Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Eighty-four, beautiful everywhere
Zhou Xuan said the truth: "Princess, even if you win, I can't paint it, because I have never painted a male portrait." β
"Ahh Princess Qingle opened her eyes wide and said, "Cousin Xuan specializes in painting women, Cousin Xuan is really enough-" The word "color" was not spoken.
Zhou Xuan put the fishing rod on the bank of the pond and said with a smile: "So you lose, wait for the big punishment to waitβby the way, there is no pen and ink in the princess's room, I want to write a chapter, and implore Your Majesty and Niangniang to let the princess return to Jinling." β
Fang Cha said: "There are pen, ink, paper, and inkstones." β
Zhou Xuan said: "Fangcha will grind the ink first, and I will come later." β
Cumin packed up the fishing gear and asked, "Uncle, what should I do with this fish?" Do you send it to the kitchen? β
Zhou Xuan said: "This koi fish is raised for ornamentation, and sending it to the kitchen is no different from burning the qin and cooking the crane!" Put them all back in the pool. β
Princess Qingle said: "I kept these two fish, let the cook cook them well, and I have never eaten the fish I caught." β
Zhou Xuan glared at Princess Qingle: "If you don't know elegance, you know how to eat!" β
Princess Qingle pouted and said, "Aren't the fish just caught and eaten, just to taste fresh, and I didn't eat all the fish in the pond!" β
Zhou Xuan thought about it, no matter how bright the koi fish is, it is also a Chinese meal, just like Princess Qingle, no matter how beautiful she is, she still has to be hugged to the bed in the end, and she will play with it from a distance, haha.
Xiao Cumin put the six fish caught by Zhou Xuan back into the pool, picked up the wooden bucket of Princess Qingle to hold the fish, and went to the courtyard gate to let the soldiers send them to the kitchen, saying that the princess would eat these two fish for lunch.
As soon as Zhou Xuan saw the cumin leaving, his eyes were aimed at Princess Qingle's buttocks, and he smiled and said, "I am willing to lose the bet, ten times." β
Princess Qingle also smiled and said, "Cousin Xuan, where is the fish you caught?" Two of my fish are being sent to the kitchen. β
Zhou Xuan shouted, "Wow. You're cheating! β
Princess Qingle "Gege" smiled: "I don't care, anyway, Cousin Xuan doesn't have a fish, I won." β
Zhou Xuan sighed: "Only women and villains are difficult to raiseβI'll write to them." β
"Cousin Xuan, I also want to write a letter to my father and mother."
Princess Qingle followed with a skirt in one hand, and the ivory-red clogs beat briskly on the bluestone floor, which has the charm of Xi Shi's "ringing corridor".
The aromatic tea has been ground into an inkstone, and the ink fragrance is far away.
Zhou Xuan sat down at the desk, spread out a piece of Jingxian paper, and cut it into three parts. Hand one to Princess Qingle.
Fangcha moved an embroidery pier, and Princess Qingle sat next to Zhou Xuan, and she was also obsessed with managing Xiao Yanghao, hesitating how to write a letter to her father and mother?
Zhou Xuan had already figured out how to write. Pick up the pen and write, and the soft pen touches on the thin and smooth Jingxian paper. It feels very good, as if the fingers are so crisp on Princess Qingle's skin, but I can hear the "rustling" sound, and it doesn't take three quarters of an hour for the recital to Li Yu and the letter to Xiao Zhouhou to be written. looked sideways at Princess Qingle, frowning lightly. The pen was at a loss, and there was not a word on the paper. "Cousin Xuan has written it? Let me see. β
Princess Qingle took Zhou Xuan's two letters and read them, and said with a smile: "Cousin Xuan's writing is really good, especially for my mother, I wrote everything I wanted to write, I'll copy it-
Zhou Xuan glared and said, "This is also copying?" You have to write it yourself, just write about how you took risks. Then he suffered from severe anxiety. Now Quanzhou is recuperating and begging to return to Jinling. β
Wait for Princess Qingle to write a good letter. It was past noon, and the cook had already sent lunch to the small hall, and the two red carp were burned on a large plate, and Zhou Xuan stayed to eat with Princess Qingle.
Princess Qingle looked at Zhou Xuan, who was eating very indecently, and said, "Cousin Xuan said before that I don't know how to be elegant, but now this fish is what Cousin Xuan eats the most." β
After the meal, Zhou Xuan sealed the chapter and the letter, went to Chen Ji, and asked him to send someone to report to Jinling with urgent documents, and it is estimated that it will take more than a month to go back and forth.
The four idiots were waiting for the "Snow Lion King" wholeheartedly, and they were busy choosing concubines for the "Snow Lion King" and equipping them with insect food, and they were busy until the evening before selecting six three-tailed females.
It is very strange that male crickets are very frightened when they encounter the "Snow Lion King", but these three-tailed females are not afraid at all, and they seem to be quite presumptuous, using their tentacles to tease the "Snow Lion King", which seems to be teasing, and the "Snow Lion King" looks like Megumi Yanagishita.
