Empress Changsun's birthday is in the second lunar month, no, or tomorrow.

Seeing that his wife is about to celebrate her birthday, on this day of national celebration, Li Muyun, a bastard, didn't bring wine, isn't this bullshit!

And Li Muyun actually didn't think about it a little, he also knew a few main figures about the history of the Tang Dynasty, such as Li Shimin, the eldest grandson Wuji, and then Li Yuanba, Yuwen Chengdu or something.

He does know the eldest grandson queen, but he only knows the name, when will the birthday of this eternal sage ......, sorry, Li Muyun really doesn't know.

So when he heard this, Li Muyun was also a little dumbfounded.

It's a birthday tomorrow, let yourself go to drink today, isn't this, although Shanyin County is not short of 'stuffy donkeys', but it is also more than 1,700 miles away, with the existing conditions of Datang, even if it is too late to move back with rib wings.

And the most important point is, I didn't prepare a gift, you still caught up with the queen for her birthday, if you don't prepare a birthday gift, it's not justifiable, right?

But in the end, Li Shimin is still reasonable, the so-called ignorant is not to blame, just be angry with Li Muyun, look at his speechless appearance, His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty waved his hand: "Forget it, don't worry about this matter, I will figure it out myself." ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Li Muyun was a little relieved to see that the emperor had finally returned to normal.

As the saying goes, there is wine today, and tomorrow is sad, and tomorrow is sad.

Anyway, Empress Changsun's birthday is tomorrow, and there are nearly two days and one night to toss, and I believe that I can always think of some ways when the time comes.

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However, although Li Muyun was a little depressed by Li Shimin, there were many people who were more depressed than him at this time, and there were quite a few of them.

But it was said that after those migrant workers from Xue Yantuo were brought into Zuowu Houwei, looking at the garrison of tens of thousands of troops, no one's heart was not broken, out of fear or reflex, in short, these guys gathered together very consciously, and found an open space in the barracks to squat.

The reason why the eldest grandson Wuji let the council arrange these people to the Zuowu Houwei was because he was the general of the Zuowu Houwei, and the men and horses of this guard were all under his jurisdiction. But the eldest grandson Wuji didn't expect that these more than 3,000 people would be so funny and forced, and after coming to the barracks, they consciously regarded themselves as prisoners of war.

So the next thing was embarrassing, no one in the entire Zuowu Houwei knew why there were suddenly three thousand more people in their camp, and the guy who led them in left again.

By mistake, this matter was reported all the way, reported to the palace, and reached the ears of the eldest grandson Wuji.

The eldest grandson, who was watching the excitement, was suddenly embarrassed, and after accusing Li Shimin, he hurriedly rushed to deal with the matter.

When the eldest grandson Wuji left, Li Shimin also felt that it was useless to talk about these things with a hob like Li Muyun, so he pointed to the position of the eldest grandson just now: "Get over here, sit down and say." ”

"Oh!" Li Muyun shrunk his neck, and after making sure that Li Shimin would not suddenly break out and hurt people again, he sat down carefully.

"I warned you one last time, stay away from my daughter in the future, do you know?" When Li Muyun sat down, Li Shimin glared at him and slapped the table without question.

"Yes!" Li Muyun nodded.

"In addition, tomorrow is the queen's birthday, your gift must not be missing, there must be something new, do you know?"

"Yes!" Li Muyun continued to nod, and at a certain moment he felt like a kowtow worm, as if he couldn't do anything but nod.

Li Shimin may have seen that Li Muyun's confession attitude was better, and finally he was no longer as angry as he was just now, calmed down and said again: "Okay, now let's talk about you!" ”

"Me? What do I have to say? Li Muyun asked inexplicably.

"What's going on in your San'in County? I've heard that you've made a miasma out there, and that's ridiculous! ”

"Nope!" Regarding Li Shimin's question, Li Muyun hurriedly denied it: "Your Majesty, I am now a 'fart people', how can I have the ability to make Shanyin County into a miasma, this is pure nonsense." ”

Li Shimin snorted coldly, glanced at Li Muyun with disdain, and said disdainfully: "Really? Then why did I hear that you held meetings with many gangs, and what kind of autonomous chamber of commerce should be established, there is always such a thing, right? You guy who has no responsibility, when will you be able to be more motivated! ”

Li Muyun blinked his eyes: "Your Majesty, you know everything here?" ”

"Stop talking nonsense and make your business clear! Otherwise, you will not be able to escape the charge of raising an army of 20,000 and attempting to rebel! Li Shimin said half-truthfully.

Li Muyun naturally wouldn't take what Li Shimin said as true, otherwise he wouldn't have said at the beginning that he would not let him contact Changle in the future, nor would he talk about the birthday of Empress Changsun tomorrow. But he really didn't know how to answer this question, because he really didn't know how he could raise an army of 20,000!

So after thinking about it for a long time, Li Muyun decided that it would be better to ask in person, so he cautiously tested: "Your Majesty, that, let me ask, what's going on with the 20,000 army?" I, where did I get my army of 20,000? ”

"Hmph, it seems that you really don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin!" Li Shimin snorted again and glanced at Li Muyun: "Okay, you come and tell me, what's going on with the 20,000 Xue Yantuo people?" ”

"No, there are no 20,000, I, I only have more than 5,000 in my hand, that is a migrant worker, who builds a house."

"Do you think I'll believe it?"

"What's not to believe in this, that's what." Li Muyun didn't seem to know how to explain this matter, so he rubbed his hands helplessly and said: "There are prisoners of war on the left and right, and they are also locked up, isn't it good to let them exert a little residual heat?" ”

"You'd better think about this again, I don't care what you want to do with these people, anyway, if I find out that you have a little rebellious thoughts, you should be careful of your head."

"Huh? Uh, good! ”

Li Muyun felt that he was really unlucky, and there was no good person in the Tang royal family.

The old man who picked it up in Shanyin County seemed to be from the Li family, but the old man had to be his father!

It's better to get an emperor in Chang'an, and scare people with beheadings at every turn, how can people live?

Oh yes, what kind of Changle, this little girl can also cause trouble for herself, give her a little fireworks and his father will give her a good meal, just like an old soldier training a son-in-law.

After thinking about it, it seems that after meeting the people of the Li family, his luck has not been good!