Xu Ang saw that he was found pretending to be dead, but he didn't care, he lay there and waited for Leshui to go crazy, he was going to play tricks, since he succeeded, then Leshui beat him crazy, and this wave is not a loss.

Leshui is also concerned about chaos, plus the medical level of this world is not developed, a small injury, as long as it is infected, it is also likely to cause a person to lose his life, just like Luo Siye, the arm was shot with an arrow, in modern society, take it out with a surgery, disinfect it in the hospital for a few days, and leave a scar, but here it is the arm is gone, and half of his life is recovered. If you are burned, you can only cry and beg the so-called "miracle doctor" for help.

Seeing that Xu Ang was fine, Le Shui also knew that he was playing with himself, this day was really tired enough, Le Shui was up and down several times, crying and laughing for Xu Ang, he was relieved to see that it was okay, and he was not angry with him at the moment, but he felt that he was wronged, and he didn't speak, put Xu Ang's hand down, wiped his tears, lay on the side of the bed and began to sob.

The more Leshui thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, crying so much that he really couldn't stop. Xu Ang looked at it on the side, he was not afraid of Leshui fighting and killing him, as soon as the girl cried, the gods couldn't resist it, of course, the power of a good-looking girl crying naturally increased.

Xu Ang is not a fairy, nor is he a half-immortal, so he doesn't know what to do now, and the comfort of Leshui on the side is useless, and he cries even more.

"Ahem! Miss Leshui, don't cry, I'll give you fifty taels of silver. ”

"Whoa! Who scarces your money? Leshui felt aggrieved

"Shall I sing you a song?" Xu Ang saw that the money offensive was ineffective, so he changed his approach

Leshui didn't squeak again

"Little Lele, Shuishui?" Xu Ang screamed even more sensually.

Le Shui was a little happy and a little chilly when he heard this, "Why is this person not ashamed or impatient?" ”

"I'll tell you a joke!" Xu Ang had no choice but to take out his trump card.

"Good! You said. Leshui was so crying by his few little music that he simply agreed.

Xu Ang was also overjoyed suddenly, don't cry, it's easy to say anything! Everyone comes out to mix, and at every turn, they use a big killing weapon like crying nose as a conventional weapon, which is too trivial!

"Then I'll tell you a story about the white rabbit fishing!" Xu Ang said

"Huh? White Rabbit Fishing? You say, "Leshui is a little curious."

"Once upon a time! On the first day of fishing, the white rabbit went fishing in the river, but he didn't catch anything, and he went home.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing in the river again, but still didn't catch anything, and went home. On the third day, as soon as the little white rabbit arrived at the river, a big fish jumped out of the river and yelled at the little white rabbit

Xu Ang paused and continued

I saw the fish shout, "If you dare to use turnips as bait again, I will crush you to death!" ”

After Xu Ang finished speaking, Le Shui cracked his mouth and seemed to laugh. Xu Ang saw that something was wrong with this Nima, and he hadn't seen this chick laugh so high before! Am I going to have to come up with a trump card?

"Then why don't I tell you a separate joke?" Xu Ang said tentatively

Le Shui sighed and said, "Xu Ang! Do you always joke with other young ladies like this? ”

When Xu Ang heard this, he smiled bitterly,

"I don't have any friends, I will tell jokes with other young ladies there, but I am the only one in this world who tells jokes with you?"

"Really? You're only telling jokes with me alone? Le Shui said happily, with a faint look in his eyes, and then said, "Then you are not allowed to tell this joke to others." I can't tell other ladies. ”

Xu Ang laughed, and said in his heart, if you don't say it, don't say it, I still haven't told the story of the little white rabbit buying carrot cakes. casually agreed, "Okay!" Then I won't tell anyone else this story! ”

Leshui happily responded.

Xu Ang continued: "Then let me tell you a story about the capture of the capital and the capture of the fast in Shandong?" ”

"The story of catching fast? Good! Tell me about it."

"Once, a few Shandong catchers met a few catchers from the capital, and they bragged together, and no one was convinced. The quarrel was intense, and an old man passed by, and when he saw them arguing, he said, 'It's useless to talk about it, or see the truth under your hands, there is a tiger on this mountain, and it often hurts people, and which of you catches it first, isn't it the most powerful?' When the many catchers saw each other, the old man had a point, so they agreed to catch the tiger. Xu Ang said

"Wow! Catch the tiger! I don't know who is more powerful! Leshui sighed

"Shandong's fishing is divided into several groups, divided into a division of labor, divided into an encirclement, and a few people are responsible for making noise, driving away tigers, if the tiger appears, there are also people who are responsible for putting signals and informing everyone to fight tigers together."

"Well, this Shandong catcher will cooperate!" Leshui listened and said

"But the capture of the capital is laughing, not careless, but not looking for tigers, but together they began to fight horses"

"Ahh Isn't that Shandong's capture about to win? Le Shui said suspiciously, looking at Xu Ang's playful eyes, the story told by this bad guy is definitely not so simple, if he talks too much, he has fallen into his trap, so he simply won't say it.

