Chapter 4: Toilet Difficulty

Full of wine and food, because the dim cell is not ventilated, the musty smell is very heavy, Li Shen stretched out his hand and fanned, the taste is still a little unpleasant, take a walk after dinner, live to ninety-nine, this is his father inherited his grandfather's fine tradition, after eating a few words of nagging after a meal, walk around to ninety-nine, as long as he finished eating when he was a child, his father held his little hand and shook it at the door of the house, this tradition has been inherited by him, even if it is a person in college, it is still preserved, It's an instinctive habit.

Li Shen circled around the cell a few times, lying on the blanket, feeling that he had slept enough, the quiet cell, without the slightest sound, made him feel a little irritable, reached out and rubbed his forehead, felt a little pitted, how could he suddenly cross it? I can't figure it out at all, it doesn't seem like anything was done the night before, and nothing strange happened.

Then he patted his cheek, and sighed in a low voice, I have seen too many consequences through the novel, but I didn't expect to really cross over now, it seems that the god of crossing really heard his prayer voice, but he seems to have never read a novel that has traveled to historical time and space, right? How did you just travel back in time? Fantasy, the cultivation realm, even if it is the world of martial artists, it is okay to break through the void through cultivation!

Li Shen touched his body, and Li Chengqian~~ roared loudly.

"It's really Nima's pit~~~"

Some can't cry or laugh, even if it's Li Chengqian, it doesn't matter, but it can't be a few years earlier, it's just this time, and it's still bent, what kind of face does this have to make him face others in the future, isn't it a cheat? It seems that you have to change your name to save yourself from becoming famous in the future and becoming a big stain on your body.

It's not a person who looks down on the fetish of short sleeves, and people can't do it, but he's not!

The twenty heroes of Lingyan Pavilion~~ Bai crossed for a while, and now I don't know how many people can live in this world, and I don't know if I can see each other, if only I could get them a pair of ink treasures, it can be regarded as a wealth left to my children and grandchildren.

After a while, Li Shen got up, stretched out his hand and rubbed his snort, he had to find a way, he couldn't sit still like this, although there was no danger to his life for the time being, but he didn't want to be assigned to the frontier, now it is not as modern as modern, the kind of life in the frontier is not something he can endure hardship, for a modern person, the current life is to return to the primitive society.

The sound of "cooing" rang out.

Li Shen's face changed, and he secretly sighed, why did it come so suddenly, he hurriedly got up, looked in the dim cell, and there was a wooden spittoon around the corner, where it was placed quietly, and he ran over with a limp, and his lame legs and feet made him still a little unaccustomed to walking.

Pinching his nose with one hand, he lifted the lid of the spittoon with the other, and exhaled, it seems that someone has cleaned it up, looking at the clothes on his body, looking for a while, he still failed to find the belt tied to his pants, Li Shen ripped off the prison uniform on his body, and sighed in a low voice.

He tugged hard at the waist of his pants, heard a slight tearing sound, squatted down and sat on the spittoon, and exhaled deeply.

Li Shen lowered his head and looked at his abdomen, reached out and touched it, and laughed a little stupidly, abdominal muscles, and it was still eight, one hand reached out and touched the corner of his mouth, feeling that saliva was about to flow out, and he sighed a few times, I really didn't expect that this cripple would have such a perfect figure.

Exercise is to be persistent, Li Shen has always envied those strong men with abdominal muscles, and he has also tried to work out, but after the fitness, it was too painful, and his whole body was sore, and it lasted for a few days.

"Hey~~"

Li Shen supported his chin with one hand, now it's okay, with such a perfect outfit, if it is summer, wear a white vest, and then the abdominal muscles will be perfectly displayed, and I don't know how many beautiful eyebrows to seduce when walking on the street.

Li Shen spit lightly, and finally ended, groping around on his body for a while, and finally remembered that this was a prison cell, and there was not the slightest paper on his body, and he looked left and right, and there was not even a book, how could this be good?

"Anyone?"

After shouting a few times in a row and not seeing a response, Li Shen was angry and shouted angrily: "Is there still a pant?" If you have one, hurry up and let me know. ”

In the prison, the two guards on duty lay on the small table and snorted slightly, a roar woke up the sleeping two, identified the source of the sound, the two were startled, looked at each other twice, and quickly got up from the ground, a little unbelievable It was Li Shen's voice, this was the first time he had been here for a few days to greet them.

Although he is in prison, the title of the crown prince is still there, even if he is demoted to a commoner, it is not something that these people can offend, how to say that it is the dragon son of His Majesty today.

"Your Highness, I don't know what the matter is to call the villain?" Wang Xiaoer asked cautiously.

"Bring some paper." Li Shen said lightly.

Cheng San looked at Li Shen sitting in the corner with some confusion, what do you want paper for? Aren't the pieces of bamboo placed on the side of the wall? Bent down and whispered, "Your Highness is making a compliment, right?" The bamboo piece is on top of the wall on your left hand. ”

"Paper, can you understand? What's the paper? It's used to wipe your ass, can you understand it now? Li Shen glanced at the bamboo chip on his left hand, and said a little speechlessly, what is this thing for? It can't be a butt wipe, right? I shuddered twice, I couldn't believe how to wipe it with this thing.

"The villain..."

Wang Xiaoer stretched out his hand to pull Cheng San and said to Li Shen: "Your Highness, wait a while, the villain will go to get the paper for you." ”

"Little Er, what's the matter with you? Why don't you let me speak? Isn't the bamboo piece used to wipe the butt where? Cheng San followed Wang Xiaoer's body and muttered.

Wang Xiaoer shook his head, he was really a guy who didn't have any eyesight, and said: "What do you know, what Your Highness wants, let's prepare something for him, what are you doing with those things, isn't it just paper, let's go to those few sheets." ”

Cheng San sighed in a low voice and said in a low voice: "Sure enough, there are rich, powerful, status and status people, who use paper to wipe their butts in the toilet, and our children want to go to school, and sometimes I can't afford to sell paper." ”