"First, sir! Me, I have a question! Finally, when Li Muyun finished bragging and forcing it, a student raised his hand below.

"Tell me about it." Li Muyun raised his chin.

"Well, what does 'scripture' mean? Do we have this subject? ”

It's embarrassing to be embarrassed, there is no such subject? Li Muyun touched his nose, and by hiding the embarrassment, his eyes turned to his heart: "'Classics', also called economics, is a new course that Taixue is preparing to open, who else has a problem!" ”

I'm going to go, can this make him fool around? The group of students below looked at each other, knowing that what he said was false, but they had to admire this guy's quick mind and find such a good excuse in such a short time.

Li Muyun also secretly wiped a cold sweat at this time, he didn't even ask what subjects were in school before coming here, which made him embarrassed. But that's fine, I've heard that the students here are very powerful, and it's a big deal to react to the school if they don't like it, and it would be great if they could be expelled.

After having such a plan, Li Muyun knocked on the table: "Okay, now you report your names in order from front to back, from left to right, oh yes, by the way, what do you do at home!" ”

It's understandable to sign up, but what does it have to do with your family? The students didn't know why, but in the end, they honestly stood up and said their names and the situation at home.

The situation is stronger than people these days, and Li Muyun is obviously different from other gentlemen, so it's better to bear with it first, and then decide how to deal with him after understanding the situation.

The students sat there one by one, staring at each other with their own calculations.

Li Muyun didn't show anything special after everyone reported to their homes, just nodded silently, and then said: "Okay, we can be considered acquainted now, let's study by ourselves now, Lao Tzu will sleep for a while, and you can disperse by yourself after class." ”

……

The creature of students is actually quite strange to say, it is said that Mr. Li Muyun is the type they like on weekdays, they don't care about anything in class, and everyone likes to do whatever they like.

But when they really met such a gentleman, they felt aggrieved again, and felt that their money for school was spent in vain.

So as soon as the class ended, the students in this class all ran to Taixue Mountain Chief: "Master Shan, we ask for Mr. Chang, that Li Muyun is not responsible at all, he doesn't give us a lesson at all, and he also calls Lao Tzu, this, where is this Mr., it is clearly a bandit." ”

"Yes, Mountain Chief, that Li Muyun is clearly the black sheep, we must drive him out of Taixue, otherwise we will boycott the class."

The students were indignant, but the mountain chief of Taixue was not very comfortable, Li Muyun came with a holy decree, what else could he do as a mountain chief, it was obviously impossible to drive him away, where is it easy to deal with the emperor and deal with the students.

Therefore, the mountain master of Taixue only left a simple sentence: "Study hard, it is not easy for Taixue to invite a gentleman, if Mr. has shortcomings, it must be that you have something to dissatisfy Mr., you first correct your mistakes, and then come to me!" ”

Now, the students are dumbfounded, it's not easy to find the mountain chief? How hard is Li Muyun's backstage? Will you have to succumb to his obscenity in the future?

No, of course not, we must find a way to fight it to the end and deal a severe blow to his arrogance.

……

The sound of the cymbals in class sounded again, and a group of students who had already discussed how to deal with Li Muyun had all learned to the school, looking at someone lying high on the podium in front of them, one of the students took the initiative to stand up and say: "Mr. Li, the student has something unclear and wants to ask for advice!" ”

"Tell me!" Li Muyun lay on the so-called podium and said casually.

The podium in the Tang Dynasty was more like a couch, quite wide and long, in Li Muyun's opinion, it was perfect for sleeping, so since he entered the school, this thing has never stood up.

Fortunately, the student already knew some of Li Muyun's temperament, so he didn't say anything, just cleared his throat and asked in a deep voice: "Sir, we all paid the tuition, you are so irresponsible, it seems a little unreasonable, right?!" ”

"Irresponsible?" Li Muyun turned over and sat up: "Your name is Tian Yuhe, right?" ”

"Exactly." The student replied.

"Then you come and tell Lao Tzu, what is the way of the teacher, don't talk to Lao Tzu about preaching, teaching, and solving doubts, Lao Tzu knew 1,300 years ago, 1,300 years later, he knew astronomy, geography, and the middle, but Lao Tzu didn't charge you a penny, why did he teach you what I know? Is it because Lao Tzu is handsome? ”

"Sir, students don't believe me!" One of the students below stood up again, stiffened his neck and said: "Sir, this seems to have gone too far, even the saints of the year did not dare to say that they knew the affairs of the world, how could you dare to say so." ”

"What does it matter to me whether you believe it or not? Anyway, Lao Tzu hasn't received a penny of salary so far, so he has no obligation to teach you. Li Muyun rolled his eyes: "If you feel unhappy, you can go to the mountain chief to sue Lao Tzu, it just so happens that Lao Tzu doesn't want to stay here, if you can let that old man fire me, I really want to thank you!" ”

Where is this teacher, he is obviously a scoundrel! A group of students collectively lost their voices.

Originally, they thought that they would be able to refute him by having a good debate with Li Muyun, but they never thought that this thing didn't care about being a bad gentleman at all, and even counted on them to 'help' lose this position.

However, Li Muyun also seemed to feel that he was a bit too much, and after thinking about it, he said again: "Lao Tzu knows that you look down on Lao Tzu, to be honest, Lao Tzu really doesn't care, as the saying goes, people standing on the top of the mountain and people standing at the foot of the mountain are the same small in each other's eyes, Lao Tzu agrees with this sentence very much." ”

"However, now Lao Tzu can give you a chance, and Lao Tzu can afford to look at you a little once, as long as you can answer a question from Lao Tzu in this class."

"Sir, please give the question, if the students can't answer it, only Mr. will obey in the future!" Tian Yuhe was really angry, but Li Muyun looked like no one in his eyes, and said with gritted back molars.

"Yes, let's get out of the question, let's see if I'm afraid of you!" It's all a group of gentlemen, listening to Li Muyun's mouthful, the clay man still has three points of earthiness, how can he bear it.