I saw Xu Ang continue

"How easy is it to find a tiger? Shandong's catch fast looked for a day, but didn't find it, and when I came back, I saw that the capture fast in the capital was still there to hang horses, so I said, 'We didn't find it either, this game is a draw'. How do you know that the capture of the capital is disdainful, and said, "You can't find the tiger if you don't use it, who will draw with you?" 'We can find it!' ”

"Oh! The capital's catchers already knew that the tiger was not here, or the tiger had already been caught and killed by the capital's catchers, so they had Chen Zhu's horse-beating in their hearts. Leshui suddenly realized and said

Xu Ang didn't answer either, and continued

After a while, there was a crackling sound of horns and beatings at the edge of the forest, and after a while the two laughed and came out with a rabbit. The rabbit had been beaten to the shape of a rabbit, and the rabbit said weakly, 'Stop fighting! I'm the tiger! ’”

Leshui laughed when he heard it! This capital's catch is fast, haha! I don't understand that Xu Ang deliberately hurt people.

"You bad guy! There are people like you who deliberately damage the capital's fast catchers! Leshui scolded with a smile

"Isn't that a story?" Xu Ang said

Leshui continued to laugh for a while and said, "You can't tell this joke to other ladies. ”

Xu Ang replied vaguely.

At this time, it was already past time, and after listening to the story, Leshui was a little tired, stretched his waist, and said, "Since you are fine, then I will go back." I'll come back to you and tell you the story of the map. ”

Xu Ang saw that at this time, he couldn't see the road clearly, and Leshui didn't have a place to stay alone, so he said, "You can sleep here tonight!" He got up from the bed and said, "I'll just sleep in a chair!" ”

"No, no, no! You're still hurt! Leshui said

Xu Ang grinned and untied the white silk on his head, which was tied with a bow, but it was easy to solve, the wound inside was originally a small opening, and it had already scabbed, so naturally it was nothing, Leshui took a closer look and was relieved.

Xu Ang handed the sword to Leshui, took a small blanket, sat on the chair and squinted, this summer, there is no need for a quilt, and said

"You sleep on the bed, and if there is a thief who does not have long eyes, you will swing your sword and cut him!"

Le Shui was happy in his heart, but there was only you Xu Ang, a short-eyed thief in this room, so he lay on the bed with his sword on his pillow and rested.

The whole room fell silent after a while

"Xu Ang! I didn't have any friends since I was a child, but you are a very interesting person, you can write poems, you can tell stories, and you can tell jokes, I ...... I'm just happy to talk to you. ”

"I'm also very happy to talk to you, don't be surprised by the fighting."

"Hmmm! I smashed the wound on your head. ”

"Know! That's why I pretended to lie to you. ”

"Xu Ang, don't you get angry with me, okay?"

"Don't be angry, let's rest early."

"Hmmm! You too. "There is also the smell of Xu Ang's body on this collapse, Le Shui thought

"Your maid I lit incense in her room, it won't hurt her, but it will just sleep well, and it's good for the body!" Leshui was ready to cut Xu Ang, so he was naturally ready first

"Ahh

……

Xu Ang played for a day, drank wine, and quickly fell asleep, Leshui was angry, crying and laughing today, but he was also tired, and he fell asleep after a while.

By the time Xu Ang woke up, the sun had already come out for a while. Leshui has already left, Qi Niang hasn't woken up yet, Xu Ang went over and knocked on the door, this girl fell in love with Leshui, but don't do anything. After knocking on the door for a while, Qi Niang woke up and saw that there was nothing unusual, but she slept well for 10,000 yuan, Qi Niang looked very good, Xu Ang put her mind at ease.

Qi Niang was embarrassed to see Xu Ang when she got up, she was waiting for him yesterday, who knew that she was too tired, she fell asleep after leaning on the bed for a while, and she didn't get up so late, but she was in good spirits after a good night's sleep, so she got up and cooked.

Xu Ang ate breakfast, returned to the room, opened the bed mat and saw that the silver ticket was still there, took out a few and carried it with him, and divided the others into three parts, and hid them separately, and the smaller one was hidden more secretly, but it was not difficult to find. The other two large ones took a lot of effort to hide. It's a big windfall, you have to collect it, don't you? took out another one and gave it to Qi Niang, this person is rich, and it is inevitable that he will float up!

"Big fish and big meat every day from now on!" Xu Ang said, "You can change it into silver another day, and make some clothes for the two of us." ”

Qi Niang was strange in her heart, this Xu Ang's silver was sent by his father from time to time, and she was startled when she suddenly took out a hundred taels of silver, and she was puzzled

"Don't worry! It's not stealing, it's legal income! It's just that no taxes are paid. Xu Ang saw Qi Niang's puzzled face and said happily