Volume 6 There are flowers that can be folded forty, and the body is a sumo wrestler
Zhou Xuan said to Yang Zongbao: "Brother Yang, invite the eighth aunt here." ”
Yang Zongbao leaned out of the guardrail with half of his body and beckoned: "Eighth aunt, eighth aunt, go up to the third floor——"
Yang Zicun heard the shout, looked up, and saw Yang Zongbao and Zhou Xuan on the third floor, shook his head, and said that he couldn't come up.
Yang Zongbao sat back in the chair and said, "Let her go, she is an elder, I can't care about it." ”
Zhou Xuan remembered that Lin Heishan wanted to call Lin Hanyun a little aunt, smiled, and said: "The eighth aunt is so good that she kicks people far away. ”
Yang Zongbao said: "The eighth aunt is especially fond of sumo, and often fights with me when she is young, and when she grows up in the past two years, she plays with the girls in the house, and her nose and face are swollen. ”
Zhou Xuan listened interestingly, and when he looked at it again, more and more spectators gathered around the ring, and he couldn't find where Yang Zi existed!
Suddenly, the ten-sided drums sounded together, and the drums of "dong dong" overshadowed the noise of the spectators, and the Yanagihara sumo hall was suddenly silent, and only the dense drums echoed in the hall-
At the same time, four strings of red lanterns slowly rose from the lower ends of the wooden pillars at the four corners of the ring, and the candles inside were all made of whale oil, smokeless and odorless, and they were flammable for two hours.
At this time, it was about the end of the night, the sky just got dark, I saw the ring crowded on three sides, nearly 600 seats on the upper and lower floors were also full, almost 1,000 spectators, this is Zhao Guangyi's first major sumo match after returning to the sky, tonight a total of five games, the first two are women's sumo wrestling, it is considered a hot field, attracting popularity, and the last three are the highlights.
Yanagihara, the owner of the sumo club with a big waist and a round waist, ascended to the ring from the wooden ladder on the north side, first arched his hands in all directions, and read: "Yiguzha fights with wits and fights, and Xi Laolang catches legs and climbs his waist; Sai Yao's year is smooth, and everyone is allowed to gamble on the competition - please Zhu deployed. ”
Deployment is refereeing. Sumo wrestling tournaments are usually refereed by low-level military attachés or elderly boxers in Kyochu. This Zhu Dian was a military attache in the army in his early years. When he returned to his hometown in old age, he was invited by Yanagihara to be a referee. Familiarize yourself with the technique. Good reputation.
Bai Jiaojian Zhu was able to come to the stage. Read the article first. That is, sumo rules. The article is engraved on a bamboo stick. It looks like an arrow. When waiting for the referee, the two sumo wrestlers are separated by this bamboo batch.
The drum beat suddenly, and then fell silent. Zhu Deployment said loudly: "Please invite the first venue tonight - Fourth Sister Hei." ”
The entire Yanagihara sumo hall was a "boom". The spectators cheered and the waves shook the walls. Zhou Xuan was also excited. Women's sumo. It's the first time I've seen it. Pull the sheep over and lean on the railing to watch. From the window on the third floor, it is about five feet away from the ring. The lantern is well lit. Although Zhou Xuan is short-sighted. But from a distance of five zhang, you can still see the ground clearly.
I saw a woman wearing a red cloak and carrying into the ring. It is about 1.75 meters tall. Comb and simply grab the bun. Come to the stage. Suddenly pulled the cloak and tie. "Huo" sounded. The big red cloak spun like a big umbrella. And then fluttering. It's like a red cloud floating towards the audience—
The crowd of spectators crowded over to snatch the red cloak. But more of a spectator is standing still. Staring wide-eyed, he saw the fourth sister of the female sumo wrestling master who took off her cloak. Out of the burst of shouting and screaming.
