356. a locomotive
Sun Wukong: "I beg you to be a person!",
Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "You're thinking about fart!"
The Lord of Honkai said to Sun Wukong, "Do you still want me to give you all the Honkai points at once?"
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong: "Don't say it, I think I'm losing now!"
Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "Don't worry, how can I make you bloody?"
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
Monkey King: "......"
"Although you don't say this good, I still have to say it!"
"I don't know why, seeing you cheating on me, I actually feel much better!"
"This is the leader I know!"
Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "......"
"I didn't expect me to be such an image in your hearts!"
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
"Do you know that you completely hurt my young heart?!"
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
Monkey King: "......"
"Your young mind?"
"Damn, I said group leader, can you still have a face?"
Sun Wukong asked Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "......"
"How shameless am I, you are really excessive!"
Zhang Yuan frowned and said to Sun Wukong: "Let me tell you, I am the most reasonable!
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
Monkey King: "......"
"I just see that you are the most money-hungry!"
Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "This is all your incomprehension of me, your prejudice against me!"
"See through all kinds of obstacles and see things for what they are!"
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong: "I'm sorry, I'm just an ordinary man, I can only see what is in front of me!"
Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "......"
"No, let's take it away!"
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong: "No, even if I die, I will die in the crystal coffin!"
Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "......"
Yue Buqun: "So, you're all dead, what's the use of breaking down?"
Yue Buqun asked Sun Wukong and fell down.
Sun Wukong: "At least, when you mention me in the future, you can also say that Sun Wukong, that guy, is rich!"
"When he died, he was holding a crystal coffin!"
Sun Wukong said to Yue Buqun.
Yue Buqun: "......"
"Cowhide is still your cowhide!"
Yue Buqun laughed and said to Sun Wukong.
Monkey King: "......"
"It's not me cowhide, it's you guys who are too vegetable!"
Sun Wukong said to Yue Buqun.
......
Wang Mang: "Forget it, you can do whatever you want!"
"I have to find that Tang Xuanzang first!"
Wang Mang said in the group chat.
Monkey King: "......"
“emmmm”
"Tang Xuanzang was attracted by the flowers, why don't you just go to learn from the scriptures?"
Sun Wukong said to Wang Mang.
"No way!"
Zhang Yuan and Wang Mang said in unison.
Monkey King: "???"
"No, why are you two so excited?"
Sun Wukong looked at Zhang Yuan and Wang Mang pitifully and asked the two of them.
Lord of Honkai: "Must go!"
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
Wang Mang: "I have invested so much money in it, you say that if you don't learn from the experience, you won't learn from the experience?"
"Really, let me tell you, don't say that Xitian still asks you to learn the scriptures, even if you don't ask for it, you have to give me a trip to show off!"
Wang Mang said to Sun Wukong.
Monkey King: "......"
"Is it so miserable?"
Sun Wukong asked Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "......"
"Look at what I'm doing, I'm not going to let you put on a show!"
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
"It's still the group leader, you're the best for me!"
Sun Wukong opened his eyes wide and said to Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "Hehe, I'll kill you directly!"
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
Monkey King: "......"
"Are you the devil?"
Sun Wukong asked Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "Do you think I'm the devil?"
Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong: "You are!"
"No, you're not the devil!"
Sun Wukong said quickly to Zhang Yuan. 、
"But you are not the devil, but you are more terrible than the devil!"
Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan with a melancholy face.
Lord of Honkai: "Huh?"
"I'm scarier than the devil?"
Zhang Yuan asked Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong, you are really terrible.
Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "......"
"Okay!"
Zhang Yuan didn't know what to say for a while.
Sun Wukong: "Since you are going to start your journey to the west!"
"Then hurry up and get Tang Seng over!~",
Sun Wukong said to Wang Mang.
Wang Mang: "Well, I'll go now!"
After Wang Mang finished speaking, he left the group chat.
Yue Buqun: "???"
"Wang Mang is going to the bar to catch prostitutes?"
Yue Buqun asked Zhang Yuan,
Lord of Honkai "How do I know!"
Zhang Yuan rolled his eyes and said to Zhiyue Buqun.
"Didn't you say you knew everything?"
"You liar!"
Yue Buqun asked Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "......"
