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Depend on! It's so big. Li Qi is stupid, this holy decree is really weird.

Cai You didn't look at Liang Shicheng blankly.

Seeing that the two of them did not move, Liang Shicheng hurriedly whispered: "Don't take the order soon." ”

They hurried to give thanks, but neither of them accepted the decree, which would be a great shame if it were seen.

Li Qi coughed and said, "British duke, you are a big official, you still have to hold this holy decree." ”

Cai You hurriedly said: "Hey, my family's holy decree is almost overwhelmed, you must not have seen the holy decree yet, you should take this holy decree." ”

Li Qi hugged the broom, would rather die than take it, and said: "Excuse me, God knows if you will accuse me of overstepping the system again, you should take it." ”

Liang Shicheng snorted and said, "What are you doing here, the emperor just said that you blasphemed the holy decree, and now you don't even accept the holy decree, if you don't accept it, our family will take it back." ”

"Don't, don't, stay hidden." Cai You hurriedly stopped Liang Shicheng, took the holy decree, put it in his sleeve, and asked in a low voice: "Hidden phase, what is the emperor doing here?" ”

Liang Shicheng glanced at the two of them and said, "You guys, this time you can make the emperor angry, the emperor just wants you to know that if there is a next time, it will not be as simple as sweeping the streets." ”

Cai You said with an embarrassed face: "Yes, yes, I told the emperor that I was tired, and I said that Weichen knew that it was wrong." ”

Liang Shicheng nodded and said, "Okay, our family will definitely help you bring this." Saying that, he said to Li Qi again: "Li Qi, you have to pay attention recently, don't be childish all the time." ”

Li Qi smiled: "Yes." I know. ”

Liang Shicheng shook his head helplessly and said, "Then you can sweep it, our family will go back to recover first." ”

Li Qi smiled: "Walk slowly in disguise." "I scolded in my heart, you are a yin and yang person, what do you have to sè, sooner or later Lao Tzu will not even be able to treat you as a yin and yang person.

After Liang Shicheng left, Li Qi said: "Hey, British Princess, sweep the floor and sweep the floor, don't take advantage of the officials." ”

Cai You snorted angrily: "Can I take advantage of you?" ”

"If that's the case, so much the best." Li Qi said: "You are old, you are definitely not my opponent doing hard work, it is estimated that you have not swept the ground, for the sake of fairness, we must use the 38th parallel." ”

He pointed to the flagpole with his hand and said, "This flagpole is the center of this playground, let's use this flagpole as a line, you see whether you are less on the left or on the right, you choose, lest I bully you." ”

"It's a deal."

Cai You snorted, dragged the broom and walked to the right.

Li Qi also snorted and walked to the left.

Although this playground is quite large, but today is not as good as later generations, piles of garbage, in ancient times there was basically no real sense of garbage, first of all, he did not have products such as plastic, and expensive substances such as paper, how could they be thrown at will, and no matter how bad they were, they could wipe their buttocks. It's nothing more than some leaves, petals, etc.

Li Qi has experienced a cruel nine-year compulsory education, and housework such as sweeping the floor is really not a problem, hula hula, sweeping is the wind and water, maybe the sweep is too energetic, forgetting to sprinkle water, and the result seems to be in a sandstorm.

On the other hand, Cai You's side, that's really a miserable, Cai You was born in a famous family, and he has been pampered since he was a child, not to mention sweeping the floor, I'm afraid he only knew what a broom looks like today, just groping how to sweep it for a long time, and he hasn't figured it out, and finally he learned it from Li Qi, but he only got his shape, he couldn't do it, he couldn't sweep it clean, he swept it for a long time, and he was still the same old look, and he couldn't help but feel a little deflated, looking at Li Qi, the hatred in his heart, he frowned, and suddenly his eyes lit up, A wicked smile was revealed.

Gradually, there were more passers-by, but fortunately, both of them were dressed shabbyly, so no one noticed the two of them, and let them get through in confusion.