The fourth black sister who threw away the cloak wore a red bandeau on her upper body, and the bandeau was very narrow, only four fingers wide, and she couldn't hold her two huge eyes at all-
As for the lower body, he doesn't wear a skirt, but only a sturdy red crotch. The thick legs are bare, and there is black hair, if it is not for the two fat breasts as evidence, just looking at these legs, it is really difficult to distinguish between men and women.
The back, lower abdomen, thighs, heels, and buttocks are all exposed, this Northern Song Dynasty female sumo wrestling is really avant-garde enough, but this tall and fat black fourth sister is too ugly, black, and shiny black. Like black satin.
Zhou Xuanxiao asked Yang Zongbao: "Brother Yang." Is it a violation to tear off the opponent's bra during sumo? ”
Yang Zongbao said with a smile: "These female sumo wrestlers are more intense and hard-working than men when they are commonly known as women's wrestlers, and it is common to tear off their bandeau chests. Those people in the audience are so close, don't they just want to see that! ”
Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "My eyes are not very good, far away, I can't see clearly, and I'll go to the stage later." ”
The four idiots on one side glanced at him.
Yang Zongbao said: "I'll accompany you to watch the first game first, and then I'm going to go to the bottom to practice a few times, and I'll wear a mask on the field, after all, I'm a senior military attache in the imperial court, and it's always bad to show my face, and my grandmother knows that she will punish me." ”
Zhou Xuan asked, "Won't your eighth aunt recognize you?" ”
Yang Zongbao said with a smile: "I am in an alliance with the eighth aunt, and she will help me cover it up when I return home." ”
At this time, Zhu Dian on the stage said loudly: "The first lottery is fifty taels, are there any guest officials who are generous and willing to add the bonus?" ”
Zhou Xuan said to the four idiots: "Old four, fifty taels of color is too little, let's help five taels of gold." ”
The four idiots nodded and said: A small ingot of gold was found in the leather bag, and his hand didn't move much, and the small gold ingot had already flown straight to the ring, shallowly inlaid on the floor of the ring.
Zhu Dian hurriedly picked it up, checked it, and said loudly: "There are distinguished guests who help fifty taels of silver-" He saw that the four idiots threw Jin Zai and didn't say anything, so he knew that the other party didn't want to make a noise.
Seeing that someone took the lead in throwing gold loads, the spectators threw silver and copper coins on the stage like raindrops—
Zhu deployed to dodge left and right, shouting: "Don't throw copper coins-"
The fourth black sister who is full of meat does not avoid it, and allows her to be thrown with silver and copper coins upstairs and downstairs, who dares to be afraid of being smashed by money.
There was a rain of money, and two men came to pack up the money, except for their own fifty taels of colored silver, a total of ninety taels of silver and one thousand seven hundred and twenty-three copper coins.
Zhu Dian asked the guy to take out the copper coin, leaving only one hundred and forty taels of silver, and said loudly: "One hundred and forty taels of silver with colored gold and pattern, which is equivalent to the annual salary of the eight-grade official, haha, which female middle school hero is willing to go on stage to fight with the fourth sister of Hei?" If no one responds, Yanagihara Sumo will arrange for Sanniang to fight the fourth sister of the black——"
I heard the audience say loudly: "I want to take this lottery!" ”
A fat woman pushed with both hands, pushed the few spectators in front of her to stagger, squeezed under the stage, jumped up, grabbed the ring guardrail, did a somersault, and got into the eight-foot-high ring, although the body was fat, it was quite agile.
Zhu Dian asked: "May I ask my surname?" ”
The fat girl said in a rough voice: "Call me Zhang Wuniang." ”
Zhu said: "Zhang Wuniang, you have to think about it." Sumo wrestling is not child's play, if there are casualties, you will bear the consequences, can you bring a guarantor? ”
Zhang Wuniang pointed to the audience: "Oh, that's my husband, and he is my guarantor." ”
Zhu asked Zhang Wuniang and her husband to go downstairs for a physical examination and sign the certificate of life and death.
