Chapter 15 Yang Ershou and Yang Sanfat (Thanks to 100 million kills and insects)

Chen Fu, who was extremely broken in his heart, still had a swollen face and a fat man on the surface, giggling, but in his heart he began to think about how to slip away early and let Long Fei stay and pay!

The first thing this guy thought of was to urinate and pretend to go to the toilet and slip away. However, it's too embarrassing to think about this method, if he really urinates, I'm afraid he won't want to raise his head in Longcheng Hospital in the future, and maybe even if the gang in front of him gives him money today, they will start collecting debts from him tomorrow!

"It's not advisable to urinate, it's not advisable! I have to think of another way, think of a foolproof way! ”

Chen Fu was drinking perfunctorily with others, while his mind was spinning, when his eyes fell on the wine glass in his hand, his heart suddenly burst into ecstasy, and he said secretly: "Grandma, I'm really stupid." Do you still need to think about the way to repay the debt? Just drink, Lao Tzu is drunk, drunk and unconscious, how can he pay? They can't hang up at the Longjiang Hotel and let Lao Tzu repay the debt later, right? As long as they pay today, I'm afraid I won't pay them back in the future, and they won't be embarrassed to let me repay the debt, after all, everyone has eaten and drank! Besides, I'm just drunk, and I didn't mean not to pay, so there's no shame in that! What's the shame of being drunk? This shows that our old Chen is bold and happy! Well, that's a good idea! ”

The more Comrade Chen Fu thought about it, the more he realized that his idea was really high! I persuaded everyone to drink, not only did I seem to be arrogant and generous enough, but I could also drink a few more taels of Moutai! Grandma's, this is a ten-year-old Moutai! It's rare to see it yourself, let alone drink it, but if you catch it today, you must drink it well!

Thinking of this, Chen Fu's interest in drinking immediately rose, he grabbed the wine bottle, poured himself a full glass, raised the wine glass and said to Long Fei: "Doctor Long, thanks to you this afternoon, if it weren't for you, I don't know how that family tossed me, maybe I would have to go to a medical lawsuit!" I won't say anything else about thanks, everything is in the wine, I did it, you feel free! ”

After Chen Fu finished speaking, he tilted his neck, and poured three taels of white wine into his stomach with a "bang". This guy didn't care whether Long Fei drank it or not, then poured it for himself, and continued: "The rules of our Dragon City toast are to toast two glasses, and one cup is not called a toast!" Come on, I'll do it first! ”

"Goodong" poured into Chen Fu's stomach again.

After Chen Fu finished saluting Long Fei, he did not stop, but began to toast to Director Zhang Hui, followed by Li Shanyue, Du Changge, and Jiang Suihan??????

At this time, Chen Fu seemed to have suddenly changed as a person, persuading everyone to drink one cup after another, where did he still feel that the Moutai in the cup had a bitter taste?

Wang Xiaonan, who was sitting next to Long Fei, looked at Chen Fu, who was like two people when he first started drinking, and couldn't help but touch Long Fei with his elbow, lowered his head and whispered, "What's wrong with Doctor Chen?" Nothing will happen, right? ”

"Hehe, he's probably trying to get himself drunk, right? Today he said that he had a treat, and if he was drunk, he wouldn't have to pay. We can't let a drunk go to the checkout, can we? Long Fei smiled and whispered.

Long Fei is a good person, how can he not see Chen Fu's careful eyes.

Wang Xiaonan was taken aback, and whispered: "Then what should I do?" We've got to stop him and stop him! ”

"No, let him keep drinking, doesn't he still have his wife when he's drunk? I'll call his wife later and ask her to settle the bill! Long Fei looked like he took it for granted.

"Do you have his wife's number?" Wang Xiaonan said.

"I don't, but Chen Fu must have his wife's number in his phone, right? Shall we use his mobile phone to call his wife later? Look at me later, and if I squeeze my eyes at you twice, you'll say your stomach hurts, and we'll go home together. Long Fei said, with a very simple look on his face.

"Stomach ache? Why do you have a stomachache? ”

"Fool, you don't have a stomachache, how can we leave early? If we wait until Chen Fu's wife comes, in front of his wife, how can we be embarrassed to let a drunk settle the bill? ”

Wang Xiaonan didn't say anything, she just glared at Long Fei twice, she never found out that Long Fei still had this temperament! It's just a pit that doesn't pay for people's lives! Chen Fu wanted to calculate, and Long Fei was blinded by lard.

Wang Xiaonan had already learned from Long Fei's mouth before about how Chen Fu planned to pit Long Fei in the office.

It's a pity that Chen Fu was busy drinking with other people at this time, and Long Fei and Wang Xiaonan were talking in a small voice, only the two of them could hear it, otherwise if he heard Long Fei's words now, he would definitely slap himself two big slaps immediately, hating himself for coming up with such a bad idea.

