Chapter 130: All Bullies
"Yo drink, Yalasuo, this is the bald Xuanmen?" The Asura Unicorn Fairy flew down from the high mountain and landed beside Su He, his transcendent weight slammed into the ground, kicking up a puff of dust, and picked up a piece of steamed bun casually.
provoked Su He's disgust, and Yuzu Ji hurriedly protected the car of steamed buns.
The Asura Unicorn Fairy swallowed the steamed bun in one bite, and then showed a rogue expression, and said angrily: "That's it, six bald Oba, plus a haired Ernie sauce? Yo yo yo ~ yo yo What the hell is this, the lineup of the old, weak, sick and disabled? Yo yo Chek trouble!"
All:......
Su He: ???
"Well, boss!" Asura Unicorn looked at the many traces of destruction on the dojo, and said, "I didn't miss any big scenes, Ang?"
Everyone felt that this brown strong man who looked exactly like a fierce beast had an incomparable life aura, and everyone's hearts sank.
At this moment, a huge shadow suddenly appeared on the wall of the Xuanmen.
"Eat me with a sword!"
"The first sword in Huaxia!"
The sound is like thunder, rolling and long.
People saw an orangutan holding an iron rod in his hand, wearing clothes that resembled a human, standing on the wall, and saying in a high-pitched voice: "White Emperor Holy Sword!"
"Edgeworth follows me!"
Shouting slogans like a rainbow, the voice shook the sky, one by one sounded louder than the other, making people feel that this orangutan is by no means simple.
Just shouting the word Edgeworth in his mouth makes people wonder in their hearts, this orangutan can't be a treasure beast of an immortal, right?
"Eat me with a sword, the first sword in Huaxia!"
But all people saw was an orangutan holding a metal bat in his hand and waving it.
"White Emperor Holy Sword, Imperial Sword follows me!"
White Emperor?
What White Emperor?
Could it be that there are immortals who also came to help Su He?
Finally, the orangutan put away the baseball bat, climbed down the high wall, and ran to Su He's side.
Forehead?
When people saw this, they were subconsciously stunned and felt a little caught off guard.
They blinked, and they were not mistaken, the orangutan was shouting at Edgeworth, and then ran.
They wondered if it wasn't running fast, so why should someone else follow it?
And after a while, people didn't see anyone behind the orangutan, just one of them!
Nima!
Originally, the Divine Sword Emperor was still guessing that a group of powerful masters would definitely appear next, but there was nothing behind the orangutan.
It turns out that the orangutans are just shouting and playing!
After a while, a terrible scene occurred in the sky, and a black shadow flashed, and the speed was extremely fast.
"Ah Xiu, I haven't seen you for a long time, it seems that you are stronger than before. ”
The ghost sword demon spirit fell from the sky, mixed with a dark shadow, and the soul power aura was stronger than before, and even began to affect the surrounding air, and it was blurred.
From the moment he came, Xiao Shentong frowned, he was the most sensitive to the aura of the demon realm, and when he saw that there was no shadow of the ghost sword demon spirit, he knew that this guy in front of him was not a human at all.
The arm that was so strange and evil seemed to be a combination of the supernatural and the monster, which made the masters behind him very jealous.
The more ancient the sect, the more aware of the horror of the supernatural.
In particular, this kind of supernatural spirit that can ignore the sun and moon and appear directly in broad daylight has long transcended the low, middle and high levels and has become a super supernatural that can dominate one side.
Yuzu Ji saw that such a terrible guy was actually Su He's subordinate, and he suddenly felt a little incredible.
Due to the reason of the life level, Yuzu subconsciously took a few steps back, not daring to get too close, and at the same time clenched the steamed bun in her hand, which might make her feel safe.
Seeing that Xiao Yuji was so jealous, he hurriedly said: "Concubine Ai, don't panic, this is called the Ghost Sword Demon Spirit, a super spirit from the third layer of the Ghost Prison, and it is my most powerful right-hand man." ”
Yuzu smiled bitterly: "I'm not panicking, I'm just a little scared......"
said that, but he didn't dare to come over, Su He also knew that this was the suppression of the life level, he waved his hand and said: "Concubine Ai, there may be a vicious battle next, give me a good look at the steamed buns!"
