In the cottage in the mountains, Emperor Li Yuan finally found the life of his dreams, eating meat, drinking wine in a big bowl, enjoying a dance of different races by the way, doing nothing every day, doing whatever he wants.

But the comfortable days seemed to be only a few days, and on this day, the old man drank too much wine and was about to go back to his treehouse to have a good rest, but as soon as he returned to the house, he was knocked on the door.

"Come in!" The old man was in a bit of a bad mood, wondering who was going to disturb the nap.

"Crunch", the door was pushed open, and the person who came in was not surprised, it was really Li Muyun's kid.

But to the old man's surprise, Li Muyun didn't say a word after coming in, and knelt directly on the ground, and kowtowed three times.

The little old man who originally wanted to teach Li Muyun a few words was instantly stunned by these three rings, it was not that no one had kowtowed to him before, but no one kowtowed so inexplicably.

And just when the little old man couldn't figure out the situation with his head covered and his head covered, Li Muyun on the ground spoke: "Dad, the child is not filial and has caused trouble outside, and now His Majesty the Emperor has sent a warrior to cut off my head, and the child will not be able to serve you in the future, take care of your old age!" The child is gone! ”

'Bang bang', three more heads knocked down, and then Li Muyun got up from the ground, turned around and walked out.

One step, two steps, seeing that he was about to walk to the door of the room, Li Yuan hadn't stopped him yet.

This made Li Muyun's heart beat faster, and he said that nothing would go wrong, right? Could it be that this old man was really stunned by himself? Forgot that you should stop yourself?

Or is this old man a liar at all, and he doesn't have the strength to shock others at all? Everything was pretended by him? If that's the case, this special fun will be great, I really want to be like Su Wanqing said, and wander the world with a tail.

And just when Li Muyun had already grabbed the open door in his hand and was about to take the door away immediately, there was a sudden shout from behind him from the old Li Yuan: "Rebel!" Stop for Lao Tzu! ”

Whew, hearing this, Li Muyun breathed a long sigh of relief, but he pretended to have a sincere and frightened expression on his face, and turned around and walked back.

"Tell me what's going on! Isn't that a samurai shoshu the Ministry of Works? When did he have the right to cut off someone's head? And what the hell are you in trouble, why is that kid in the palace cutting off your head! Old Li Yuan's face was obviously unhappy, and he didn't know if he was angry with Li Muyun or who he was angry with.

"Alas, Dad, it's a long story here, don't we have a black stone mine, but some time ago a group of beards came to occupy it, and the child felt angry but took people to theorize, but the gang of beards was not strong, not only did not leave, but even took out a knife to resist, and the child was angry for a while, so he let Diethorn Mu arrest them all......"

Speaking of this, Li Muyun stopped.

Li Yuan was about to hear what happened later, but there was no follow-up, and the old man was naturally even more angry, so he glared at Li Muyun: "And then!" ”

"No more, those beards don't know why, the resistance is very fierce, and the children are not careful, they will kill them all!" Li Muyun blinked his big innocent eyes, it felt like he was saying that he had just dug out an ant's nest a few days ago.

"Killed? Didn't leave one? Li Yuan frowned.

"Those who saw me were killed, and a few who didn't see them ran away." Li Muyun said honestly.

"Confused! If you want to do this kind of thing, you should cut the grass and eradicate the roots. "Old Li Yuan is obviously not a good person, after listening to what Li Muyun said, he already had a judgment in his heart, knowing that things would never be as simple as he said, but he did not pursue the matter of killing dozens of people, but counted him for not cutting the grass and eradicating the roots.

This greatly surprised Li Muyun, who had made up some other lies, but now it seems that they are no longer useful.

"And then? How did the kid in the palace know about this? Seeing that Li Muyun stopped talking, Li Yuan then asked.

"Then, then the child was denounced by others, saying that I killed innocents indiscriminately, disregarded the law of the country, and wanted to rebel or something."

"The! That's what happens when you pretend to be a calf! Li Yuan was not polite, pointed at Li Muyun and scolded: "Aren't you a cow?" Isn't the sky not afraid of the earth? The family of the criminal department Shangshu also dared to break in, and chased and killed the only son of the criminal department Shangshu for thousands of miles, now it's okay, it's been designed! ”

"No, then, then he robbed me of my food!" Hearing that the little old man linked this matter with Han Ai before, Li Muyun also reacted and roughly guessed the cause and effect of everything.

"Alright, it's too late to say anything!" Li Yuan glared at Li Muyun hatefully, poked him a few times with his hand, and finally rummaged through his clothes for a long time, found a jade pendant that was not big, and threw it to Li Muyun: "You can take this thing with you, if it is really a warrior, I think he will not embarrass you." ”

"Really?" Li Muyun hurriedly fished the pendant in his hand, looked at it over and over for a long time, and didn't see what this thing was.

Feeling that his majesty was offended, Li Yuan immediately glared: "The old man spits on a nail and never tells lies, if that warrior really dares, you see how the old man will clean him up when he goes back!" ”

"No, it's not, I mean, this thing is real and fake, how can it look like the jade is not good......"

"Get out, get out of here!"

Regarding Li Muyun's behavior of being cheap and selling well, old Li Yuan gritted his teeth and hated it, and raised his hand to throw the tea bowl in his hand, but found that Li Muyun, who was supposed to be standing in place, had already run out of the door, and at the same time his voice came from outside: "Old man, your tea is not delicious, I'll get you something good when I get back!" ”

……

Li Muyun left like this, taking the token of old Li Yuan with him.

Chen Mutou didn't say a word from the end, but waited until he had already disappeared before he said to Lao Li Yuan: "Emperor Taishang, is it ...... for you to do this?"

"Isn't it what?" Li Yuan glanced at Chen Mu.

"The Emperor, there is something strange in this matter, and the minister thinks that we should not interfere too much." Chen Mu said hesitantly.

"You know a fart, since the second brother sent a samurai to come, this is enough to show that he wants to make a big deal small, I am just doing this to make a favor, by the way, I would like to warn those who want to make trouble, don't bother me if you have nothing to do."

"But the Emperor, wouldn't everyone know that you had left the palace?"

"What if you get it? Do they dare to come to me for trouble? ”

I don't know if it's because I'm in menopause, Lao Li Yuan's temper is difficult to figure out, and Chen Muyuan was speechless in one sentence.

(End of chapter)