"It doesn't make sense for you to say that!"
"Show you, show you!"
Zhang Yuan said, waving his hand to open a live broadcast.
"Here, show you!",
"It really is!"
Zhang Yuan sneered and said to Yue Buqun.
Yue Buqun: "What will happen after that!"
Lord of Honkai: "What will happen in the future, how will I know?"
Zhang Yuan said to Yue Buqun dissatisfied.
"I said a long time ago that when your world was connected to group chats, some changes occurred, and I can't figure out what the future will be!" Zhang Yuan said to Yue Buqun.
Yue Buqun: "It's boring!"
Just as Yue Buqun was speaking, Wang Mang had already brought his own people to the bar.
When the owner of the bar saw so many people, and then looked at Wang Mang's license plate number, he was stupid.
"Follow me!"
Wang Mang snorted coldly and entered the bar.
This bar is one of those big bars.
The bar below, eating, drinking and having fun in the middle, and the above is the kind of model of the hotel.
As soon as Wang Mang came in, he came directly to the door of the hotel.
“1314”
"That's it!"
Wang Meng sneered and kicked them away.
"Who!"
"Are you going to my dad is Wang Gang!"
As he kicked open the door, a girl's scream came from inside.
Wang Mang let his men wait outside, and slowly walked into the room.
In the bedroom, the girl was scrambling to get dressed in her clothes.
But because of the time, there are still large pieces of snow white exposed.
"Who are you, and who let you in?"
Fang Ruolan looked at Wang Mang and asked King Mang.
"Who do you say I am?"
Wang Mang raised his head, took off his sunglasses, and asked Fang Ruolan.
Fang Ruolan: "......"
Wang Mang: "What's your name?"
"Fang Ruolan!" The moment Fang Ruolan saw Wang Mang, the whole person was stunned.
I can only answer subconsciously.
"Huh?"
"Your name is Fang Ruolan, and your father's name is Wang Gang?"
After Wang Mang glanced at Fang Ruolan, Fang Ruolan asked.
Fang Ruolan: "Hmm......"
Fang Ruolan subconsciously nodded and said to Wang Mang.
"Godfather!"
Wang Mang asked Fang Ruolan.
"Hmmm......"
Fang Ruolan nodded quickly.
"Okay, I got it!"
Wang Mang nodded and let Fang Ruolan walk out.
Regarding the private life of Fang Ruolan and others, Wang Mang didn't want to ask about it.
When Fang Ruolan left, Wang Mang came to the room.
At this time, Wang Mang saw a young man with a head naked and sitting on the bed.
"Smoking, drinking, perming?"
"Do you say you're still a monk?"
Wang Mang asked Tang Xuanzang.
"Although the poor monk drinks and smokes, and burns his hair, the poor monk knows that the poor monk is still a good monk!"
Tang Xuanzang glanced up at Wang Mang and said to Wang Mang.
Wang Mang: "Tut-tut!"
"You Buddhists always like to say, all evil and fornication are the first, I don't know what the master is doing now?"
Wang Mang asked Tang Xuanzang.
"Amitabha!"
"The poor monk is entering the red dust!"
Tang Xuanzang opened his eyes, looked at Wang Mang and said to Wang Mang.
Wang Mang: "Haha, okay!"
"Anyway, you bald asses have a reason!"
Wang Mang said to Tang Xuanzang with a smile.
Tang Xuanzang: "It's not that we monks have a reason!"
"We're just telling the truth!"
Tang Xuanzang said to Wang Mang.
"Really?"
"In this case, I don't know when the master is going to learn the scriptures?"
Wang Mang asked Tang Xuanzang.
Tang Xuanzang: "......"
"Does this have anything to do with you?"
Tang Xuanzang was silent and asked Wang Mang.
Wang Mang: "......"
"Yes, it has a lot to do with it!"
Wang Mang said to Tang Xuanzang.
Tang Xuanzang: "You seem to have known for a long time that I was going to the West to learn scriptures!"
Tang Xuanzang looked at Wang Mang and asked Wang Mang.
"Yes, I knew it when you were a golden cicada!"
Wang Mang nodded and said to Tang Xuanzang.
Tang Xuanzang: "It seems that you also had a premeditated plan on my way to learn the scriptures?"
