Seeing that Xu Yan asked thoughtlessly, and then walked away, Zhang Lan was confused, chased out and asked, "Xu Yan, stop me, what do you mean by this?" ”

"Guess!" Xu Yanpi smiled and said with a smile. ←，

The flattened face made Zhang Lan angry for a while, and he couldn't wait to step forward and beat him all over his face.

However, she also knew that this was unrealistic, and seeing that Xu Yan would definitely not be able to ask anything, Zhang Lan returned to the room angrily and cleaned up the messed wardrobe.

"What the hell does that mean?"

Zhang Lan secretly guessed while packing her underwear, although she didn't know what Xu Yan meant, she was sure that this was by no means a good stalk.

When the two met for the first time, she asked him why he was standing in a military posture outside the army, and he used the stalk of "Why did Lao Tzu write the Tao Te Ching - because Lao Tzu was willing" to block her, and I believe this time is no exception.

But what's the stalk that has to do with not weighing more than 100?

Zhang Lan pondered and meditated, the more she thought about it, the more curious she became, like a hundred claws scratching her heart, and then she simply didn't clean it up, directly took out her mobile phone, and began to get up.

If you don't decide about internal affairs, ask Google if you don't decide about foreign affairs, and ask Tianya if you don't decide about sexual affairs, for these domestic stalks, it's right to ask Baidu.

"Weighing no more than 100!"

Zhang Lan muttered in his mouth, typed these five words into the search box, and then clicked search.

The screen jumped, Zhang Lan stared at it, and saw that on the search content below, the top one was written in red eye-catching text: The weight is not more than 100, either flat-chested or short, the man is 1.7 meters tall, either a spare tire or a base!

For the second half of the sentence, Zhang Lan swept it over, and didn't pay too much attention to it, her eyes stared straight at the first half of the sentence, her eyes were red, and she completely understood what Xu Yan meant.

The weight is not more than 100, either flat-chested or short!

This bastard said that she weighed no more than 100, not to praise her for her good figure, but to sarcastically mock her flat chest.

Zhang Lan gasped heavily, she was completely stimulated, she was one meter seventy-two tall and weighed ninety-eight pounds, she has always been proud of this figure, the only regret is that her breasts are slightly small, the B cover is more than enough, and the C cover is insufficient, and now she is sarcastic by Xu Yan, and in this obscure way, she suddenly exploded like a cat that was stepped on her tail.

"Xu Yan!"

Zhang Lan roared and rushed out of the room in a huff.

In the living room, Xu Yan was watching TV, and suddenly saw Zhang Lan yelling and rushing, as smart as him, she immediately knew that she must have understood the meaning of her words, and knew that she was saying that she was flat-chested, but she understood it, and she definitely wouldn't say it, but pretended not to know, and said dissatisfied: "What are you doing, I'm surprised." ”

"What do you mean?" Zhang Lan glared at Xu Yan angrily.

"What do you mean?" Xu Yan pretended to be confused.

"You don't pretend to be confused for me, it's just that you say that I don't weigh more than 100."

"Oh, you're talking about that, I'll talk about it anyway." Xu Yan was beaten to death and did not admit it.

He didn't admit it, but Zhang Lan was not so easy to fool, and he didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so he raised his eyebrows and said: "Don't think I don't know what you mean, you mean I have small breasts, right?" ”

You're not too stupid!

Xu Yan said secretly in his heart, but where would he admit it, not only did he not admit it, but he also stared at Zhang Lan in surprise, and said blankly: "Small breasts, no, how can I say that you have small breasts, do you have small breasts, I don't think so, I think it's good, just right, what, do you think it's small?" ”

I have to say that this product's acting skills are very good, and he is also very smart, not only interpreting that blank expression to the fullest, but also kicking the ball to Zhang Lan.

Zhang Lan was dumbfounded, the wind was messy, it was originally a puff drum to ask the teacher for guilt, but before it began to erupt, it was blocked by Xu Yan with a word, and it was not a seizure, nor was it a seizure.

seizure, that is, admitting that you have small breasts, this is tantamount to a slap in the face; Don't have a seizure, after eating this stuffy loss, she is really aggrieved and uncomfortable, and she wants to vomit blood when she is depressed.

Zhang Lan's expression changed, her pink fist tightened and loosened, loosened and tightened, and finally she turned around and left, no matter what others think, she must not admit it!

She didn't pursue it here, and Xu Yan over there still didn't give up, and said cool words in the back, "I'll just say, your breasts are just right, how can it be small!" ”

Zhang Lan almost fell, resisted the urge to turn around and kill him, and fled back to the room.

As soon as she returned to the room, she slammed the door shut, and let out a suppressed low roar, "Ahhhh ”

Snort!

Zhang Lan gasped heavily, her chest rose and fell for a while, and after a while, her anger calmed down, she was about to go out and go to the unit to have a look, just at this time the phone rang, it was her best friend Qin Xiaoyue calling.

The phone was connected, and Qin Xiaoyue's familiar voice came from the other end, "Lan Lan, I'm downstairs at your house!" ”

"Okay, I'll pick you up." Zhang Lan said in surprise and went downstairs.

A pair of good girlfriends met, and after some intimacy, Zhang Lan took Qin Xiaoyue's hand upstairs and prepared to go to her room to chat, but when she was halfway there, her face suddenly changed, and she thought of a big problem, that is, Xu Yan also lived on the third floor, and it was next door to her.

If his girlfriend saw that he lived with a man, thinking of his best friend's gossip, Zhang Lan shuddered and hurriedly changed his words: "That, Xiaoyue, let's talk below!" ”

"What's the matter, there's a man hidden in the room, and you still want to avoid me?" Qin Xiaoyue teased, ignored Zhang Lan's obstruction, and went upstairs.

"There's a man!" Zhang Lan wanted to cry without tears, but it was not good to continue to stop her, so she followed behind nervously, and secretly prayed: "Bodhisattva bless, that stinky rascal must not come out of the room." ”

It seemed that the Bodhisattva heard her expectation, the living room was empty, Xu Yan was not there, and Xu Yan's room was quiet, which made her secretly relieved.

But soon, her heart hung again, because when she was pouring water for Qin Xiaoyue, she found that there was an extra water cup on the coffee table, and she didn't have to think about it to know that it must be Xu Yan's.

Zhang Lan was anxious, Xu Yan must not let Qin Xiaoyue know about protecting her, otherwise God knows how she will tease her, as soon as she thought of this, the fine sweat on her forehead seeped out.

Qin Xiaoyue noticed her strange appearance and asked strangely, "Lan Lan, what's wrong with you, are you very hot?" ”

"No... No..."Zhang Lan's heart was racing, and she calmed down and said, "Xiaoyue, I've been at home for a few days, can you go out with me." ”

"No, I'm tired now, I don't want to go anywhere, I just want to lie on the sofa for a while." Qin Xiaoyue kicked off her slippers and walked to the sofa with her arms outstretched.

"Don't lie down, go out with me." Zhang Lan stepped forward and pulled Qin Xiaoyue, saying that she didn't dare to let her stay longer, because if she stayed longer, she would be exposed to the danger of one more moment.

"Lan Lan, you are weird today, don't you usually hate shopping the most, why is it the other way around now, there are weird, there must be weird..."Qin Xiaoyue looked at Zhang Lan suspiciously, and speculated: "You don't want me to go shopping, but you are going to let me leave, do you really let me say it, there is a man hidden in your house." (To be continued.) )