I have to admit that Mr. Storyteller is much more professional than Sun Dan in telling the story, this story comes from his mouth, from beginning to end, with appropriate facial expressions and intonation, and the ups and downs of the storyteller.

The audience under the seat was also fascinated by the listening, and the room was suddenly so quiet that the needle could be heard, only the old man's unhurried voice spoke.

Gao Laozhuang's paragraph is the most essential part of Journey to the West, especially the description of Zhu Bajie, which is even more intriguing. When the people heard the old man say, "Old Man Gao said: 'When I first came, I was a black and fat man, and then I became a fool with a long mouth and big ears, and there was a mane on the back of my head, and my body was rough and afraid of people, and my head and face were like those of a pig. The sausage is very large, and you have to eat three or five buckets of rice at a meal, and you have to eat a hundred and ten baked cakes in the morning. If you eat meat and wine, you will be old and clumsy, and you will eat all of them, not half a year, and you will eat it out! Everyone burst into laughter, and someone said, "This nerd is really fucking edible, it's like a pig."

"It's just a pig." Someone answered, and then there was another burst of laughter.

Jiang Ruoying is naturally very familiar with this story, but this time she heard the storyteller tell it in the teahouse, but it has a different taste. She covered her mouth and smiled: "Sun Dan, your story is really good, it has been spread to Jinan." ”

Sun Dan smiled slightly, and was about to be polite, but he heard a sudden roar from the audience: "Come on something tasteful, add ingredients, add materials." ”

The storyteller heard the strong cries of the audience, and then he told another story.

And besides, though the fool's face became like that of a pig, the work in the field was very good. Not only did he serve the one-third of an acre of land at home properly, but he also cultivated the field on the bed. The so-called: there is no ploughed land, only tired cattle. But the nerd, this cow can withstand the torture and the annoyance......"

"Ahh Sun Dan, Sun Hao and Sun Gui were all excited, and they secretly screamed in their hearts.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Ruoying was puzzled, seeing that none of the three of them answered, she was angry, and shouted: "This story is not right, it is not written in the book." ”

Her voice rang out vividly, causing everyone to look back. Even the storyteller was stunned, and some of them couldn't go on.

At the same time, the audience shouted: "Don't make trouble, listen to the book, it's wonderful!" ”

"Mr. Huang, the storyteller, don't pay attention to this unconscious offspring, you continue to talk."

……

Jiang Ruoying looked resentful: "I really didn't write this section in the book." ”

Sun Gui: "Sister Ruoying, let's go out, don't listen." ”

"Why don't you listen, I just want to listen to what he says?" Jiang Ruoying's eyes widened and made an angry expression.

……

Mr. Storyteller continued: "Although the idiot's head and face are hateful, but when the night comes, the lamp blows, it is not much different from an ordinary strong man, Miss Gao is happy every night, both shocked and afraid, both worried and happy, and thousands of feelings come to her heart......"

"This, this, this...... What a mess this is! Jiang Ruoying woke up and screamed angrily.

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, it's exciting!" At the same time, the audience let out a cry of discontent.

Mr. Storyteller was also a little dissatisfied with Jiang Ruoying's constant interruption of his narration, his dull eyes flashed, he held back his anger, and continued: "This night, that nerd touched the head of Miss Gao's bed, grabbed a pair of hands towards Miss Gao's chest, and said with a smile: 'Kiss the flesh of your heart, your brother is here!'" Look at me and let you float in the clouds and be a living immortal.'" ”

"Silk!" The room filled the room with a cold breath and ears pricked up to listen.

"Shut up, stop talk!" Jiang Ruoying was ashamed again, slapped the table and stood up, and screamed angrily: "The story of my brother Sun Dan was so ruined by you, it is too dirty, too obscene!" Adultery and thieves should be arrested and taken to the government. ”

The old storyteller scolded her like this, his face changed greatly, and he couldn't go on. He stood up suddenly, saluted with his lute in his arms, and turned to leave.

"It's so damnning, blast this kid out!" Jiang Ruoying kept making trouble, causing everyone's dissatisfaction.

"yes, bang this kid out."

There are good people who roll up their sleeves and try to come over to find Jiang Ruoying's theory.

Jiang Ruoying was originally a little girl, when had she seen such a scene, she suddenly screamed in fright, stood up, lifted her hand, and overturned a table. The cups on the table were poured forward with hot soup, and the people in front of them screamed.

The audience who was still coaxing just now didn't think what to do with these four children, but after eating this shower, several people who were hit rushed at the same time, shouting: "Beat them to death!" ”

Jiang Ruoying missed for a while just now, but she didn't expect to cause such a bad result. looked at the steady stream of people, and was stunned.

