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At noon on the third day, good news finally came from the front line, and Wu Zhi's heart was finally settled.

The veteran of the Western Army of the Great Song Dynasty, Seed Master Dao, is still leading the seed army to besiege Suyang Pass, and Jurong Pass has been broken by Wu Song's Qingzhou army!

Although three days passed, in fact, the Qingzhou Army did not officially launch the battle until noon on the third day, and then it only took two hours to defeat the Jurong Pass like lightning!

With a disadvantage of 50,000 men, it only took two hours to attack the pass, which was garrisoned by 70,000 men, which really sounded incredible. But that's what happened, the good news had been delivered to Jiangning, and even Tong Guan was full of disbelief.

The Fang La army guarding the pass is not a rabble, they can be regarded as the elite troops of the upper La army, otherwise the seed army would not have defeated Suyang by now.

Since the defenders are not weak, and they did not take the initiative to go out of the pass and fight with the Qingzhou Army in the field, how did the Qingzhou Army capture Jurong?

Folklore has how the Qingzhou army was heroic and invincible, and how Wu Song and other generals blocked a hundred with one piece.

But the truth is not so exaggerated, because according to the casualty report, in this battle, the Qingzhou Army had almost zero casualties, and only a few "wounded" soldiers suffered from heat stroke due to the hot weather in the autumn in the south.........

It's as if there was no battle, so how can you say that you are heroic and invincible?

In fact, the Qingzhou army's attack on Jurong this time was indeed not a serious battle, because the defenders of Jurong did not resist much at all, and they were broken by the Qingzhou army.

After reading the battle report, Tong Guan and Wu Zhi, who learned that everything had happened, couldn't help crying and laughing.

According to the battle report and the oral account of the messenger, this laughable battle probably looked like this-

——After all the high-level generals of the Qingzhou Army signed the military order that day, they rushed to the outside of Jurong Pass to set up camp in a leisurely manner, and the anti-army in the pass was naturally not stupid enough to go out of the pass and the Qingzhou Army was just in front of them, their mission was to defend the pass and try their best to delay the time for the imperial army to go south, so that Fang La could consolidate his territory in the south of the Yangtze River against the imperial court.

After the camp was set up, the Qingzhou army immediately reorganized the military formation and marched to the outside of Jurong Pass to arrange troops. Looking at the neat appearance of the army under the pass, the sparkling iron armor, and the Qingzhou army with a strong killing spirit, the rebel army guarding the pass did not dare to be careless, and they were all ready to resist desperately.

However, time passed little by little, and the Qingzhou Army under the gate had no intention of tackling key problems at all, and had been quietly arranged under the pass, inexplicably.

"It must be a trick of the Qingzhou Army, trying to lure us out of the customs to face the battle!"

The general guarding the pass stroked his beard and made a correct judgment.

Indeed, even if they are Fang La's elite troops, after all, they have not been formed for a long time, and the soldiers have not undergone much formal military training, and the 70,000 people in the field will not be able to defeat the well-equipped, brave and good Qingzhou army.

A gust of autumn wind mixed with fallen leaves blew across the battlefield, and the rebels on the wall were all confused, because they saw that the Qingzhou army below had retreated in an orderly manner.

Withdrawn?

Tens of thousands of people came and stood without saying a word and watched the light...... Just retreat!?

If you retreat, you will retreat, since the Qingzhou army did not attack, the rebels in Jurong Pass are also happy and idle.

The next day, as soon as the hour came, the Qingzhou army came to the pass in such a neat and orderly manner, lined up the troops, and laid out the formation, with a fierce eye.

The rebel generals and soldiers on Jurong Pass tensed their nerves again, and their hearts said that they didn't attack yesterday, so they should attack today, they knew in their hearts that this battle had to be fought!

"I'll grass your ancestors!" ‘

Just when everyone on the pass was nervously preparing to face the enemy, a thunderous shout suddenly sounded in the Qingzhou army under the pass, the sound was like a magic sound, and the people who listened were uncertain, and after thinking about it again, some of the more irritable generals had already blushed.

