Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han XLV. Tears of the Princess

The rattan sedan chair was put into the tea shop, Zhou Xuan and others were on foot, and the sixteen Shanha men who carried the sedan chair changed to carry wild boars, yellow sheep, clouded leopards, golden cats and other prey under the leadership of the mountain chief, and waited outside the south gate of Luoyuan County, so as not to be too many people in groups and too ostentatious, so as to go in two batches.

Zhou Xuan's side is Zhou Xuan, the four idiots, the Fang Taiyi, Lihu, Xu Mingjiang and his wife, the Pan patriarch and her men and women two guards, a total of eleven people, the golden retriever Lulu also put on makeup, the coat color was painted black and brown, "Shine on the night jade flower skull", "Crane in the clouds" and the mount of the Fang Taiyi These three horses of course can't let them go empty, the saddle is carrying a bundle of firewood, "Crane in the clouds" is just that, "Shine on the night jade flower skull" is a famous horse, but carrying firewood, it is really a waste of BMW, these are the sins of Seng Jingquan, Sooner or later, count on his bald head.

The beautiful matriarch is dressed in a bright and beautiful and moving body, a golden phoenix crown, a blue cross-collared shirt, the placket is inlaid with gold and red colored satin lace, a four-inch wide colored belt will tie the waist thinly, and below is a tube skirt with a blue background and red edges, wrapped in a bewitching plump buttocks and long legs, the round buttocks swing rhythmically when walking, the colorful skirt hanging down from the waist is swaying and fluttering, and the outline of the round thighs is highlighted again and again under the skirt when the steps are big.

The beautiful matriarch and Zhou Xuan walked side by side, like a pair of loving Shanha couples who entered the city to catch the market, but this man has thick eyebrows and fine eyes, and his smiling expression is not as simple as ordinary Shanha men, and the woman is too much, and the temperament is faintly noble, which is very different from the ordinary Shanha beauties.

Zhou Xuan said: "The Pan patriarch is too beautiful, others always pay attention to you, and by the way, you can see that my pretense is wrong." ”

The beautiful matriarch's cheeks were slightly red, and she asked, "What does Zhou Jungong mean is that I should dress up ugly?" ”

Close. Zhou Xuan smelled the faint fragrance of this beautiful matriarch, a bit like the fragrance of osmanthus flowers, and it felt a little familiar.

Seeing that Zhou Xuan's nose was wing** and didn't answer her question, the beautiful matriarch hurriedly asked: "Is the county prince blocked his nose?" ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "No. I'm thinking about how to deal with the demon monk Jingquan. ”

The beautiful matriarch frowned and said, "There are a total of twenty-one demon monks, except for Princess Qingle and two maids, the others are all elite warriors from the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian. If you rely on hard fighting, there will be casualties on both sides, and Princess Qingle is in the hands of the demon monk, we throw a mouse taboo, I am afraid of being controlled by it, I have heard for a long time that Zhou Jungong is resourceful, should be able to outwit it, right? ”

Zhou Xuan smiled and said: "Patriarch Pan has won the prize, of course you have to outwit it." Now that I am a secret enemy, and with the help of the Pan clan chief, I must make the demon monk anxious and bald and smoking. ”

The beautiful matriarch looked at Zhou Xuan with an appreciative gaze and said, "Would you like to hear the plan of the county princess?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "To the west of Luoyuan is Houguan County, which is known as Ba Fujianyi. Houguan County used to be Fuzhou, and Princess Qingle must be rescued before arriving in Fuzhou, so we have to rush ahead of the demon monk and make proper arrangements. Then lure the demon monk into the hub, of course, this must know the movement of the demon monk at any time. ”

The beautiful matriarch said: "This is no problem, there will be my Shanha people staring at the demon monks along the way from Luo Yuan to Hou Guan, and I guarantee that the demon monks will not notice." ”

Zhou Xuanxi said: "Very good, let's go to the inn where the demon monk stays first, it's the middle of the day." Should be able to arrive before they hit the road. ”

The crowd hastened on their way. Zhou Xuan saw that although the four idiots walked briskly, they frowned from time to time. It must have been a painful wound as soon as he walked fast, so he threw the firewood carried by the "Jade Flower Tree in the Night" to the side of the road, and beckoned the four idiots: "Fourth, ride a horse." ”

The four idiots still wanted to insist on walking by themselves, Zhou Xuan's eyes widened: "Don't be wordy, I want you to heal your injuries quickly, so that you can help me do things!" ”

Zhou Xuan was so fierce, the four idiots obediently got on the horse.

