Chapter 457: Castrated Adolf! Miss Bai Yujing (1 more)
Duke Russell also did not leave for the time being, waiting for the end of the battle between Adolf and Queen Edda.
"Lord Russell, do you think the martial arts of the Eastern world are higher, or the Western world?" asked Duke Debose.
Duke Russell said, "Lord Shen Lang, what do you think?"
Shen Lang said: "I have no power to restrain the chicken, and if you ask me, it is equivalent to asking Yu Blind." And I came to the Western world alone, so I don't even have a reference, but there is one thing that may prove it. β
"What's the matter?" asked Deboth.
Shen Lang said: "In the Eastern World, there are six transcendent forces, even Bai Yujing has to obey the will of the Emperor of the Great Yan Empire. In the Western world, I saw only the rudiments of transcendent forces, such as the fledgling Vulcan cult and the pyramids on top of the snow-capped mountains in the ruins of a lost country. I don't know if this Bai Jing is related to Bai Yujing, but how is this Bai Jing in the Western world?"
Russell said: "High up, overlooking all beings, like a god." β
Shen Lang said: "Another point, in the Eastern world, I rarely encounter unnatural things, and those mysterious and mysterious things have almost never been seen. Whether it's the Ancient Energy Core, or the Big Bang of Nightmare Mountain, especially the Lost Demon Mother in the Ruins of the Lost Realm, or the hundreds of thousands of sea monsters, all of this is full of mystery and strangeness. This instinct will make people think that the Western world is more powerful and mysterious, but when you think about it, it is not so, and even the complete opposite, which makes people think about it very scary. β
Duke Russell said, "I would like to hear about it." β
Shen Lang said: "These mysterious things are all from ancient civilizations, so they must have appeared in a large area in the Eastern World." But why is it not visible in the Eastern world now, because all of them are blocked. β
His words are to the point.
When Jiang Li did not rise a few decades ago, the entire Eastern world rarely heard of any ancient relics, and the people did not hear of any ancient cheats or anything like that.
It was Jiang Li who tore open a rift, allowing the powerful ancient civilization to shine into a corner.
This is even more proof that the mysterious and powerful places of the Eastern world have been controlled and hidden, and the land of adventure has been completely lost. Powerful lands such as the ruins of the Lost Realm have become the domain of the six transcendent forces. Under their blockade, the population, of course, cannot hear anything, see nothing. And these powerful forces, the six transcendent forces are in their own hands.
But the six transcendent forces were so powerful, why did they still obey the will of the Great Yan Empire Emperor? Shen Lang couldn't understand this for the time being.
"Then in this way, maybe you can judge a little. Shen Lang said: "The Western world is still in the initial stage of the development of ancient civilizations, and it should lag behind the Eastern world for many years. In a few hundred years, when those mysterious places in the Western world are gradually explored and controlled, the transcendent forces of the Western world will also rise and monopolize the entire ancient civilization. β
It would be unpleasant for other people to hear this, and they would even say that the Western world is hundreds of years behind the Eastern world.
But after Duke Russell heard this, he nodded and said, "What Lord Shen Lang said is also what I thought. β
"The clouds are coming, are they going to rain?" said Duke Debos suddenly.
Sure enough, dark clouds began to envelop the sky.
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Cliff tops.
Queen Edda and Adolf faced each other silently twenty meters apart.
"Your Majesty, the place you have chosen is very clever, the area of this cliff top is small, just over a hundred square meters. Adolf sneered: "But it's useless, this area is completely enough for me." It's only been two months since our last battle, and your retreat won't change anything. β
"Whoosh......"
By the time Adolf said this, he had already changed three positions. Appears in front of Queen Eda at first, then shifts to her left, and finally appears behind Queen Edda.
Seeing this scene, Duke Russell couldn't help but shrink his eyes suddenly, it was such an unpredictable speed? How did this happen? Such a fast movement was completely unguardable, and Duke Russell asked himself if he went to fight, he should be killed by Adolf in one move.
"This is the power of ancient civilizations. Shen Lang said: "Adolf is equipped with a certain device of the ancient civilization, and then cooperates with the exercises of the ancient civilization to achieve this kind of shape-shifting. β
Queen Eda slowly drew a scimitar, which was as light as a willow leaf.