"Concubine...... Hmmm...... People know. Yuzu hurriedly pushed the cart back.
"Fierce battle, no matter how I look at it, it looks like an epic victory!" At this time, a handsome man with his own BGM, with his hands in his pockets, walked over from the other side of the dojo.
A cool drum prelude accompanied him closer and closer, getting louder and louder.
The intro of the song is too dragged, and the man's walking posture also becomes unrestrained with the music, he walks first with his crotch and his head tilted back.
(Background music: Commanding the wind and clouds, I will look up to everyone at will...... I don't need to look back...... )
This muscular middle-aged uncle wearing red leather pants and a black tights, driven by the cool and crazy music of the bombardment, instantly walked out of the steps that the six relatives did not recognize.
Seeing this, Su He dared to guarantee that if anyone left like that in this world, he would definitely be beaten!
(Background music: Turning the world upside down, I set the rules of self-esteem...... This fierce and flashing wolf!)
Lucar swaggered up to Su He, holding his mobile phone in one hand, as if he was showing that 'Lao Tzu has a mobile phone', and with the other hand in his pocket, he would blow his bangs from time to time, and the elegant feeling was handsome.
But this scene made Su He dumbfounded.
The big boss of the dignified "King of Fighters" world is really like a little rotten boy, and I don't know who he learned from during this time.
I saw him smile and say, "Oh, looking at this scene, it seems that you just had a fight, hall master, am I late?"
(Background music: I like it by nature, arrogance is my nature, I forget my words and deeds, I don't care if you are a superstar...... )
"Not late, not late. Su He said, continuing to confront the seven masters with vicious eyes.
"That's good. Lucar continues to pose in a super handsome standing posture, commonly known as the unique street posture of the little rotten boy, and he looks very eye-catching with a height of 198CM.
If he had a cigar now, he would definitely be smoking it with his eighth tooth.
(Background music: I like it by nature, I use my strength to win, I am rampant all by skill, I can become a superstar for all generations, invincible and capricious, with nature, desperate...... Let the troubled times ~ shock ~ shock!)
Su He always felt that the atmosphere was a little strange when he listened to this song "Superstar in Troubled Times", and hurriedly said: "Since you have arrived, you can turn off the music on your mobile phone." ”
"Why?"
Su He said in a low voice: "Because I feel like a thief is stupid......"
It's like putting a subwoofer on an electric car before, and some people might have thought it was cool before, but now it's stupid.
"It turns out that the hall master doesn't like this type of music, then I understand. ”
I saw Lucar click on his mobile phone, and Su He thought he would turn it off, but it turned out to be ......
"Ao Bai Ao Bai Ao Bai ...... Oba gank to kill it!"
As a result, he actually changed to the battle song of the funeral family: Phoenix Dance for Nine Days!
If you look closely, Lucar's feet are still shaking to the rhythm, my God, is this thing depraved!
Su He said angrily: "Nima, if you don't turn off Lao Tzu, I will confiscate your mobile phone!"
"Oh, well, okay. Lucar obediently put away his phone.
As soon as he turned off the music, the dojo resumed its anxious confrontation.
The eyes of the major masters looked at each other, and the fighting spirit was faintly blooming, as if the battle was about to start!
Suddenly!
"The vast end of the world is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of song is the most cheerful ......"
There was a burst of singing behind him, Su He hurriedly looked back, only to see a middle-aged man in green getting closer and closer, and the singing on his body was getting louder and louder.
"Damn!
Su He saw Nangong Wutian moving his muscles and bones while running, and he seemed to be still doing the "Sunset Red" exercises that Su He taught him!
Twist your waist every few steps, do push-ups or something, that serious running and shaking your hands feels extremely stupid!
It was simply blinding Su He's dog eyes.
"Su He, I'm coming!"
Nangong Wutian came to Su He's side and saw that several people with fierce gods and terrifying auras were also there, and they didn't know why.
It's also strange to say, it's obviously a collection of weirdos......
Su He was shocked: "Why are you here...... too?"
"I didn't see the news in the group, I was worried about whether you were in trouble, so I rushed here immediately, who are these ......?"
I see!