The four idiots said: "Master, the Snow Lion King is not a woman." β
Zhou Xuan smiled: "It's not time yet, you will see it in two days, you have to hand over the tail several times a day, the fierce insects are all keen to cross the tail, and they have excess energy, hehe." β
The four idiots felt very uncomfortable talking about this topic, so they said: "I will find a green-backed insect to fight with the Snow Lion King tomorrow, and offer a reward of 1,000 taels of silver, just for defeat." β
Zhou Xuan said: "Don't be too ostentatious, don't let the Snow Lion King become famous." β
The four idiots let out a "hmm".
Zhou Xuan has been tired from running around for the past few days, and he went to bed early.
Early the next morning, Princess Qingle came to Zhou Xuan's courtyard with cumin and aromatic tea, and the four idiots had already gotten up and were feeding the "Snow Lion King", and several sergeants stood on the side to listen to her instructions, preparing to go to Quanzhou City to find the greenback insect to fight with the "Snow Lion King".
Princess Qingle was a little embarrassed when she saw the four idiots, but she almost touched the bed of Mr. Fourth, but fortunately, Mr. Fourth had already left the palace in order to practice divine skills.
Princess Qingle asked cumin to come forward and ask.
Cumin approached and asked, "Mr. Fourth, where is my uncle?" β
The four idiots pointed to the wooden building: "The master is still lying high." β
Princess Qingle came to Zhou Xuan's bedroom and knocked on the door: "Cousin Xuan-cousin Xuan-"
After a while, the door opened, and Zhou Xuan said sleepily, "Princess, what's the matter?" β
Princess Qingle looked behind her, and saw that only cumin and Fangcha were paying attention to her, so she dodged into the door, and quickly closed the door, and said with a smile: "Come and see the people who are lazy-" Then her eyes straightened, staring at Zhou Xuan's lower body somewhere.
Zhou Xuanzheng was sleeping soundly, and was suddenly woken up, with a strong morning erection, and a lonely peak rose under his underwear.
Zhou Xuan looked down, "Ah", quickly jumped back on the bed to lie down, and shouted: "Don't look at indecent things!" β
Princess Qingle was very bold when she was alone with Zhou Xuan, and she actually took off her agarwood shoes and got tired of going to bed, riding on Zhou Xuan, who was covered with a thin jacket. Tired of laughing: "What are you afraid of, I'm going to marry cousin Xuan sooner or later, and didn't I see it that morning?" Hee-hee-"
Zhou Xuanyi turned over, but pressed Princess Qingle under him, Bo Shu was separated between the two, and said viciously: "You are embarrassed to say that a princess steals my pants, she is really thick-skinned!" "Lifted off the thin jacket and turned Princess Qingle on her stomach. slapped twice on the round buttocks that bulged like melons, and said with a smile: "I lost the fishing yesterday, and I dare to lie on the skin, I will be tortured." β
Princess Qingle's body twisted. Laughing and panting: "Don't hit me, don't hit me." Tapβ"
Zhou Xuan said: "Oh, it turned out to be a tap." Then he hit her elastic buttocks a few times, and asked with a smile: "How do you feel now?" Is it comfortable? β
Princess Qingle's delicate body writhed like a snake, and she said in a greasy voice: "Well, it's comfortable." Cousin Xuan fights againβ"
Zhou Xuan grinned and reached out from under Princess Qingle's skirt. Groping up along the calf, I felt that Princess Qingle's whole body was tense all of a sudden, and the smooth skin of the calf was terrified with fine particles, holding her breath silently.
Zhou Xuan said in a low voice: "I want to stick the meat and beat it." "I felt that my voice was also a little short-panting.
Princess Qingle's face was flushed, and her voice was low: "Don't-" said "don't", but there was no intention of stopping it in action.
The texture is fine, creamy and crispy. Touch it all the way. Zhou Xuan's entire palm is **, with round thighs and buttocks augmented on the ground. Press it and it bounce up, both strong and softβ
Princess Qingle was hot, turned her head and turned her neck and said, "Cousin Xuan, hug me." Facing away from Zhou Xuan made her feel unsteady, and asked Zhou Xuan to hug her tightly in front of her.
Princess Qingle is slender and slender, and her prone posture is even more attractive, from shoulders to waist, hips, and legs, the graceful and smooth curves can be composed into a song, and can be filled into a word, so beautiful that people can't help but want to kiss every inch of her skin-
Zhou Xuan did just that, kissing Princess Qingle's thin waist through two layers of skirts, and then going down, rising along a beautiful arc, that feeling made the whole body and mind tremble.
Princess Qingle was so itchy that "Gege" smiled and begged: "Cousin Xuan let me get up, let me turn overββ"
Zhou Xuan said: "Huzhu, don't move, your buttocks are so beautiful." "Slowly lift Princess Qingle's violet palace skirt.
