Zhao Xing rolled his eyes, feeling aggrieved.

Although the textbook says that the Song Dynasty was the most stringent era of etiquette, can you believe the words in the textbook? Just now Zhao Xing already knew that there was no difference between official prostitutes and etiquette ladies in the Song Dynasty, and he still remembered that this was an era of high women's rights.

In this day and age, prostitutes are the least to be offended.

In this era, there was an official prostitute who became the queen mother, this is the queen mother; In this era, there were two famous anti-gold generals who married prostitutes, one was Han Shizhong, who married the official prostitute Liang Hongyu; One was Zhang Jun, who married the official prostitute Zhang of Qiantang - both of whom were later rewarded by the emperor, that is, decreed.

In this era, there was also an emperor who was competing with others for prostitutes: the emperor was Song Huizong, and the prostitute was Li Shishi. And Li Shishi's lover and martial artist Jia Yi, stayed at the emperor's woman's house, so angry that the emperor wanted to seek death, but he didn't dare to behead him, so he finally found an excuse to give a punishment of degrading Qiongzhou to join the army......

These were well-known official prostitutes he remembered. What events he couldn't remember? How many more?

It is said that Yue Fei's wife had "remarried twice", and the third time she married, her husband was Yue Fei......

What do these examples illustrate?

Can a Song Dynasty woman be offended? Did a prostitute in the Song Dynasty dare to offend?

Zhao Xing pondered for a moment, gently hugged Chen Yiyi, and comforted: "It's the same, I'm still me!" You just talked about changing when you get an official, and I was about to tell you that I never intended to be an official. This time, I'm going to go home with Zhou Bangshi...... The regimental training judge has a monthly salary of only 15 times. But I stayed at home. It's thousands of dollars of income every day. Do you think I will meet my boss for fifteen times, curry favor with my colleagues, and drill into the officialdom?

As for Liao Xiaoxiao...... I didn't have many acquaintances in Bianliang City, and she was seriously ill and dying. Can I leave it alone? Now that her life savings have been swallowed up by the bustard, I plan to ask the bustard to come back, and then buy a small house for her in Bianliang City, and she will marry in the future, and I will no longer interfere.

As for saying I'm changing, yes, I'm changing. Life is constantly changing, and in the beginning we are all children - sons of men; When we become a family, we must be fathers and husbands – we must change, and this is life. But no matter what, change. We are the same, because we are a family, and I change to others, to the whole world, and that's because of life. But we are one word, which cannot be changed.

You talked about when we first met...... When we first met, you were the county lord of Da Yue, and I was a businessman, so we were not equal. For the transit of goods. I have to please you, your family. That's life. And then later. You follow me, and our relationship is no longer business partners, I am your husband.

I have changed, I am your husband, I am a husband, I must hold up a piece of heaven for you, shelter you from the wind and rain, and make you worry-free...... Isn't it for you that I'm doing all this now? Can't you change your face, put away your business partners, and look at things with the mentality of wives and concubines? ”

Chen Yiyi was moved when she heard this epoch-making sweet words, she hurriedly stretched out her finger and pressed it on Zhao Xing's lips, stopping Zhao Xing's words: "Husband, it is not easy to pass the imperial examination, and it is even more difficult to get a real official, and now the family has enough money to spend, and the husband is a big husband, and he should not be burdened by the little woman, so he stops in the courtyard." In the past, it was not good for me. In the future, my husband doesn't need to worry about things, everything has me, and my husband only needs to make great achievements in his career......"

Official career? In Zhao Xing's view, there is no need to discuss this issue. Although he can't remember the specific details of the future history, the party struggle in the court is becoming more and more terrifying. the new party, the old party; reformers, conservatives; You sing and I appear, and no one can be idle for a few days. Today is proud, tomorrow it is possible to go to Hainan Island to count shells - for fifteen times, it is not worth being such a dangerous official.