Zhou Xuan remembered something and asked Fang Tai if there was any "Ma Boiling Powder" in the medicine box, that is, Meng Sweat Medicine?

Doctor Fang hurriedly said, "Yes, I brought a little spare." ”

Zhou Xuan just asked casually, but he didn't expect it to be true, so he was happy and asked: "How many people are numbed by the amount of medicine?" ”

Doctor Fang said: "It's only enough for three people, does the county prince want to use hemp boiling to deal with Monk Jingquan?" ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "Monk Jingquan is a treacherous man, and it is a little difficult to drug him, but it should be no problem to turn over a few of his subordinates." ”

Doctor Fang said: "Ma boiling powder is a forbidden drug, and it can't be mastered by a doctor from the non-medical department, and it's not easy to get it again in a hurry." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "You don't have to completely numb it, just make them a little dizzy and soft hands and feet." ”

Doctor Fang said: "Then my hemp boiling is enough to make nine people dizzy." ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "It's enough, you don't have to use medicine, act when you have the opportunity, and be prepared more." He asked the beautiful matriarch: "Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15, what are the celebration customs in Fujian?" ”

The beauty patriarch replied: "The Mid-Autumn Festival is a common festival for the Han people and the Shanha people, in comparison, our Shanha people celebrate the ceremony more grandly, jumping the moon and worshiping the gods, while the Han people pay attention to playing, hanging lanterns, worshiping the moon, swinging, piling pagodas - today's weather is clear, there will be a good moon at night, and it will be very lively." ”

Zhou Xuan nodded and said, "It's good to be lively." I thought: "Today is Princess Qingle's birthday, I must rescue her, I promise to let her have an unforgettable birthday." ”

When the group came to the edge of the city, a middle-aged man who looked like a steward called Zhou Xuan to stop: "Hey, big man Shanha, how to sell this firewood?" How much money is a bundle? ”

When Zhou Xuan heard this, oh, call me, this firewood is a disguise for war horses, and it can't be sold, so he raised a finger and said, "One or two pieces of silver and a bundle." ”

"Wow!" The middle-aged steward shouted: "What kind of firewood are you, so expensive!" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "If you want to buy it, hurry up, or I'll find someone else." ”

The middle-aged steward blew his beard and glared: "You Shanha want to be crazy about silver, if this firewood can be sold, I won't be surnamed Zhou." "Angrily gone.

Zhou Xuan looked at the back of the middle-aged steward, and said to the people around him with a smile: "This person is still my fellow sect, it's rare, if it weren't for something, I would still want to talk to him about the sect." ”

The chief of the mountain came up and saluted the beautiful matriarch and Zhou Xuan. said: "The demon monk is at the Lianjiang Inn over there, and he is having breakfast at this time. ”

Zhou Xuan hurriedly said: "I'll take a look." ”

The golden retriever Lulu smelled a strange fragrance in another place besides Zhou Xuan at this time, so he stretched the rope around his neck to go there, and Lihu hurriedly calmed down and prevented Lulu from barking.

Zhou Xuan followed the mountain chief. Mixed in a group of prey carrying the mountains came to the door of the "Lianjiang Inn", rested under a row of willow trees, and the mountain grew and shouted: "The newly caught clouded leopard and yellow sheep are sold cheaply." Sold cheaplyβ€”"

Zhou Xuan wiped his sweat with a sweat towel, looked towards the door of the inn, and saw that several tables of people in the hall were eating, and he didn't see the bald monks, all wearing turbans and heads.

