Chapter 15: Small Trash Fish
I was full of wine and food, and I booked a long-term rental room. Everything settles down.
Li Chunfeng sat on the edge of the bed pranayama and meditated, closed his eyes and recuperated until late at night.
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"That'...... It's up to you to have the ability...... That...... It's up to you to see if you have the ability......" The terrible voice filled Li Chunfeng's ears again, lingering, more sticky than wet long hair, cutting and untidy, if there was really a pair of scissors that could play a role at this moment, this voice might not come again.
Then Li Jiancheng and Yuan Tiangang can never just take revenge, who did Yuan Tiangang learn from in black witchcraft? What secret prohibition do I have? Why won't Yuan Tiangang be bounced off? Why can I bounce off a ghost? When I bounced off, I felt a shock in my body, and I actually remembered the Taoism in a book? What is that? I'm not from the Tang Dynasty? Am I a modern? Where's the master? Huashan Pure Yang View? Do I have a book in my heart? Who am I? What about my phone? What time is it? A wave of false fire rushed to the forehead, and in an instant, fine beads of sweat oozed from the corners of the forehead, condensing to the subjaw...... Li Chunfeng opened his eyes suddenly, his eyes were scattered, bloodshot, his chest rose and fell tightly, and he couldn't stop panting, as if he had lost his soul.
Although it shows the insight. But Li Chunfeng has lost his heart, is it desire or obsession? All kinds of anxious, disturbed, depressed, lonely, and resentful pains constantly hit Li Chunfeng's heart. The injured fingertips, breathing and dispersing, contracted back and forth, and the ten fingers connected the heart and affected the whole body, and couldn't help but tremble with it. What's wrong with this finger? Is it the recovery of flesh after injury, or is it a hint from the body in the dark?
Li Chunfeng raised the wound in front of his eyes to take a closer look, but saw that a thick stream of blood seemed to be suffocating in it for a long time, and with a pop, it shot out from his fingertips and splashed in front of him. This...... Li Chunfeng was horrified to see that there were liquid bubbles on the blood droplets, and then there was a burst of burning, and the places where the blood was splashed were all scorched black, emitting the smell of burnt cloth or wood. Is it their own blood? Or as Yuan Tiangang said, he was poisoned? But hasn't the residual poison been removed?
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Just when Li Chunfeng was entangled, there were many figures outside the door, reflected on the window paper, and even the face towel on his face could be seen clearly, who were these people? What do you want to do? Li Chunfeng did not move rashly and waited to see what happened.
The figures stood in the doorway and did not move, as if they were probing the movement in the room. After a while, it seemed like the time had come, snap...... With a bang, the window paper burst in response, and a thin tube protruded through the hole.
Is it a miscellaneous? actually used this kind of subordinate means to deal with himself, and the rivers and lakes were left behind...... While the blood on your fingertips is still dry, why don't you try this power? A thought instantly appeared in Li Chunfeng's mind. Carrying the true qi, he reached his fingertips, and flicked his backhand towards the bamboo pipe, and the blood droplets flew out like darts, piercing through the window paper, and flying directly on the face of the person outside.
"Ahh ......" There was a pig-killing wail outside. The face of the poisoned man was corroded in several places, and he screamed in alarm, and the smoke that did not pour into the pipe immediately scattered out of his mouth, and the choked people coughed incessantly, and after a while they all fell to the ground and fainted.
The noise alarmed the other tenants, and the shopkeeper came up to see the man in black on the ground, and shouted repeatedly: "Report to the official, report to the official!" ”。 Li Chunfeng still sat cross-legged on the edge of the bed, waiting for the official to arrive. He seemed to have some feeling in his heart that these people should have been eyeing him a long time ago. Is Yuan Tiangang's accomplice? Or is it Li Jiancheng's remnants? Seeing that it was difficult to break into the inner garden of the palace, he actually aimed at Li Chunfeng.
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"Get out of the way, get out of the way, don't get in the way of the official mission!" A group of people shouted up from downstairs. A group of people walked back and forth for a while, surveying the scene......