Li Qi swept and swept, and suddenly found that Cai You's old man was circling around the 38th parallel, and when he saw him looking, he went back again, and he was puzzled, but he didn't show it, and continued to sweep his head, but his eyes kept paying attention to Cai You, and after a while, he found a clue, it turned out that the guy swept all the leaves on his side to his side.

It's worth it! Richie was not a loser, so he dragged his broom and walked over, shouting, "Hey, English duke, I said you are so shameless, how can you sweep the leaves to my side." ”

Cai You's eyes widened and said, "You dare to scold me for being shameless? ”

Li Qi snorted: "If you don't do this immoral thing, why should I scold you." ”

Cai You was also accustomed to Li Qi's tone, and snorted: "Which eye of yours saw me sweeping the leaves to you." ”

"Two."

Cai You ha: "Who can testify? ”

"Okay, you play yin with me." Li Qi sneered, and said domineeringly: "I am above board, if I want to sweep, I will sweep in front of you, so what's the matter if someone testifies." ”

As he spoke, he waved his broom and swept the leaves towards Cai You.

"Y-you."

Cai You saw that there were more and more leaves on his side, and he couldn't care about talking, so he picked up his broom and hurriedly swept it to Li Qi's side.

Sweeping and sweeping, the more the two swept the more annoyed they became, and they began to fight again, bang, holding a broom and beating it was very pleasant, the front was still merciful, and they started to play real when they hit the back, although Li Qi was beaten on the arm, but Cai You was even more miserable, his legs and feet were hit one after another, and he screamed in pain.

The guards in front of the palace gate knew that this was Cai You and Li Qi, and when they saw the two fighting, no one dared to come forward to persuade them, so they didn't see it.

However, the two didn't know that at a corner of the city tower, a large group of people were standing, it was Song Huizong, Wang Hao, Li Bangyan, Liang Shicheng, Gao Yu and others.

Song Huizong saw the scene of the two fighting below, and laughed out loud, and his heart was very happy. He was magnificent, the Ninety-Five, and he was forced to pimp by these two people, which made him feel that Huangwei had been insulted, and he made up his mind to take care of the two of them, and hid here early this morning to watch the two sweep the floor.

Wang Hao suddenly smiled and said: "Your Majesty, Weichen thinks that the reason why the British Duke and the Economic Envoy are still so leisurely and elegant is because there are too few leaves on the playground, which makes them slack off on the task given to them by the emperor." ”

Song Huizong was in high spirits and said, "Oh? Sounds like Aiqing has another plan? ”

Wang Hao nodded with a smile, and then whispered a few words in Song Huizong's ear.

Song Huizong listened with a happy face and said, "Okay." It's up to Aiqing to go. ”

Wang Hao sighed and said, "This-Your Majesty, Weichen is a colleague with them after all, which is not good." ”

Song Huizong raised his hand and said: "Hey, the two of them are also important ministers, how dare others go, Aiqing is now a Dazai, and Aiqing will go, then it is very suitable." ”

Wang Hao sighed secretly, I really did my own evil. His eyes purred, and he said, "Your Majesty, if Weichen goes like this, the teacher is unknown, so I want to borrow something from the emperor." ”

Song Huizong frowned and glanced at him, and said, "What is it?" ”

Downstairs in the city, Cai and Li were both sitting on the ground panting.

Cai You rubbed his arm and said, "You kid is really ruthless, it hurts me to death, I will definitely not let you go, you wait for me." ”

Li Qi gasped and said, "Although you let the horse come, others are afraid of you, but I am not afraid." Did I owe you in my last life, and when I come back, you will trouble me, and I will be a bully. ”

Cai You said angrily: "I'm looking for you trouble? If you hadn't done me a good thing, I'd have gone to you, you're just a cook. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm the emperor's chef. Also, what is a good thing for me to spoil you, who are you looking for, but you are looking for my woman, don't you owe a scolding. ”

"Feng Niangzi hasn't married into your Li family yet, why do you say it's your woman."