Zhou Xuan looked at it and didn't see a woman. Could it be that the old thief forced Princess Qingle to pretend to be a man too? If you look closely, you don't see a woman dressed as a man, a stunning beauty like Princess Qingle, no matter how she changes her dress. is easy to wear a mask, Zhou Xuan also has the confidence to recognize it at a glance, the thin waist, the long legs, the beautiful buttocks, he has painted it, he has touched it. Familiar.

The shopkeeper came and asked how to sell this yellow sheep? Pan Shanchang was reluctant to sell, and also said a higher land price, and the store shook his head and left.

In the hall, a big man stood up in the middle of the group of people in the breakfast room, with a beard and a wide mouth, carrying a waist knife, and strode over and asked, "How much is the yellow sheep?" I want it. ”

Panshan said: "One price, two taels of silver." ”

The bearded man squinted at the mountains with contempt. Disdain for them to bargain. He took out a small piece of silver from the chain and checked it. said: "Two or two are too much, no less, take them." He did not hand the silver to the chief of the mountain, but threw it on the ground, and then reached out and grabbed the yellow sheep, which weighed a hundred pounds, and turned around and left.

All the mountains were angry, and they all looked at Zhou Xuan and wanted to do it, but it depends on Zhou Xuan's meaning, and they also know the truth that if they can't bear it, they will make a big plan.

Zhou Xuan whispered to Pan Shanchang: "Make a little trouble." ”

The chief of the mountain and a few Shanha rushed after him, threw the piece of broken silver at the foot of the bearded man, and said angrily: "Look down on our Shanha, don't buy our prey, and return the yellow sheep." "Reach out and grab the leg of lamb to get it back.

The bearded man was furious and roared: "This yellow sheep will sell for one tael of silver at most, you ask for two taels, I won't fight with you, give more than two taels, dare not sell, you barbarians are really unreasonable - let go, don't let go, don't blame me for being polite!" ”

With a "beep", the waist knife was unsheathed, reflecting the rising sun, which was very dazzling.

Panshan Chang expected that this bearded man would not dare to commit murder, and said loudly: "Give the silver, give the silver, why throw it on the ground, this is an insult to our mountain, you must apologize." ”

The bearded man laughed angrily: "Joke, apologize to you brutes!" Look at the knife - "Xue Liang knife light slashed out.

On the other hand, Zhou Xuan was taken aback, this guy is so arrogant, he dares to use a knife to kill people?

But he saw Panshan staggering back two steps, holding a yellow leg of mutton in his hand, it turned out that the bearded man cut off the leg of yellow lamb that Panshan Chang was holding with a knife, snatched the yellow sheep, laughed, and entered the door of the inn in a few big steps.

More than ten people in the mountain naturally did not give up, and rushed into the inn together, Zhou Xuan was also mixed in, holding a hardwood stick in his hand, waving a few times to help the momentum, his eyes scanned the panoramic view of the inn hall, and still did not see the figure of Princess Qingle and cumin and Fangcha, and he couldn't help but hesitate in his heart, worried that the news of the Shanha people was wrong, and Princess Qingle was actually taken away by the people of Zhongtian Eight Kingdoms from another way, so it was terrible!

A thin old man with a blue-gray head came over and shouted, "Miao Huzi, return the yellow sheep to them." ”

The bearded man didn't dare to disobey, and hatefully threw the yellow sheep he was carrying to the ground: "Return you." ”

Since it is to find fault, it is natural that he can't give up, and the chief of the mountain shouted: "This man cut off the leg of yellow lamb, so how can we sell it!" ”

The thin old man didn't want to cause trouble here, so he pointed to the broken silver in front of the door and said, "The old man of the silver doesn't want it, so I'll give it to you to drink." Shanha people will not die and stir up, seeing the thin old man say this, he looked at each other for a while, and he couldn't make trouble, looking at Zhou Xuan, but he had already walked out of the door to pick up the broken silver. So they went out with them.

