drove all the people in the living room out, and only Gongsun Wude and Gongsun Helan were left in the entire hall, staring at each other with two big eyes like fighting cocks.

"Do you really want to do that?" Gongsun Wudeba blinked his two old eyes and stared at his good nephew, the old skin on his face trembled, and his expression looked like constipation.

"Hmm." didn't nod, Gongsun Helan crossed his arms, just hummed coolly, and there seemed to be a look of excitement and excitement between the corners of his eyes and eyebrows.

"Would it work the other way?" Gongsun Wude swallowed and foamed, trying to make the last struggle, that look, like a little daughter-in-law who had suffered all kinds of grievances in her in-law's house and had no place to tell.

"That's not negotiable?!" Seeing Gongsun Helan shaking his head, Gongsun Wude's little temper jumped out at once, raised his hand and pointed at Gongsun Helan's nose and scolded loudly: "You little rabbit cub, don't you have hard wings?" Do you know what it means to respect the old and love the young? Do you know what is the difference between young and old? Do you know?"

"Uncle, you can fight back." Seeing that the old man was getting more and more excited, Gongsun Helan had to remind him loudly: "You are a heavy hand, even if you break your arm and leg, I won't mind, who made me a junior, your nephew?" ”

"To tell the truth, if it weren't for Brother Liu saying that the injury can't be faked, the nephew really can't bear to shoot at the uncle" Without a little unbearable look, Gongsun Helan said with a look of inadequacy: "So, in order to make up for the guilt in the nephew's heart, the uncle is still good." There are some injuries on the body, and my nephew's heart is a little more relaxed, really, I don't mind, if there are any means, the uncle just has to do it to the fullest, I won't complain about the uncle. ”

"You don't mind, I don't mind!" Looking at the little cub in front of him who still had a face and claimed to be his nephew, Gongsun Wude's anger didn't come to a place: "It is said that it is a play on the spot and played for outsiders to watch, but who knows if your kid will take the opportunity to kill him?" Lao Tzu Lai Hao is also a prison general, if it is rumored that he can't even beat his nephew, where is there any face to fight in the army? ”

Knowing that he was no longer the opponent of their Xiao Lan'er, between "being beaten and being beaten", Gongsun Wude had to fight back bravely, striving to save some of his old face.

"What's wrong with everyone fighting fairly by force?" Gongsun Helan looked his uncle up and down with bad intentions, and the thief smiled: "Uncle used to teach his nephew like this, why now, Uncle is a little afraid to do so?" ”

Thinking about his miserable childhood in the past, which was unbearable to look back on, living in the shadow of his father and uncle's fists and feet, Gongsun Helan's determination to soften a little just now couldn't help but become extremely firm again. If you don't take advantage of this opportunity to beat people up and vent your anger, you will definitely regret it in the future.

"Who said Lao Tzu wouldn't dare?!" As if he had been stepped on by someone's tail, Gongsun Wude shouted at that time, but then thought that he was at a disadvantage no matter what he said now, his tone couldn't help but soften again, and he snorted twice dissatisfiedly, and said: "As an elder, Lao Tzu just doesn't want to take advantage of you, if it weren't for the fact that you can get rid of the crime, do you think you can touch Lao Tzu with your three-legged cat's kung fu?" ”

Anyway, bragging and not having the capital, Gongsun Wude can be regarded as having an old face tonight, and when he says it, his face does not feel red at all.

"Uncle is righteous, nephew is also very grateful and admired, as the saying goes, the so-called long poison is better than short pain, or let's start now, right?" Without the slightest sense of gratitude, Gongsun Helan looked at Gongsun Wude with bright eyes. "Wait!" Looking at Gongsun Helan with a wicked smile on his face, Gongsun Wude couldn't help but take a step back, and stopped in a loud voice: "If you want to fight, you can change one punch for one punch!" ”

"Good!" Gongsun Helan was also unequivocal, and promised that as long as he could beat the uncle happily, it would be worth beating again.

"Look at my black tiger digging out my heart!" The first strike is strong, and the second attack suffers, how could Gongsun Wude, who has been in the army all his life, not know this truth, so taking advantage of Gongsun Helan's unpreparedness, the old man unceremoniously poked a punch into his good nephew's chest.

"Despicable! Watch me swing my tail! Gongsun Helan also did not show weakness, stiffened Gongsun Wude's punch, and then returned a kick.

"Watch me punch head-on!"

"Look at me!"

"Little cub, are you really playing?! Good! Watch me play with pearls!! ”

"Monkey peach-picking!"

"Plug your nostrils upside down!"

"Yellow dog peeing!"

Crackling, after a while, the tables, chairs and benches in the kung fu were all messed up into a pot of porridge, when the people guarding outside the hall heard the sound and came in, the grandfather and grandson were already panting, and they were lying on the ground intertwined, one with a blue nose and a swollen face, and a swollen nose and blue nose, all of which were like the cooked pig's head on the tribute table, and they looked full of joy.