Princess Qingle's cheeks were hot, she reached out and pressed her skirt back, and said coquettishly: "Cousin Color, how can you say that people's buttocks are beautiful!" Isn't my face beautiful? β
Zhou Xuan smiled "hey", lay sideways beside Princess Qingle, kissed her on the forehead, and praised: "The princess is beautiful everywhere." β
Princess Qingle turned sideways to face Zhou Xuan, her cheeks were like fire, her eyes were like water, and she said in a low voice: "Cousin Xuan, Hu Zhu is really happy, although I have experienced ups and downs in the past month, I can be with Cousin Xuan, and in the end I don't have to go to the Southern Han Dynasty to marry Snow Pig, Hu Zhu has to wake up with a smile in her sleep, if it weren't for this experience, I'm afraid it would be difficult for me to marry Cousin Xuan, and my father and mother would not agree, and now, I have to marry Cousin Xuan, we have already shared the same bedββ"
Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "This is called cutting first and then playing, it is also called raw rice and cooked rice, it is also called wood has become a boat, and it is called a virgin to become a sister-in-lawββ"
Cumin and Fangcha were bored standing outside, so they went to see Mr. Fourth feeding the insects, and after a while, they saw General Chen Ji coming in a hurry and asked, "Where is the county prince?" β
Cumin hurriedly said: "My uncle hasn't woken up yet, Her Royal Highness the princess has gone down to urge." β
Chen Ji looked at it, okay, the bedroom door was closed, and he was doing such nonsense early in the morning, so he said: "Xiao Cumin hurriedly went to report to the county prince, saying that General Qi and Feng Ajian had arrived." β
"General Qi is here on the Lingfei!" Xiao Cumin was surprised and delighted, ran to the door of Zhou Xuan's bedroom in broken steps, and said loudly: "Uncle, General Qi and Feng Ajian are here, and they are on the Lingfei." I could hear the sound of my aunt in the room, and then the sound of my clothes rubbing.
Cumin tilted her mouth and shook her head secretly.
After a while, Zhou Xuan and Princess Qingle came out, cumin was very good at observing, seeing that Princess Qingle's morning combed bun was a little messy, and the palace skirt was also a little wrinkled, and what was even more strange was that the princess kept spitting "baba, baba, baba", as if she had eaten the fruit of the numb, without the etiquette of a royal princess, but her eyes were watery and looked at her uncle, half ashamed and half annoyed, full of charm.
Xiao Cumin said in her heart: "What did the princess eat in her aunt's room, don't you like to eat?" Whoa, whoa? It's weird! β
Zhou Xuan was very thick-skinned, as if nothing had happened, and asked Chen Ji with a spring breeze on his face: "Where are General Qi and Feng Ajian?" β
I heard the sound of footsteps outside the courtyard gate, and a group of people flocked in, but it was the eight Jingxu Palace female officials and Gong E who were supervised by Feng A, and when they saw Princess Qingle standing here, they couldn't help but have a mixture of joy and sorrow, and bowed to the ground, crying and laughing: "Your Highness - finally see Your Highness!" β
Princess Qingle was very happy, and helped her up one by one and said, "Eunuch Feng, why are you here?" β
"The Princess!"
General Qi sat on a rattan sedan chair and was carried in by two Fenghua soldiers, his leg injury was not healed, and he struggled to pay homage.
Zhou Xuan hurriedly held it down, didn't let him get off the ground, and said: "Don't move too much, otherwise the broken bones will grow crookedβgo to the hall and sit down first, and speak slowly." β
Feng Ah Jian and Zhong Gong E saluted Zhou Xuan again, Zhou Xuan returned the salute, and said in his heart: "Fortunately, I didn't move the princess, otherwise Feng Ah Eunuch, a virgin identification expert, would know it at a glance." β
Sit down in the hall, General Qi reported goodbye to Zhou Xuan, it turned out that day Zhou Xuan and Prince Snow Pig and a group of sixteen people landed in Changxi, Fuzhou to rescue Princess Qingle, General Qi followed Zhou Xuan's order to continue to track the ship of the Eight Kingdoms in front of him, until the coast of Zhangzhou intercepted the ship, the warriors of the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian on the ship died in battle, surrendered and surrendered, and when asked, I learned that Princess Qingle was indeed held hostage by Seng Jingquan and landed in Changxi, General Qi led two ships to return, and met Lin Jidi ship on the coast of Hui'an yesterday, Knowing that Zhou Xuan successfully rescued the princess and took Quanzhou with a miraculous plan, he was overjoyed, so Starry Night brought Feng Ajian and others to visit.
Eunuch Feng saw Princess Qingle's face, white and red, extremely delicate, and wondered: "Your Highness, I heard General Lin say that His Royal Highness has suffered from a frightened disease, has he recovered?" β
Zhou Xuan replied: "The princess was too frightened, especially frightened on the sea boat, went ashore, and was carefully treated by the imperial doctor Fang, and now it is much more stable, but the Southern Han Dynasty is not able to go for the time being, Feng Ajian will accompany the princess to stay in Quanzhou, Prince Liu Shousu also agreed to the princess to stay here, but I still have to go to the Xingwang Mansion to explain to the Han Emperor." β
Feng Ah Jian should claim that it is, and said in his heart: "Very good, the county prince finally left the princess, it should be an excuse to be worried, right?" β