"Jump! You're jumping! You're a bitch! A breathless voice shouted

"That's it! I also made an appointment with the king outside the city to hang the horse! Hurry up and finish the dance, hello everyone. A richly dressed uncle shouted dissatisfied

I don't know whose son can't think about it so much, he is young and talented, he can't think about it so much, he wants to jump into this river, an old lady with kind eyebrows and eyes thought, "Young man, hurry back to the bridge, this river is turbulent, and it will be difficult to come up if you fall!" The old lady shouted, but the voice was soon drowned out in a noisy shout!

"Jump! If you don't jump, you're a bastard without a parent! "The voice in the crowd was so harsh!

Someone then shouted, "Jump! Eighteen years later, he is a good man again! Looking at it closely, a little guy in a green coat and a small hat didn't know whose family was shouting, which was also a big deal to see the excitement.

The onlookers were shocked! Looking at that family, everyone thought, this sentence is good! How did you think of it by this little guy, if I shouted first, it would be more windy! It was a mistake to be robbed of the jackpot by this little guy.

After a short silence of two seconds, "Jump! If you don't jump, you're a bastard! "Jump! My mom called me home for dinner! "Such voices come and go, so lively!

Xu Ang and Chen Shiqi and a few other friends drank flower wine yesterday, and slept together at Chen Shiqi's house at night, this morning got up, Chen Shiqi asked everyone to drink and have fun together, this drink passed noon, a few fox friends and dog friends This is also a daily pastime, Xu Ang is the youngest, but he likes to play with this gang! He was the youngest alone, and he did not admit any cowardice when he drank wine, but he drank the most alone, and in the afternoon, when the wine woke up a little, but still swayed from side to side, so he took his leave and went home.

Walking to the bridge at the gate of the city, I was dizzy and sat by the bridge to rest. The moat of Lingfeng City is made up of the diversion of a large river a few miles away, this a few days ago it rained for a few days, the river swelled, the river flowed endlessly, stirring up bursts of waves, and you can also see fish of different sizes jumping on the water surface, Xu Ang saw the rise, unconsciously crossed the guardrail of the bridge and sat next to it, plus drunk again, to achieve blurred various colors flowing in front of him is very interesting.

Since it was at the gate of the city, it soon spread, and everyone came to see it! There was a man at the gate of the city who couldn't think of opening it, and sat on the moat for half an hour! Jump into the river!

In this way, people who enter the city do not enter, and more and more people stand there when they leave the city!

At this time, Xu Ang also woke up a little, and looked up! The people around him stared at him, turtle grandson! Bastard! The scolding is non-stop! Said he didn't jump.

After all, it's a young man in his twenties, and he can still bear it in this situation, and his face is flushed! I want to scold back, but I don't know what to say! The anger came up, and I thought to myself, "You bastards! Say I didn't plant! You didn't plant! I'll show you! See who is the unplanted turtle grandson! “

He was about to jump into the river, when he suddenly thought, "Am I not going home?" How do you compete with river jumping? Thinking about this, the jumping figure was stunned.

Everyone in the crowd stared for a long time, and when they saw that this person bowed his body and was about to jump forward, he suddenly fell silent, and after three seconds, he found that he was slowly squatting down again

"Huh!" Everyone sighed together in disdain, and then the sound of scolding began to rise and fall one after another.

After thinking about this, he couldn't worry about the crowd of onlookers, Xu Ang turned around and wanted to step over the railing to go home, at this time an uncle next to him, sitting on a small bench with a full beard and eating watermelon, looking around this uncle, good guy! These two melons were almost finished, and the uncle was very unhappy when he saw that he couldn't jump

"This turtle grandson! Lao Tzu heard that someone jumped into the river here, bought two melons, and specially watched here, but he didn't fucking jump again! This eggless bastard! Bad luck! “

Xu Ang looked at the bearded melon-eating crowd, and his heart was even more angry! Look at it, I also bought watermelon, moved a stool to sit there and watch, bent down and touched a handful of sand from under my feet, and was about to throw it over, but my feet slipped, fluttered, and fell! There was a splash on the surface of the water, and the water was turbulent, and Xu Ang sank and floated like a buoy, drifting into the distance.

The crowd of onlookers who were scolding around, and the people who ate melons were suddenly shocked! It's quiet, and the melon seeds are not knocked, and the melons are not eaten, quiet! Absolute silence! The turbulent water, no one dared to go down to save people, everyone tiptoed back to their respective homes, each looking for their own mother.

In the distance, a figure ran anxiously! All the way pear blossoms bring rain, while running, shouting

"Young Master! Oops! Master! “

"Jump! You're jumping! You're a bitch! A breathless voice shouted

"Jump! Wasn't you arrogant just now! Lao Tzu will tell you today why the flowers are so red! "A fat man in beach pants with a big gold chain has a baseball bat in his hand. He walked up with a smile on his face.

What a bad luck! Xu Ang thought secretly, surrounded by several people on the opposite side, and slowly approached the bridge.

