But said that Xu Ang sat by the bridge for a while, it was dark for a while, if you don't go back now, the city gate will be closed, and when the wine sobers up a little, I went to the study and didn't find Chen Shiqi, so I went back to the gate, looked for the little guy who was the keeper and led the donkey, and went home.

When I returned home, I didn't take a bath, but Qi Niang was intimate, poured some hot water, washed my face and feet, and lay on the bed and fell asleep.

When I woke up the next day, it was already noon, and I had lunch with Qi Niang. Xu Ang asked suddenly

"Qi Niang, how is your brother Siye sick now?

"Much better." Qi Niang said, "I was no longer in the hospital a few days ago, and yesterday my sister-in-law sent me a letter saying that it was almost better." ”

"Hmm!" Xu Ang nodded, and then said, "In the afternoon, you go buy some brown sugar, salt or something, and we will go to see your brother together tomorrow." ”

Qi Niang was moved after hearing this, and she was not moved, she was very happy to meet such a master who would care about people, and nodded.

"You ride Uncle Niu's donkey to the city, and come back to help me return it to him by the way." Xu Ang continued

After a while, after eating, Xu Ang returned to the room to continue his great business of reading, after all, the more he knew, the better, he didn't know what he would do in the future, and now he read more books to avoid thinking too much, but the text was written vertically, and there was no punctuation, it was really uncomfortable to look at, and it took many days to get used to it.

Qi Niang cleaned up at home, washed all the clothes that Xu Ang had changed, worked for more than an hour, slept for half an hour, and went to the city.

Xu Ang was reading a book in the room, and saw that around five o'clock in the afternoon, the weather was hot, and no one was at home, so he simply played shirtless, and it was really uncomfortable to watch, so he leaned back on the chair and began to think, thinking that he was useless in this world, and he had no ability to make a living

"It's impossible to get into the Jinshi! It's impossible in this life! I can't write poetry well, and I can't write arguments, and I feel that I can only make a living by riding a donkey to go shopping every day. Ay! It's useless! Xu Ang sighed in his heart

"Poof! You're a bit self-aware! The voice of a girl next to him came

Xu Ang looked up

"I haven't seen it" thought in my heart, listening to this voice and a little familiar, I suddenly realized that this is not Miss Leshui who hit him with a stone? I know it in my heart

"What are you doing?!! Happy water is shocked! After speaking, he picked up the sword in his hand and picked up the clothes next to him to Xu Ang. Turn your back to him

"You are a reader, and you are shirtless when you read books, it is too shameful." Leshui said angrily

Xu Ang was funny in his heart, Lao Tzu was reading at home alone and there were no outsiders, what's wrong with being shirtless? But you, without knocking on the door, came in and saw my innocent man, and counted me down. Pretending to be angry

"Miss Leshui! I was reading in my room, and you came in without knocking on the door and looked at me all over. Could it be that you covet my innocent man's body? ”

"Phew! Who knew you were so shameless, reading books and shirtless. Le Shui was indignant, she was about to knock on the door, but suddenly heard Xu Ang say funny, so she walked in with one foot, and also spoke in advance, who knew that Xu Ang was so presumptuous.

Xu Ang smiled and said while getting dressed

"Who doesn't know that my jade-faced Xiaolangjun Chen Ang is in very good shape, he looks thin on the surface, and he is full of stick meat, and he has suffered a big loss after being watched by you today. Otherwise, I'll take you a tael of silver for the time being, even if this matter is revealed, you and I won't suffer, how about it? ”

Leshui was annoyed! Today I really hit the evil, I accidentally took a look, and I had to wash my eyes when I went home, and this product actually said that I was at a loss, and I would have asked for silver earlier. Annoyed in his heart, he simply took out a piece of silver from his waist bag, didn't turn around, and threw it backwards on Xu Ang.

Xu Ang then took a look, good guy, this ingot of silver is five taels, this chick is really a little rich woman. I thought about it and said

"This silver is too much, and I don't have anything to find for you." Nonsense, just like Xu Ang's miser, he won't look for change if he has it.

"I am honest Xiaolangjun never takes advantage of others, otherwise it would be like this! You apply for a monthly card, thirty taels of silver, I will give you a seven-fold discount, and then go to a fraction, how about receiving twenty taels from you? Xu Ang said with a smile, his eyes full of ridicule

"What is a monthly card?" Leshui asked

"Oh! Monthly card! The monthly card is used for a monthly subscription, you give me twenty taels of silver, every day I show you that you have my eight-pack abs, each time you receive one tael, you will have to be thirty taels a month, and if you do this monthly card, as long as twenty taels of silver a month, isn't it a big profit? Xu Ang is quite happy that he has found such a money-making protégé

"This slut! It's so shameless, who wants to see you every month? Well! It seems to have abs. Bah! What was I thinking? ”

Le Shui was angry, drew his sword easily, turned around and compared the sword to Xu Ang's neck.

