Volume 3 The Storm of the Two Capitals Eighty-one,

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There are only two people left in the Pingge study, Zhou Xuan and Princess Qingle, the long window garden in the west, the breeze is blowing, and the flowers are striking.

Princess Qingle's eyes widened, and she glared at Zhou Xuan and said: "You say, you say, you say the booklet, don't think that I will be afraid of you if you catch me with something!" ”

Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Her Royal Highness the princess misunderstood, it's nothing to read that kind of booklet, men who have performed weak crown rites and women who have made a ceremony can read it, it's normal, in our Australian country, there are special teachers to teach us relevant knowledge, men and women study together, that homework is called physiological hygiene." ”

"Physiological hygiene!" Princess Qingle was stunned, thinking about what Zhou Xuan said about the kind of picture that men and women look at together, Princess Qingle's face turned red, and she thought: "Australia is really a country of prostitution, how can men and women study together in this matter?" Is the teacher also a man and a woman, and that kind of pose to show the students? And then the following male and female students learn to do it? Ah, shame on you! ”

Princess Qingle said half-ashamedly and half-angrily: "You, you liar!" ”

Zhou Xuan scratched his head, how could he make Princess Qingle believe it? said: "I won't say much to you, anyway, I've seen a lot of that kind of picture, our cousins are not outsiders, and I won't say you if you look at that-"

Princess Qingle was ashamed and anxious: "Who is your cousin and sister, you scoundrel!" ”

"Huh!" Zhou Xuanqi was surprised: "You just called my cousin Xuan affectionately, why did you turn your face and not recognize people?" If you dare to be rude to your cousin, Hugh blames your cousin for being even more rude. ”

As soon as Zhou Xuan said this, Princess Qingle's round buttocks suddenly became numb, and she longed to be beaten, she was annoyed and angry, gritted her teeth and said, "You come with me." I'll let you see something-", walked a few steps, and saw Zhou Xuan standing there without any intention of following, so he said again: "Why, you don't dare to come?" ”

Zhou Xuan smiled mockingly, and said in his heart: "I'll be afraid of you as a brainless princess!" With a big stride, he arrived in front of Princess Qingle, and Princess Qingle shrank back in fright. Afraid that Zhou Xuan would beat her.

"Let's go, let's watch Huang together." Zhou Xuan said with a smile.

"What did you say?" Qingle Gong glared at Zhou Xuan vigilantly.

Zhou Xuan said: "It's nothing, didn't the princess say that she wanted to show me something?" ”

Princess Qingle snorted, walked in front proudly, walked quickly, walked out of the Yuping Pavilion study, and walked from the corridor on the left side of the Jade Hall to the dormitory.

Zhou Xuan followed. Leisurely admire the back of Princess Qingle, Princess Qingle is very tall. The floor-length palace skirt is particularly elegant and elegant on her, and the contours of the hips and thighs between the steps are very attractive.

Zhou Xuan thought to himself: "When my 'Yunshang Women's Clothing' comes to Jinling, please invite Princess Qingle to be a model, and let her play a role, so that she will not be able to eat all day long, and she will know how to play tricks all day long!" But at that time, Princess Qingle had already married Liu Shousu, the prince of the Southern Han Dynasty, Liu Shousu was nicknamed 'Snow Pig', and Princess Qingle's maiden name was Li Huzhu, haha. A perfect match.

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A group of chamberlains and palace ladies followed behind Zhou Xuan. They all tiptoed to their feet, afraid to make a sound.

Princess Qingle entered her bedroom, and the two palace ladies greeted her, opened the curtain and let Princess Qingle in.

Zhou Xuan stood still and looked at the three big characters on the plaque, "Chu Xiuge". I know that this is the dormitory of Princess Qingle. It's not good to just get in.

The curtains parted left and right, and Princess Qingle said, "Cousin Xuan, please come in." ”

Zhou Xuan doesn't have so many taboos. Strode in, only to see the dormitory laid out gorgeously, purple silk tents, painted stone beds, Qibao pillows, mandarin duck quilts, the royal atmosphere is really not comparable to ordinary officials, and the boudoirs of the two young ladies of the Lin family are not so luxurious.

Princess Qingle ordered the two palace ladies to carry out a sandalwood box and put it on several cases, and the two palace ladies immediately retreated outside the curtain, leaving only Zhou Xuan and Princess Qingle inside.

"Cousin Xuan, open the box and take a look." Princess Qingle said with a twinkle in her eyes.

Zhou Xuan asked, "What's inside?" It can't be a bunch of poisonous snakes, right? ”

Princess Qingle "chicked" and said: "You're not afraid of me, I'm afraid, don't dare to look at it and go out." ”

Zhou Xuan smiled, opened the sandalwood box, wow, there are a lot of pamphlets, there are words on the cover, the word is particularly quaint, it should be a small seal, Zhou Xuan does not recognize, but the illustrations inside are recognized, they are all a man and a woman in the intercourse, various postures, a variety of patterns, there is a pen holder on the side of the book, and the picture drawn on it is actually a woman kneeling on the swing frame, naked lower body, snow buttocks backwards, a man in brocade clothes intersects with it from behind, the characters are lifelike, and the expression is happy.