"How do you know that you haven't married me, and I don't know you, do you still want to inform you, I really don't know."

"What? You. ”

Halfway through this, Cai You suddenly saw a person walking over, stunned, and said, "Prime Minister Wang, what are you doing?" Saying that, he suddenly got up and said happily: "Isn't it that the emperor has forgiven me." ”

The person who came was Wang Huang, and I saw that he was still holding a plate made of pure gold, which contained hanging melon seeds known as the king of melon seeds.

Wang Hao smiled and said: "British duke, the original appearance is just here to eat melon seeds, don't misunderstand." He really knocked it when he said it, and the melon seed shell was thrown on the ground casually.

Swallowing melon seeds? Cai You and Li Qi were a little dazed.

Cai You suddenly came to his senses, he was not afraid of Wang Hao at all, and said angrily: "Okay, you Wang Hao, you know that this young master is sweeping the floor here, and you still choose to knock melon seeds here, you are bent on looking for me to be unlucky." ”

Wang Hao originally just wanted to fix Li Qi, but when he heard Cai You's tone, he didn't take him seriously at all, so he walked to Cai You's side, and said with a smile while sipping melon seeds: "British Duke, don't be angry, I am also acting on orders, don't you remember this plate?" ”

Cai Youding looked at it and said in horror: "This-this is the emperor's?" ”

Wang Hao sighed: "I was also forced." ”

Li Qi sneered: "Wang Xiang, this idea won't be yours." ”

Wang Hao's acting skills were also very good, and he said with a wronged face: "Economic envoy, you can't talk nonsense, but I didn't come out of it." ”

Cai You said arrogantly: "If you want to eat, you can go to his side to eat." ”

If you let me go, I will go, and I am not your subordinate. Wang Hao was displeased when he heard this, and he still smiled and said: "British duke, I'm really sorry, for the sake of fairness, the emperor let me eat while turning." ”

As he spoke, he really turned around, and saw that there were more and more melon seed shells underground, and this melon seed shell was extremely difficult to sweep. Cai and Li are itching with hatred, but they are helpless, who told him to hold the emperor's rice bowl in his hand.

Li Qi and Cai You glanced at each other and said, "British duke, our grievances will be settled later, how about we keep going to the outside world now?" ”

Cai You hesitated and said, "Is there any way you can drive that guy away?" ”

Li Qi gently swept the broom and said, "What a big gray." ”

Cai You's eyes scratched, and he smiled evilly: "Good idea." ”

Over there, Wang Huang was snorting melon seeds, and suddenly saw Cai You and Li Qi dragging a broom towards him, vigilant, and hurriedly said: "What do you want to do, I am acting on the emperor's orders." ”

Cai You sneered: "I know this, but we are also ordered to sweep the floor." ”

As soon as the words fell, the two of them waved their brooms at the same time and swept towards Wang Hao, and a gray cloud suddenly rose on the flat ground.

"Ahem, ahem."

Wang Hao was choked by the thick dust and coughed heavily, and roared angrily: "When you sweep the floor, sweep the floor, why do you sweep me here, cough cough, stop." ”

But these two people are not afraid of Wang Huang, where they stop, the more they sweep, the more energetic.

Wang Hao saw that the situation was not good, so he ran away.

Cai and Li chased after each other with brooms, and the three of them started a chase battle on the playground.

Song Huizong and the others on the city tower were dumbfounded, is this still my minister?

Suddenly, I heard a crisp sound.

All three stopped.

It's been half a ring. Li Qi and Cai You suddenly took the broom and walked back, and Li Qi asked: "British Gong, I don't know anything about my shallow learning, and I hope to teach you." ”

"Please."

"Disobeying the holy decree is a capital crime, so what is the crime of breaking the emperor's imperial bowl?"

"Needless to say, the natural death penalty is inevitable."

"Understood."

Wang Hao stared blankly at the missing piece of the golden bowl at his feet, and suddenly his eyes turned red, Your Majesty, you should have seen it, I am innocent!