Zhou Xuan gave the silver to Panshan Chang, and walked a few steps before whispering: "The princess is upstairs, don't make trouble, let them go." ”

When there was a commotion in the inn hall just now, Zhou Xuan saw a sturdy servant woman walking down from the second floor. Then I saw a girl with a double bun showing her head, and she was pulled back by the sturdy servant.

The bearded girl was cumin.

Zhou Xuan went to other stores with Panshan Chang and others to sell prey, and it didn't take long for the side door of "Lianjiang Inn" to open. Several riders were in front, and then four carriages were driven out, and more than ten riders followed, saying that the thin old man who called himself "Lao Gao" did not see it, and it should be in the carriage.

When the bearded man named Miao Huzi rode past Zhou Xuan and the others, he spat angrily and cursed.

Panshan Chang looked at Zhou Xuan, and if Zhou Xuan signaled them to make trouble again, then immediately start making trouble. But Zhou Xuan just watched the group of Zhongtian Eight Kingdoms walk away, and didn't say anything, although Panshan Chang and they made trouble, he could take advantage of the chaos to lift the curtain and take a look. But Princess Qingle is big-chested and brainless, if she shouts "Cousin Xuan", it will be a bad thing, and it is not possible to fight hard now.

The beauty matriarch is really capable. In such a while, eight horses were found, led to a secluded place in the western suburbs, and Zhou Xuan and the others were allowed to get on the horses, preparing to take a shortcut to catch up with Seng Jingquan and the others.

Because they were in a hurry to save people, Xu Mingjiang and Mei Zhi stayed for the time being, and Zhou Xuan asked his wife and his wife to go straight to Jiangzhou to find his father-in-law, Dr. Qin, and told them not to talk about his current situation. So as not to worry the two old men. Just say that you can meet it on the way, and Miss Lin Er from the Duhu Mansion can go to meet you. Miss Lin Er recognized Mei Zhi.

There are many people and few horses, the beautiful matriarch and the four male and female guards account for five, Zhou Xuan rides the "crane in the clouds", Panshan Chang and another Shanha person who is familiar with the path of Luoyuan and Houguan counties must go, and the others stay.

The four idiots saw that Zhou Xuan was riding the "crane in the clouds" where his hind buttocks were injured, so he said: "Master, you come to ride the night white, my body is light, ride the crane in the clouds." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Shine on the night jade flower skull to climb high and jump low, like walking on the ground, especially stable, just right for you to recuperate." ”

The four idiots felt warm in their hearts and said, "But the master is also injured." ”

Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "The fourth brother cares about me? Okay, how about we ride together? ”

The four idiots were taken aback, and hurriedly said, "That's not good." ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "Why not, didn't we ride together the day before yesterday?" ”

The four idiots said: "That's because I'm injured-"

Zhou Xuan shook his head and smiled, no longer teasing the fourth child, urging the horse to hurry, and riding forward with the beautiful matriarch.

Cumin's eyes were very sharp, and she just looked down from the staircase of "Lianjiang Inn", and saw Zhou Xuan raising her eyes to look at her, Zhou Xuan also put his finger on his lips, Zhou Xuan put on the clothes of a mountain man, cumin didn't recognize it for a while, it was only when the sturdy servant woman pulled it back, and a heart suddenly jumped out of her chest with joy, it was my uncle, my uncle came to save them!

Cumin is very clever, she is silent at the moment, ready to find an opportunity to tell Princess Qingle that her uncle has come to save them, Cumin has already said that her aunt will not die in the sea, he will definitely come to catch up with the ground, my aunt is dressed like that, it must be a strategy, my uncle is too smart!

In order to threaten Princess Qingle not to cry, Monk Jingquan separated cumin, aromatic tea and princess, and if the princess wanted to make a big noise, the two little maids would be executed immediately, so for a while, cumin could not tell Princess Qingle the good news.