Zhao Xing didn't continue the topic just now, Chen Yiyi eliminated her heart disease, and naturally she didn't want to entangle, she happily followed Zhao Xing to visit Liao Xiaoxiao. When Zhao Xing entered the door, the female teaching assistant "daughter-in-law Xu" was sniffing the water cup, and when she saw Zhao Xinglai, she immediately let out a burst of cheers: "I know, you are not useless, you are using a decoction - the medicine is put in water." It's strange that this medicine has no color, it is white powder...... What a strange taste, with an almond flavor, what kind of medicine is this? ”

Zhao Xing didn't answer, he took the water cup from the other party's hand and handed it to Liao Xiaoxiao, who drank it with a lot of eyes—the corpse was destroyed.

Without waiting for her daughter-in-law Xu to react, Liao Xiaoxiao quickly handed the water cup back to Zhao Xing. Before Zhao Xing stretched out his hand, Chen Yiyi, who was snuggling up to Zhao Xing's side and eager to label Zhao Xing as an exclusive label, quickly took the water cup, and when her heart knot opened, she looked at each other calmly, smiled and was obviously polite to outsiders, and asked Liao Xiaoxiao, "Are you better?" How does it feel? "Wait

Liao Xiaoxiao was slightly surprised, how could this girl eliminate the hostility all of a sudden, and wait for her to taste the politeness in the other party's tone. Daughter-in-law Xu has already interjected: "Daguan, what kind of medicine is this?" …… It turns out that the big officials are the best at treating typhoid fever, I don't know if the big officials are willing to teach me? The big officials will be officials in the future, and they will not eat by this means...... If the great officials are willing to teach, I will worship you as a teacher! ”

Zhao Xing's eyes rolled and replied briskly: "But!" In fact, this is not a big secret: typhoid fever - whether it is caused by the five elements of gossip, the treatment is a handful of powder. This powder is indeed a white crystal, it is a kind of mayi bark boiled out of the ground juice, dried is white crystals. The locals call that kind of tree cinchona, and this white powder is called cinchona. Indications: ......"

Actually, "Cinchona" is a personal name, he was an English viscount, because he discovered the secret of the Malay natives' healing place, so he named the tree after himself...... Of course, Zhao Xing didn't know these things, he thought that kind of tree was originally called "cinchona", so he named it truthfully.

In fact, the ground in the Zhao Xing cup is an anti-inflammatory drug instead of cinchona cream, and it is a cephalosporin. But it doesn't matter, he needs to add another property to Mayi. So, it's a cinchona.

The introduction of this thing allowed the Great Song Dynasty to develop the south. Reducing the ravages of malaria.

Daughter-in-law Xu moves quickly. As soon as Zhao Xing agreed, she immediately bowed down and called her "master". After visiting the teacher, she immediately pestered and asked to watch the cinchona...... Thereafter. Without the use of the pulse, only the symptoms of the drug treatment method was introduced into the Great Song.

Zhao Xing's mansion is stable, and Su Shi's mansion is gloomy. Because someone is looking for Su Shi again today......

The origin of Su Shi's calamity began when Zhao Xing said to him earlier, "Why don't you go back". After Zhao Xing said this, Su Shi stayed in the palace that night, depressed that he was already very disgusted with the jealousy of politicians, drinking the light wine sent by Zhao Xing, drinking and getting drunk. Suddenly, when he heard that the Empress Dowager Gao had asked him to draft an edict, Su Shi hurriedly rinsed his mouth and entered the hall.

At that time, the young emperor was sitting next to his grandmother. Su Dongpo stood respectfully on the side and listened to the instructions. After telling Su Dongpo to draft a holy decree appointing Lu Dafang as prime minister, the empress dowager suddenly asked him: "There is one thing I want to ask you." What was your official position a few years ago? ”

"Deputy envoy of Changzhou regimental training."

"What kind of job do you hold now?"

"The Ministers are lacking in the Hanlin Scholars."

"Why did you rise so quickly?"

"By the grace of the Queen Mother."

"It's not about the old body."

Su Dongpo had no choice but to guess: "It must be the emperor's grace." ”

"It has nothing to do with the emperor."

