Chapter 501: Friends
Han Yi has said it more than once, this is just the beginning, but unfortunately, those boys and buddies didn't hear it, otherwise, they would never have slept so soundly.
Following.
It's just when it's just dawn.
Bang bang bang!
Suddenly, the rapid sound of gongs and drums shook the heavens and the earth.
"Oh my God!"
"Here we go again."
"This damn sound of gongs and drums."
"Okay, okay, let's just get up, don't knock on your mother, it's noisy."
"Ahh
Suddenly there were bursts of complaints in the dormitory.
They had a hard day yesterday, physically and mentally exhausted, and at this time they were sleeping soundly, and they were woken up at this time, which was very fatal, and some people directly hit the bed board with their heads, and hated it to death.
But compared to this first return, there was a little more obedience in it, and they would rather be woken up than be woken up with cold water.
They all got up from the bed very reluctantly, but the movements were unusually slow, and some even sat on the bed in a daze.
Knock knock!
Another familiar sound of footsteps came.
Hearing the sound of footsteps, the movements of the students in the dormitory immediately became rapid, and there was no need to think about it, it must have been splashing water.
Click!
One by one, dormitory doors opened.
But when they saw the scene outside, they couldn't help but be stunned again, only to see that there were two soldiers guarding a door outside the door, in addition, there was a column of soldiers standing in front of the dormitory, and standing at the front were Han Yi, Cheng Chuliang and others, the only difference was that there was more Lu Shigua and less Changsun Chong.
"Isn't it just to get out of bed, and use such a big battle?"
Cui Youyu gritted his teeth and said.
But just as he was about to go out to wash up with the basin. The soldiers at the door suddenly blocked the door with their spears.
Cui Youyu was startled, and then said angrily: "What are you doing? ”
This happened not only to him, but to the rest of the dormitories.
When I landed, people were panicked.
What is this for?
Han Yi suddenly stepped forward and said loudly: "Don't be afraid, I am very pleased that you can get up on time." I'm here today to tell you the first thing you should do when you get up. ”
The first thing to do when you wake up? Isn't it just peeing?
There was confusion on the faces of the students.
Han Yi continued: "Yesterday afternoon, I came to inspect your dormitory and found a very bad phenomenon, that is, among you, there are only more than 50 people making beds, and more than 400 people have beds that are messy. Don't bring those vices here, if your majesty comes to inspect and sees this dormitory, what will you think? This is an insult to the royal palace.
Also, as far as you are concerned, this is also very bad, most of you are from noble backgrounds, and I believe that you have been well educated since childhood. I should be no stranger to the neatness of my clothes. Taizong also said it. With copper as a mirror, you can be dressed. Tidying up one's own clothes and tidying up one's dormitory is something that everyone must do, and this also reflects the basic qualities of a person, for the Royal Police. It is also very important. ”
Pei Shaofeng snorted: "You said so much, you won't just let me fold the futon, right?" ”
Han Yi nodded and said, "That's right." ”
"Then you don't need such a big battle."
"I just want you to understand the importance of this."
Han Yi said: "If you want to have enough time to have breakfast, hurry up and make your own bed, I repeat it again." The cafeteria is not under my control, if the hour is exceeded, you will only be hungry, so don't bargain with me anymore, all you have to do is absolute obedience. ”
A cadre of students dare not speak out, after all, these soldiers are sharpening their swords and guns, which makes them panic, and Han Yi does not play cards according to common sense, God knows what package this guy has prepared to entertain them.
There was no choice but to go back and make your own bed.
But - make the bed?
This behavior word is too unfamiliar to them.
This is all done by subordinates!
Many people are staring at their unsightly beds, stupid, and don't know how to start.
Others, just sitting on the bed, messing around, messing around, and the result is even worse.
Han Yi and Cheng Chuliang and others patrolled along the corridor in front of the dormitory, it was okay not to look at it, but they felt a headache when they saw it, in the final analysis, they just made the bed, but what they saw seemed that these people were participating in the scientific expedition again, and in the morning of this cold day, they were all sweating profusely, and the key was that none of them were sorted out.