"Queen Edda, it's still the same as last time, if you can hurt me a hair, even if I lose. Adolf said, "Otherwise, you should give up your resistance and lie there obediently waiting for my conquest." β
Queen Edda closed her eyes, then opened them, condensing all the strength in her body.
"Kill!"
Her entire figure struck out like lightning, and it was almost as fast as it could be.
She's not cheating, she's relying entirely on her own strength to reach extreme speed.
However, when Adolf saw this scene, he was amazed in his heart, he really deserved to be the woman who made him salivate, and he really deserved to be one of the most powerful women in the entire Western world, and in just two months, there was still this progress.
But it's still meaningless, no matter how fast her speed is, what can she do? Manpower is limited, how can it be compared to the ancient exercises, how can it be compared to the equipment of the ancient civilization?
Adolf began the show again, flashing with ease.
However, in the next second, the hairs on his body stood up suddenly, and his whole body instantly froze.
"Hmmm......" A strong wind swept by, and his face was hot and painful.
He frantically retreated, quickly moving ten meters away from Queen Edda, and then reached out and touched his face, stained with blood.
I was hurt.
Adolf didn't dare to look at Queen Eda confidently, took a deep breath, and said slowly: "Awesome, awesome......"
Queen Edda's speed has been improved, but it is still far from being as good as Adolf's shapeshift, so she can only predict Adolf's movement trajectory in advance, and then intercept it in advance.
It's easy to say, but it's hard to actually do it. It was necessary to completely capture the pattern of Adolf's transformation and change of shape, and also to confuse with feints, but Queen Edda actually did it.
Originally, Adolf said that if he was injured a hair, he would lose, and now his face was blown by the knife wind, and all the hairs were constantly cut off, and even a layer of skin was broken, but he didn't mention admitting defeat now.
"Queen Edda, you really impress me, but this is already your ultimate, you still can't hurt me, let alone defeat me. Adolf sneered, "But then, I won't show mercy to my subordinates. β
Then, Adolf slowly drew his weapon, a rapier.
Before, he had always been very forced with his hands behind his back, but now it was the first time he had taken out a weapon.
Queen Edda took a deep breath, and although her first move worked, she still couldn't defeat Adolf, and even only hurt his oily skin.
"Now, it's up to me to perform, Your Majesty. Adolf sneered.
Then, a gorgeous scene appeared.
Adolf's figure was like light and shadow, flashing around Queen Edda, like green smoke, like a bird.
Shapeshifting is simply the extreme.
"Whoosh Whoosh ......"
His sword struck out like a rainstorm.
Queen Edda went into full defense, and the lancet in her hand slashed wildly to block.
Jingle and spark.
In just a few moments, the swords of the two men staggered and struck thousands of times.
The figures of the two people were completely invisible, and only two white shadows were seen.
Three minutes later.
The two figures retreated like birds, stopping at a distance of ten meters.
Queen Edda looked at the lancet in her hand, and there were already gaps everywhere.
"Click......" In the next moment, the war knife in her hand was directly torn and fell to the ground.
Then the blood on her body continued to seep out, and dozens or hundreds of wounds appeared.
In just three minutes, Adolf's thin sword slashed hundreds of swords at him. Of course, the wound is not deep, and it has only just scratched the skin.
It's not that Adolf's men are merciful, but Queen Edda's counterattack is too fast and timely, and it can only hurt so much at best.
However, Adolf had no wounds on his body, except for a crack in his robe.
He's just too fast, and this shapeshifting is simply undefendable.
"Your Majesty, you are indeed very powerful, but you are still too far away from me. Adolf sneered: "I pity the jade, I can't bear to leave a scar on your perfect body, otherwise it will be more than a shallow wound." β
Then, Adolf looked at his thin sword, which still had Queen Edda's blood on it, and he actually stuck out his tongue and licked it gently.
"Ada, give up. Adolf said: "Although you are very powerful, and you are one of the most powerful women in the entire Western world, you still cannot be my opponent, so it is waiting for my conquest." β
Queen Edda threw the hilt of the knife in her hand and looked at Adolf with extremely unwilling eyes, could it be that this shapeshifting is inexplicable?
"Bring it up!" cried Queen Edda.
Then, a dark shadow jerked up the cliff at the top of the mountain, and Queen Eda grabbed it.