Su Dongpo guessed again: "Maybe it was recommended by an old minister." ”

The Queen Mother said: "It has nothing to do with them. ”

Su Dongpo stood still for a moment. Then he said, "Although the minister is not good." But he never used his connections to gain official positions. ”

The Queen Mother finally said: "This is exactly what I wanted to say to you a long time ago: this is the edict of Emperor Shenzong. When the first king was alive, whenever he could not hold it up during his meal, his servants would know that he was reading what you wrote. He often talks about your genius and often wants to use you, but unfortunately. Before he could do so, he quickly died. ”

These words are blinded, and she can't be blinded by a modern person. For example, he said that Shenzong always hesitated - Shenzong's hesitation, Su Shi only stayed in Huangzhou for five years, that kind of life ...... But the ancients were different, and the ancients paid attention to "thunder, rain and dew." It's all Jun'en". For talent. The leading idea of the ancients is: "The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds." Exhaust their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and act chaotically."

That is: I value you very much, so I persecute you, and I will use you again until you get used to being abused and enjoy the pleasure of being abused. If you can't wait for me to reuse it, you'll be abused to death...... Sorry, I've abused more than one person, there are a lot of abused people below waiting for me to reuse. But I can't reuse the dead, so ...... I'll miss you!

The three people present were all ancients, and when they mentioned the former king in this atmosphere, the three of them cried together. The queen mother then gave Dongpo a seat, gave a bag of tea, and said to him: "You must be loyal to the young lord to repay the favor of the previous king." ”

When Su Dongpo bowed and withdrew, the Queen Mother picked up a golden candlestick engraved with lotus flowers from the table and presented Su Dongpo as a gift.

Su Shi didn't mention his resignation for a while after that, but it was this letter of appointment from Lu Dafang that happened again. Not long after Lu Dafang took office, Zhao Tingzhi and others read the sentence "The people also work hard, and they can be small" in the appointment book - this is the words in the "Book of Songs", but it is said that Shenzong is compared to the tyrant Zhou Li, his heart is so poisonous, and the minister's heart is so hurtful! Non-killing killing is not enough to comfort the injured little hearts of the old ministers.

Su Dongpo also hated Zhao Tingzhi, and retorted that he was "a villain who gathers villains and has nothing to learn and do", and "Tingzhi is more dangerous and poisonous than Li Ding, Shu, and He Zhengchen"......

This Zhao Tingzhi is not very famous, but his daughter-in-law is unknown to no one in China, her name is Li Qingzhao.

Afterwards, although the "Su Fan" Empress Gao strongly supported Su Shi and allowed Su Shi to avoid this attack, Su Shi was full of despair about the "art of struggle" in the officialdom.

You say that any word is considered an "insinuation" - this still makes people unable to write? A country's political arena and a group of national elites actually regard the "literal prison" as the only means of governing the country. Annoyed and depressed, Su Shi remembered Zhao Xing's words again - "It's better to go back". He slowly stood up, picked up his speed steeply, laid out the paper, studied the ink, picked up the pen, and wrote down the fourth resignation list of the year......

Su Shi is depressed here, but life has to go on. The next day, the sun rose as usual. It was March 3rd. Kim Myeongchi opened with the sound of "slogans".

The so-called "slogan" refers to a hymn without music. Ancient poems can be sung. And the hymn can also be used for singing. But without a soundtrack, it is all recited in a subdued tone by a person's mouth, so it is called a "slogan".

More than 1,000 "slogans" were recorded in the "All Song Poems", and this kind of hymn was later called "Acura works". But in this more than a thousand "slogan" poems. There is no sentence that can be sung repeatedly and passed on to future generations, which can be described as "a thousand poems, a fart." ”

Modern "slogans" have inherited the tradition of "fart", but they are no longer poetic, only hoarse shouts. It's not even a poem, it's just a shout. This kind of shouting was lackluster even in the Song Dynasty, but this form had to be finished.

The "slogan" started by the examiners of the current subject - Su Shi and Zhang Lei, and then Zhan Miao relayed, and the new science and technology scholars stood out of the queue in turn according to their rankings. Reciting a poem that eulogizes how great and wise and correct the saints are today, they swore to unite closely around His Majesty the Eleven-year-old Emperor and vowed to carry out the great ruling cause of the Great Song Dynasty to the end......

