Chapter 537: Not Exempt from Vulgarity

When Emperor Chongzhen and his ministers were frowning and arguing over the news of Lu Xiangsheng's defeat and capture, the protagonist of their attention, Lord Zhongzhen, was teasing the two baby pandas with a girl's heart.

There is no doubt that Lord Wang, who has traveled from the 21st century, must be the most qualified person in the Ming Dynasty to be a panda daddy.

In the previous era of knowledge explosion and all kinds of small videos, many of the knowledge of raising pandas that we could not understand, as well as the daily videos of the work of parents and parents, have been moved to the Internet, and anyone can get them.

As an adult man with a "girl's heart", Wang Rui also liked pandas, a "Sichuan fellow", very much in his previous life.

As long as there is a video of pandas eating, fighting, climbing trees, and doing stupid things, Wang Rui will look at his phone and be silly for a while.

Wang Rui strangely found that only this kind of video and the comment area under the pictures and texts can be unexpectedly harmonious. Perhaps, this is the magic of the ancient beast!

Considering the daunting task of returning the two baby pandas to Fushan Bay safely and healthily, Wang Rui decided to train the two panda keepers himself.

Wang Rui selected two soldiers from the pro-military camp who were gentle, responsible, and loyal to themselves, and took them to cut down bamboo and make panda snacks.

What made Wang Rui particularly happy was that the favorite apples and carrots of the baby pandas were actually found in the countryside of Ningjin.

Carrots are not uncommon, but the discovery of apples really makes Wang Rui very happy, and he used to think that this fruit would not reach China until at least the 18th century.

In fact, this fruit has been discovered and cultivated in China for a very long time, but it was not called "apple" before.

As early as the Western Han Dynasty, there was a kind of Chinese cotton apple produced in the jurisdiction of the Western Regions Protectorate, which had been introduced to the mainland at that time, and was gradually cultivated in the future.

One of the red fruits may have been called the Pinpo fruit in the Tang Dynasty, but the name was not widely popular.

At the latest, in the middle and late Mongol and Yuan dynasties, a newer variety of Chinese cotton apple was imported from the Western Regions to the mainland and cultivated in North China.

This variety is the same as the original cardiac, but after improvement, the appearance and taste have been quite different from the cardiac.

The people of the time borrowed the "color dan and run" in the Buddhist scriptures to call it, it was once called Pingbo, Pingpo, to the Ming Dynasty is still fixed as the Pinpo, also known as Pingpo, in the late Ming Dynasty began to abbreviate as apple.

However, the apples of this era are much smaller than those that Wang Rui saw in later generations, and they are not as attractive as the apples of later generations.

But when Wang Rui gave Fat Dahai and Mo'er a bear to eat one, the two abrasive "little goblins" hugged Lord Wang's legs and kept screaming.

They are like two gluttonous children, who don't have enough time.

According to Lord Wang's instructions, the logistics of the Dengzhou army looked around for cows that could be milked, and they found two cows the next day.

As a result, the cute situation of panda babies competing for potted milk that we often see in videos appeared in the barracks of the Dengzhou Army hundreds of years in advance.

In the past few days, these two cute panda babies have brought happiness to everyone in the Dengzhou Army. As soon as the soldiers were free, they would invite friends to come around and watch the two baby pandas play and play.

They are cute and stupid, like children, and melt everyone's heart.

Seeing this situation, Wang Rui immediately announced: After the two giant panda babies are sent back to Fushan Bay, the families of military personnel can give priority to organizing visits.

When the soldiers heard the news, everyone rejoiced. Some attentive people began to plan in their hearts that when this battle was won and triumphed, they must take the whole family to the zoo that Lord Wang talked about to enjoy it.

Not to mention the strange monsters you can see, this is a proper honor and a privilege! It's completely something that can be used to show off for more than half a year.

In the future, if anyone has not seen the pandas of Lord Wang's family, they may not have a status among their colleagues.

Of course, anyone who wants to visit this ancient beast will have to pay for it.

Lord Wang wondered if he would build a zoo and catch some lions and tigers to come in, and then he could set up the first zoo in Daming.

This ...... selling tickets and plush toys around the periphery is beautiful to think about. It is not difficult to break an old world, but it is difficult to build a new one.

Wang Rui decided that when the new world was established, our national treasure panda could be used as the first example of the animal kingdom.

In the future, if these Western devils want to study zoology and the origin of species, they will have to study Chinese stupidly and desperately to study in China.

Perhaps the giant panda babies are also prone to inflammation, and they can distinguish the status of people. Lord Wang and the two guards went to take care of them at the same time for the past two days, but these two little guys only loved to hug Wang Rui's thighs.

Just when everyone didn't notice anything special about this, Lin Side, as the chief instructor, keenly found the reason.

After analyzing this sycophant in a pretended manner, he actually came to a conclusion: Lord Wang is the guardian saint of China sent by Haotian God!

Lin Side and the trainers analyzed that the baby panda was originally an ancient beast, and even they were willing to hug the thighs of Lord Wang, which was their sincere support.

People in this era are superstitious, and they never thought that this is the "cat fishing artifact" - the effect of apples and pots of milk. They prefer to believe that Lord Wang is the chosen one, who can attract all things to obey each other and pandas to hug their legs.

As a result, the soldiers changed from the curiosity of watching the panda to the worship of Wang. Many people regarded the panda hugging the thigh of the king as a miracle, and it was later widely spread in the military.

When Wang Rui first heard about this, he wanted to give an explanation. As a man with a modern soul, he didn't feel that he needed this kind of pretense to establish his prestige.

But then Lin Side's words completely changed his understanding.

Lin Side said: "The lord is ordered by the sky to protect the Han, how many robes and zes in the Dengzhou army take following the lord as the way to progress, and the lord is the god of our kind!" If such a miracle is not accepted by the lord, will it not chill the hearts of 100,000 soldiers and millions of people? ”

When Lin Side said this, Wang Rui had to accept it happily and let Lin Side and the instructors spread it around.

Sometimes when he calms down, Wang Rui can't help but think, it seems that this deified leader arches his boss to the altar, which can be said to be ancient.

The reason for this is not necessarily that the core characters who lead the way are not in love, but that the people below want to stay rich and noble for a long time, and they deliberately do it!

Well, now it's his turn to be a king, and he is not exempt from vulgarity. (https:)

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