"Still fighting?" said Adolf, "then I will write my name on your perfect body, forever." β
As soon as these words came out, Ada's face changed drastically.
And Debos, who was watching the battle below, pinched Shen Lang's hand for a while, and even stepped on him secretly, but leaned on Shen Lang's shoulder very affectionately.
Shen Lang's face shook, he was about to break, he was about to break. This woman is really a set on the surface, and a secret one.
Because Shen Lang also once branded four words on Di Bosi's body, Shen Lang's slave.
The scumbag's thoughts are really the same, this Adolf really deserves to be Shen Lang's senior brother.
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"Commanding ......"
Queen Edda's new weapon shook off violently, it was a metal whip, more than twenty meters long, weighing more than two or three hundred catties, and its whole body was black.
"Kill ......"
The whip in Queen Edda's hand swung wildly, and suddenly it danced wildly on the top of the mountain like a swimming dragon.
Adolf's face changed slightly.
An inch long and an inch strong, Queen Edda's weapon is too long, covering almost all areas of the mountaintop.
"Brush Brush Brush ......"
Queen Edda's whip flew faster and faster, until at last it swept across the mountaintop like a gust of wind.
Almost every inch of the whip is moving, every inch is flexible.
Adolf's figure flickered even more eeriely, darting through the shadow of the whip, his rapier frantically stabbing towards Queen Edda.
He was going to carve the word Adolf on her.
The first attempt failed, the second attempt failed, and the third attempt failed.
Because Queen Edda's long whip is so terrifying, the trajectory is completely unpredictable, like a real poisonous snake, which will bite people every inch. Even if he could change his shape, he could be scraped at any time, and this whip was full of sharp barbs, and once he was scratched, it would be bloody.
Queen Edda, you forced me to destroy the flowers.
Adolf no longer seeks to tattoo Edda, and he no longer shows mercy to his men.
"Puff ......"
The first sword pierced Queen Edda's shoulder half an inch, but his back was swept by Queen Ada's whip, and a piece of flesh was directly lifted.
In the second sword, his sword pierced Queen Edda's stomach half an inch, but his leg was whipped with a whip.
The third sword, he aimed at Queen Edda's chest, the heart area.
The ancient exercises, the power of the ancient equipment was released to the extreme, and his shapeshifting and changing shadows were also to the extreme, and he completely turned into a ghost in an instant.
"Die, Edda, even if I can't get you, I won't let Shen Lang succeed, all he gets is destined to be a corpse!"
Adolf's sword slammed into Queen Edda's chest like light and shadow.
"Puff ......" blood splattered and pierced half a point.
And at this very time!
"Boom, boom, boom......"
A thunderbolt rang out from the sky, and a bolt of lightning struck down.
Queen Edda's whip swept around Adolf's neck like a viper. Is it to be doomed together?
The top masters fight, only in an instant, if he continues to pierce, of course, he can penetrate Queen Edda's heart, but his head will also be directly broken by the whip.
"Whoosh Whoosh ......"
Once again, Adolf chose to wander and retreat, changing shape. Queen Edda is willing to die together, but he is not willing.
"Boom, boom, boom......"
The thunder in the sky frantically slashed down, and the lightning continued to tear apart the dark clouds.
"Brush Brush ......"
One after another, the lightning seemed to be slashed from the side, making people tremble and scatter.
This is the top of the mountain, which is very high in this area, and it is the most vulnerable to lightning strikes. Queen Edda, in particular, has such a long metal whip in her hand, and the probability of being struck by lightning is greatly increased.
However, Queen Edda became more and more frenzied as she fought, and the whip in her hand became more and more frenzy, until finally it completely covered the top of the mountain like a black wind.
Each round of attack is like splashing ink from the sky. She has no fear of lightning and is ready to be hacked into charcoal at any moment.
Adolf, however, was different, and the lightning distraught him, and he knew that this amazing lightning was almost certain to die if it had been struck.
"Bang Bang ......"
Another 10,000-meter lightning bolt struck down frantically. Adolf could see clearly, and the lightning burst before his eyes, as if it was about to completely tear the entire sky and the cliff on the top of the mountain. His heart fluttered, and he instinctively flashed away.
"Whoa......
Another bolt of lightning. From this angle, it was as if it was bursting above Queen Edda's head.
