Volume 3 Liangjing Fengyun 62, Football

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Kun asked about Gan Simou, Gan Simou twisted his eyes and closed his eyes, and only opened his eyes for a long time Xu Xu is now a marquis and a scholar of Jixian Palace, to punish him for capital crimes, the only way to punish him is to accuse him of rebellion, but he is just a powerless marquis, and he is a party of the prince, saying that it is difficult for him to win the trust of the emperor for rebellion; If you want him to be ruined, it can be said that he is greedy for ink, but he is just a false position and does not care about things, how can he be greedy for ink? ”

Li Kun said unhappily: "So there is no way to deal with him?" Let him make waves in the capital, stirring up Li Jian's reputation now, if he goes on like this, put me Li Kun in the land? ”

Gan Simou smiled slightly and asked, "Does the prince have any scruples?" In other words, can you do whatever it takes? ”

Li Kun's eyes narrowed, revealing a sinister look: "Those who become big things are not informal, although Mr. Gan is outspoken, even if he hurts Hu Zhu, he doesn't care." ”

"Not a princess, but a queen." An ambiguous smile appeared on Gan Simou's clear face, and he said in a low voice: "Didn't the prince say that Zhou Xuan was going to enter the palace to teach the queen and the princess to bow?" Gan has a miracle medicine that can make people-"

"Medication doesn't work!" Li Kun interrupted: "Zhou Xuan is very shrewd, last time Princess Qingle used hemp boiling to stun him, he saw through it. ”

Gan Simou said with a smile: "Gan's medicine is the secret medicine of Xitianzhu, how can it be compared to the hemp boiling powder, the hemp boiling powder has a strange smell, and the careful person can naturally distinguish it, but my Xitianzhu secret medicine is slightly sweet in the mouth, it is extremely difficult to detect, and even better is that it is okay not to take it, and dyeing it on a handkerchief or other things to let Zhou Xuan smell it will make him lose his nature in a short period of time and do something impossible to do when he is sober." ”

Li Kun frowned and said, "What's the difference between this and the Forbidden Spell, it's not very appropriate, right?" ”

"Of course there is a difference!" Gan Simou said: "The curse forbidden technique must be performed by a doctor who understands the forbidden spell, how can this doctor enter the forbidden palace?" Even if the prince finds a way to get in, once he fails. can't be cleaned up, and anyone can put this secret medicine, without a trace and invisible, who can find out? ”

Li Kun nodded and asked, "How should it be arranged?" What did the gentleman mean when he said that it was not a princess, but a queen? ”

Gan Simou said in a shocking voice: "If you want to put Zhou Xuan to death, there is no other way, that is, to urge Zhou Xuan to violate the queen's mother-"

"What!" Li Kun almost screamed: "Violate the queen's mother, how to violate?" ”

Gan Simou said: "The queen is good at riding horses, and Zhou Xuan entered the palace to teach Xi Ju." The queen will inevitably let Zhou Xuan accompany her to ride a horse, the queen must ride her night jade flower skull, and Zhou Xuan will not be able to ride into the palace, so she must choose one from the palace stables, which one does Zhou Xuan choose? This is very critical, Gan thought that the queen would give the black golden horse of the Western Regions to Zhou Xuanβ€”β€”"

Li Jian nodded appreciatively, Gan Simou deserved to be the first staff member of King Jing's Mansion, he knew everything in detail, and he even knew what horses were in the palace stables. That's right, the black gold horse is indeed eye-catching. If Zhou Xuan goes to pick a horse, he will definitely pay attention to the black golden horse, and the queen is likely to give the black golden horse to Zhou Xuan in order to show her favor, but what does this have to do with violating the queen?

Gan Simou seemed to be deliberately hanging Li Kun's appetite, and he didn't get to the point for a long time, but asked: "Does the prince know what this black golden horse likes to eat?" ”

Li Kun said: "How do I know this!" ”

Gan Simou said: "The black golden horse is a product of the Western Regions, and it likes to eat in the Western Regions, and there is only one forest garden in the royal garden, which is relatively remote. It is said that the black golden horse loves to run there as soon as it comes out of the stable, and we can find a way to make Zhou Xuan's heart confused in that area, and make a big rebellion against the queenβ€”β€”"

"No, absolutely not!" Li Kun was jealous when he thought that the queen mother was being indecent by Zhou Xuan. can't bear it, that is his Li Kun's dream, if he is taken advantage of by Zhou Xuan. Even cutting off Zhou Xuan's head is not enough to make up for the shortcomings in Li Kun's heart.