Sun Gui trembled, and Sun Hao turned his head to Sun Dan and shouted: "Brother Dan, how is it okay now?" ”

"What else, fight and retreat." Sun Dan knew that this matter must not be good, so he immediately made a decision, lifted the chair and threw it towards the crowd in front of him, grabbed Jiang Ruoying's hand again, and rushed towards the door.

Sun Hao shouted: "Okay, let's fight, I like it!" He slammed his shoulders forward and hit one of them in the chest.

The man screamed in pain, only to feel a fierce force attacking, and his body rushed backwards uncontrollably, knocking over the two of them in one go.

This caused a chain reaction, and the teahouse was in chaos, with figures falling to the ground everywhere, interspersed with screams and the sound of broken cups and tables and chairs falling to the ground.

Sun Dan, who was running at the front, was also a little surprised when he saw this scene, he didn't expect Sun Hao's strength to be like this.

As for Sun Gui, he seemed to be frightened by this chaotic scene, and the whole person stood there like a goose, not moving.

Although Sun Dan was very disgusted with this kid, it was just a quarrel between his own brothers, and it was not a contradiction between himself and the enemy. If you let him go, he will be caught by the group of idlers in the teahouse, and he is afraid that he will be beaten to death here.

Sun Dan shouted: "Sun Gui, you are stupid, run away if you don't want to die!" ”

"Ah, I'll run!" Sun Gui was trembling at this time, shooting out of the door like a rabbit, and actually ran ahead of everyone.

Sun Dan didn't dare to delay, dragging Jiang Ruoying and rushing forward desperately.

And Sun Hao's kid carried a chair and broke it in the back, and fought very bravely.

"Catch them!"

"Kill these four little brutes!"

More than 20 idlers chased after him with sticks, causing a great commotion in the streets.

As this chaos spread, more and more people chased after Sun Dan and them, and in the end there were as many as 50 people.

Run, run as hard as you can.

Sun Dan only felt that his heart was about to jump out of his chest, and his mouth was full of bitter gall. This body is really rubbish, and I knew that I would strengthen my workouts on weekdays.

Although Jiang Ruoying was dragging Jiang Ruoying to run, after all, he was a fourteen or fifteen-year-old young man, and his nutrition was good on weekdays, so after running, the little girl actually ran to the front. It became Jiang Ruoying dragging Sun Dan in front, which made him feel ashamed.

Behind him was the sound of rumbling footsteps, hitting like a tide, and people felt numb when they heard it.

In the blink of an eye, Sun Dan and the others ran to Daming Lake. In front of him was an open surface of water, and there was no way out, but behind him was a black and oppressive figure.

It just so happened that there was a painting boat moored on the shore, and there was a sound of silk and bamboo inside.

Sun Gui stretched his neck and shouted at the painting boat: "Quickly put the wrench, save us up, and give you silver." ”

There happened to be a man in his early thirties standing at the bow of the boat, it was dark, and he couldn't see clearly, so I saw him swing his head: "We have already wrapped this boat, and we won't let anyone come up." "The voice is pleasant and tactful, with an indescribable softness.

"Help, let us up!" Sun Gui was so anxious that he jumped to his feet: "You can have as much money as you want." ”

The man smiled lightly and said loudly, "We are not short of money. ”

At this time, a long laugh suddenly came from inside the boat, and then a thick Sichuan accent: "What's wrong?" This sound was quite majestic, and it came from afar, and it actually suppressed the noise on the shore.

Sun Dan relieved his breath at this time, his heart was anxious, he breathed a sigh of relief, and shouted in a Sichuan accent: "What can happen, we provoke people who are not easy to mess with, and if we don't let us on the boat, we will be beaten into turtles by them." When he used to go to university, there were two Sichuan classmates in the dormitory who talked in dialect all day long, and after four years of college, Sun Dan also learned to speak Chengdu fluently.

The man in the boat seemed to be in a row: "Sichuan fellow, where is it?" ”

Sun Dan: "Chengdu Shibantan." ”

"It turned out to be a fellow countryman, I'm from Xindu." The man on the boat laughed: "Kiss the hometown people or not, you will really be leprosy and eat cowpeas--hanging!" ”

"Yes, we're cats now—we can't get rid of our claws." Sun Dan also replied loudly.

"Haha, put the springboard and let them come up."

"Yes, I'll pick them up." The man answered, and hurriedly ordered someone to set up the gangplank.

When Sun Dan and the four of them jumped onto the painting boat, the pursuers just rushed to the shore. Seeing that the painting boat had set sail, everyone jumped on the shore and scolded, throwing over the belongings at hand. It's a pity that the boat has gone far and only a few waves are splashed.

Sun Dan and the four of them had no strength to scold back, and they all lay on the deck panting.

It took a long time for them to burst out laughing.

Sun Hao shouted: "Straight lady thief, it's really interesting, this fight is good!" ”