Hilarious Soldier Ruffian Chapter 319: Invincible Big Fool!

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Author: Hanxue Independent Man (Bookstore)

Category: Historical Military

originally planned well, but because Jiang Danian misunderstood, he threw away the second squad leader's clay mask and other beauty and skin care products, which made things changeable.

Xu Yan vetoed his proposal to remedy the situation and let him supervise the training of Xiang Yang and the others with Luo Yifei, while he returned to the dormitory and prepared to personally persuade Yuan Chun, the second squad leader.

Back in the dormitory, Xu Yan saw Yuan Chun, the second squad leader, at a glance, this guy was standing in front of the open cabinet in a daze, as if he had lost his soul, obviously not coming out of the previous blow.

A cabinet of beauty and skin care products, many of which were collected with great difficulty, were not very willing to use them on weekdays, but now they were all thrown into the toilet by Jiang Danian, and his heart throbbed for a while when he thought of this.

Xu Yan looked at the second squad leader for a while, and knew from his appearance that he had received a lot of blows this time, but he did not directly persuade him, but said with a little unhappiness: "Why are you still here in a daze, you are training, just waiting for you, hurry up and train!" ”

Hearing the word training, Yuan Chun, the second squad leader, finally came back to his senses and said angrily: "You ruined my mud mask, I don't want to train!" ”

"You promised to train, but now you can't go back, and a big man, for a little mud mask, as for this?" Xu Yan pouted.

"Is that a bit of mud mask, it's a cupboard, and you know what kind of mud it is, it's deep-sea mud, I finally got it, I don't want to use it on weekdays, and now it's all ruined!" The second squad leader said sharply, he was angry when he mentioned this, if he hadn't been able to beat Jiang Danian and them, he was afraid that he would have already done it.

"You go to train first, and if you win the game back, I'll pay you!" Xu Yan said in a flickering manner, using the strategy of delaying the army. Let's get him to train first.

But the second squad leader is not a fool, of course he will not be easily fooled, and said: "There is no mud and no skin care products, I won't train if I die, I will be tanned and ugly!" ”

Persuasion. But he couldn't move the second squad leader, Xu Yan was a little impatient, and threatened: "You'd better train honestly, otherwise if you annoy me, believe it or not, I'll make two openings in your face!" ”

Seeing the fierce glint flashing in Xu Yan's eyes, the second squad leader couldn't help but shrink his nose and neck, he had been taught by Xu Yan before, and he understood Xu Yan's madness, he was really afraid that he would do something out of the ordinary!

How clever Xu Yan is. As soon as I saw the expression of the second squad leader, I knew that he was shaken, and said lightly: "If you don't go to training, I will scratch your face; Or you obediently go to training, and I will pay you a mask when you go back, you can choose for yourself! ”

"I didn't say I wouldn't train before, why do you want to throw away my skin care products, there is no mud and I train every day. Can I still want my face? The second squad leader complained.

Hearing the second squad leader say this, Xu Yan knew that he had compromised. As long as he threatens again, he will definitely train obediently, but Xu Yan did not do this, and the effect of blind pressure is not good, only Enwei and give a sweet date. In this way, the enthusiasm can be mobilized to the greatest extent.

Therefore, he changed his previous toughness, rolled his eyes, and comforted softly: "Actually, it's not as serious as you said, even if you train every day." The face doesn't have to get rougher! Seeing that the second squad leader didn't believe it, Xu Yan said again: "Don't believe it, then let me ask you the beautiful officer who came to me a few days ago, what do you think of her skin, and his face is rough?" ”

"She's supple and radiant, and of course it's superb." The second squad leader was stunned for a moment and said truthfully.

"And how is her skin better than yours?" Xu Yan asked again.

"Better than my skin!" The second squad leader hesitated and said, Zhong Ming's skin he was very envious.

"That's it, that beautiful officer is called Zhong Ming, she is a core member of the Dragon Tooth Special Operations Brigade, you must know the Dragon Tooth Special Operations Brigade, it is a special forces, their training intensity is far several times higher than ours, but his skin has not been affected in any way..." On the contrary, it will become firmer and more delicate. ”

"So how does she get her beauty, and what brand of clay or mask does she use?" The second squad leader was interested, focusing not on training, but on beauty, just like most women.

"I don't know about this, I haven't asked before." Xu Yan shook his head, seeing the disappointment on the second squad leader's face, he said with relief: "But you don't have to worry, only you train hard, after I finish training, I will call her, ask her how to exercise and beauty, and ask her to mail some skin care products, to ensure that your face will not be affected badly, maybe it can get better!" ”

If you want to talk about the understanding of beauty and skin care, ten Xu Yan is not as good as the second squad leader, but if you want to talk about foolishness, one hundred second squad leaders are not Xu Yan's opponents.

Xu Yan coerced and seduced, on the one hand, he threatened hard, and on the other hand, he gave way to the second squad leader in three or two clicks, and obediently went to training.

The two came to the training site together, and the second squad leader Yuan Chun said to Xu Yan, asking him to remember to call, and took the initiative to run around the hardened road.

Luo Yifei Jiang Danian was surprised by this scene, and Luo Yifei was curious: "Xu Yan, how did you do it?" ”

It is not surprising that Xu Yan can convince the second squad leader, but like now, he has to be surprised to let the second squad leader train willingly.

"Shanren's free plan!" Xu Yan said a word, and briefly told the story of the matter.

After listening to Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian, they couldn't help but look at each other, even Zhong Ming used it as a template, what he said was reasonable, this trick is really not ordinarily strong.

"Xu Yan, does Zhong Ming really have a unique beauty method?" Jiang Danian asked, some believing it.

"I don't know, but I guess there is no ** out of ten." Xu Yan said.

"Then aren't you lying to him?" Jiang Danian's eyes widened, thinking it was true, but he didn't expect it to be fooling, and said worriedly: "What if he sees through it and doesn't train hard when he goes back?" ”

"Isn't that you!" Xu Yan smiled and suddenly asked a question: "Do you know the emperor's new clothes?" ”

"Yes!"

"You want to..."

"That's right, the three of them become tigers, when the time comes, I'll just get a few masks, say a beauty solution, and after he uses it, every time we see him, we say that his skin has improved, and then let everyone do this, hypnotize him over and over again, and over time, I'm not afraid that he will believe it." Xu Yan smiled confidently, and he was in his chest.

Luo Yifei: "..."

Jiang Danian: "..."

After explaining, Xu Yan turned his gaze to the hardened ground again, but saw that Gao Ren and Wu Liang were a little slack, not as hard as Xiang Yang and the second squad leader, and his brows were slightly raised.

Luo Yifei followed her gaze and proposed: "Xu Yan, Gao Ren and Wu Liang are a little slack, do you want to get some tricks to take care of?" ”

"I have my own plans!"

"What are you going to do?

"Borrow a military dog!"

(To be continued.) Chapter 319: Invincible Big Fool!