Tang Xuanzang asked Wang Mang.
"Premeditated?"
"No, no, no!"
"Actually, I'm just following your ass to make some extra money!"
Wang Mang said very sincerely to Tang Xuanzang.
"Behind us?"
"Yes, and Sun Wukong!"
"Well, or Monkey King!"
Wang Mang said to Tang Xuanzang.
Tang Xuanzang: "I don't know if I should go to learn the scriptures!"
Tang Xuanzang looked at the ceiling with blank eyes and said to Wang Mang.
"Huh?"
"How?"
Wang Mang asked Tang Xuanzang with a smile.
Tang Xuanzang: "I grew up in the mountains!"
Tang Xuanzang said to Wang Mang.
"Since I was a child, my master has sued my poor children......"
"No, it's the outside world that is very dangerous, it's all polluted!"
"You need to get Mahayana Dharma to be able to purify this world. ”
Tang Xuanzang said to Wang Mang: "But now there is a problem that I found that the outside society is actually not what my master said!"
Tang Xuanzang raised his head and said to Wang Mang: "I found that the people in this world live very well!"
"Even ordinary people live better than the monks in our temple!"
"Master used to say that the Buddha was able to cross people, and after attaining the right result, he was able to become a Buddha on the ground. ”
"But I haven't seen a single Buddha!"
"On the contrary, these technologies of yours are very interesting to me!"
"And your martial arts are tapping into the potential of humanity itself. ”
"So why don't I stay here?"
"I think even if I had taken the scriptures, there wouldn't have been a better prosperous world now!"
Tang Xuanzang said to Wang Mang.
"Haha!"
"You little bald man, that's right!"
Wang Mang laughed out loud and said to Tang Xuanzang: "What you said is right, even if you take the true scriptures, you will not do anything in our world!"
Wang Mang said to Tang Xuanzang very directly: "But, Master, you still have to learn the scriptures!"
Wang Mang said to Tang Xuanzang.
Tang Xuanzang: "What if I don't go?"
Tang Xuanzang asked Wang Mang.
"Well, that daughter just now must be dead!"
When Wang Mang said this, a smile appeared on his face and said to Tang Xuanzang.
Tang Xuanzang: "Don't you think you're a little excessive?"
Tang Xuanzang asked Wang Mang.
Wang Mang: "Actually, it mainly depends on whether you cooperate or not!"
Wang Mang said this, with a smile on his face and said, "If you cooperate, after you come back from the scriptures, I can give that woman to be my wife!"
Wang Mang said to Tang Xuanzang.
"Moreover, it is the intention of many forces to learn from the scriptures, and your own decision is useless!"
Wang Mang read Tang Seng and said.
"Hmmm......"
"I got it......"
Tang Xuanzang sighed and said to Wang Mang.
"I'll go to the West!"
Tang Xuanzang said to Wang Mang.
"That's really the best!"
Wang Mang laughed, and then handed a purple gold bowl to Tang Xuanzang.
"This is for you to make a fortune on the road!"
Wang Mang said to Tang Xuanzang.
"Thank you!"
Tang Xuanzang said to Wang Mang.
"Hmm!"
"Now you can go!"
Wang Mang: "By the way, I left you a locomotive outside!"
Wang Mang said to Tang Xuanzang.
"Don't worry, it's definitely better than a horse!"
Wang Mang said with a smile on his face.
Tang Xuanzang: "......"
"Good!"
"I thank you!"
Tang Xuanzang said to Wang Mang.
"No thanks!"
After Wang Mang finished speaking, he left.
Tang Xuanzang got up and left the hotel.
Hop on the locomotive and take your own purple gold bowl to clear the customs and embark on your own journey.
"Strange, why hasn't Guanyin come yet?"
Wang Mang looked at Tang Xuanzang who was embarking on the journey, and said with some wonder.
After all, according to the original book, shouldn't Tang Seng be a gift from Guanyin?
"Since you didn't come, then you didn't come!"
"Anyway, it's going to come sooner or later!"
Wang Mang said to himself after taking one last look at Tang Xuanzang.
"Ladies and gentlemen!"
"The time has come for you to witness miracles!"
At this time, Gaia said in the group chat.