"Turtle grandchildren! Come down and go head-to-head! ”

"A bunch of wretched! How dare you come out and fight?! ”

"A group of dogs don't dare to fight, let's go home and feed!"

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After Lu Zhishen took the lead in scolding, the Qingzhou army suddenly broke out one after another shouting and scolding, how obscene and obscene, how ugly and ugly, and the scolding of the whole army was mixed with the accent of Shandong, and the rebels on the scolding pass were stunned at first, and then turned into anger.

It's so ugly, where did this group of bastards Qingzhou Army learn the ability of shrews to scold the street? It's unbearable!

The scolding of the Qingzhou army is indeed to the point, and what men in ancient times cared about most was nothing more than a few things: ancestors, mothers, spouses, and the dignity of men. As long as you start from these aspects... The mouth begins to squirt, and it is sure to make the seven orifices of popularity smoke.

Later, Wu Zhi knew that this curse was collected and even made up by Zhu Wu himself, and it was quickly popularized in the army.

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The rebels on Jurong Pass were scolded by the swear words that were tolerable and unbearable, but although the main general guarding the pass was greeted by the Qingzhou Army and questioned the gender of the whole family, he was not carried away by the anger, but calmly judged that the Qingzhou Army's three indiscriminate tricks were nothing more than trying to lead them out of the pass to face the battle.

Don't miss it!

You must not go out to fight them, but the anger must come out, the Qingzhou army scolds us, and we have to scold them even more ugly!

Isn't it just scolding the street! When who wouldn't?

So, not long after the Qingzhou army scolded, there were also scolding voices with various Wu Nong accents on the city wall of Jurong Pass.........

For a while, the scene was noisy, spittle was flying, all kinds of swear words exploded in the air between the Qingzhou Army and Jurong Pass like a nuclear bomb, and a few passing birds strayed into the swear word belt between the two armies, and instantly flapped their wings a few times, fell to the ground, and bled to death through seven holes.........

The two armies scolded for two hours, and there was no grass around Jurong Pass, and there was a lot of mourning, so the Qingzhou army took the initiative to shut up.

Just when the rebels on Jurong Pass began to scold and win, they saw the Qingzhou army below collectively pick up the kettle, and after drinking enough water, they began to spray energetically again.

"Someone! Hurry up and get the mountain spring and distribute it to the soldiers! ”

In order to strengthen the momentum, tens of thousands of soldiers in the pass are either in the city wall or in the city to participate in the scolding battle, plus it is already noon, everyone has long been scolding the throat of the smoke, the Qingzhou army is prepared, and the soldiers in Jurong Pass naturally have a clear mountain spring to quench their thirst.

After drinking the water, the two armies sprayed for a few more hours before the Qingzhou army could leave.

Seeing that the Qingzhou army was "defeated and retreated", there were earth-shattering cheers in Jurong Pass, and these men and soldiers experienced the joy of scolding the street victory for the first time, and the feeling was even more exciting than the actual victory, no wonder when Aunt Wang and Sister-in-law Li in the neighborhood scolded the street because of a little contradiction, they could scold all day without half a minute of fatigue!

It's so cool to scold and win!

On the third day, the Qingzhou Army arrived as scheduled, and after arranging the troops and arranging the formation, Lu Zhishen, who had the loudest voice, started the first scolding, and officially scolded all the anti-army in Jurongguan, and today there are some new scolding words, which are even more obscene and ugly!

And the rebels on Jurong Pass had already prepared, and even looked forward to scolding the Qingzhou army, the Qingzhou army just started scolding, and they immediately counterattacked, and the scene was filled with all kinds of swear words in the south and north in an instant.

It's noon again, and the weather is extremely hot today, and the Qingzhou Army wears a professional military kettle to drink cool water. And the anti-army home battle above Jurong Pass, the clear and sweet mountain spring is even more to drink at will.