Li Chunfeng straightened his clothes unhurriedly, opened the door and went out, and was about to tell those officials some clues and help them investigate the case, but he didn't get his wish. When the leader saw the door open, he rushed in front of Li Chunfeng with a brisk step, grabbed Li Chunfeng with a backhand, and pressed his hard body, making him feel pain for a while, and then kicked Li Chunfeng at the crook of his leg, forcing him to kneel. Seeing this, several subordinates picked up one after another, and together they wanted to take down Li Chunfeng.
"What are you doing?" Li Chunfeng roared.
"What? You killed someone, and you still want to quibble? The leading official roared viciously, trying to suppress Li Chunfeng in momentum.
"I kill someone? Which eye did you see me killing? Li Chunfeng returned dissatisfied.
"You didn't kill anyone, why are your hands full of blood?" The leading official showed Li Chunfeng's injured hand, and everyone looked over.
"Killing people in your hands? Blind your dog's eye! Li Chunfeng was a little unconvinced and wanted to defend himself.
"Dog's eyes? You dare to scold your grandfather for being a dog's eye, I think you have eaten leopard gall! You don't look at the Chang'an realm of the capital, who dares to go against me, Wang Fumin? With a slap at Li Chunfeng, the sound rose and fell, and a trace of blood oozed from the corner of Li Chunfeng's mouth. He didn't care, sucked a mouthful of the remaining blood from his mouth, took a sip, and spit on the ground.
"Your name is Wang Fumin, right?" Li Chunfeng asked playfully. "Do you know what the crime of beating a court official at will should be?" And then another. "Lao Tzu sees that you are the birthday boy hanged, and you have a long life! I didn't even ask a question, and I was judged to have killed someone based on the wounds and blood on my hands? Who gave you minions the guts, and the Fu Yin didn't even pass the court, so you closed the case!? If I had one less hair today, I'd make you all dogs!" ”
"Just you? I ...... a foul smell loaded with thick phlegm sprayed Li Chunfeng's face, and then kicked Li Chunfeng's other leg, and both legs knelt on the ground.
"It's up to me! Don't believe in a gamble! Li Chunfeng immediately thought of a solution.
"Bet? Ha ha...... Dare to wrestle with your grandfather and me! Balls! Bet on what? "I didn't expect this Wang Fumin to be fooled.
"I only need to send a letter, and if Jin Wuwei comes, you will all have to lie down and be dogs! If no one comes, I will dispose of it! Willing to lose! Li Chunfeng smiled evilly in his heart. These guys who look down on people with dogs' eyes, even if they don't take revenge today, they will teach you a lesson, and if you don't catch the wicked, you want to slander me! Hum!
"Little Er, bring pen and paper!" Li Chunfeng shouted, and Xiao Er responded. Not long after, he took the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone and put it in front of Li Chunfeng. Li Chunfeng picked up the pen and wrote a letter and handed it to Xiao Er, instructing him to hand it over to the guards of the East Palace, and they knew it at a glance. Xiao Er took the recital and left, and rushed to the East Palace, but fortunately, the East Market was not too far from the East Palace Gate, and it was two streets away.
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"Hmph, return the East Palace guards. What if you just know a few guard brothers, we are on an errand, and we are not entering the palace, they can't control it! I see you admitting defeat obediently, go back with us, explain honestly, and suffer less flesh and skin! The leader Wang Fumin still looked proud, not thinking that it was a big deal at all, and boasted about their status in the capital.
"Really? If Uncle Wang wants to pretend to be a dog for a while, he has to bark a few times, and the bark is good, I may spare your dog's life! Li Chunfeng's face was full of disdain, as if he had seen the end of this smashed.
"You ......" Wang Fumin's teeth itched, and he didn't know what to scold with his mouth.
"What? Can't speak? Aren't you the overlord of Chang'an, the capital? It's too late to admit it! Li Chunfeng scolded again, this scolding battle, it seems that all the negative emotions on his body are vented, not to mention how happy.