Leaving the "Lianjiang Inn" and getting into the carriage, cumin saw Princess Qingle and shouted: "Her Royal Highness the Princess-"

Princess Qingle's beautiful big eyes were a little red and swollen from crying, she was so sad, today was her birthday, but she was grabbed and hurried, Cousin Xuan said that he wanted her to have an unforgettable birthday, but now-

Princess Qingle thought hatefully: "Frightened and scared, wash your face with tears, such a birthday is really unforgettable, cousin Xuan, is this your promise?" ”

Princess Qingle hated Cousin Xuan again, it was Cousin Xuan who deceived her and said that she could take her back to Jinling, and that going to the Southern Han Dynasty was just a trip to have fun, who would have thought that she would play like this? Knowing this, she simply resisted the decree in Jinling and didn't come, so that her father would give her death, and she wouldn't come if she died!

Hearing cumin's call, Princess Qingle raised her eyes to see that cumin was actually happy, her mouth trembled, as if she wanted to say something, but she was grabbed by the arm of the servant woman next to her and pushed into the car.

Before getting into the car, cumin shouted: "Your Highness, don't cry, my aunt will definitely come to save us." ”

With a "snap", the servant woman slapped cumin the face.

Xiao Cumin stubbornly glared at the servant woman, and said in her heart: "Thief mother-in-law, my aunt has come, you wait, I will definitely slap you ten times back, you slapped me four times along the way." ”

The servant woman yelled, "Little slut, if you dare to stare at me, I will gouge out your eyeballs." ”

Xiao Cumin said that her uncle Zhou Xuan would come to save them, this is not the first time, she always comforts Princess Qingle like this, Seng Jingquan didn't care when he heard it, just smiled faintly and said, "Quiet, let's go." ”

Monk Jingquan rode in a carriage, Princess Qingle and a sturdy and vicious servant woman shared a carriage, cumin and aromatic tea in another carriage, and, of course, the thief-in-law with a meaty face.

When the carriage drove out of the "Lianjiang Inn", cumin wanted to lift the curtain to see where her uncle was? Before his hand touched the curtain, his wrist was whipped by the bamboo strip.

The vicious servant whispered, "Little slut, do you like to be beaten so much? ”

Fangcha hugged cumin and cried: "Don't hit anyone!" ”

The vicious servant woman waved the strip in her hand and said, "If you don't obey, you will be beaten." ”

Xiao Cumin said: "Please be polite to us, once the princess marries your king, then the two of us will be the princess's henchmen and maids, and it will be no good to offend us." ”

The vicious servant woman sneered: "If you don't obey, you will be beaten, and you can be killed, this is what the national teacher said, and the princess must also listen to the national teacher." Having said that, she really didn't dare to underestimate this sharp-toothed little girl, so she slowly put down the strip in her hand and said, "If you sit still obediently, how can I beat you." ”

Seeing that the evil woman's arrogance was weakened, Xiao Cumin said: "I just want to pull the curtain of the car to breathe, this carriage is not big, it is very crowded for three people, and you don't stop farting, it stinks to death!" As he spoke, he reached out and pulled the curtain againβ€”

The servant woman had just let out a fart, blushed and said, "Don't move, I'll pull the curtains, I warn you two not to stick your head out of the window, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless." ”

Cumin said, "Okay, then open the curtain quickly." ”

The servant woman snorted and pulled the curtain open on the cumin's side.

Cumin hurriedly looked out the window, but when Fang was speaking, the carriage had already passed by Zhou Xuan, and Cumin didn't see the group of Shanha people.

Cumin was secretly sad in her heart, and then she was happy again, her uncle clearly saw her just now, and signaled her to be silent, her aunt must have a way to save them.

The carriage drove out of the way, suddenly stopped, and the old monk Jingquan appeared outside the window of the car and said, "Cumin, come down." ”

Xiao Cumin was startled, and said in her heart: "The old monk wants to kill me?" ”

Fangcha was frightened by cumin's eyes, hugged cumin tightly and cried: "Don't kill us, don't kill us!" ”

The old monk Jing Quan's mouth proclaimed the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, it's not that the old man wants to kill, it's the princess who wants to see cumin." ”

Cumin's heartstrings relaxed, but she thought again: "The princess has made trouble several times and wants us to stay with her, but the old monk just doesn't allow it, why is it willing now, is it a fraud?" ”