But the strange thing is that after drinking the water, the Qingzhou army under Jurong Pass actually sat on the ground and rested, and the rebels above Jurong Pass waited for a while, but they didn't see the Qingzhou Army getting up and scolding the street.

In the past two days, the Qingzhou army has taken the initiative, and now they are suddenly silent, and the Jurong anti-army really doesn't know how to start this scolding war.

"Hey! Grass your uncle's ...... Still scolding? ”

Jurong Guan An anti-army general tentatively shouted at the Qingzhou army below, he wanted to ask normally, but in the past two days, he has said too much swearing, causing him to open his mouth and involuntarily carry swearing.

However, as soon as he finished asking, the general hunched over his stomach and his face distorted.

"General, what's wrong with you?"

A personal soldier was just about to step forward to help, but suddenly he covered his stomach in pain like a general.

"Ouch!"

Suddenly, in the entire Jurong Guancheng, almost all the soldiers and generals wailed and covered their stomachs.

"Water! There's a problem in the spring! ”

A quick reflex shouted to find out the reason, but it was too late, and all the soldiers held their stomachs while aiming at a place in the pass.

That's where the barracks are located!

At the same time, the Qingzhou army outside the pass collectively stood up, showing a bright and sparkling soldier, and the entire army was silent, and a murderous aura swept towards Jurong Pass.

This kind of momentum is the momentum that a real army should have, not scolding the streets!

"Rush!"

Wu Song took the lead, breaking the army's long knife and pointing directly at Jurong Pass!

The 50,000 Qingzhou army, like a bamboo, attacked Jurong Pass.

At this time, most of the soldiers on the wall of Jurong Pass and in the pass were in a mess, everyone rushed to fight for the toilet, and most of the soldiers who did not grab the toilet directly turned green, and then their bodies exuded a foul smell......

The so-called people have three urgencies, and shi is the first.

At this time, where can anyone take care of defending the city to meet the enemy, the Qingzhou army will attack Jurong Pass without much effort.

After entering the pass, there was no resistance at all, the pass was stinky, Lu Zhishen entered the pass and kicked a general in the stomach, but after a kick, he only heard a thousand miles, and the general's pants were all wet and yellow, and the angry Lu Zhishen covered his nose and scolded and walked away.

In this way, the Qingzhou Army broke the Jurong Pass without losing a single soldier, and the defenders in the pass did not suffer any casualties.

And the reason why the rebels in Jurong Pass will be strained is because they fell for Zhu Wu's tricks.

As early as when he first came to Jiangning, Zhu Wu had already figured out the situation in Suyang Pass and Jurong Pass. He learned that Jurong Pass was located between two mountains, and the terrain was dangerous, easy to defend and difficult to attack. But the drinking water in the Guannai depends on a mountain spring flowing down from the mountain, and after learning this, Wu Yong, who was still in Jiangning, already had a very obscene plan in his heart.

That is to "poison" the mountain spring.

Of course, all the armies have military doctors, and there are special people who use silver needles to test drinking water, and the only poison that can poison the army in ancient times is arsenic and the like, and the others are either small enough to be harmful, or the colorful ones are easy to be recognized, so it is almost impossible to poison them.

But Zhu Wuxia's poison is not poison in the strict sense, but a medicine.

Croton!

- The most effective laxative.

Zhu Wu took advantage of the relationship between the Shandong Chamber of Commerce and the strength of the Liangshan Dart Bureau to get a large amount of croton powder in a short time, and finally after scolding Jurong against the army with a little trick, he secretly sent someone to pour a large amount of croton powder into Jurong's mountain spring this morning.

Croton powder is not poison, no matter how you use a silver needle to measure it, you can't detect it, and after the soldiers of Jurong drink the mountain spring with croton powder, they will pour thousands of miles and completely lose their combat effectiveness, although it is not poison, but it is more useful than poison.

It is precisely because of this obscene strategy that Zhu Wu dared to boast of breaking the sentence in Haikou in three days, and dared to instigate Wu Song to sign all the military orders!