"Wow——! Am I not awake yet? All this must be an illusion, what am I seeing, are you fighting with me? It's still a silent protest, and if that's the case, I'll feel a lot better. I'm just asking you to make your own beds, not to design the palace – oh my! I really think the leg fits your hands better so that no one will laugh at you - in fact, you can try it and tidy it up with your feet, and I'm sure it will work wonders, no, it will definitely work, because I can't imagine anything worse than this - I feel guilty about it, really, I overestimated your IQ so much that I gave you such a difficult task, sorry, I'm so sorry - seriously, I'm trying to use words like sorry to defuse the humiliation that is stuck in my throat, and as I said yesterday, my humiliation of you can also be seen as a statement of fact. ”
Han Yi kept shouting, dancing, and emotional.
Lu Shigua, Cheng Chuliang and others were trembling all over their bodies when they heard this, and they tried their best to hold back their laughter, they really didn't want to make it worse, these students were so pitiful.
In fact, don't talk about them, the soldiers who are standing are all tense faces, and it can only be said that this deputy inspector is too ridiculous.
"Have you said enough?"
"I'm not fucking going to do it."
"It's not organized, it's not organized."
Those students couldn't stand it anymore, and making the bed was a very bad thing for them. They still have to endure Han Yi's ridicule here, they can't help it anymore, if it weren't for the soldiers at the door guarding the door with sharp spears, they would really rush out and tear Han Yi apart.
There is no such insult.
Han Yi said: "What are you doing?" Am I wrong? I'm just asking you to make your bed, but see for yourself how you make your bed. It's much worse than just now, it's a cold day, I'm here to supervise you making your beds, is it easy for me, you're delaying my meal, aren't you allowed me to complain a few words. ”
"We've never made our beds, how do you tell us to make them!"
"You're clearly deliberately making things difficult for us."
"How can this be justified, how can this be justified, I have had enough."
The students glared at each other angrily. Among them are Yang Menghao.
Han Yi smiled: "Look at you, look at your angry appearance, it's really funny." I'm just asking you to make your beds, that's all, tell me how hard it is for you to make this request? Don't you think it's funny yourselves? ”
Cui Youyu said suddenly: "Deputy Inspector, you are clearly targeting us, as a farmer, you haven't read anything since you were a child." Therefore your words are ugly and difficult to see. It's disgusting, even a three-year-old child is not as good, we are from an aristocratic background, we never need to do these things, and if we can't do it well, it's a matter of course. ”
Pei Shaofeng smiled: "Yes, the words I write with my feet are much better than yours." ”
"What?"
Han Yi took a step back. looked at them with an embarrassed expression.
Those sons and brothers found an opportunity this time, and they criticized Han Yizi one after another, and the vulgar words were unbearable.
Han Yi trembled, and suddenly roared, "Enough! ”
Cui Youyu smiled: "It seems that the deputy inspector is beginning to understand why we are complaining." ”
A burst of laughter rang out.
Han Yi nodded and said, "I have to say that what you said does make sense." It's me who didn't think it through, and I'm sorry for that, but you also laughed at my words, so let's settle it. To make up for my mistakes, I feel the need to send someone to teach you how to make your bed. ”
As he spoke, he said to Xing Wu: "Go and help them invite them in." ”
After Xing Wu sang, he retreated.
After a while, I saw a group of people coming, all with green faces, not that they were not old, but they were really twelve or thirteen years old.
Yu Chi Xiu was stunned and said, "What are you calling these little babies for?" ”
Han Yi said: "Teach you to make the bed!" In the future they will be your life teachers, teaching you some of the skills in life. ”
"Poof!"
Cheng Chuliang really couldn't help it this time, laughed out loud, and said secretly, Han Yi is really a thief.
Lu Shigua, Dugu Wuyue and others also couldn't help laughing.
As Han Yi said, he is really taking revenge.
"What?"
Yu Chi Xiu said quietly: "You let these little babies teach us to make our beds, you are obviously humiliating us." ”
"No, it's absolutely not, I'm really helping you."