"Damn, you dare to pee on Tai Sui's head, grandpa won't pick your skin today!" Wang Fumin did not give up, and then smothered Li Chunfeng with the scabbard, and he vomited blood on the ground in pain.
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It froze like this for a while.
"Dali Temple Qing Yu has not arrived!" A loud cry is the voice of the official opening the way. Then, "The right Jin Wuwei general Wei Chi Baolin has arrived!" Under the two sounds, Wang Fumin's face was pale. This is his grandmother's, which family's son is missing? No, if you are a nobleman in the palace and a young son, what are you doing in this inn? I must have thought too much about it! Wang Fumin ** up.
When someone came to see that it was Li Chunfeng who fell to the ground, he came up and asked, "What's going on?" Who hurt Master Lee? Dali Siqing said angrily.
Wang Fumin woke up from his dream, trembling, his legs trembled, and he said with a trembling mouth: "It's all a misunderstanding, the lower official was confused for a while, and he accidentally injured Master Li." As soon as the three words of Lord Li came out, Wang Fumin's soul was shocked, and the surname Li was the surname of the country...... The heavens won't mess with any prince, right? It's over, and the heads of the nine clans are not enough to cut off.
Several guards of Dali Temple helped Li Chunfeng, and General Jin Wuwei also came to help him, and said, "My lord, the prince has already explained to the lower officials, and the right Jin Wuwei is now listening to Lord Li's dispatch." ”
Wang Fumin sat down on the ground, and the officials also felt that something was wrong when they heard it, and shouted: "It was Lord Wang who ordered a few brothers to do this, and the little ones just obeyed orders." After speaking, he kept kowtowing to Li Chunfeng. Now no one is a fool, even the right Jin Wuwei who guards the prince has listened to the dispatch of this Lord Li in front of him, this guy is not through the sky, do you believe it?
"Ahem......" Li Chunfeng coughed. Unexpectedly, Wang Fumin actually crawled in front of Li Chunfeng, pointed to his mouth and opened it, and said in a loud voice: "My lord, if you have phlegm, just spit here, Xia Guan is now your spittoon." "A pug's charm is on the face, commonly known as a dog's face. Li Chunfeng shook his hand and ignored Wang Fumin, turned around and said business: "Lord Yu, please arrest these black-clothed people, they were about to poison my room just now!" Attempt to stab me! ”
Yu Weiran stepped forward and said: "Master Li, don't worry, these are the things that are within your duty." Then he beckoned his subordinates to escort away all the black-clothed men who were smoked with incense.
"Lord Wei Chi, as for these officials, they just made a bet with me. I have no intention of killing them. Just let them be willing to gamble and lose! Li Chunfeng said with a wicked smile to Yu Chi Baolin. Who is Yu Chi Baolin? Wei Chigong's eldest son is also one of the best figures in the capital's circle. When it comes to business, he is a little demon king in the world.
"Brother Li, what bet did these people make with you?" Yu Chi Baolin asked.
Here's what happened, and Li Chunfeng will go through them one by one.
"In this way, let them take off their official uniforms, squat in front of this inn, and become a janitor moon dog!" Yu Chi Baolin's face was calm, and she almost couldn't help laughing.
"Here, learn to bark!" Li Chunfeng immediately became energetic.
"Wang ...... Wang ...... "Wang Fumin and a few officials shouted. Although he was conscious, he was aggrieved and helpless.
Li Chunfeng said, left the inn, and walked towards Dali Temple.
In the following month, in front of the Tianxiahui Inn, a dog dressed as a few people was tied to a rope, and people barked, provoking passers-by to stop and watch. Some people who had been oppressed by Wang Fumin in the past smashed vegetable leaves and threw eggs, and even brought some generous gifts from the place of reincarnation of grains to reward these evil servants. The people were so unhappy, and Xu Yan, the boss of the World Club, looked down on Li Chunfeng from his heart.