"Fourth brother! You've got a good saw! Rest more when you're sick! “

Xu Ang shyly slapped a sycophant on his face, and called out to the fourth brother, nonsense, isn't it? He has no job or career now, Luo Siye was still a character like Xu Wenqiang in his previous life, and it would not be wrong to stutter more.

Luo Siye's old face was red, it was clear that he was repairing a sickle, but one hand was really not good, and he turned the sickle into a straight saw, and he had to pay Wang Er next door a new sickle, this farm tool with iron is not cheap. is also embarrassed, but the so-called thousands of wears, sycophants are not worn, Xu Ang's sycophants are suffering, nodded and said

"Hmmm! Now in this Hejia Village, my skill in repairing farm tools is well-known. Did you come here today? ”

The craftsmanship of the blacksmith Luo is really famous! Sent to him with bad old farm tools, basically scrapped, and then pay a new one to others, others still think that his craftsmanship is good, but there are many people who send it to repair, repair less, pay more, fortunately, the iron can be returned to the furnace again, but this is not profitable at all. Luo Blacksmith is just over thirty years old, and he has also experienced strong winds and waves, and he doesn't need to make drafts when he blows cowhides.

When Xu Ang walked in, how could he not know? Xindao This Luo Siye is also a bastard, it's really not bad, and the thickness of this face is not much worse than mine. I was glad in my heart

The two chatted with each other, originally he came over and had nothing to do, come and see, with his thinking, Qi Niang is good to him and it is good to look at his relatives, where I will think of a young master to come to the maid's house to see relatives, in this world is too little.

Luo Siye knew that Xu Ang had nothing to do to play around, drinking flowers and wine, although he didn't look down on Xu Ang, he didn't dislike it, which boy in this world is not like this? My sister can't be too rude to be a maid for him, plus Xu Ang is not the Xu Ang of the past, and there is no son's brother's shelf, so the two are not embarrassed to chat. After chatting in the afternoon and having a meal, Xu Ang took Qi Niang back.

Seeing Xu Ang and Luo Qi Niang walking away in the carriage, Luo Li asked

"Why is this second son Xu coming to our house? What did he say to you? “

"Didn't say anything! Just chat! Luo Siye touched his head, thought about it for a while, and said, "That's right! He also called me the fourth brother, which was not like the tone of Xu Gongzi before. ”

Luo Li thought in his heart,

"Come on! This second son of Xu is eighty percent in love with my sister-in-law. But he didn't say anything to Luo Siye, and casually answered to tease the child.

Xu Ang sat in the carriage and sang a song, and went back happily, presumably it is good to go out for a walk, and he is depressed when he thinks too much at home, Xu Ang thinks.

When they got home, it was already dark, and Qi Niang gave the handlebar two hanging money, and the two went back to the house. Xu Ang pushed open the bedroom door, lit a lamp, and just after one o'clock, a sword next to him stabbed over and stabbed Xu Ang's neck

"Slut! Knowing I'm coming over today, why are you coming back now? "It's the sound of happy water

When Xu Ang heard this, he smiled bitterly in his heart, I am opening a 24-hour convenience store! Waiting for you to come at any time? Talking haha

The word "little rich ......" has not yet been spoken, and I realize that it is wrong

"Ahem! Miss Leshui is here! Hurry up, hurry up! Have a seat! Xu Ang smiled sheepishly, put the oil lamp on the table, and handed over a chair next to him.

Leshui took the chair, sat down behind him, took out a silver ingot from his purse, and threw it to Xu Ang

"I'll give you your money." Leshui said

"What are you biting? The money I gave you will be fake?! Looking through the light, Xu Ang took the silver and put it in his mouth and bit it twice, this silver originally had the effect of sterilization and disinfection, but Xu Ang was not afraid.

"How can you! Miss Leshui, I still don't believe it? The name of Miss Leshui is the same as my "Honest Little Langjun" Xu Ang. Xu Ang had a different heart, put the silver in his arms, and said

"Whoa! Who's on par with you? Le Shui thought in his heart

"Since it's delivered to you, then I'll go." Leshui said

"Don't! Miss Leshui, I went to the termite nest in the forest this morning and caught a big ant, and killed one hundred and eight heroes in the termite mountain. It can be described as a tyrant of this ant mountain! Why don't you take it? Five taels of silver is enough. Xu Ang was willing to let the little rich woman go like this, and began to sell his strange things.

This fighting ant, like a betta fish and a fighting, is a boring toy for children or boys. Grab two ants, cut off their antennae, and put them in a small box, and the two ants will start fighting each other until one of them dies. There are many ways to cheat, but one hundred and eight is too exaggerated.

Le Shui was funny in his heart, knowing that it was this product that promoted things to earn his own money, and he didn't want to talk, lest he be energetic, so he thought in his heart

"This one fights one hundred and eight, and you're afraid of catching a pangolin.

Just about to leave, the corner of his eye swept over the desk, and the curious baby's mind rose again, and asked

"What's that map you're drawing? I recognize my Da Zhou on it, and I have written a lot of words, some of which I know, some of whom I don't, and other places. I don't know either."