Chen Fu didn't want to urinate, but after a pound and a half of Maotai in his stomach, he still felt that the urge to urinate was infinite, so he got up and said, "Yes?????? I'm sorry guys, but I'm ?????? Go?????? Go to the toilet. ”

As this guy spoke, he staggered and was about to get up and go to the toilet, Long Fei hurriedly stood up and walked to Chen Fu's side, grabbed Chen Fu, and said, "Oh, Lao Chen, you seem to be drinking a little high, I'll help you go to the toilet." ”

"No????? No! I????? I'm fine. Chen Fu pushed Long Fei's hand away from his body, and then staggered out.

After Long Fei saw Chen Fu go out, he suddenly bent down and picked up a Xiaomi mobile phone from the ground, and said, "Oops, it seems that Dr. Chen is really drunk, and he didn't even notice the phone when he fell to the ground!" ”

Everyone looked at the mobile phone in Long Fei's hand and couldn't help but discuss:

"Alas, what's wrong with this old Chen today? How do you drink so much? Jiang Suihan said.

"Looks like I'm really happy today!" Li Shanyue said.

"I usually look at Dr. Chen is very stingy, but it turns out that he has such a bold and generous side! Today is a reacquaintance with Dr. Chan. It was a little nurse who said this.

"How does this girl speak? Are you praising Dr. Chen or scolding Dr. Chen? Zhang Hui frowned and said, this product is not a fool, he also saw Chen Fu's intention to drink so wildly. I was thinking in my heart that if Chen Fu was drunk and couldn't pay for it later, who should pay for it.

Wang Xiaonan didn't speak, just stared at the mobile phone in Long Fei's hand with wide eyes. She didn't believe that Chen Fu's phone had accidentally dropped on the ground. Maybe it was Long Fei who secretly came out. Otherwise, why did he help Chen Fu so diligently? said that he was going to help others, but they only pushed him slightly, and he didn't plan to help them anymore, but waited until Chen Fu went out of the room door before picking up the mobile phone on the ground.

"This thing must want to call Chen Fu's wife now!" Wang Xiaonan thought instantly, so she immediately said: "Oh, how can Dr. Chen go home if he is really drunk?" Why don't we call his wife and ask her to pick her up?" ”

"That's right! It's a good idea. I was worried about how Dr. Chen would go home if he was really drunk! Nurse Wang is smart, and ordinary people can't compare to it! Long Fei said pretending to be as he began to pull Chen Fu's mobile phone with his hand.

Wang Xiaonan was almost amused by Long Fei's words, and said in his heart: "Long Fei, you will lose it!" Did you come up with this idea? Smart people are you, aren't you? When did it become me? ”

Chen Fu's mobile phone did not have a boot password, Long Fei easily opened the mobile phone and found a number marked as "The Lion King of Hedong", so he dialed it casually!

The phone was quickly connected, and a roar came from the microphone: "Where have you gone, old dead ghost?" Not going home yet? I warn you, if you don't come home before eleven o'clock, you'll never go back to this home again! Don't tell my wife that you work overtime, I know you don't work night shifts today?????? ”

The mighty Hedong lion's roar was transmitted to Chen Fu's mobile phone in the form of radio magnetic waves, and then to Long Fei's ears in the form of sound waves! Although it has been attenuated all the way, Long Feizhen's eardrum still hurts!

While holding the mobile phone away from his ear, he mourned for Chen Fu in his heart: Alas! With such a wife, Dr. Chen's life is not easy! Who's to blame?

Not only Long Fei, but the people in the entire room heard Mrs. Chen's words clearly, and couldn't help but collectively save their respect for Chen Fu! Especially the old men, they originally thought that they were very aggrieved and hurt at home, but now they know that compared with Dr. Chen, they usually live the life of a king!

Long Fei waited until Mrs. Chen finished her work on the radio waves before bringing the phone to her mouth and saying, "Auntie, I'm not Dr. Chen, I'm a colleague of Dr. Chen." So, Dr. Chan invited us to dinner tonight, and he was a little drunk, could you please come and take him home?" We are now at Longjiang Hotel. ”

After Long Fei finished speaking, he immediately took the phone away from his ear again, and began to count one, two, three silently in his heart, until Long Fei silently counted to fifteen, and a more powerful lion roar came from the mobile phone: "Let him die!" I'm not going to pick him up! ”

Then there was a busy tone in the microphone.

"Oops! Why is Aunt Chen like this? Luckily, I was prepared. Long Fei scratched his ears with his hand exaggeratedly.

A group of little nurses in the room looked at Long Fei's face of being strongly hurt, and then thought about Mrs. Chen's lion roar just now, and were stunned for a moment, and then suddenly burst into laughter. Even Zhang Hui, who has never laughed much, has a crying and laughing look on his face.

Taking advantage of everyone's laughter, Long Fei began to inadvertently squeeze his eyes at Wang Xiaonan!