At that time, it was all about everyone who pulled friends into the group, so I didn't expect this product to come.
Su He put his hands around his chest and raised his head and said, "These are my partners." ”
Nangong Wutian saw that Lukar didn't react at all, presumably he only knew that the person who injured Nangong Fenghuo was called Lucar, but he didn't know that the enemy was beside him.
"You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky, let me leave you with my heart (stay), sing the most dazzling national style leisurely, and let love sweep away all the dust......"
Su He felt that his head was about to explode, and scolded: "Don't sing, turn it off quickly!"
"Oh. ”
Seeing that there were traces of battle in the dojo, and the two groups of people were facing each other, the atmosphere was scorching.
Nangong Wutian whispered embarrassedly: "Isn't this for the sake of being fully prepared, so I just warmed up while running with exercises to prevent any accidents on the way." ”
"But then again, it's a strange exercise, and it's hard to find that feeling without the musical accompaniment. ”
The Asura Unicorn Statue was very interested and asked, "How do you feel?"
Nangong Wutian didn't answer him, anyway, when he was practicing the "Sunset Red" exercise, if there was no rhythm, he wouldn't even feel the sun floor.
Well.
At that time, Nangong Wutian saw that the little divine power and the legendary divine sword emperor were also present, and hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Little divine power, don't come here if you don't see it for many days!"
Originally, this sentence was a polite word used to greet friends, although Nangong Wutian was not hostile, but he appeared in Su He's camp, so it made them sound extra mocking.
Xiao Shentong said coldly: "Nangong family master, I didn't expect you to come too." ”
Nangong Wutian saw that the other party didn't give him a good look, how could he not understand, he explained: "Although I don't know the specific situation, this should be a misunderstanding, now that everyone is here, why don't you just talk about it, what is going on?"
Nangong Wutian didn't want to see Su He go to war with Xuanmen, first, there were many masters of Xuanmen, and the legend said that they were all strong men of the Great Perfection.
Second, one side is the son-in-law he identifies, and the other side is Zhengmeng, and he has some friendship on both sides.
Nangong Wutian said in a good voice: "I think, there should be a good solution to this." ”
"The matter has been resolved, but this Su He still doesn't give up!"
The eyes of the little god are like ice, which makes people look extremely inconsistent with their appearance and age.
The current situation was messed up by Su He, but he didn't expect Nangong Wutian to come, so he couldn't go to war.
He said angrily: "The person has been released, and there is not a single cold hair missing in Xuanmen, but Su He has to ignore people." ”
Heard.
Su He felt extremely angry, and said angrily: "Are you talking about human words, not only did you kidnap my deputy hall master, but also beat me, and now you say that I have to be unforgiving?
"I've never seen such a brazen person, good you little supernatural power, you people not only have a square brain, but also full of nonsense, don't you have a point in your heart about what you have done!"
"Hey, you guys are really too much, I was arrogant when I was alone before, and then beat me up, and now my helper is here and you look innocent and harmless, I think you just owe a beating!"
Rao is a long-eyebrow monk next to him couldn't help it, and hurriedly said: "Su He, you are enough, what do you want to do if the people have already let you go!"
"Su He, this matter may really be wrong for us, but it is too much for you to hurt people like this!"
"Yes, Master Su, let's accumulate some virtue. ”
Su He looked at this group of dog-like guys, and said angrily: "Okay, okay, it's all reasonable for what you say, I won't refute it, okay, yes, what you said is right, o78k!"
Immediately, Su He laughed angrily and said, "Since you are so stinky and shameless, it seems that our friend has made up a deal today!"
"What to make friends, since ancient times, good and evil have not been separated, I think you should please come back quickly. ”
Seeing that Su He still didn't leave, Xiao Shentong immediately issued an order to expel the guest.
However, Su He has already summoned the Strange Man Hall, how can he just leave?
If you don't give them a little color today, you will definitely dare to commit it in the future, so Su He has already thought of a way, the simplest, most direct, and most legitimate reason!
Su He immediately pretended to be and arched his hand: "Hey, this long-eyebrow boiled egg, this is your mistake."
"As the saying goes, it's a pleasure to have friends from afar. ”
"This person has just gotten together, you have to drive people away, this is not the landlord's gift, aren't you afraid of spreading it, the world laughs at Xuanmen's hospitality, is this?"