You can't fight anymore, if you fight again, you will really be killed by thunder and lightning. Adolf's figure retreated, about to jump off the top of the cliff.
"Up!"
Queen Eda shouted sharply, and then the whip in her hand spun violently.
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
A bolt of lightning struck the whip, and the lightning flashed.
Suddenly, Queen Edda's whip instantly appeared with an incomparably huge electromagnetic attraction.
Under the frantic spinning, a magnetic vortex was formed, which was about to sweep Adolf violently into it.
Adolf was terrified, this, what the hell is going on?
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
Another burst of lightning slashed wildly, and the whip in Queen Edda's hand snapped straight like a cobra and stretched high into the air.
Another bolt of lightning struck the whip, but Queen Edda remained unharmed, for her whip handles were insulated, her gloves insulated, and her boots insulated.
"Brush ............"
Once again, Queen Edda's whip swept towards Adolf. The magnetic force grew stronger, like a wall of air, and thrust him away.
"Bang Bang Bang ......" A burst of electric sparks came out of Adolf's body, and then his whole body continued to twitch, because the nightmare stone device on his body couldn't stand under such a huge magnetic field, and there was a violent conflict directly.
Adolf's shapeshifting was interrupted alive, and his entire body stiffened for a fraction of a second, which was very brief, but it was enough.
In the next instant, Queen Edda's whip wrapped his entire body alive.
"Smack......
Queen Edda lifted Adolf's body and slammed it down against the cliff at the top of the mountain.
Adolf's white robe was torn open, revealing a special device on his chest, which was the ancient device, the key to his shapeshift, which was already out of order at this time. Queen Edda's whip slammed into it, pulling the ancient civilization device out of his body alive.
"Ah......h
This ancient device, Queen Edda, didn't even look at it, and slammed it into the air, throwing it in the direction of Shen Lang.
Princess Dora stepped forward to catch it, wiped the blood off it, and then handed the device to Shen Lang.
Shen Lang caught it, treating it as a treasure, this was the first time she had obtained complete ancient civilization equipment. As long as Shen Lang was given enough time, he would be able to research many new and powerful results.
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"Adolf, now that your ancient civilization equipment is gone, let's continue to fight!" said Queen Edda.
Then, she also threw away the whip in her hand and took a fist directly on.
Adolf looked down at the hole in his chest, his ancient equipment gone, as if the most important part of his life had been lost.
How many years has it been? This ancient equipment seemed to have become a part of his human body, not only the source of his strength, but also the source of his self-confidence, and now it was taken away.
"Ah...... Ah......h
Queen Eda said in a cold voice: "Adolf, stand up, I want to see what martial arts His Majesty Jiang Li has taught you, and how much have you learned?
This sentence is obviously a very common sentence, but it has caused a lot of reverie in Shen Lang.
If there were no beauty cameras and PS skills, would some people's appearance be completely wasted? If there were no powerful high-tech equipment, would the army be useless?
Adolf slowly stood up, looking at Queen Eda with bitter hatred.
"Why do you think Jiang Li took me as an apprentice? I don't need it at all, he gave me a huge vision, he taught me something, but these things became the source of my pain. Adolf said coldly: "As for whether I will become a waste if I lose my ancient equipment? Then you will see clearly, if you are willing to give me a chance, I will behave more clearly in bed?"
Then, he picked up the sharp thin sword again, and said slowly: "This sword was forged by Jiang Li himself and given to me, it is really good." β
"Queen Edda, do you know why I have my ambition for you? Because I have met your mother, I was there when Jiang Li sneaked into the Amazon, I was very young at the time, and when I saw your mother, I thought it was the most beautiful woman in the world, and I swore that I would have her. β
"Of course, by the time I'm stronger, she's dead. And how similar do you look to your mother? That's why I want you, that's my obsession, to be a man is to sleep with the most beautiful woman in the world. β
"I'm a genius, and the Nightmare Mountain explosion was delayed for more than three hours, and that's my masterpiece. Of course, the reason why I did this was not to save the Amazon tribe, but to make the destruction more complete, so that Nightmare Mountain could accumulate the most energy and then explode. β
"Originally, I was going to succeed, but it was Shen Lang who ruined everything, he shouldn't have appeared in this world, he was a bad thing. β
"You took away my ancient equipment, and now I can prove my true strength. β
With a roar, Adolf lunged towards Queen Edda.
