Chapter 307: Strange Land, Wonderful People!
Hilarious Soldier Ruffian Chapter 307: Strange Land, Wonderful People!
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After coming out of the company, Xu Yan and the three returned to the dormitory, packed up their things, rolled up the bunks and left, whether they were willing or not, convinced or not, the result would not change, they were driven out of the reconnaissance company. ↑,
Outside the dormitory building, Lu Xiaolin, Qian Wanguan and others stood silently aside, silently seeing off the three of them.
"What are you doing, we're going to the farm, not being discharged from the army, we'll be back in the future, don't be depressed, let's be happy." Xu Yan opened his mouth to persuade.
"That's it, we're just going to the farm to gild, and we're back in a circle!" It was Luo Yifei who spoke.
Seeing that the two of them were still in the mood to joke, Lu Xiaolin and the others were in a better mood, and said: "Then you have to work hard, learn how to farm, weed, weed and raise pigs on the farm, even if you go home in the future, you won't starve to death, at least you have a craft!" ”
"You're going to farm and raise pigs later!" Xu Yan scolded with a smile, and then changed the conversation and said, "If you have time to see us, we will ensure that you will be fed." ”
Xu Yan waved goodbye and left with his backpack on his back.
"Definitely!" Lu Xiaolin, Qian Wanguan, and the others nodded heavily.
Looking at Xu Yan and the three of them in the distance, Lu Xiaolin recalled his previous words, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was wrong, what does it mean to feed them to their full, when they are pigs?
As soon as he thought of this, Lu Xiaolin couldn't help grinding his teeth, gritting his teeth and muttering, "This bastard thing is taking advantage of us again!" ”
"What's wrong?" Qian Wanguan asked curiously.
Lu Xiaolin told his discovery, which unexpectedly caused an uproar among everyone.
"This guy is really not a thing, we were kind enough to see us off, but he took advantage of us verbally. Can we still play together? ”
"I don't think he should be punished to go to the farm, he should be put in a pigsty!"
Xu Yan didn't know. He was being cursed by a group of people who gritted his teeth, and he left with his backpack on his back. On the way out, his footsteps paused slightly, and he didn't look back, but his fists clenched silently, he would definitely come back to this place where he had lived for nearly a year.
"What's wrong?" Noticing his abnormality, Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian also stopped and looked at him suspiciously.
"Nothing, let's go!" Xu Yan shook his head. Walk forward.
Farm!
Xu Yan and the three of them came here, and they didn't meet anyone along the way, and soon came to an arch with three big characters written on it: Pig Paradise!
"Pig Paradise, why isn't it Jurassic?" Luo Yifei pouted.
"Let's go, let's go in!" Xu Yan said hello, and the three of them walked into the arch, and as soon as they entered it, there was a sour smell coming.
"My day. What the hell is this, we won't live here in the future, right? Luo Yifei said with a sad face, thinking that he would live here for a period of time in the future. His mood was not beautiful in an instant.
The three of them walked all the way, and when they entered the inside, they found that there was a wall that read "Warrior's Home." Pig's paradise! The exclamation point at the end is particularly prominent.
On the other wall is written "Comrades. We're going to feed every piece of feed to the pigs! ”
Seeing this slogan, the three of them were dumbfounded. The people with these slogans are definitely talents, the first sentence puts the warrior and the pig side by side, and the next one is even more exaggerated, feeding every feed to the pig's mouth, is someone trying to steal pig feed or what.
Luo Yifei opened his mouth wide in astonishment, and wondered: "Feed every piece of feed to the pig's mouth, does someone steal the pig feed?" We're not so poor in our army that we don't feed our soldiers, are we? ”
"That's not clear, who knows if there will be people with special habits like you, who like to grab pig food!" Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and said.
"What do you mean, you just grabbed pig food!" Luo Yifei sneered.
"Xu Yan, mule, don't argue, let's report to the squad leader!"
Jiang Danian played a round in the middle, and the three of them walked towards the captain's house, and they could see along the way that the hygiene here was very good, and the pigs were also very fat!
A soldier saw Xu Yan and the three of them, but he didn't pay attention to them, and continued to tease the pig there, with that look and action, not like facing a pig, but like facing his girlfriend.
The three of them had a bad chill, walked away quickly, and came to a door with a sign of "Team Headquarters".
"Report!" Xu Yan shouted loudly.
People's first impressions are very important, although I never wanted to stay here for a long time, but I still decided to get along with the captain, after all, they will be controlled by others for the rest of the time.
Xu Yan's voice was loud, but there was no response inside.
"Is there no one?" Xu Yan thought so in his heart, and shouted again: "Report!" ”
There was still no movement inside, Xu Yan glanced back at Luo Yifei Jiang Danian, and gently pushed the door!
The door opened, and there was a man lying in bed sleeping!
The three of them were a little confused, sleeping in it at this time, which was almost a dream in the reconnaissance company.
The three of them glanced at each other, and Xu Yan shouted a report again, and this time the other party finally woke up.
The man opened his sleepy eyes, looked at Xu Yan and the three of them and asked, "What are you two doing?" ”
"Two people?" Xu Yan was stunned for a moment, secretly wondering if one of the mules or Danian had left? Looking back, Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian were all there, he was speechless for a moment, it was obviously three people, how could it be that in his eyes, it became only two people!
"Report to the captain, we're three of us!" Xu Yan corrected.
"Oh, it's three!" The captain answered, squinted, and fumbled to pick up the eye beside him and put it on.
Nima!
Xu Yan looked at it and couldn't help but slander, you said that you are highly short-sighted, what kind of sunglasses are you wearing, are you cool?
The next moment, the captain took off his eyes again, touched the lenses, and said angrily: "Xiangyang, you have you bastard to get me in!" ”
Xu Yan and the three of them looked at the lenses, and then looked at the captain's hand, and couldn't help but be happy, it turned out that this was not sunglasses at all, but ink on the myopia lenses.
The three of them rubbed their noses, forced a smile, and exchanged glances with each other, it seems that coming to this farm will not be boring at all!
After a while, a tall and strong man walked away, came in and stood upright, saluted a standard military salute, and said solemnly: "Captain, what do you tell me about?" ”
Xu Yan secretly looked at this Xiang Yang, although this guy's actions were regular, but Xu Yan's eyesight, he could see this guy at a glance, and the evil smile in his eyes was obviously not a good bird.
"Is it the ink you put on my glasses?" The captain huffed.
"Wronged, captain, I've been outside, I haven't come in, these brothers can all testify for me, we were all outside just now to see the 'concubine drunk'!" Xiang Yang said confidently, and pulled Xu Yan and the three of them into the water with one sentence
(To be continued.) Chapter 307: Strange Land, Wonderful People!