Xu Ang went out and was about to find water to wash his hands, but he saw Chen Liang sitting under the shade of the tree in a daze, and he didn't know what he was thinking, so he simply walked to the side and sat down.

"Brother Liang, Master Mu and I were just rehearsing just now." Xu Ang said, as if he wanted to comfort Chen Liang

Chen Liang was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood what Xu Ang meant, and said with a smile

"Brother Ang, you think too much, how can it be possible for Master Mu to be the kind of person I am, I saw her go to the roof to chat with you a few nights ago, she is so handsome! I can't say that it's the second Yang Leshui, and only you Xu Ershao can handle it, and my career of saving thousands of girls can't stop here! Chen Liang said with a sneer

Xu Ang was also funny when he heard it, there was only one Leshui in his heart at the moment, and he felt sorry for Mu Caiyun, and when he thought of Leshui, he smiled in his heart and said

"My Jia Leshui and Master Mu are both strong in martial arts, I don't know who is more powerful in the fight!"

Chen Liang was startled and said, "Don't! This backyard is on fire, but it's you Second Master Xu who is unlucky! It doesn't matter who is better, but the unluckiest one is definitely you. ”

Xu Ang saw that Chen Liang was still no different from the usual flowers, so he put his mind at ease and stopped talking, I don't know if he was thinking about Miss Yang Leshui who was far away in the capital.

"Brother Ang! Where did you say Mixiao went? After a while, Chen Liang suddenly asked about this matter leisurely, feeling that this was what he was thinking about under this tree.

Xu Ang thought for a while and said, "I don't know, but there was something strange about that day, and it was confusing." ”

Chen Liang sighed, his heart was tied to Hanxiao, and then said, "Brother Ang, do you think I can handle a woman like Hanxiao?" If you become an official, it will be easy to soak! ”

When Xu Ang heard this, he also understood, it turned out that Chen Liang was confessing that he had no ability, and summed up his experience and said

"Brother Liang, it doesn't matter if you are an official or not! These are all foreign objects! You really have to rely on yourself, if you want to pick up girls, you have to study! ”

"Read more? Can you pick up girls by reading? I don't understand what Brother Ang said. Chen Liang said

"Yes, being an official pickled girl, that's relying on foreign things, it's not a real skill! Only by reading more books and relying on knowledge is the real ability! In order to soak in a good girl! Xu Ang said

"May it be auspicious!" Chen Liang squatted there and continued to ask, Xu Ang said it mysteriously, he really didn't understand.

Xu Ang suddenly stroked his palms and laughed, thinking in his heart, this is my personal summary! If a person is handsome, he should read more, and if he is ugly, he must read more, what does he rely on for more than 20 years? It's what I learned from books! What is reading for? That's just to pretend to be forced! He said

"What Brother Liang said is not bad! It's true that you can only pick up girls by reading, I studied hard for more than ten years in order to pretend to be good, and now I pretend to be forced for three days and three nights without blinking my eyes. It's not too late for you to study hard, only when you read the book well, can you improve your forced style, and if you improve your forced style, you can soak in the girl! In order to soak in high-quality chicks! ”

"Brother Ang! What does it mean to pretend to be forced? Chen Liang asked

Xu Ang was stunned for a moment, it turned out that there were no words in this world, and he immediately patiently explained to Chen Liang, and by the way, he also explained what it means to be forced. Chen Liang's eyes lit up when he heard it, there were such incisive words, simple two words, containing countless things and countless truths!

Chen Liang had seen Xu Ang's pretending skills, and he was happy to see him clapping his hands and praising him. glanced at Xu Ang and said

"Others study for the Golden House, Yan Ruyu, and for fame! And my brother Ang is humble and low-key, and he is dedicated to learning just to pretend to be forced, which really makes me feel ashamed! ”

When Xu Ang heard it, isn't that the case? He explained to Chen Liang

As a person who is purely pretending, a person who has detached himself from low-level fun pretending, if you don't read? How is it possible to pretend to win against others? Others casually say an allusion, you still think that others praise you, in fact, the ancestors have been scolded for eight lifetimes, and those famous scholars, proficient in the eight Chinese dialects, never forget, can read the book once you can recite it, export into chapters, three steps into poetry! Which is not pretending? It's just that others pretend to be different! The only person in the world who can pretend to be forced is a reader! The more you read and the more you learn, the more you can pretend and the more you can pretend! You still can't do anything about these people! And so on

Xu Ang finally concluded

"If you want to pretend to be a good force, you must defeat these people intellectually! Be sure to read well! ”

Xu Ang's big fool, when it comes to the rise, it is a dead man who is also said to be alive, Chen Liang was stunned for a moment, and immediately stood up, squatted for a long time, his legs were a little numb, so he moved to live blood.

Xu Ang looked at where Chen Liang was limping, and he was also proud in his heart

"Look! My skills are growing day by day, and I am a good person, so I am fooled and lame! ”

Chen Liang walked away, if he had something in his heart, Xu Ang's words opened the door to a new world for him, and in front of him was a pretending heavenly road! I was so emotional that I couldn't help but want to sing, but after thinking about it, I had some doubts in my heart, so I asked

"Brother Ang! You say that the higher the knowledge, the more you will pretend to be forced, this is how you explain this? Are there any examples? I don't read much, don't lie to me! ”

When Xu Ang heard this, he laughed and said

"I don't read much, Mr. Kong must know, think that back then, during Confucius's travels around the world, he was trapped between Chen Cai, and his disciple Zilu brought pork and wine, and Confucius ate and drank without asking the source. Later, Lu Ai invited Confucius to a banquet, and the mat was not set upright or sitting, and the meat was not cut neatly and not eaten. Zilu asked; "Why are you the opposite of what you were on Chen Cai's day?" Zi said; "Survive when you are hungry, and seek righteousness when you are full." How's this pretending? ”

When Chen Liang heard this, he was still unconvinced, he hadn't read any books, he must have read the Analects, what Xu Ang said was not only not in the Analects, but also the Mohists' remarks attacking Mr. Kong, which could not be taken seriously. He said

"Brother Ang, you are bullying me for not reading much, and I don't say this at all in the Analects."

Xu Ang was also annoyed and angry when he heard it, I can't fool you? He spoke

"Confucius was so poor that between Chen and Cai, he didn't pour quinoa soup, he didn't taste grains for seven days, and he slept day and night. Yan returned to Suomi and burned it, and it was cooked. Confucius saw Yan Hui grabbing his retort and eating it. Choose a room, eat cooked, and eat with Confucius. Confucius pretended not to see it. Confucius said: "Today's dreaming of the ancestors is clean and then fed." "Yes or no?"

"I haven't eaten for seven days, why didn't Yan Hui say it to his face when he was cooking? Instead, when eating, he accused Yan Hui of eating a clean meal first, isn't this pretending? If you have the ability, don't starve to death, eat the food that Yan Hui begged back, and say that others don't respect the teacher, this force has something to say? Xu Ang asked

Chen Liang was silent, and Xu Ang continued to flicker when he saw it

"Then let me ask you, when the two countries of Qi and Lu met in the valley, how did Confucius break Qi Jinggong's conspiracy surrounded by strong troops? It's also a forced character! It is precisely because he is knowledgeable and knows etiquette that Qi Jinggong does not dare to act rashly under such a powerful pretending aura, can he change others? So be sure to read the book! Only reading can pretend to be good! ”