Han Yi said very seriously: "First of all, the above allocated this amount of money, I can't afford it, my lord, they are good, as long as they eat and live, and the steamed buns are satisfied, and they don't need to pay any remuneration." Secondly, any aspect of learning, is from shallow to deep, with your current ability to make the bed, they teach you is more than enough, if you invite too good people to come, you will not learn, of course, if you think you are better than them, I can take back my words, if you can't do it, then don't talk nonsense. ”
Ling Hu Yanren said angrily: "What nonsense, it is so high-sounding, you dare to say that you are not deliberately rectifying us." ”
Han Yi said with a smile: "The sage said, sensitive and studious, not ashamed to ask." Your current complaints are just a sign of ignorance, why can't you learn from them with an open mind, or, trying to prove that you are better than them, will the chatter and complaining make you learn to make your own bed? If I could, would I spend the whole day listening to your complaints? Or do you think that the words of the saints are wrong? Oh, I almost forgot to tell you that the cleanliness of the dormitory will be credited to the assessment points, and if you don't pass this aspect, no matter how good you are in other aspects, you can't pass the assessment, and the Civil Security Bureau refuses to accept a person who can't even make a bed well. In addition, the cleanest dormitories will use your precious vacation time to clean the open space in front of you. ”
"You ——!"
"Also, you can choose to be forced out of the royal training camp by a group of kids, and I won't stop you."
"Isn't it just making the bed? I still don't believe I can't. ”
Cui Youyu said angrily.
Han Yi said: "I think so too. As he spoke, he clapped his hands and said, "Friends, let's get to work." ”
"Yes!"
A group of children responded in unison, and then one walked to a dormitory, none overlapping.
Obviously, the work has been divided a long time ago, that is to say, Han Yi humiliated them so much, just set a trap and let them drill into it.
"Big brother, it's actually very simple to make a bed, you are so smart, you must be able to learn it as soon as you learn it."
These young children still seem to be a little afraid of these boys, and when they speak, their eyes are full of timidity.
"Humph!"
These boys were so angry that they could only respond with this single word.
Especially Wei Chi Xiu, he could only hit the door panel with his head, it was really hit, bang, he was already mad, and he didn't feel the slightest pain.
Let a little kid teach them how to make their beds?
What could be more humiliating?
Seeing this, these children did not dare to talk nonsense, so they silently walked to the front of the bed, and began to make it up, a pair of small hands seemed to be full of magic, and the bed that they could not make well became very tidy in the blink of an eye.
Yu Chi Xiu glanced at it secretly, and was suddenly surprised, and couldn't help but walk to the bed, look at the almost square futon, and open his mouth wide, "You-how did you do it?" None of the people in my family are as good as you. ”
The boy said, "It's very simple, just be patient, I'll repeat it again." ”
As he spoke, he tidied up again.
Although their self-care ability is not weak, the ability to stack quilts is still taught by Han Yi.
The same is true for the rest of the dormitories, from the initial anger and disdain, to the shock, to the obedient standing aside to study.
Served!
There's no way to disagree with this!
This stack is so terrifying, they really can't do it.
Soon, all the students began to learn to fold quilts.
One by one, the children patiently explained to them, if they were to change to Han Yi, they might not have this patience.
"Haha! Look, I folded it up, and it looked like this, haha, I'm so smart. ”
Wei Chi Xiu learned it several times, and finally folded it well, which made him feel a great sense of accomplishment, completely forgetting the humiliation that Han Yi had given him, wiping the child's head and saying, "Little baby, isn't the eldest brother very smart!" ”
The child was frightened and nodded weakly.
"Haha——!"
Yu Chi Xiu said happily: "Little baby, your task has been completed, go home and play in the mud." ”
The child shook his head and said, "Big brother, in the afternoon, I have to teach you how to wash clothes, dry clothes, and how to clean the dormitory." ”
"Ugh."
Many sons and brothers who said this sentence had red eyes.
This gap is really not ordinarily large.
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(To be continued.) )