A few days ago, when I got home from work, in a small alley at the door of my house, two people rode a motorcycle to snatch a girl's bag, Xu Ang saw it, didn't say a word, kicked the motorcycle down with a flying leg, and fought with two thieves with the skills of a sports student, the two thieves saw that they couldn't fight, dropped their bags and rode a motorcycle away, and finally the thief who sat behind also left a cruel word: "Bastard!" You wait for me! I'll clean you up another day! ”

Xu Ang suddenly laughed and didn't say a word. Picked up the half brick at his feet and threw it towards the motorcycle in the distance, only to hear an "oops", the motorcycle shook a little, and then the engine became louder, and the motorcycle turned around and disappeared.

Xu Ang lives in the old city, the houses are densely packed with relatively old buildings, the town government notice has come down, and it will be demolished in half a year, so there is no monitoring in the alley, a white woven lamp installed by the neighborhood committee dangles on the wall, Xu Ang walked over and picked up the girl who was robbed,

Yo! Isn't this the daughter of Lao Zhang in the commissary next door! When Xu Ang saw it, he teased, "Xi Shi! It's more than ten o'clock this night, dressed up in a fancy way, a lover at night. ”

The daughter of Lao Zhang's family, called Zhang Yu, Lao Zhang works hard outside all the year round, and the family conditions are also rich, his wife has nothing to do at home and uses his house to open a small shop, and the neighborhood Lingju has nothing to do to buy some rice oil and soy sauce and save going out to the supermarket to buy, this Zhang Yu also grew up with Xu Ang playing mud since childhood, people look like Peugeot, college graduation for a year, work is tired, simply mix at home, Lao Zhang's wife goes out to play cards, she stays at home to watch TV, sells soy sauce or something, Xu Ang's group of fox friends who grew up also live here, and they went to her house to buy vinegar and soy sauce when they had nothing to do, and watched her go to work at home, so they gave her the name of "Soy Sauce Shih Tzu".

Zhang Yu looked at it, isn't this big brother Xu Ang, and said with a wry smile: "Brother Ang, it's good that you're here." Today, I asked Xiao Liu and them to go to KTV, how did I expect to meet such a thing. ”

Xu Ang took a closer look, Zhang Yu's knees were broken, and he thought that these two thieves pulled her when they grabbed the bag and threw her to the ground.

"Can you still go?"

Zhang Yu stood up and took two steps, "It's okay, it hurts a little." ”

"Do you still go to KTV to sing? Why don't you go home and rest? “

"That's okay! Xiao Liu is going to school tomorrow, this is half a year, we have made an appointment to send her, they are waiting for me outside now," Zhang Yu said

Xu Ang thought to himself, this girl is also bold, and said eloquently, "Then I'll send you over, we're about to demolish, the law and order has been the most chaotic recently, you have to be careful when you come back." When I come back, I have to take care of them with Xiao Liu. ”

Zhang Yu nodded yes, and then said, "Brother Ang, why don't you go play with us, since you went to work, it is rare for us to play together." ”

Xu Ang escorted Zhang Yu through the alley, and said: "Then I really don't have time, there are a lot of things in the unit recently, and I have to get up early tomorrow morning to check the progress of the construction site, and then you four golden flowers gathering, I have to go alone and not be nagged to death by the fifth child, after a few days of National Day, I will call the fifth child, the little monkey, they will travel to the Li River with you." ”

Zhang Yu listened, nodded and said, "Okay, let's go play together on National Day." “

Walking to the side of the road, Xiao Liu and the other three were already waiting for Zhang Yu in the car, Xu Ang explained, and then the four of them made trouble and left.

In the car, after Zhang Yu finished talking about what happened just now, Xiao Liu was immediately happy and said

"Feelings also staged a hero to save the beauty today! Swallow, what do we usually call this kind of thing? “

Yanzi, who was driving, didn't look back for a while, and said loudly, "This play is called "Brother Qiao's Brave Rescue of Soy Sauce Shih". Ha ha!!! “

Several people listened to it and laughed, and after a while, it quieted down, and the restless Xiao Liu began to speak.

"It's not very common!" Xiao Liu continued thoughtfully, "If you don't have the boss, you will be from it, Brother Ang grew up with us since he was a child, and you will not lose anything with him!" She thought about it and then said, "Brother Ang is a talent, so I don't know if the eldest sister is the type he likes." But! Sister, don't worry, when I come back from graduation, we have time, I don't believe it, with our means. Wait for me to come back."

Xiao Liu paused, raised his right hand upward, grabbed it hard in the air, and said viciously: "Help the eldest sister conquer Brother Ang's bedroom, just around the corner!" Boom!! ”

After Xiao Liu finished speaking, he looked back at the two people sitting in the back seat very proudly and said, "Second sister, what do you think?"

The second sister Wang Chan was watching with her mobile phone, Xiao Liu asked, but put down the mobile phone, glanced at Zhang Yu, and said

"I don't think it's useful to talk about it here. Why is it useless? Wang Chan paused, looked at Zhang Yu, and continued in a serious tone

"If you like it, you can rape it! What's the use of confession?? will still be rejected, rape if you can't chase him, drug him if he can't rape, turn his face and send naked photos, it's a big deal to go to prison, come out and rape him, you don't even have the courage to go to prison and say what you love him! “

"Oops! Look at Lao Tzu if you don't kill you! Take me to the brush. Zhang Yu was rubbing his knees in the back, and he didn't rub it anymore when he heard this, and the two of them were in a mess in the back.

In short, the red beetle on the highway, with this hearty laughter, carried the spider spirit of the four silk caves to the city center.

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