Gan Simou was stunned, the soldiers were treacherous, the battle for imperial power was the most bloody, since ancient times, how many fathers and sons, brothers and brothers killed each other for the throne, and all the means were used to the extreme, although this plan was a little despicable, but the prince was not that kind of pedantic person, how-

Li Kun asked: "Can you exchange the princess for the queen, the queen is an elder after all?" ”

Gan Simou was determined to follow King Jing and help King Jing ascend to the throne, so he was also brave and loyal, and dared to speak out, saying: "It is precisely because it is the elders that Zhou Xuan's sins are more visible, and the princess's words are quite difficult to convict, that Zhou Xuanyi is not vulgar, and the princess is a young girl in Huaichun, if she is violated by Zhou Xuanyi and half pushes and half gets up, then the prince is not miscalculated, and Zhou Xuan is cheap in vain!" ”

Li Kun thought for a while: "Reasonable, look at Hu Zhu's meaning, although it seems to hate Zhou Xuan, but why hate Zhou Xuan, if you are interested, you will hate, otherwise you will not succeed in assassinating Zhou Xuan, but instead give him a concubine to be a master, that is a big loss!" ”

But asking Li Kun to personally promote Empress Zhou Xuan's indecent behavior was really difficult for him to accept, not out of respect for his uncle, but because of the ulterior dream of incest in his heart.

Gan Simou said: "The prince can rest assured, he will not let Zhou Xuan's beast succeed, the prince can rush up to save the queen at the right time, and by the way, he beat Zhou Xuan out of anger, Zhou Xuan's strong martial arts subordinates cannot follow up the palace to the ground, just a Jin Wuwei can take Zhou Xuan, the prince beat Zhou Xuan out of righteous indignation, not only avenged his personal revenge, but also showed loyalty in front of the queen, Zhou Xuan must also be guilty of death, killing three birds with one stone, wouldn't it be happy!" ”

Hearing that he could beat Zhou Xuan first, Li Kun was greatly moved, nodded and said: "This is the best, go back and make good arrangements, it must be foolproof, by the way, Zhou Xuan will enter the palace early tomorrow morning, and it will be too hasty to do it tomorrow, right?" ”

Gan Simou looked like he was in control of everything, and said with a smile: "I definitely can't do it tomorrow, tomorrow Zhou Xuanjiao Xi Ju is fresh, I won't think of riding a horse, I won't go riding a horse in a few days." ”

Li Kun praised: "Mr. Gan is thoughtful and has no last resort. ”

Gan Simou smiled reservedly: "The prince has won the award, there is no need to rush this matter, wait for the opportunity slowly." ”

When he was about to arrive at King Jing's Mansion, Li Kun suddenly thought of something and shouted, "It's not good! ”

Gan Simou hurriedly asked: "Lord Wang, what's wrong?" ”

Li Kun said: "Princess Qingle asked me to try to trick Zhou Xuan, after the incident of Queen Zhou Xuan's indecency, will the princess suspect that I was framed by it?" ”

Gan Si thought for a moment and said, "It's okay, the prince can go and persuade the princess tomorrow to ask the princess to reconcile with Zhou Xuan, cousin." How can you play tricks! Also, even if the princess had a little afterwards

But such a rebellious thing, she dared to come forward for Zhou Xuan? Zhou Xuan's crime, His Majesty's anger, should be executed immediately, what else can the princess say at that time? And the prince and the princess have always had a good relationship, right? ”

Li Kun said with relief: "Mr. Gan is reasonable, Mr. Gan is really my son!" ”

Gan Simou said in his heart: "The prince's father-in-law, Wei Xuan, likes to call himself Zhang Liang Zhang Zifang, why does the prince call me the ovary, could it be that the prince is interested in my little girl?" Well, let the little girl dress up another day. Then invite the prince to drink, it will be a good thing, hehe, once the prince ascends the throne, that Gan is not only a meritorious feat from the dragon, but also a relative of the emperor, how fast! ”

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Zhou Xuan naturally didn't know that he was calculated by King Jing, and he wanted to put him to death for the crime of indecent Xiao Zhouhou, he had no sense of crisis, and he was fighting fiercely with Nian Nujiao. made a nian slave Jiao short of breath and trembling, her whole body was soft, and she wanted to die or live.

Zhou Xuan was very satisfied, feeling that since he practiced "The Secret of Chong and Zi Yufang" with Que'er. The ability of the bed has increased a lot, which is a good result of hard work.

The next day, as soon as it was dawn, Zhou Xuan got up early, today is February 17, he promised Xiao Zhou to enter the palace to teach Kejudi, Zhou Houye, Zhou University is really working day and night.

As soon as she washed up, Lin Hanyun came happily in a hufu women's dress, with a lapel and a long-sleeved shirt, striped pants, soft brocade boots, a thin waist, and a small chest that was continuously bulging. It's a little tempting.

"Brother Zhou Xuan, let's go." Lin Hanyun said urgently.

