Xu Ang was stunned in his heart, he couldn't cry or laugh, so he stopped looking at the people around him, took a step forward, jumped down, and deliberately bought it. He made a backward somersault for a week and a half, and his entry into the water was extremely chic, splashing only a foot high.

When Xu Ang came out of the water, he was greeted with thunderous applause! Xu Ang was first surprised, and then surprised, 'Uncle's! Why haven't you traveled back yet? It's just that the posture is wrong. “

He didn't want to think about it, this kind of thing was so easy, anyway, the dead horse was a live horse doctor, and he thought that the diving posture was wrong, so he swam to the shore and hurriedly stood on the platform and started the diving performance.

3 and a half weeks of backward somersaults (flexion) – well, no! Again

Flip backwards for 2 and a half weeks and turn for 1 and a half (flexion) – well, no! Again

Flip backwards for 2 and a half weeks and turn for 2 and a half weeks (flexion) - still not work! Again

Reflexive somersault for 3 and a half weeks (knee hugging) - still not working! Again

…… Oh my God! You're not kidding me! All the movements were done once! Why still not!!

Xu Ang jumped more than a dozen times in a row, exhausted, and jumped again, he lost his strength, sat on the shore and rested, but he didn't notice that the enthusiasm of the onlookers was getting higher and higher, and the eldest aunt and the little widow at the gate of the city looked at Xu Ang's eyes and shouted loudly, "Little prince of diving!" "Squeeze this way!

There were too many people and it was noisy, and the crowd rushed towards Xu Ang, and those people ran over and beat them.

"Did you step on the old lady's shoes with your little hooves?" A girl with a full face pulled at the cool clothes of the gorgeous and sneering girl behind her

"It has to be you!"

Xiaogu Liang saw that others were angry with her, and she was not weak at all, her left hand crossed her waist, and her right hand pointed at her with a fan and began to scold!

"You ugly bastard, what's wrong with your aunt stepping on your shoes? You look so ugly, and you still chase other people's little prince diving?? “

"Oops! You little shameless 。。。。。。 The big girl with a meaty face suddenly choked and didn't know how to scold back. This was embarrassing, I saw her hair flick, and the little girl was hugged by the waist, and the two pinched on the ground.

Let's look at the girl who rushed to the front, wearing heavy makeup, a big mouth full of lipstick and a smile rushed to the front, with a cloak and a big mouth as if to choose someone to eat, shaking her hair and running over, suddenly her hair covered her eyes, and she tripped and fell to the ground in a moment, and was overtaken by others in an instant.

"Oops! Where did the slave's hairpin go? He said politely, but his hand was not ambiguous, and he grabbed a person next to him casually and beat him on the ground

While beating it back, he asked, "Say!" Isn't it you! Did you get rid of the slave's hairpin? ”

The one who was beaten was already out of breath, and he was beaten up, and he couldn't speak anymore, and a few people next to him saw it and hurriedly went up to pull the two apart.

Xu Ang saw a chill, and at this time, Cai Apple ran over and said, "

"Young Master! Let's run. ”

"Yes! It's about running! The rivers and lakes are sinister! This place should not be stayed for long. Xu Ang didn't say a word, he ran with the apples in his hand, and said as he ran.

The two ran all the way and finally avoided the flow of people chasing the little prince of diving, and the two walked home with palpitations, but they were frightened.

"Suffered!" Cai Ping said

"What's wrong? What's going on? Xu Ang asked

"I forgot to go grocery shopping today, Uncle Niu's cart is still there." Pickapple replied

Xu Ang thought to himself, yes, it's not good to borrow someone else's car and leave it there and don't want it. So he said:

"I can't go, why don't you go, buy some food and pull the cart back by the way, and see if there is anyone on the table to help pull it back, just give some silver."

Cai Ping nodded yes, and then went to the city, and Xu Ang went back listlessly. Tired and half dead, there is no result at all.

When the apples came back, more than an hour had passed, and the little girl parked the cart in the yard, put the vegetables back in the kitchen, and said to Xu Ang!

"Young master, you can't get the platform back, a lot of people are playing there, and if you force it back, you will be beaten."

Xu Ang didn't care, nodded, and was still thinking about why he couldn't go back even if he had raised the platform? The more I thought about it, the more depressed I became.

Cai Ping looked at him, frowned, seemed to be a little unhappy, and said, "Young Master! Then I'm going to cook. ”

Xu Ang snorted.

Cai Ping walked to the kitchen, walked to the door, and said, "Then, young master, shall we go back tomorrow?" ”

Xu Ang shuddered when he heard this, a big mouth full of lipstick in his mind ran towards him, his heart was terrified, and in the end, the desire to go home overcame fear, he clenched his right hand into a fist and hammered it on the table, as if to show that he was not afraid of this big mouth full of lipstick, and said viciously

"Go!"

After speaking, I felt empty in my heart, and I thought, I don't know if there is an anti-wolf spray in this world, the kind that prevents female perverts.