Kill, kill, kill!
His rapier stabbed wildly.
Without the shapeshift, he didn't move so fast, and his sword speed was still extremely fast.
"Bang ......"
Queen Edda did not use a sword, but danced wildly with her steel fists.
There was a loud bang.
The figures of the two men swerved awkwardly on the top of the mountain, and the solid stone cliff tops were plowed into a ravine.
Stone after stone cracked, and Queen Eda struck it with her fist, and the stone shot like a cannonball at Adolf
Adolf picks at the blade.
"Whoosh...... Countless stones streaked in a long arc in the air and flew out hundreds of meters away.
"Up!"
Queen Eda jerked up a boulder weighing several thousand pounds and slammed it towards Adolf.
"Four or two thousand pounds!"
Adolf's move was really amazing, I saw his body bent, and the thin sword in his hand was picked up in the air.
Then the thousand-pound boulder actually changed direction and flew out and smashed down the mountain. Even if this person doesn't have ancient equipment, his martial arts are still amazing.
However!
At this time, Queen Eda actually fell from the sky, because when she hit the stone just now, her body also jumped on the boulder and smashed it together.
"Bang!"
Queen Edda, who fell from the sky, slammed down with her iron fist.
Adolf's sword slammed into a parry.
"Bang!" The rapier couldn't withstand the power of Queen Edda, and broke directly.
Adolf's figure quickly retreated, but he no longer had ancient equipment, and he had no shapeshift.
"Bang ......"
Queen Eda slammed his fist into his shoulder.
With a loud bang, Adolf's body was violently knocked out more than ten meters like a cannonball, and fell down the mountain.
"Ah......h
Queen Eda roared, and her figure rushed fiercely, catching up with Adolf's body in the air.
Then an extremely ferocious and amazing scene was staged in the air.
"Bang bang ......"
Her fist slammed into the ground like a storm, and Adolf frantically raised his fist to block, but he was not as strong as Queen Edda's.
One, two, three, four......
Queen Edda's fists slammed into him, each one fierce. But the blow to Adolf was like a stoneman, with a striking sound but no blood.
"Bang!"
Adolf's body fell to the ground, flipped violently, and was about to stand on the ground.
"Bang!"
Queen Edda's fist cannon slammed again, Adolf blocked with both palms, and the whole person was violently knocked out dozens of meters.
"Kill!"
Queen Edda's figure caught up like a cannonball, and her fist rained down again.
Bang bang!
Adolf is indeed extremely powerful, even if he loses his ancient equipment and his rapette, he still fights with his fists against Queen Edda.
The two men collided all the way like humanoid beasts.
"Boom, boom, boom......"
Along the way, Duke Russell's barracks were like papier-mΓ’chΓ©, pierced and shattered.
Wherever the two men passed, all the houses, the woods, and the trees were broken. It's not like two people fighting, it's like a prehistoric beast.
In the blink of an eye, the two men rushed out for several kilometers and rushed into the dense woods.
At this time, the figures of the two people were no longer visible, but they could see the big trees falling one by one, and the trees were razed to the ground.
Duke Russell couldn't believe this scene, he didn't expect that this pretending to be a ghost Adolf was so powerful, even if he didn't have all the equipment, he Russell was far from being his opponent.
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After losing the ancient equipment, the battle between the two really reached its climax.
After an hour and a half of frenzied fighting, they ravaged hundreds of acres of forest, as if they had been crushed by a tank army.
Three hours later, the situation finally changed. King Ai's golden bloodline, although he has no fighting spirit, is born with great strength.
Adolf used internal force, and after three hours of frantic fighting, the internal force was finally exhausted.
"Bang bang bang!"
Queen Edda lifted one tree after another and smashed it fiercely at Adolf. Just a few moments later, Adolf was directly submerged by countless trees.
Then, there was no more sound. Could it be that he was stoned to death?
Queen Edda's face changed suddenly, and she chased after her as fast as she could.
"Come out!"
Queen Eda shouted, and her fist slammed into the ground, directly two feet through the ground, and then grabbed it violently and lifted it alive.
Adolf was about to escape through a tunnel because he found a pangolin's cave and then shrunk himself with force.
However, it was discovered by Queen Eda and brought out alive.
"Whoosh Whoosh ......"