In the queue, Su Shi appeared today to deliver the resignation form. Because the officials of the Great Song Dynasty came to work in Jin Mingchi, he had to stand in the line and sing "slogans". Wait for Zhan Miao to relay. He immediately threw down his sleeves and ran to the opposite side - on the opposite floor sat the ministers of the court, the emperor, the queen mother, and the palace concubine.

It is funny that the "slogan" ends, followed by the "hundred tongues". It's a human voice that simulates a non-human voice. Continue to eulogize the Great Song Dynasty - people's voices will be "imprisoned by words" at any time, and bird voices have no such worries. I saw that the little lady Song pursed her lips in the field. With the voice in his throat, he imitated the scene of a hundred birds singing together and a group of beasts roaring, which pushed the atmosphere of "Acura Cause" to **.

**, a gong sounded, six dragon boats divided into two teams rushed out of the starting line, they were in the pool by the cheers of tens of thousands of people in the capital, to stand in the lake with a hanging brocade, silver bowls, banknotes "pole" rowing.

I saw the lake waves, and the dragon boats were like arrows off the string, like flying fish, going straight to the "target"! On the shore, the gongs and drums sounded, the pipes were in a hurry, and thousands of citizens cheered for the dragon boats racing in the lake with spring thunder-like cheers......

This is the scene depicted in the "Jin Mingchi Bidding Map", this national treasure of the Great Song Dynasty is not known to be painted by Li Gonglin or Zhang Zeduan, Zhao Xing remembers that the Gardas auction house once displayed a replica of this work, and it is said that even the Ming Dynasty imitation has a starting price of more than 100 million US dollars. But now, Zhao Xing is here, and he has witnessed the real scene of Jin Mingchi competing for bids - all without money.

What words can vent the excitement in Zhao Xing's heart?

Jin Mingchi was full of jubilation, the voices of the people were boiling, both the officials and the people present were in a warm mood, Zhou Bangshi looked at the forgetful crowd, he also followed the masses to make trouble, and at the same time frequently nodded to Zhao Xing, "It's worth it, it's worth it." Leave people, fortunately I listened to you and didn't leave early......"

Too far from the ground, Zhao Xing didn't see clearly who was the final winner of this year's "Jinmingchi Competition". Because at this time, the flowery official prostitutes upstairs were the protagonists, and they unceremoniously squeezed the new branch scholars aside, occupied the best viewing position on the side, and did their best to show their joy, attracting the people who were watching nearby to throw fresh fruits upstairs from time to time......

Of course, these fruits were laughed at by the official prostitutes, and even Zhao Xing, who was the most popular among the official prostitutes, could not share a piece of the pulp.

Then it was the time of the "toothpaste advertisement", and the official prostitutes held the fruits of the order in their hands, showing their white and neat teeth at the people of Bianliang City, and chewing the fruit with a clattering sound, which made the new science and technology scholars who were crowded on the side crazy.

As the champion, Zhan Miao was dissatisfied with being robbed of the limelight, so he kept squeezing around the stage, and kept nagging "It is unseemly and hindering...... Officials of the Ministry of Rites did not care. This guy said this, and what he did was purely male thieves and female prostitutes, and he kept using his hands to catch the milk dragon claws by squeezing around, but he said impassionedly and indignantly, as if he had done all this to uphold the rights and interests of the jinshi.

Zhao Xing was angry and just wanted to hit people.

Decency? He was embarrassed to say.

The system of the Song Dynasty was to connive at the hostess to steal the limelight of the new science and technology scholars, and to dedicate beauty to the people during this open time period; It is on this day of spring that the most beautiful women in Bianliang City bloom on the same stage with the most learned people of this era - this is the style of the Great Song Dynasty.

Zhan Miao returned to the Song people, and his home was covered with bunkers. He also ridiculed the Song Dynasty system. This guy married two princesses in a row, and he didn't know that the sky was high and the earth was thick. How dare you despise this era so much! Zhao Xing now has a knife in his hand. It is expected to be inserted in Zhan Miao's throat.