"Slut! Talking nonsense, believe it or not, I cut off your fat body and feed it to the dogs? Leshui said fiercely

"Haha! Don't say it, don't say it. Xu Ang didn't care, he didn't care about the sword around his neck, and quietly put the five taels of silver back in his pocket. raised his head and glanced at Leshui, and was extremely surprised

Leshui is twenty years old, his face is a little round, his hair is tied back, he has big eyes, and he is dressed in a simple green coat. With a purse hanging from her waist and a light sword in her hand, she doesn't look like that kind of stunning woman, but she is a durable type. Of course, this did not surprise Xu Ang, but what surprised her was that she had two big panda eyes on her head at this moment, which made Xu Ang laugh.

"Miss Leshui! Which mother-in-law and maid are you wearing smoky makeup! But you can only give three points, no more! Xu Ang laughed

Where does Leshui know what smoky makeup is. Xu Ang looked at her eyes, and he was distressed by this, otherwise he would not have come to the door so suddenly, the way the water flowed up, she really didn't think about it for a night, she didn't fall asleep all night, and with such two big panda eyes in vain, she angrily took out something from her purse and threw it at Xu Ang

"It's not your fault! I didn't figure out how the water flowed up all night. Le Shui said angrily, "I don't believe in any bamboo fairy and bamboo god, if you don't explain it to me today, hum!" “

"Naturally, it's not a fairy or a ghost!" Xu Ang said while taking the thing that was thrown over and playing with it in his hand

Leshui threw over the bamboo he performed yesterday, this girl may have seen Xu Ang throw the bamboo back last night, and then got a vacancy, and picked up the bamboo again, studied it all night and didn't figure it out, Xu Ang looked at this curious baby, and secretly laughed in his heart

"I knew it!" Leshui was overjoyed, "Tell me, what is the way to do it?" If I learned, I could scare my sister and brother. Leshui thought very happy,

Xu Ang listened, this woman is still a child's heart. I can't help but want to tease her

"How's that going to work?" Xu Ang refused, "I apprenticed at the age of five to learn art, looked at the clouds and mist, watched the stars at night, washed my face with bricks, tied my feet with sandbags, and practiced hard for fifteen years to have this mana." You might insist? “

Leshui's jaw was about to fall. Washing your face with a brick? Is this something that people can do? looked back at Xu Ang's treacherous face, and suddenly understood in his heart, is this playing me?

"Humph! If you don't say it, forget it. Leshui said angrily, and after a while, the characteristics of the curious baby came up again, and he couldn't help it, and continued

"Just tell me!" This happy water can't be planned, and even the big killer weapon of coquettish has been used.

"It's not impossible to teach you." Xu Ang paused, then stretched out two fingers: "Twenty taels of silver!" ”

Le Shui was horrified! Isn't this man exhibitionist? Do you have to let me get twenty taels of silver for his monthly card, and I have to come to see his so-called eight-pack abs every day, and I can't gouge out my eyes? However, this trick is really magical! I'm going to learn, my sister and brother and the palace maid are still not shocked? That's it! Just suffer this loss, and close your eyes when you look at it

"Good! In a word, it is difficult to chase the horse! I'll get you this monthly card! But you're going to teach me the trick within this month! After speaking, there were faint tears in his eyes, and his heart said, it's over. I have to see him shirtless every day for a month, and his eyes will be blind, and if he dares to speak out, I will definitely kill this liar!

Xu Ang was shocked and said

"You want to take advantage of me?"

"What's taking advantage of you?" Leshui asked rhetorically, "Hmph! Miss Ben is fair and never takes advantage of others! ”

"Miss Leshui! These twenty taels of silver are the tuition fees to teach you this trick, if you want to be able to appreciate my eight-pack abs every day, you still have to pay another twenty taels of silver to get a monthly card! Xu Ang said proudly, and touched his stomach as he spoke, but there was no fat on his stomach, and the eight-pack abs had not been separated yet, and there would be there.

Le Shui was pardoned, and quickly threw twenty taels of silver to him

"Tuition for you! It's tuition! "I'm afraid that he will make a monthly card fee

"Miss Leshui! Don't get your card this month? I think my eight-pack abs are much more interesting than this trick! Xu Anggang thought that the little fresh meat in this world also has a future, maybe the operation and operation will become the first idol faction, and he is unwilling to hear that he will not apply for a card.

"Noise! Teach me how to do it! Leshui hurriedly pulled away from the topic of abdominal muscles

Xu Ang was discouraged in his heart, and he was happy to think that he had earned twenty taels of silver, so he finally came to this world to make money for the first time. So he took two large bowls from the kitchen, poured a bowl of water, and began to perform for Leshui

"It's just a simple siphon principle, one end is inserted into the water below, and then the other end is sucked and the water flows out of it, because of the atmospheric pressure, the water will continue to flow upward! But it must be called to remember, this pipe cough cough bamboo, must be bent ......"

Xu Ang explained to Le Shui as he spoke, and performed by the way, only to see that he sucked lightly on the other end, and the water flowed upward.

Leshui was dumbfounded on the side,

"That's it?"

"That's right! That's it," Xu Ang replied

"You liar! It's time to fight! Le Shui made a gesture, and the scabbard smashed towards Xu Ang