The more Su He smiled, the more they felt that there was fraud in it, lest this so-called making friends was not a good thing, but since the atmosphere was so embarrassing, they didn't dare to say anything.
However, since Su He said that he would make friends, it would be a big deal to accompany him and pretend.
Su He said with a smile: "The heroes of the world are a family, so the purpose of my Su He coming to Xuanmen now is to bring Yuzu home, and secondly, I want to make friends with everyone and talk about my heart." ”
The more I listened to Su He's yin and yang weird polite words, the stronger the premonition in people's hearts, this so-called making friends is by no means simple!
At the moment, someone asked.
"Su He, what do you mean by this......?"
Su He was now as polite as a gentleman, stepped forward and said: "I have long heard that the master of Xuanmen is like a cloud, and it is the first hidden martial arts sect today, what about me, I want to take my subordinates today to come to meet friends with martial arts!"
Meet friends with martial arts!
Hearing these four words, they gasped, yes, I, Su He, am not here to fight, just to make friends with martial arts.
is a person in the Demon Sect, who speaks in a roundabout way, and directly speaks to death, so that people have no steps to go down at all!
They watched as the masters geared up and burst out faintly, realizing that what might be a fierce team battle next.
Everyone exposed their sense of defense, for fear that this group of guys would start to act if they disagreed.
However, they think so, Su He is not.
He didn't plan to have a team battle, since this was a game set up by someone else, no matter who Su He killed, he might fall into that person's plan, and thus fall into a place of no return, so he didn't dare to kill in Xuanmen.
Su He's current plan is to beat them all one by one, to completely show that he is strong, and to completely show that there are a group of more powerful ruthless characters under him!
Su He said: "Don't panic, the so-called rules for meeting friends with martial arts are very simple, now that both of us are seven people, then we will have a one-on-one duel in this dojo, and draw lots to determine the order of appearance." ”
I saw Su He wave his hand casually, exerting the power of the divine wind, cutting most of the trees not far away, and then the wind returned to his hand, showing 14 tokens with numbers.
Su He divides the token numbers 1-7 into two groups, and then both sides draw lots, and the opponent is determined by the number.
The relationship between the two sides is constantly undergoing subtle changes, and Xuanmen originally wanted to kill Su He, but found that he couldn't be killed.
After knowing Su He's strength, he let Yuzu go.
But after beating Su He, Su He's people arrived immediately, which made people feel that the previous move of letting them play three moves first was simply playing a trick on them, just for the next heads-up fight!
Although they knew that this duel must not be good, they were not only unable to speak, but also had no way to refute it.
Present.
Su He had already said it to death, they had no way out, they knew that this battle could not be avoided, and if they didn't follow Su He's actions, they might face a more dangerous situation.
God Daoist said slightly: "If you really want to compete, you must not hurt your life, let's meet friends with martial arts, and let's stop it." ”
"Of course. ”
The other party compromised and agreed, and Su He's smile was now bright.
Not only did he want to save Yuzu, but he also had to eat a cart of steamed buns from others, not only that, but he also scolded people, and finally beat them all up!
Drink!
Even if the other party is a Xuanmen, what if you provoke me, even if you can't kill you, if you don't die, you have to shed your skin!
Seeing that the people in Xuanmen showed extremely friendly eyes to him, the corners of Su He's mouth rose slightly: Lao Tzu is an unreasonable, ignorant of right and wrong, and a person with a strong heart of revenge, what can you do with me!
Drink!
At that time, the three moves they fought towards themselves would be repaid in the next competition, after all, he was still very confident in the strength of the Strange Man Hall.
Moreover, this competition is actually to let the weird hall try what is hidden behind it.
It would be great if you could force the mastermind behind the scenes out.
"Let's draw lots!"
Seeing that the little gods were all reluctant, Su He hurriedly comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, until the point is reached, and we will meet friends with martial arts." ”
Everyone hurriedly smiled and nodded.
Yes, Yiwu Huiyou, the question is Su He, when you say this, why do you still look at us with the kind of eyes that look at Lao Tzu and don't fight to the death?
Isn't this Nima unaffordable?