Zhou Xuan knew the state of life and death. But I don't understand what a physical examination is, so I asked Yang Zongbao, and Yang Zongbao smiled: "In the past, there were men who pretended to be women who came to sumo wrestling with fake breasts on their chests, so now women's sumo wrestlers always have to ask Wen Po to have a physical examination." ”
"And that sort of thing!" Zhou Xuan was dumbfounded.
The four idiots also laughed.
After a while, Zhang Wuniang reappeared, changed into crotch shorts, and tied a black bandeau on her upper body, following her provocative steps. The fat of that body shook vigorously.
Zhang Wuniang is the same size as the fourth black sister, but she is fatter and has white skin. On stage, one black and one white, but also contrasting with each other. The appearance and figure of these two simple hands really made Zhou Xuan not interested in watching, and asked Yang Zongbao: "This female load who plays sumo wrestling is like this?" ”
Yang Zongbao said: "There are also Peugeot, and the next hustle and bustle Sanniang is quite beautiful." ”
The four idiots were dissatisfied: "Sumo wrestling is a technical attack, what kind of posture, you think it's dancing!" ”
Zhou Xuan and Yang Zongbao looked at each other and smiled, stopped talking, and watched the two girls sumo wrestling on the stage.
There is a place to bet on the outcome of any game. Yanagihara sumo hall naturally will not let go of this opportunity to make money, twenty guys are holding the plate everywhere to make people bet, there are many people who bet, but Zhou Xuan is not interested, in the end, the odds of the fourth sister of Hei are far ahead, it seems that no one bets on Zhang Wuniang.
The fourth sister of the black didn't take Zhang Wuniang in her eyes at all, and when Zhu deployed the bamboo batch, she immediately pounced. grabbed the waist of Zhang Wuniang's pants with one hand, and pulled it horizontally, Zhang Wuniang's center of gravity could not be stabilized, and she pounced forward, and the fourth sister of Hei used her right shoulder blade to resist Zhang Wuniang's chest.
Round 1. The fourth sister of the black wins. There are three rounds in the ring.
In the second round, Zhang Wuniang stabilized the next game. Don't let the fourth sister Hei have a chance, and she has been fighting for a long time-
Yang Zongbao is an expert and said: "This Zhang Wuniang has a good embryo load, and her arms are strong, but unfortunately she has little experience in battle, and she is almost going to lose again." ”
As soon as the words fell, Zhang Wuniang made a careless move, and was suppressed by the fourth sister Hei and couldn't turn over, and Zhu Dian sentenced Zhang Wuniang to lose.
The first game ended like this, the fourth black sister showed off her martial arts, turned around on the stage, and bowed her hand to the visitors, looking like a man.
Yang Zongbao said: "Brother Zhou, I'll go first, and I'll come to you after the game." ”
Zhou Xuan said: "Brother Yang, be careful. ”
Yang Zongbao said with a smile: "It's okay, my brother, the first martial artist is not in vain, by the way, Brother Zhou, the fifth King Kong to appear is the little brother I." With that, he bowed his hands and went out.
King Kong, Yang Zongbao's pseudonym is King Kong!
The spectators downstairs suddenly "whoosh", only to see a long-legged and thin-waisted female carrier on the stage, the cloak is not draped, directly is a black bandeau and black crotch, the skin is as white as rotten silver, the waist is very thin, the buttocks are very upturned, but the face is wearing a butterfly mask, wearing it very strongly, not easy to be torn off, the eyes are black holes, the steps to the ring can be called a cat step, barefoot, light and elegant, which is like a sumo ring, just like the T-shaped catwalk in later generations.
Zhou Xuan, the four idiots, and Yang Xiaofeng were all attracted by the half-naked female load on this stage, and it was really strange to see such a good figure woman on the sumo ring!
I didn't hear Zhu Dian sign up, but I heard the spectators shouting feverishly: "Huan Sanniang - Huan Sanniang -"
It turned out that this female wrestler was known as the first female sumo wrestler in the Northern Song Dynasty.
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