However, the moment Adolf was picked up, countless poisonous needles burst out of his body, and the rain rushed towards Queen Edda.
"Whoosh ......"
Queen Eda was prepared, and a small whip swept out of her hand.
Immediately, all the poisonous needles were sucked by the small magnetic whip, and none of them hit Edda.
"Brush ......"
Edda's whip slammed out, and countless poisonous needles shot out at Adolf.
Adolf's internal force stirred and burst out in madness.
All the poisonous needles were like encountering a wall of air, and they were shot one after another, this person's martial arts were really strong to the extreme, even if there was little internal force left at this time, it was still so powerful.
However, in the next second, Queen Edda's iron fist smashed madly again.
Adolf once again blocked with his palm, and was once again knocked more than ten meters away.
"Bang bang bang!"
Queen Edda's iron fist once again fell like a torrential rain.
Adolf couldn't hold it anymore, his heart was really exhausted.
His line of defense was broken through.
"Bang bang bang!"
Queen Edda's iron fist became more and more fierce, and smashed madly on Adolf's body, knocking him into the earth three or four feet alive, and bursts of blood spurted wildly.
"Bang!"
A burst of iron fists.
Adolf's internal strength was exhausted, and he couldn't resist it anymore, and several ribs in his chest were directly broken.
"Hehe, I still lost, but...... Ah......h
Before Adolf could finish his sentence, he let out an extremely terrible scream.
Queen Eda kicked his boot at his crotch.
In an instant, Adolf's lifeline directly became mud, and the egg exploded.
"Ah...... Yes...... Ah......h
This is not castration, it is a living kick and explosion.
Queen Edda said in a cold voice, "I said I would castrate you, and I will do it." β
Then Queen Edda's whip jerked, wrapping it around Adolf's neck and dragging her outside.
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"Bang!"
Adolf's flesh-and-blood body was thrown directly in front of Shen Lang.
"I have castrated him, he is your father's apprentice, and he will be handed over to you. Queen Edda said.
"Hahaha......" Adolf laughed maniacally, and then blood poured out of his mouth.
"Jiang Li's disciple, I don't dare to think so, I'm just a little casual of him, where am I worthy of being his disciple, and no one recognizes me as his disciple, his disciple is Win Wuming, I'm just an insignificant nobody." Adolf smirked.
Then, he jerked off the gray hair from his head, revealing brown hair. He jerked off a layer of skin from his face, revealing his brown skin.
He is really not that old, and he is not the appearance of the fairy wind Dao bone at all, he is a Vida clansman.
Adolf laughed sadly and said, "I'm a genius, but so what? I'm a Vader, born inferior. Adolf said: "I finally became a courtier of Sauron the Great, and I was about to rise with great difficulty, but now I have been beaten back to my original form, what a great irony." β
"Jiang Li, I hate you, I was originally just a thief with no ambitions, although I am at the bottom of society, but I have no ambitions, it is you who keep saying that all beings are equal, racial equality, saying that I am a genius, saying that there should be a place for me in the world, taking me out to wander and see the real world. The more you know, the more painful, and the greater your ideal, the more painful. β
"Shen Lang, do you know who your mother is?"
"Shen Lang, do you know how your father Jiang Li went from a prodigal son to an Oriental Emperor? Because he discovered a shocking secret that forced him to stop wandering the world, but to take on some kind of great responsibility. Do you know where he got his Nirvana mutation?"
And right now!
Duke Debos suddenly said, "Look, it's snowing!"
Shen Lang couldn't help but look in the direction pointed by Debos, and the snow was indeed falling in the place where Queen Eda and Adolf were fighting just now.
Where there is snow, it belongs to Bai Yujing's sphere of influence.
But there is still no figure of Bai Yujing, just snow.
"Your Excellency Shen Lang, don't come unharmed. β
"Little sister Bai Yujing, don't come unharmed, won't you let me see you this time?" Shen Lang said.
"We'll meet when we have to. β
Shen Lang said: "Little sister Bai Yujing, are you here to save Adolf?"
"No, I'm here specifically for you!"
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Note: The first update is sent, and today there will be more than 20,000 words for the third watch, I must be crazy, and I didn't go out to play for an hour when I came to Japan, so I buried my head in crazy code words! Brothers, is it okay to give me a monthly pass? I need motivation so much!