Chapter 57: Master Wu (1)
Wu Hongwei was originally a nerd, he still understands the principle of doing nothing, he has nothing to write poems and lyrics and is happy, and he is too lazy to do other things, otherwise he would not even hand over such an important matter as disaster relief to the master, listening to Xu Ang's flickering, I also feel that it makes sense.
"What do you think?" Wu Hongwei asked
Xu Ang smiled and said
"That's easy, too! First, the banner on the porridge shed determines the number of banners according to the amount of food donated. Second, in order to show the emperor's benevolence, all banners were added with the words 'Fengda Zhou Tianzi's holy message', so that we, the victims of Xishui County, knew that this was the emperor's meaning! For example, 'Fengda Zhou Tianzi's Holy Message: Xishui County Bureau's Disaster Relief Porridge', 'Fengda Zhou Tianzi's Holy Message: Shanyuan County Bureau's Disaster Relief Porridge', 'Fengda Zhou Tianzi's Holy Message: King Qi's Disaster Relief Porridge', so that everyone has a good reputation, and we are not at fault, isn't it the best of both worlds? ”
Wu Hongwei laughed, and immediately felt that this method was too good! And maybe this time they will really get a little benefit because of this relief for the victims!
"Good! That's a great way to do this! And I don't think it should be just that! Wu Hongwei said with a smile
"We should play the court! All places that provide relief to the victims should do the same! The emperor has done such a good thing, maybe he doesn't covet fame," Wu Hongwei paused
"But those of us who are courtiers want to let the people of the world know that my Great Zhou Emperor loves the people!"
When Xu Ang heard this, he immediately gave a thumbs up, this old Jianghu is different, it is a set of words, just said it in passing, Wu Hongwei immediately got to the point, this relief to the victims may not have merit, but once this method is used throughout the country, I don't know if there is any merit, in case Long Yan Dayue, at least show his face in front of the emperor, the benefits are great.
"Lord Wu is for the country and the people, and solves problems for the emperor, which is really the blessing of the court and the people!" Xu Ang patted his ass and said.
"There, there! It's still Brother Xu's idea! "Wu Hongwei is not a stupid person, he has not been promoted for so many years, it is also bad luck, this method was proposed by Xu Ang, he just improved it, in the end, Xu Ang still has a lot of credit.
"Since this is the case, then we will play the imperial court, and the imperial court will know about it, and it must be very agreeable." Xu Ang said
Wu Hongwei smiled, touched his beard and said
"Look! My brother is still too young, but this kind of thing is very bad to go directly to the chapter, if we give the chapter to the emperor, the emperor will definitely not agree. ”
"Ahh Why wouldn't the emperor agree? Xu Ang asked curiously, this can shoot the emperor's fart, but it is a great thing, hearing Wu Hongwei say this, Xu Ang is also puzzled.
"Haha! If we go to the imperial court and write 'Feng Da Zhou Tianzi' on all the banners for disaster relief, not only will we not be rewarded, but there will be endless troubles, and if one is not good, the emperor will have opinions about us. Do you think, if the emperor agrees to our method, wouldn't it be that the emperor ordered disaster relief to sell his reputation and reputation? That's detrimental to the prestige of the court! It's a big stab! Even if the emperor agrees in his heart, he will definitely not agree. ”
When Xu Ang heard this, he became vigilant in his heart, if the emperor was angry, this sycophant slapped on the horse's leg, and then he would be really miserable, this officialdom is really not something that ordinary people can mix, so he asked
"Then in that case, why do you still say that we want to go to the imperial court?"
"Haha, the performance is naturally to be played, but it is not played directly, this officialdom is about moisturizing things silently, too urgent, often bad things." Wu Hongwei said with a smile
"We will first implement this method in the disaster relief place of Yamabara County for a few days, and then in the disaster relief chapter to the imperial court at the end of this month, we will mention this method slightly, slightly carefully, that is, it will be implemented in the Yamabara County Office and the Xishui County Office first, and the other squires are also deeply grateful to the emperor's kindness and have followed suit, and the people can also feel that the son of today has the disaster victims in his heart, and prays for the emperor's health day and night, which is enough!" Wu Hongwei continued
When Xu Ang heard this, he nodded immediately, but the fart is to moisten things silently, this is what you have to pat as soon as you rush up, the emperor's ass can be photographed by ordinary people? If you are not careful, your life will be gone.
Wu Hongwei continued
"In this way, there are advantages and disadvantages, the disadvantage is that our recital needs to be reviewed by other people before it is shown to the emperor, and when we put it forward in this way, it will be known by others, and it will be implemented in all the places where the disaster relief is carried out without the emperor's order, so that we will not get the first-class credit." Wu Hongwei sighed
"In the same way, this is also beneficial, our concert is the first to mention this method, the person who implements this method, that is also indelible, after the natural disaster, if the emperor talks about meritorious deeds, we show a face, and the chance of promotion has increased by more than ten percent!"
When Xu Ang heard this, he swore in his heart that he had read all the previous time-traveling novels in vain, this person's wisdom is really not to be underestimated, a small thing, it is so complicated, and the credit cannot be asked, the sycophants must be quietly touched, not filmed, and there are blessings and misfortunes in it, and secretly swear in his heart that he will never read those cool texts again, it is too low IQ. He didn't have to see it if he wanted to.
Xu Ang looked at Wu Hongwei and didn't know him, this is the notoriously honest official, good official, and Wu Hongwei who can't talk to his boss mentioned by Jiao Cheng? This kind of strategy, if it falls into his hands, the ten Xu Ang will not be enough to pit. I couldn't help but say
"Master Wu is really powerful, and the lower officials have to study hard."
When Wu Hongwei heard this, he saw the treacherous look on Xu Ang's face, and immediately felt that he had caused some other influence on Xu Ang? said to Xu Ang
"Brother Xu! What do you want to learn? The old man has a word in advance, today this idea, showing his face in front of the emperor is just one of the details, the most important thing, we are the courtiers of the Great Zhou, we eat the land of the Great Zhou, and we must do what we must do to be loyal to the emperor, I also heard you say that, the King of Qi will take away the reputation of today's son, and we who are courtiers can't bear to come up with this idea. The emperor doesn't know, he can't fight, then we as courtiers have to fight for him, the emperor has face, and we will have face as courtiers" Wu Hongwei looked awe-inspiring, and his words were righteous and awe-inspiring.
"Brother Xu, this officialdom is naturally very complicated, and I don't want to get too involved in it, don't you see how many big officials have been in the past, and how many people can remember now? If you want to learn, there are many unspoken rules in this officialdom that you naturally have to learn, but remember! It must be used for the right way! If you want to fight a traitor, you must be more traitorous than him! But don't lose yourself and become a traitor, leaving a stench for thousands of years. What do you should learn and what you shouldn't learn, do you understand? ”