Zhao Xing doesn't have a knife, it doesn't mean that others don't have it. In an instant. Countless swords shine in the Jinming Pond - now the performance is "Water Swing".

It's a pity that this knife is not used to cut people.

The opening dance of the water swing is still controlled by military personnel. The burly and strong men selected by the class are shirtless, holding a cold and shining waist knife in their hands. The swing frame erected on the boat swayed in the wind, and whenever the swing reached a high place, they let go of one hand and danced the sword in their hand with a cold light......

The dance is beautiful, and the dancing knife in mid-air is very dazzling, and the audience applauds and applauds thunderously...... It's a pity that in the eyes of Zhao Xing, who has experience in naval warfare, this is not martial arts, but "dance skills".

It can only be a dance move. It has nothing to do with real combat.

Dancing a knife on the swing frame seems to be close to the "Jumping Bang" in a naval battle, but in fact, the "Jumping Bang" in a naval battle is jumping onto the opponent's ship with a mast rope. The sea was windy and rough, and the two ships rocked and fluctuated during the battle. To be able to jump onto the opposing ship without falling into the sea is a victory, and there is no chance to show off your beautiful shape on the mast - even the most experienced sailor, holding on to the mast with both hands to "jump", there is a 30% chance of falling into the sea. And the hands are released, and the knife is danced at the same time as the suspension rope. Basically, it's impatient to live.

didn't wait for Zhao Xing to despise this water swing to the end. Then out of the field, the beauty made his eyes widen suddenly. After that, what he regretted the most was that he didn't bring his glasses - the Great Song sailors finished performing, and it was the turn of the Great Song official prostitutes to perform. On the swing frame erected high by the painting boat, Tang An'an and Pan Chengxin each led a team of official prostitutes, and they were on the swing in pairs.

The drums are melodious, the beauties on the swing frame are fluttering, and the wind rolls up their thin skirts, revealing their arms and thighs as white as jade and tender as shallots...... If you were there, you could see deep in your thighs.

The two boats sailed to the middle of the lake, facing each other. I saw that the swing was swinging faster and faster, swinging higher and higher, swinging to a very high place, and the two swings were only two meters apart. When the swing was at the level of the swing frame, the person on the swing frame sat on a very gorgeous poss, and the two of them took off the swing rope with both hands and flew into the air.

There were two people on each swing frame, and one of them instantly somersaulted between the blue sky and white clouds, like a light swallow burrowing into the water, rippling with waves. The other man swings at the other...... Tens of thousands of spectators at the scene let out an exclamation, and in the silence of everyone holding their breath, Tang Anan and Pan Chengxin exchanged positions in the air, and they each jumped onto each other's swing frames, showing the audience a triumphant gesture. This triumphant pose is one leg cocked, and the person on the swing frame resembles a dragonfly standing on the water, or like a flying swallow in the air.

At this moment, the two beauties who jumped into the water jumped out of the water like a hibiscus out of the water...... Mmmm, this is not "Sister Fleur out of the water". The two beauties are both outstanding and popular official prostitutes in Bianliang City, the blue waves of Jin Mingchi soaked their thin spring shirts, the two beauties almost jumped out of the water as if they were not wearing clothes, the moment they came out of the water, the two cherries on their chests were like jumping out of beans, standing upright, and countless viewers at the scene stretched their hands into the air, simulating the posture of grasping, and they couldn't play with their own hands.

The two prostitutes then re-entered the water after performing a ballet on the surface of the water, like modern divers...... Zhao Xing, who watched it, drooled for a long time, and he stomped his feet, only regretting that he couldn't get close to observe.

More than 100,000 spectators at the scene sighed in unison as Zhao Xing's first drop of saliva flowed out of their lips. They are of the same mind as Zhao Xing.

More than 100,000 perverts sighed regretfully at the same time, how touching - seeing the wonderful figures displayed by these two beautiful artists, they were all regretting - how to jump into the water It was not Tang Anan and Pan Chengxin, if it was the latter, the figures of these two women ...... How wonderful that would be.

They are destined not to see the desired scenario.