Li Leiluo also pointed to the wild vegetable soup on the table and said bitterly: "This clear soup is not watery!" But there is no salt in the wild vegetable soup! This...... Is this what is called eating? As he spoke, he stirred the clear soup in the bowl with chopsticks and said, "Grandpa Chen!" You see that the soup has not been oiled yet! There's no way to eat it! ”

Qin Guangming also performed a little better, he originally wanted to complain, but after thinking about it, the quality of life in this small village was already poor, but he never expected it to be so bad, originally after eating, he asked Grandpa Chen for shoes to wear, and asked him why he only sent them clothes and pants.

Looking at the current situation, it is estimated that it is more difficult to let the village take out three pairs of shoes than to ascend to the sky, needless to say, this small village must have gone through a great disaster.

Qin Guangming thought of this, so he put away his bitter expression and said very seriously: "Grandpa Chen! What happened to your village? There is no salt or rice, which is incredible. ”

Grandpa Chen smiled bitterly when he heard this, stroked the sheep's beard on his chin and said slowly: "Don't hide it from the three sons!" Our small village did suffer two catastrophes, the first calamity was the Song army, and the second calamity was the robbers of the Black Mountain Fortress.................."

Originally, Grandpa Chen didn't want to say it, but it can be seen that Qin Guangming and the three of them behaved and asked questions, and it was completely clear that they didn't know, and they didn't have any worries, and it didn't hurt to talk about it.

The story goes like this: On June 16 of this year, after Pan Mei captured Guizhou and Hezhou, he ordered his general Cao Han to collect money and grain in cities, towns and surrounding villages.

There are also individual officers who also rob women and weapons or iron tools, as long as it is iron and can be used as weapons, they are all taken away, of course, the woks are not carried, such as hoes, wipers, shovels, sickles, kitchen knives...... Wait, they will all be looted, not to mention the grain in the fields, and they will also be cleared, this is only carried out in the border areas not far from the town, and the superiors will not know about it at all.

They didn't even let go of the livestock, what cattle, sheep, horses, pigs, dogs, chickens and ducks were all looted, but fortunately, which thief-eyed rooster in the small village ran fast, so it didn't attract a poisonous hand, which local dog also ran fast, and also escaped.