After a few people calculated, King Qi's could only account for thirty percent of the banners, so they wrote six, and replaced them when the time came.

As for Xishui County, Shanyuan County, and Shanyuan County, they were replaced by the words "Shanyuan Xishui County soup kitchen" by Xu Ang, and when others saw it, this was a shed as if they were all for disaster relief in Xishui County.

"When someone asks, there is the word Yamabara, whether he is Yamabara County and Yamabara County, he can be fooled, this Yamabara County Guard and Yamabara County Order in addition to arranging some soldiers to maintain law and order, they don't care about it, and they must not pay attention to it." Xu Ang thought

It has been determined, everyone began to get busy, Xu Ang's writing is not good, so he doesn't do it, at this time Chen Liang woke up, and saw that there was something to do, and he couldn't help but be happy, so he picked up the pen to contribute his own ink treasure, this person also didn't have a little self-knowledge, the words were poorly written, Xu Ang asked the following row of personal names to write a little smaller, he couldn't do it, especially the porridge word of soup kitchen, he was not good at writing a few bends but gathered together, so he simply wrote in confusion, After helping King Qi write a few banners, he saw that he couldn't write, so he didn't care.

After a while, everyone wrote the banner, and then they went to the soup kitchen to call the people up, and took out the banner, Xu Ang said

"Everyone! The other day, I saw a variety of banners hanging here, with different colors, which looked unsightly at first glance! Xu Ang paused, and then said

"So after an overnight meeting and discussion, the leadership team of the county office decided to change the banner uniformly, and you all came to take a look! This big red one, how festive! Come on, come on, it's all changed! ”

The people who came didn't know what trick this Xishui County Order was playing, and the officers and soldiers who maintained it on the side sent the banner to the hands of individuals, most of them were originally sent by the King of Qi, and as soon as everyone got the banner, they exploded when they opened it

"This! How is this good! ”

"Yes! Isn't that ......?"

One of them, an old man who seemed to be the leader, stepped forward, stood in front of Xu Ang and raised his head and said

"Wait! We have to discuss this matter with the prince! Don't be so hasty! ”

Seeing that someone made a head bird, the others immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and echoed and said

"Yes! For such a big thing, the prince hasn't even come over yet..."

Seeing that everyone around him said this, Xu Ang had expected that this matter would not be so simple, so he pulled his face and said to the old man

"Oh? Could it be that what you say can represent the prince? ”

"What I said can't represent the prince, it's just that we need to tell the prince about this matter before we can make a decision!" The old man replied

Xu Ang sneered and said

"Since what you say can't represent the prince, then what else do you say? Because what this official says can represent the emperor! This policy of relief for the victims was ordered by the emperor, so what is the problem with replacing this banner? ”

The old man was deceived by Xu Ang, and his legs were a little weak. Xu Ang didn't look at him either, and looked at the people around him and said slowly

"Today, the emperor has ordered all localities to give relief to the victims, and those who have made meritorious contributions to the victims will be rewarded and reduced taxes! I Da Zhou is united in all of us to overcome natural disasters together, and it is precisely because of such an order from the emperor that we will give soup to the victims here, and the king of Qi is also a minister of the Son of Heaven, corresponding to the call of the Son of Heaven, you people only have the king of Qi in your eyes and no emperor, so bold! Come! Write down the names of these people, and I'll go to the court!" Tell these people that they have nothing in mind for today, and that they want to build a country within a country! ”

The people around immediately knelt on the ground when they heard this, frightened, and the old man who was the head also wanted to use King Qi to delay the time, and secretly asked someone to inform King Qi, who knew that this sesame mung bean big county order directly buckled a rebellious hat without saying a word, and hurriedly defended

"My lord misunderstood! We just want to call King Qi over and hang this banner together! ”

Xu Ang sneered and said

"What are you holding in your hands?" In the holy decree of the Emperor of the Great Zhou, that is equivalent to a holy decree! This official was ordered by the emperor to come to take charge of disaster relief, so he wrote down the emperor's will and told everyone! Can you wait? But can you make the decree wait? What a big face! “

The emperor's order has been given for almost two years, and there has been no movement, and he can't wait for a moment and a half, and the kneeling person is unconvinced for a while, and he can't speak.

After Xu Ang finished speaking, he didn't react, and when he saw a person holding it in his hand and looking at it over and over again, he didn't care whether this person knew how to read or not, so he pointed at him and said

"This man is playing with an oracle in his hand! Is the Emperor's oracle something we can play with in our hands? Someone's coming! Write down this man's name, and I'll accuse him of the great sin of blasphemy! ”

When the man saw it, he hurriedly put the banner on the ground, and Xu Ang was furious when he saw it

"It's really the other way around! How dare you throw the oracle on the ground and humiliate the emperor like this! No need to write down the name, drag it out and cut off the head for an hour! ”

When the man heard that he had cut off his head for an hour, and how many heads had been cut off, he hurriedly picked up the banner again.

Xu Ang looked at it, oops! Hands and feet are nimble!

"Dare to pick it up and play with it! Don't change your mistakes! You're dead! ”

The man hurriedly put it down, and Xu Ang's eyes widened

Pick up! Xu Ang raised his eyebrows

……

Seeing that Xu Ang's expression was full of anger. The man thought in his heart, holding it in his hand is a blasphemy of the holy decree, and putting it down is humiliating to the emperor, both of them are to cut off their heads, and they are not to take it, and it is not to take it! I didn't know what to do for a while, so I held the banner in my arms and lay on the ground and cried!

The people around looked at it, this county order is so vicious! This is to put people to death! Looking at the banner in his hand, thinking that he was about to die here, everyone's hearts were sad, and the sound of sobbing was endless.

Xu Ang stood there with a black face, and he was embarrassed to play a black face and pretend to be red-faced, so he looked coldly at where those people were crying, but Mu Caiyun couldn't stand it anymore, and scolded those people

"What are you crying about here? It's useless to cry, hurry up and hang up the banner! I advise Xu County Order, you go quickly! ”

When everyone heard this, it was really like this, they couldn't take it in their hands, and they couldn't put it down, so they could only hang it, and they all wanted to look at Xu Ang, Xu Ang looked at them and turned around without speaking. When everyone saw this, this was acquiescence, and they all stood up in a hurry, and hung the banner on the shed with a banner.

Xu Ang and his entourage immediately smiled when they saw it, and they came over to pat Xu Ang's ass, saying that this method was really good, Xu Ang was photographed comfortably, but he didn't care in his heart, isn't this a fox and a fake tiger, and he pretended to be forced? It's not difficult for me at all, and said to Mu Caiyun with a smile

"Master and Master Ben are really in the same way! Admire, admire! ”

Mu Caiyun saw that this person was also an old actor, and as soon as he made a move, he knew that he had done a lot of bluffing, but the two of them cooperated well in this matter, and he also smiled and nodded to Xu Ang.