"Crazy! It's crazy: dare to fight every afternoon! , another fist slammed into Gongsun He's jaw, Tian Pingzhu Gangde shouted to the housekeeper who came in: "Gongsun Qi, Gongsun Yi, what are you still standing for, why don't you get this little cub up for me?" Ouch!! ”

Accidentally, Gongsun Wude's left eye caught on again, and the already dark blue eye circles looked even more colorful.

"Young Master! Master! Wake up, what's wrong with you?! Seeing that Gongsun Helan sat on the body of their general in a blink of an eye, he was about to beat him again, so frightened that Gongsun Qi and the two hurriedly stepped forward to set up Gongsun Helan, so that they did their best not to let him move again, so as not to add scars to their general's face.

"The demon is gone, my grandson is here! Hugh wants to hurt my master! ”

"Second junior brother! Eight precepts! Where did you die, why don't you come and save the master?! ”

"Huh?" Gongsun Helan's series of lines made everyone in the hall stunned, which one is this singing, young master? What master, Bajie's? Where is this?

"Crazy little cub, this is crazy!" Gongsun Wude took the opportunity to get up from the ground and gave a judgment loudly in a very stylish manner: "Tie him up first, so that he can watch it, and ask someone to invite Lang Zhong to come and see!" ”

Nothing was said all night.

In the early morning of the next day, Gongsun Wude got up from the couch early, and without the slightest modification of the wounded on the opposite side, put on his official uniform and ran to the palace.

Yesterday, Gongsun Helan slept on the couch in the name of drunkenness, and the waiter who was so anxious to pass the decree was crying and returned to the palace to reply to the decree, which was a polite refusal of the emperor's summons.

"Ouch! General Gongsun, what's wrong with you? Coming out of the Hongwen Palace, seeing Gongsun Xiaowude's face blue and purple like a pig's head, Li Ran couldn't help but ask in surprise: "Your face?" Who is this, such a bold man, who dares to beat me as a general of the Tang Dynasty, is there still a royal law? ”

"Ouch, Mr. Li, don't talk about it, the family is unfortunate, the family is unlucky!" Gongsun Wude said with a gloomy face: "That little Lan'er in our family, somehow, lost her mind and went crazy, after she woke up from alcohol last night, she was like a mad dog, taking advantage of the old man's defense, and coming up to the old man was a fat beating, if it weren't for the old man's body and bones, I am afraid that he would not be able to come to the palace today." ”

"What? Crazy? In the Hongwen Palace, Li Shimin listened to Gongsun Wude's report, put down the music in his hand, looked up at Gongsun Wude who was standing below, and when he saw the injuries on the face of this old man, especially the two of them who were addicted to black eyes, he couldn't help but gasp: This old fox is really willing to pay for it!

"Yes, Your Majesty, you're crazy." Gongsun Wude was shy and shy, and said in a sonorous voice: "Sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad, when it's good, it's no different from normal people, when it's bad, it's like a mad dog, it's simply that the six relatives don't recognize it, God kills it, our Gongsun family can be the only seedling, why did God let him get this strange disease?" ”

With a blink of his eyes, Gongsun Wude really squeezed out two tears, an old man in his forties and fifties, the general of the Left Prison Gate of the Tang Dynasty, cried miserably in front of Li Shimin.

"Can you please Lang Zhong? What did Lang Zhong say? Knowing that Gongsun Wude was acting, Li Shimin had to fully cooperate, and after a little comfort, he asked about Gongsun Helan's condition very playfully.

"Emperor Lao was concerned and invited a few Langzhong, but he couldn't diagnose the reason." Putting away his tears, Gongsun Wude bowed and replied: "This time I entered the palace for the ministers, one is to apologize to the emperor for yesterday's incident on behalf of Xiaolan'er, and the other is to ask the emperor for a few imperial doctors to go back, see if there is any improvement, and ask the emperor to be gracious." ”

"Well, this is as it should be, although Gongsun Helan has made some mistakes at the border, no matter how I say it, he is also the captain of my Tang Dynasty and the nephew of General Gongsun. You can't afford to slack off. Li Shimin turned his head and instructed Li Ran: "You will go to the Imperial Doctor's Office to preach your will, and the Imperial Doctor's Office ordered Ren Cheng to personally rush to Gongsun Mansion to treat Gongsun Helan." ”

"Yes, at the feast." Li Ran happily agreed.

"The emperor is sympathetic, and the ministers thank the emperor!" Gongsun Wude took advantage of the situation and bent down to thank him.

"Okay, Aiqing is injured, and it is inconvenient to stay for a long time, so I will go back to the house with the imperial doctor to recuperate in a while." Nodding lightly, Li Shimin waved his hand and sent Gongsun Wude away.

"Your Majesty, Captain Gongsun has a stubborn illness and is mentally unclear, so it is inconvenient to interrogate, I don't know how to reply to this Gaochang palindrome, how should Weichen reply?" Seeing Gongsun Wude slowly retreating, he was in charge of handling the text of Gaochang's palindrome and made a statement.

"If you have a crazy person, even your own uncle and uncle dare to kill him, what else can't be done?" Glancing at Feng Wen lightly, Li Shimin said slowly and softly: "Aiqing just reply truthfully." ”

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