The next day, Xu Ang and Cai Ping came to the city gate early in the morning, and they were shocked when they didn't know it. The whole city gate is lit up, the banners are fluttering, and the crowd comes and goes, so it is not lively. A scene that only exists during the New Year.

I saw two big logs, erected on the opposite side of the moat, on which a red banner was pulled on the first "Northern Good Boy Cup" figure diving competition, and below was a line of small characters "Fugui Restaurant Special Title", the banner was very large, fluttering in the wind, so not majestic.

"Oops! Shopkeeper Li, you're here too! A middle-aged man dressed in a gorgeous dress with a long beard and a shopkeeper wearing a melon skin hat greeted each other

"Humph! Shopkeeper Zhang, "Shopkeeper Li" looked unconvinced, "If it weren't for Zhang Yuanwai, would you be able to get the naming rights of this event?" I'd like to see what you can do with this contest! “

Zhang Yuanwai next to him said with a smile on his face

"Shopkeeper Li, what is this for? You can't hurt the harmony, this competition is relatively sudden! Yesterday I discussed with Liu County, it is better to choose a day than to hit the day to do it today, if the shopkeeper Li is interesting, I will invite all families to compete together in the next competition, and the one with the highest price will win. ”

There is a way that shopping malls are like battlefields, peers are enemies, this shopkeeper and shopkeeper Li both run restaurants in the city, and the business is usually similar, this rich restaurant exclusively named this event, and its reputation has been beaten, and it will not be said that his Changle restaurant business will be compared in the future.

Seeing Zhang Yuanwai say this, he also smiled and coped with it.

In front of the city, there were already a sea of people, everyone came to see the excitement, the crowd selling melon seeds, renting small benches was endless, and many people saw business opportunities and came here to sell all kinds of goods.

"Sell melon seeds! The melon seeds that were fried yesterday are full and not big, and they don't cost money! A vendor selling melon seeds shouted

When an uncle with a beard on his face heard this, he stopped him and asked

"You don't have a big melon and don't want money?"

The peddler hurriedly replied, "Uncle, yes, it was just fried yesterday, and it doesn't cost money, and it doesn't cost money!"

When the uncle heard this, he said, "That's good! You give me a pound that is not big. If you give me the big one, will you recognize the big fist of the casserole? ”

The people around him suddenly burst into laughter

In another corner, a young man with an obscene appearance patted a man who seemed to be a scholar on the shoulder twice, but there was no response. So he slapped it twice, and the young man looked impatient and turned around and was ready to scold.

I saw that the thin monkey-like young man took out a thin booklet from his arms, turned a page at random, and the reader's eyes lit up, only to see the two villains in the book entangled and fighting, and the clothes were half worn, which was clearly a spring palace map, and he was happy in his heart. I saw the thin monkey-like young man say

"Brother, this is the latest issue of the "Lan Gui Lou" in the capital, the average person can't see it at a glance, you can buy a copy for one or two silver, how about I give you a 20% discount? "It's like a street vendor selling yellow saucers

The reader looked around and no one noticed the two of them, so he pulled the thin monkey-like young man, walked to the corner next to him, and whispered

"Brother, wait! Borrow a voice. ”

In short, in a peaceful atmosphere, a person who looked like a master walked up to the platform erected on the bridge, and the master stepped forward to signal everyone to be quiet, cleared his throat, and said

"Go to the rich restaurant, rich and rich like water!"

"Welcome to the "1st "Northern Good Boy Cup" Figure Diving Competition, which is exclusively titled by Nirvana Restaurant! First of all, we invite Liu County Commander to give an opening speech! Warm welcome everyone! ”

In the sparse applause, Liu Xianling, who had a long beard, stepped onto the podium and spoke.

"Folks! Dear fathers, Hello everyone! On this sunny and warm spring day, we meet together! After yesterday's emergency meeting of the county leadership team, in order to carry forward the fighting spirit and fighting spirit of my Dazhou people, the first "Northern Good Boy Cup" synchronized diving competition was specially held. It is under the wise leadership of the emperor that we bask in the sunshine of the saint and thrive and grow into the pillars of the Great Zhou。。。。。。 “

When everyone was about to fall asleep, Liu County's order was finally finished

"I hope that the contestants will uphold the spirit of friendship first and competition second, and work hard, and I also hope that the villagers who did not pass yesterday's qualifiers can continue to work hard, strengthen their physique, and serve the big week! I announce that Nirvana is exclusively sponsored, and Nirvana Restaurant is as rich as water! The first "Northern Good Boy Cup" synchronized diving competition starts now! “

After speaking, Liu Xianling touched his beard and walked downstairs satisfied. The master walked up and said

"On the Fugui Restaurant, wealth is like water! Liu County's speech is very profound! I hope everyone can understand the significance of this competition, strengthen their physique, and contribute to the construction of Dazhou! “

"First of all! I would like to introduce to you the twelve contestants who passed the qualifiers yesterday, they are:

"Turning over the river leopard - Wang Mazi! Rolling Snake - Zhao Sledgehammer! Red-haired cat - Fan Tiezhu! Splashy dog - Li Erwa! Big Black Worm - Lu Fuva! White-headed ——......"