Chapter 36: Trivialities (2) Talking hot pot

Xu Ang was proud in his heart, this kind of trivial matter, is it not a trivial matter for me? Sitting in the lobby, I was very proud, waiting for the news to be confirmed and coming back.

Xu Ang sat there with tea, and the onlookers were suddenly shocked, this county lord is so calm, does he really understand the language of the beast? What a man of God! The words are full of admiration, at this time, Chen Liang didn't know where to come out, and when he saw so many people in the lobby, he opened it and walked in, and took a look

"Yo! This is the villager who greeted the county lord and gave him a gift! It just so happens that the breakfast is relatively light, and this chicken stewed mushroom is also good to make a hot pot. Chen Liang went up and grabbed the chicken, twisted the chicken's neck with his hand, and the hen immediately hung up.

Xu Ang didn't have time to react, and took a look

"I'll fuck your uncle! Lao Tzu pretended to be a ghost for most of the day! You killed Lao Tzu's eyewitness chicken in one fell swoop, how can this case be tried? "Just about to have a seizure, he was going to pretend to understand what the chicken said, and then the news came back, and the environment in which the chicken lived and the news he found corroborated each other, and finally it was not difficult to know whose chicken belonged to, and once the chicken died, even if he really understood the poultry language, what could he do? Everyone doesn't know what the chicken said, and there is no room for fraud when he dies.

"Forget it! This chicken is dead, it's dead, and the news will come back later, and there is no need for it, Qi Niang's skills are good, and this chicken stewed mushroom is excellent! The porridge steamed buns in the morning are also boring. Xu Ang saw that the matter was irreparable, but he comforted himself, so he walked down the hall and walked to the kitchen with Chen Liang, ready to boil water and pluck his hair.

The officials in the hall, the two of them looked confused, this witness to the death of the chicken, the county official knows the poultry language is useless! I don't know which play it is, the onlookers are even more funny, they want to see it, but there are more and more onlookers, this county lord is judging chickens, it's a miracle!

Xu Ang and Chen Liang boiled water in the kitchen, and called Qi Niang to come over to help, and after a while, the chicken stewed mushrooms were stewed, Qi Niang was very skilled, the two looked at the hot pot and drooled, Chen Liang and Xu Ang picked up the chopsticks, you look at me, I look at you

"Brother Ang comes first?" Chen Liang said flatteringly

"Then you're welcome!" Xu Ang picked up the chopsticks and stretched them out to the pot, picked up a piece and prepared to send it to his mouth, when someone came to report

"County magistrate! I've found out the news! ”

Xu Ang was overjoyed, but he didn't eat chicken. Said with a grin

"That's good! Tell me about it! ”

"The old man Wang and the old man Zhang are both widows, and the contradiction is because the widow He in the same village has chickens at home!"

When Xu Ang heard this, the chopsticks in his hand loosened, and the chicken fell to the ground.

Get! The chicken was also eaten, and the case really couldn't be solved. Thinking that I had lost face, I was relieved. The chicken didn't eat anymore, tidied up the clothes, and slowly walked to the Spiegel Hall, seeing the "Spiegel Hanging" plaque on the hall, I didn't feel a good feeling.

When Chen Liang saw it, he said that Xu Ang would come first, but he didn't eat at this time, and he was embarrassed to put down his chopsticks, so he brought them to the lobby with a burning boiler.

"Listen up, you two! This witness chicken accidentally died violently, I was just in the backyard rescue, but there was no way to return to the sky, and finally the medicine stone was useless, hey! Qi Niang, you give two people a lot of money, even if I give the funeral expenses of this witness chicken! After Xu Ang finished speaking, he looked sad, Qi Niang took two pieces of money out and divided them between them.

When everyone looked, I went, and the hot pot was still served in the back, and the medicine stone was no spirit? Who believes! This county lord pretends to be a ghost, but he is a straw bag with no ability! Suddenly, everyone inside and outside the hall was contemptful, and some onlookers made sarcastic remarks on the spot, Xu Ang felt uncomfortable in his eyes and ears, is he really so useless? But Qi Niang understood Xu Ang, and when she saw him uncomfortable, she somehow stepped forward and took Xu Ang's hand and pulled it tightly.

When the two people who came to sue saw this scene, they immediately understood in their hearts that this county official was a straw bag, and today the matter was over, and this big money was almost just enough to buy three chickens, and it was not a loss, so they turned around and wanted to leave. This county official is incompetent, but there is no need to salute.

Xu Ang saw everyone scolding and leaving, turned around, and saw Chen Liang holding a hot pot with chickens and mushrooms behind him, and immediately felt annoyed, and reached over to knock it over. As soon as the hand was stretched out.

"Wait!"

Xu Ang turned around and said to the two people who came to sue and really wanted to leave, and when he shouted, the people around him looked back again.

Xu Ang asked Qi Niang to take a bunch of money again, split it into two halves, and gave it to the two of them. Seeing that the two of them were holding it in their hands, he said again

"I, Xu County, never let others do loss-making transactions. Just now, the witness proved that the chicken was pregnant, and there were many eggs in its belly, and this hanging money was obviously not enough. I'll give you this half of the money! ”

The old man Zhang was overjoyed, and the old man Wang was also overjoyed, thought about it, returned the half-hanging money to Xu Ang, and said disdainfully

"You are really a confused county magistrate, you can't try the case, you don't even know an egg bag, my chicken has just turned 100 days, I caught it and sold it, there will be eggs there! The straw bale county order that I don't even know about egg buns! I don't want that much copper money! ”

The so-called egg pack is the egg that has not yet laid out in the belly of the hen. Everyone saw that the old man Wang's egg buns and straw buns were scolding interestingly, and they were also relieved in their hearts, and the people around them laughed! When Xu Ang heard this, he immediately laughed.

Xu Ang walked to the front of the case and was shocked! Shout

"That old man! What else do you have to say now! ”

Old man Zhang was frightened by this, and immediately knelt on the ground, "Little old man ......" was just about to say, but found that something was wrong, this has not been exposed yet! With a roll of his eyes, You Zi said

"What does the little old man need to say?"

Xu Ang saw that he was a thief and knelt on the ground, and at this moment he was still quibbling and sneering,

"Brother Liang! You bring the hot pot! Qi Niang, you go to the backyard and bring the chicken offal! ”

The two of them sent things on, and everyone saw that there were no egg packs in this hot pot, and there were no egg packs in the internal organs, and suddenly someone understood, this chicken can't speak, but this hot pot can talk!

The chicken can only be eaten after a hundred days, because it will take a hundred days for the xing organs to mature, and it is not good for people to eat it before a hundred days, but the old man Wang is upright and does not do anything that blinds his conscience, plus the old man Wang directly said that the chicken has no egg pack, but the old man Zhang accepted the money, this matter is very clear, this chicken is obviously the old man Wang's! Who among them lied, it is clear at a glance.

Suddenly, there were people outside the field who knew the situation and the people next to them, and everyone immediately understood, although this county order did not understand the poultry language, but it was just like the plaque in this hall "The mirror is hanging" and suddenly admired in my heart, but it was not as contemptuous as before.

"Little Lao'er also knows that this chicken has no egg buns, but he is blinded by money!" The old man was still quibbling

Xu Ang was furious in his heart, this person really didn't give up on the Yellow River.

"Blinded by money? I think you're trying to blind me! Come! Torture! ”