There is also a red silk wrapped in I don't know what it is? Since you have seen it, you can see enough, Zhou Xuan ripped off the red silk and saw that it was a statue of a man and a woman, carved from the best mutton fat jade, the man was on and down the woman, the woman's legs were spread, and her hands were under her knees.

Princess Qingle asked coldly, "Have you seen enough?" ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "It turns out that the princess."

This ringworm is good, but it's also rare.

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"Nonsense!" Princess Qingle said, "This was given to me by the queen mother. ”

This sentence suddenly made Zhou Xuan shudder, peeping into the princess's privacy, it's okay to be a little ambiguous, but when it comes to Xiao Zhou, it's not trivial, and if you don't get it right, you'll lose your head.

Princess Qingle saw that Zhou Xuan was speechless, and sneered: "Do you understand, this is the dowry given to me by the queen mother, our Tang Kingdom is not as shameless as your Australian country, and it is too shameless for men and women to learn physiological hygiene together!" ”

Zhou Xuan understood that this was Xiao Zhouhou's enlightenment to his daughter who was about to get married, and said: "Don't misunderstand, princess, studying together is not prostitution in public, and the human body is also a university question, which is very profound." ”

Princess Qingle suddenly changed her sweet tone and said, "Cousin Xuan, I beg you for one thing-"

Zhou Xuan's heart jumped suddenly, and he said in his heart: "Why, if you want my cousin to give you sexual enlightenment by hand, no, it's a very difficult task." He said gently: "Cousin Princess, if you have something to say, cousin, I am the most helpful." ”

Princess Qingle said, "I want to ask Cousin Xuan to draw a picture for meβ€”"

Zhou Xuan glared and said, "Aren't you painting?" ”

"Draw something special."

"What's so special?"

Princess Qingle hesitated for a moment, walked over and picked up a spring palace book in the sandalwood box, and turned to a page of drawings on which a woman was lying naked on her side, one hand was supported, the other hand was on the bulging hips, two white legs, one leg was bent and the other leg was straight, and the thin light veil covered the shame.

Princess Qingle forced her composure, pointed to the painting and said, "Cousin Xuan painted this for me." ”

Zhou Xuan's eyes widened into copper bells, and he almost cracked his eye sockets, and said, "Paint, draw this?" ”

Princess Qingle was surprised when she saw Zhou Xuan, but she calmed down and nodded: "Yes, this is how to draw me, Cousin Xuan doesn't dare?" ”

Zhou Xuan took a deep breath and asked, "Why is the princess like this?" In our Australia, the atmosphere is open, and it is not uncommon to paint this kind of image, which is called a photo, but in the Tang Kingdom, it seems that it is not very good. ”

Princess Qingle said: "Just because you are a foreigner, I will beg you-"

Princess Qingle began to walk back and forth indoors, like a big colorful butterfly staggering back and forth, her eyes were a little confused, and she spoke endlessly: "I, Li Huzhu, am conceited and naturally beautiful, with a beautiful face and moon appearance, where do I go without being noticed?" Didn't your cousin have straight eyes when he first saw me? But I'm going to marry a man with quirks and bad tastes, and I'm really unwillingβ€”"

Zhou Xuan recalled that the first time he saw Princess Qingle was on the day of the Lantern Festival when he met Emperor Li with Li Jian, when he was still pretending to have a leg injury and holding a cane, Princess Qingle came with a carp lamp, and he seemed to be looking at it selflessly, but Princess Qingle was so chattering and boasting about herself, obviously narcissistic, and Sister Furong had a fight, of course, it was a beautiful version of Furong.

Zhou Xuan watched and listened quietly on the side, Princess Qingle said at least a quarter of an hour before stopping, her face was crimson, her chest rose and fell, and she could be regarded as having a full, Zhou Xuan wondered if she had sniffed the piece of silk handkerchief she picked up in Shanglin Yuan last time.

"Cousin Xuan, will you paint it for me?" Princess Qingle finally asked.

Zhou Xuan said: "This risk is not small, if the queen knows, my life will be suspended, princess, you shouldn't be trying to harm me, right?" ”

Princess Qingle had a big temper today, and pouted: "Gallant mouse, you go, go quickly." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "The princess knows that I like to gamble, and this risky thing has to be done to give me enough benefits, how can I take risks in vain?" ”

Princess Qingle smiled wildly: "I showed you my body in vain, isn't it good?" ”

"Ugh!" Zhou Xuan hiccuped, the princess was about to become mentally ill, and said: "Don't risk your life to see your body in vain, you really think that you are overwhelmed by the country and the city, and all beings are upside down!" ”

Princess Qingle said angrily: "Then what do you want? ”

Zhou Xuan also wants to paint a body painting, he hasn't painted it for a long time, especially such a beautiful princess, and said: "That's it, for the sake of the princess's natural beauty and difficult to give up, I am reluctant to make it difficult, you write a note, just say that you forced me to paint, if I don't paint, you will commit suicide, so I am forced to paint." ”

Princess Qingle glared at Zhou Xuan angrily, and said after a while: "Okay, I'll write, go to the study of Yuping Pavilion to write." ”

The two of them returned to the study of Yuping Pavilion, and Princess Qingle wrote a note according to what Zhou Xuan said, and also pressed her handprint.

Zhou Xuan put away the note and said solemnly: "Okay, I'll come and sacrifice my life to paint a portrait of the princess when I have time, alas, tragic!" ”