Zhou Xuan said: "Eat some cakes first, so as to save yourself from being hungry and unable to run." ”

Lin Hanyun stood and ate two pieces of "toad cake" from the porcelain plate from Xiao Xiangtuo. Seeing that Zhou Xuan seemed to be comparing something next to her, she asked, "What are you doing?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Sister Hanyun has grown a lot taller in the past few months, I remember when I first saw you." Your little family is only a little taller than Xiaoxiang, not as high as my shoulders, and now it's almost to my ears, three inches taller. ”

Zhou Xuan's height is 1.76 meters, he takes himself as a reference, and visually shows that Lin Hanyun is now about 1.58 meters, Jingyi Fairy is about 1.68 meters, his two wives, the finch is about 1.65 meters, and the needle is about 1.62 meters.

Lin Hanyun looked at Zhou Xuandi's side, tiptoed, and said with a smile: "I'm almost as tall as Brother Zhou Xuan-my sister also said that I have grown a lot taller in the past six months, and I am only three inches shorter than my sister now, Brother Zhou Xuan, do you say I can grow as tall as my sister?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "If you exercise every day, you will be as tall as your sister." ”

Lin Hanyun said: "Okay, I bow every day, I must grow taller than my sister, my father said that I can't be as tall as my sister, because I am like my mother, a little shorter, and my sister is like my father, tall." ”

The government official came to report, and the palace sent a car to pick up the marquis.

Zhou Xuan and Lin Hanyun rode into the palace together, Zhou Xuan didn't let the four idiots follow, and he didn't believe that King Jing's party dared to send someone to attack the palace car, mainly because the "Royal Shinshu Circle" will usher in the first qualifying match today, the four idiots are the absolute main force and scorer, Zhou Xuan's position is insignificant, and the servants of the Sun brothers can be replaced by any of them.

Coming to the Lin De Hall of Daxing Palace, in addition to Xiao Zhouhou and Princess Qingle, Emperor Li is also there.

Xiao Zhouhou is dressed in men's clothes, with boots, shirts, whips and hats exactly the same as Li, and beautiful makeup, which is particularly moving.

Zhou Xuan had seen the Tang Dynasty Zhang Xuan's painting of "Mrs. Guo Chun Tu", the painting of Yang Guifei's sister Mrs. Guo is wearing men's clothes, riding gold and silver saddle horses, and the little Zhou Hou in front of him is like a person in the picture.

Xiao Zhouhou smiled and said: "Nephew Xuan, I have also invited Your Majesty here, let Your Majesty bow with us, Your Majesty also needs to be healthy, so that you can live long live." ”

Li was a little helpless, looking at Zhou Xuan and smiling bitterly.

Xiao Zhou likes to ride horses, from the Lin De Hall to Shanglin Yuan, Li, Princess Qingle are all riding cars, she is the only one to ride a horse, the crotch of the night jade flower is extraordinary, the whole body is snow-white, only the forehead has plum blossom-shaped flower points, the decoration is exquisite, the gold and silver saddle, the splendid mud barrier, the five sheath hole ribbon, more lined with horses such as snow dragons, people like beautiful jade, her daughter Princess Qingle has been compared.

Coming to Shanglin Garden, the royal Keju field is deserted, no one is practicing, Li only likes to fill in the lyrics and paint, and does not like to ride horses and shoot arrows, so the palace is also proud of knowing poetry, calligraphy and painting, and is not very enthusiastic about Keju and polo.

Xiao Zhouhou specially selected a few physical fitness Gong'e to accompany them to practice with them this time, not delicate, a big basket of leather balls on the sidelines, one for each person, waiting in line for Zhou Xuanjiao, Emperor Li is no exception.

Zhou Xuan didn't teach them the techniques of shooting, dragging, pinching, controlling, knee crutches, and taking these bowing techniques, but only taught them simple methods of dribbling on the ground with the ball, from the queen and princess to the female officials and palace ladies to play with great interest.

Poor Emperor Li, sixty years old knowing the destiny of heaven, and still have to play Keju with the energetic Empress Di and a group of young and vigorous palace maids, he didn't run twice and was sweating profusely and panting, shouting: "Nephew Xuan, I can't run anymore, I want to go back to the palace." ”

Xiao Zhouhou smiled and came over to wipe the sweat on Li's forehead with a handkerchief, and said: "Your Majesty has worked hard, come here, send Your Majesty back to the palace, serve Your Majesty to bathe, don't catch a cold." ”

After Li left, Zhou Xuan was even more open, with a ball left and right, kicking with his head and feet, as if Maradona and Ronaldinho were possessed by their souls, and won a coquettish praise, which was very fluttering, like Beckham II.

After Zhou Xuan's demonstration performance, let them fight against each other, one with the ball, one intercepted, and then exchanged for each other, those palace maids compete for me, have a lot of fun, some women are often more competitive than men, Go is like this, women's chess style is extremely belligerent, fight to the end, and kick the ball more bloody than some men.