It turned out that Leshui was waiting for Xu Ang here, and he was idle, but he turned over the room and saw the world map drawn by Xu Ang's evil cultural knowledge.

Xu Ang didn't care about his hometown being copied, and thought to himself, the opportunity to make money had come. Said

"Oh! That's what you say! Come, come, I'll introduce you. Words are symbols that I make, and only I know them. As he spoke, he walked to the table, took out the map, opened it and spread it on the desk, and introduced it to Leshui. Nor does it introduce the simplified Chinese characters that he did not pay attention to writing down.

Here's it! It is the east of my Great Zhou, this ocean is called the Pacific Ocean, and it used to be America, Nuo! These are these two places, the upper one is called North America, the lower one is called South America, and the upper part of this place is also inhabited, and they are called Eskimos......"

"Oh! You ask me what Eskimos mean! Hey, in the Indian language! Eskimos mean 'not human.'" Xu Ang introduced these junior high school geography knowledge in detail

"How can anyone call themselves 'not human'? You lied to me! Le Shui said angrily

"Oops! Why are you so annoying! Of course, this name is not given by themselves, but others look down on them, they only live in igloos, and their way of life is incomprehensible, unlike human beings, so they call them Eskimos. Xu Ang explained

"Aren't these Eskimos angry when they are called that?" Leshui asked curiously

Xu Ang really took this curious baby

"Of course they're angry! So then they protested that they couldn't be called Eskimos. Xu Ang took the trouble to explain

"Ahh Did their protest succeed? Leshui asked

"It worked!" Xu Ang said, Leshui is also very happy

"Later they were called Inuit." Xu Ang said

"Inuit means 'also human'"

……

In short, Xu Ang used his still relatively clear memory to explain to Le Shui the unexpected geography and customs of the Great Zhou, Le Shui was dumbfounded when he listened to it, curious about the baby's potential at a glance, and many questions asked Xu Ang, so he could only vaguely say that Wang Gu talked about him left and right.

"I've seen that blonde and blue-eyed person, but the black man you said really hasn't seen it, and you said that this place is bigger than Da Zhou, and they are all people living in such darkness, it's really amazing!" Leshui pointed to Africa and said

According to Xu Ang's own memory, in the previous life, there were black people who came to Asia in ancient times, and the book records that most of them were indigenous people in Southeast Asia, although their skin was darker than that of Chinese, but they were still yellow. A small number of others are blacks, and it is estimated that they came to China with the Arabs, and there are very few such black Kunlun slaves, and it is not uncommon for Leshui to have never seen them. Said with a smile

"This black man! There are two kinds, one is bright and the other is frosted, and at night it is like wearing a night walk, you can't see anything, but you can't laugh. “

"What do you mean by gloss and scrub? Why can't you laugh? What happens when you laugh? "Leshui is curious three times

Xu Ang's head is big, is it easy to make some money? I can't get back the saliva money wasted by being asked like this, so I fooled around casually

"Because the teeth are white! A smile, showing teeth, being seen is a beating. ”

"Hahahaha! It's so much fun! Leshui clapped her hands and laughed, forgetting that she asked three questions

"Tell me about it next." Leshui smiled and pointed to the European continent with his hand.

This European continent is wonderful, Xu Ang originally wanted to promote a product, but he took over and told the story here for a long time, thinking that it would arouse Leshui's curiosity, so he didn't want to say it. Said to Leshui

"Miss Leshui, what do you think of my map? Haven't you seen such a comprehensive map? ”

Le Shui saw his eyes rolling around, and said in his heart, "It's not good!" This thing is going to sell me a map. ”

Sure enough, Xu Ang continued

"It's only fifty taels, this is a unique map in the whole world! How many people want to spend a lot of money to buy it but can't. You're making a lot of money today! It also comes with my autograph, hey! I'm so bad, so bad! “

"I know so much if you made up a story to lie to me?" Le Shui thought for a moment and said, "There are no books you said, they must be making up stories to coax me." “

Xu Anggang wanted to explain, but Le Shui hurriedly said, "It's too late tonight, I'll come back tomorrow to discuss with you the business of buying this map." After saying that, he jumped again and flew away from the window.

Xu Ang saw that the people were gone, and they would talk about it tomorrow, but this business was possible, so he didn't speak.

Leshui flew out of the window and stepped out of the yard in three steps, but he thought to himself

"This liar deceived me again, saying that the world is unique, this map was drawn by him, and he didn't draw as much as he wanted. There are not so many interesting stories on this map, and when I come over these days, cheat out of his story, and then don't buy his map, and abandon it from the beginning, this liar will be very relieved to think about it with a heartache. “

Le Shui thought in his heart that he didn't buy the map after deceiving Xu Ang's story, Xu Ang looked painful, and his little face was full of smugness and smiles. Rather don't know? Deceiving people and being deceived, killing a thousand enemies and injuring eight hundred themselves, this heart is like falling into the clouds.