God made you to be the brocade guard, right?

Li Yan shocked Zhu Houzhao and others in one sentence, and after listening to Li Yan, he even forgot to eat the ostrich eggs, and almost went directly to the Buddha with brain death.

How big should this sentence be? Speaking out in this closed era is tantamount to letting a ** to be the emperor of the Ming Dynasty.

"Li Yan, you let him enter the Jinyi Guard?"

"Li Yan, you are too bold!"

"Jinyi Wei...... what？ ”

For a while, the three of them reacted differently, but without exception, they all expressed their surprise at Li Yan

, especially Liu Jin, expressed deep dissatisfaction.

In comparison, Zhu Houzhao was only slightly surprised, after all, he had seen Li Yan play cards too many times without common sense.

What's more, is Li Yi, who plays cards according to common sense, still Li Yan? In Zhu Houzhao's heart, Li Yan should be like this.

"What is Jin Yiwei?"

Mike asked curiously.

Mike is British, since he was a child, he has received an equal education from the church, and he has not been in the Ming Dynasty for a few years, but he has always been immersed in the development of the church, so he naturally can't get in touch with the Jinyiwei, let alone know what the Jinyiwei of the Ming Dynasty is.

"Jinyiwei is this!" Hearing this, Li Yan hurriedly ran out and dragged a Jinyi guard captain who was patrolling the street.

"It's his ......!" At the sight of the lieutenant, Mike's expression suddenly turned horrified, as if something terrifying had happened.

"Ahh Yes! Yes! It's him! He's Jinyiwei! I don't want to be a brocade guard! He just punched me up on the street! ”

Mike looked frightened, waved his hand at Li Yan and stepped back.

Li Yan's face suddenly darkened, and he looked at the face of this Jinyi Guard Captain who was very unkind.

"You hit him?"

Li Yan said viciously.

The school captain is blind, isn't it normal to beat a Yiguo person? Besides, I'm Jinyiwei, isn't it more normal for Jinyiwei to be an adult?

The lieutenant didn't dare to hide it, so he had to tell Li Yan the truth that he had indeed beaten this guy, and just now, the reason was that he was preaching some doctrine on the street, and then he listened to the anger, so he dragged him to the alley and scolded him with his head and face, and by the way, he had a friendly physical touch.

After listening to the captain's speech, Li Yan's face was ugly, he didn't expect that he finally met a talent, he just stretched out his olive branch, and before he could let people touch it, this olive branch was broken in front of his subordinates, and he stepped on it under his feet.

"Come here, what's your name?"

"Villain Liu Er."

"With whom?"

Zhang Tao ...... Zhang Baihu. The lieutenant replied cautiously.

"When I go back to your lord to receive the reward, I will say that I said it myself." Li Yan nodded, very pleased, so he rewarded the captain fiercely.

"Turn your ass around!" Li Yan said viciously.

"Huh? Your Excellency, you say there is a reward! ”

The lieutenant was shocked.

"Hmph......" Li Yan sneered. Let Ben-sama reward you first. ”

Li Qianhu ordered, but the lieutenant didn't dare not do it, so he slowly rushed his ass towards Li Yan.

"Smack!" Li Yan kicked it.

"Remember, don't wipe the footprints, let Zhang Tao see it." Li Yan reminded.

"Yes...... Obey your orders. The captain left aggrievedly, and when he left, there was still a clear footprint on his buttocks, and he kicked so tricky, so calm, and it was fiercely imprinted on the captain's buttocks.

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"You still won't join Jinyiwei?"

Li Yan asked Mike again.

"Don't join, the creator God loves the world, we are all children of God, we should not fight." Mike shook his head, very firm, like a party member with a firm position, and would rather die in the face of the enemy's methods.

"Really not joining? Join Jinyiwei and you won't have to starve! Li Yan followed the temptation and played a food card.

"Really?" Mike's face was overjoyed, but he seemed to feel that his performance was a little out of line with what God had told him, so he calmed down and shook his head.

"No, I still can't join, God will blame me!"

"You're not a man! That Liu Er beat you up just now, and you can beat him if you join Jinyiwei! I promise, you can get it all back! Li Yan slapped the table, his eyes widened.

"This ......"

Mike still has to think about it, and then Li Yan lifted up and kicked Mike's ass. "Are you a fucking man or not! My wife is happier than you! ”

"Your wife?"

"To my wife! A woman is happier than you! ”

"Your wife...... You actually compare a woman to Father Ben? Mike's face turned red, as if it was a humiliation for Li to compare a woman to himself.

Mike's face became redder and redder, and he became more and more hideous, and he was turned from a priest into a devil by a word from Li Yan.

"I ...... I'm a man! I'm joining! I'm not a woman! I'm going to beat him! Mike slapped the table one last time, and all of them were thrown aside.

Li Yan is happy, strike while the iron is hot.

"Do you want to sign a contract? Rest assured, it's not that I'm afraid you'll regret it, it's to protect your basic expediency! ”

"Good! Sign and sign! I'm going to beat him up the first one after I sign it! "Mike was murderous.