Slap yourself out of a saint?

Li Yan was a little puzzled, and at the same time a little frightened.

The name Wang Shouren may not be too famous now, but in the future, it is very glorious, integrating the three schools of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism, creating a precedent for the ages, enlightening in the dragon field, and becoming a saint.

There is even a general in Japan who has been worshipping Yangming for the rest of his life on his waist card.

There were not many saints in ancient China, basically more precious than the current giant panda, and now they were slapped by Li Yan and left to shoot one, how could Li Yan not be frightened?

"Brother Yang Ming is still comfortable?"

Li Yan suddenly saluted and said to Wang Shouren, who had already gotten up from the ground.

Wang Shouren's face was faintly ugly, looking at this, anyone who was slapped would not be comfortable.

Wang Shouren once again threw his contempt at Li Yan.

Li Yan was speechless.

Okay, who makes the family a future king saint, bear with it first, and if you can't become a saint in the future, then settle accounts with you.

Li Yan was a little helpless, pointing to Wang Shouren's down-and-out appearance.

"Why is Brother Yang Ming dressed like this? Isn't it...... The royal tradition? ”

"Ahem...... Don't discredit the royal family. ”

Wang Shouren was a little embarrassed and looked at Li Yan with resentment.

"Don't hide it from this brother, I'm going to get married today, but I don't know why I met a Taoist priest, and I had a good conversation with this Taoist priest, and then I left with him...... Then ......"

Speaking of this, Wang Shouren slapped his head and was suddenly shocked.

"I actually left with a Taoist priest on my wedding day? Dumped my fiancée at home? ”

As he spoke, Wang Shouren suddenly became puzzled, and finally grabbed his hair directly, as if he had encountered something painful.

People who can do this kind of thing are generally stupid except for madmen, Li Yan suddenly felt very curious about why Wang Shouren could become a saint in the future, curiosity is curiosity, and at this moment Li Yan's admiration for Wang Shouren is still very strong. Look at others, they deserve to be saints, how debauched and uninhibited they love freedom, this is simply a model in negative textbooks.

Looking at Wang Shouren's crazy appearance, Li Yan's eyes were different when he looked at Wang Shouren, he could do such a shocking thing on the wedding day, although Li Yan had read countless women in his previous life, but he also had to bow to the wind, and said Brother Ren, you really agreed.

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In the eighth year of Chenghua, that is, in 1472, Wang Shouren was born in Yuyao, Zhejiang, and those who become great things are often born poor, and they have to be self-reliant at a young age, go up the mountain to chop wood, go down to the sea to catch fish, and there are a few sick relatives at home, and wash their faces with tears every day. That's pretty much the norm. Unfortunately, Wang Shouren's situation is exactly the opposite. Wang Shouren's family is a well-known large landowner, very wealthy, and he also has a very famous ancestor - Wang Xizhi. I don't know if it's true, but with his family's conditions, even if it is, it's not surprising. Most of the ancestors of the Wang family have been officials, it is said that the ancestor Wang Gang once served as a follower to Liu Bowen, and the highest mixed up to the fourth rank official, although the descendants of later generations are almost, but they are still okay. And when it came to Wang Shouren's father, Wang Hua, things changed. In the seventeenth year of Chenghua, that is, in 1481, ten-year-old Wang Shouren left Zhejiang and moved to Beijing with his family, because his family's grave was smoking, and his father Wang Hua won the top prize in the year's examination.

In the first year of Ming Xiaozong's Hongzhi, that is, in 1488, Wang Shouren was 17 years old. In the autumn of that year, he followed his father's instructions and went to Hindu to marry his cousin Zhu. Zhu is the daughter of Wang Shouren's uncle Zhu Yanghe (then the Jiangxi Buzheng Division), it seems that Shouren is not very keen on this brother and sister in-laws, so that on the day of the official marriage, he wandered around the Iron Pillar Palace, met a Taoist priest sitting cross-legged on the couch, so he sat opposite each other, talked with each other, liked to hear about health, and put the wedding behind him, forgetting to return. The family searched for him everywhere but did not see him, and did not return home until the next morning.

But why did Nanchang, which is recorded in the history books, come to Nanjing again?

It seems that there are some errors in the history books.

Thinking of this, Li Yi bowed deeply to Wang Shouren.

"Brother Wang, my admiration for you is like a continuous river, Brother Wang can do such a shocking thing, it is really the dragon and phoenix among the people, I think Brother Wang will be known to the world in the future......"

Wang Shouren looked at Li Yan and said endlessly, but how did he feel like he was praising himself, and sighed faintly.

"This brother, your mouth is really ...... Alas, just say whatever you want, I'm afraid I'm going to die soon......"

Li Yan: "What is the short-term life?" ”

Wang Shouren scratched his already unkempt hair painfully: "If I do this kind of thing on a big day, my father will definitely kill me with his own hands." ”

Li Yan suddenly hugged his fists: "Ling Zun can make such a righteous act of killing relatives, my admiration for Ling Zun is really like a surging river." ”

Wang Shouren's face turned greener.

"I'll just say you took me out."

"Hah! Are you kidding? Am I not familiar with you? Brother Wang, don't lie to me, or I'll see you in the lobby! ”

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"Brother Wang, life needs to be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon, you and I will float a lot!"

"Brother Wang, every thousand cups of wine for a confidant, you and I will be a big white again!"

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After thinking of his fate, Wang Shouren started to swing almost immediately, the whole person trembled, Li Yan watched it from the sidelines, the sage's pendulum is different, do you think anyone has this rhythm of the general's order?

In order to dispel Wang Shouren's fear, Li Yan was very unkind and took Wang Shouren out to drink, which was called forgetting worries. Is there money for wine, of course, Wang Shouren's classmates come out, and it costs money to find someone to apply for a certificate, let alone come out to drink.

The two asked Huazi to come out to drink, obviously this is also a beautiful scenery, Li Yan and Wang Shouren successfully attracted everyone's attention, and the shopkeeper almost pinched his nose to serve wine and food to the two.

Li Yan was shouting trumpets inside, and from this point of view, Li Yan really should blush, because the shopkeeper didn't kick the two of them out, and it would be very embarrassing.

Unknowingly, the two had drunk to the point of having fun, and Wang Shouren, who had completely forgotten that he was going to get married, was completely attracted by Li Yan's story.

"Brother Li, what philosophies you are talking about...... Are philosophers really human? ”

Li Yan patted his chest. "Of course!"

"Then we live in ...... On a ball? ”

Wang Shouren asked again, and gestured with his hand, with a blank face, obviously this ball has exceeded his cognition.

"It's Earth!" Li Yan was a little impatient.

"Are the little dragon girls and Yang Guo really together?"

"Bastard! Did you listen to me just now? ”

Li Yan couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed Wang Shouren's collar.

was caught by Li Yan, Wang Shouren's face suddenly became extremely frightened.

Li Yan was a little surprised, he just grabbed the collar of his clothes, and he didn't do anything? The psychological endurance of the saint can't be so bad, right? No, he's looking behind me! Li Yan noticed something unusual.

Li Yan turned around suddenly, only to see two old men leading a group of people who looked like domestic servants walking towards him menacingly.

Seeing this old man, Wang Shouren's face became even more ugly, and he grabbed Li Yan.

"Brother Li, you help me block it for a while, I'm grateful, I'll flash first!"

After Wang Shouren finished speaking, he directly covered his face with his sleeve robe and ran towards the back kitchen.

"Rebel! Also run! Look at the moves! ”

Seeing Wang Shouren fleeing, the old man flew up in the air and kicked Wang Shouren directly to the ground.

Li Yan froze and swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty.

"Invincible...... Scissor legs? ”