Chapter 6 One crying, two troubles, and three hangings

Qiu Luoxue thought about it, but in the end she still didn't find the best of both worlds. So she made a bad move, didn't the emperor not allow her to mention her resignation in the early dynasty? What if you can't compromise or be tough? Just don't go to the court, you can hide for a day.

Xia Zimo saw that Qiu Luoxue did not go to court the next day, so he simply made a more damaging move, so that Qiu Luoxue had not been clean since she got up.

"My lord, there is an eighty old mother on the lower official, and there is a yellow-mouthed child under the official, please save the lower official, please be soft with the emperor, and don't mention the resignation again."

"My lord, please save Xiaguan, the lives of Xiaguan's family are all in your hands."

“……”

Xia Zimo looked serious, but he didn't expect to give the minister a bad trick of crying, making trouble and hanging himself. That's right, it's the first trick that's playing out right now: crying!

Qiu Luoxue came in the morning and was told that the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs was already waiting for her in the main hall, and she came out in a panic and put on her clothes, and then these ministers began to cry one after another, one crying more emotionally.

Qiu Luoxue sat on the top seat and listened to the minister's crying, and the whole person was in a state of emptiness, because these ministers said the same, so Qiu Luoxue felt very bored, so bored that she yawned again and again.

"How many are these?" Qiu Luoxue turned her face to look at Xu Zhonghang and asked.

"The seventh." Xu Zhonghang replied in a low voice.

"How many ministers are there in the court every day?" Qiu Luoxue asked again.

"About thirty or so." Xu Zhonghang replied.

Qiu Luoxue's expression had slowly stiffened, and she asked again without giving up: "Are all those people here today?"

Xu Zhonghang glanced at the people in the main hall and waiting outside the main hall, then nodded and said, "It's all here."

Qiu Luoxue instantly lowered her head after listening to it, feeling that she couldn't escape today's hurdle.

"My lord, Xia Guan has an old bone, please save Xia Guan, otherwise Xia Guan's old life will not be saved."

Qiu Luoxue really can't count the first few people to cry, she is already blind, and when she sees so many people in one day, her brain is already very chaotic.

"If you continue to cry like this, my life will be lost." Qiu Luoxue looked at the people below with a sad face.

After a while, the farce continued, and Qiu Luoxue simply let herself be completely empty, and went in and out of her left ear and out of her right ear for those people's words, but even so, it was still annoying.

"Imperial Doctor Xu, do you see something on my face?" Qiu Luoxue listened and suddenly turned her head and asked Xu Zhonghang.

Xu Zhonghang looked dazed, looked at it carefully for a long time, and said, "There is nothing."

"Alas~ It's really ......" Qiu Luoxue said disgustedly, "I obviously wrote four big words: There is no love in life, you can't see it, it seems that you need to prescribe yourself some medicine with a clear purpose." ”

Xu Zhonghang was amused by her remarks and almost laughed. However, the minister over there was crying, and it would definitely not be good if they laughed here, so he could only hold back his laughter and continue to listen to the minister's crying.

Since this time, Qiu Luoxue has always turned her head from time to time to say a few words to Xu Zhonghang to divert her attention.

"Bring me a knife." This time, Qiu Luoxue said again.

"What are you doing with a knife?" Xu Zhonghang asked.

"Kill yourself by cutting your belly." Qiu Luoxue replied, looked back at the minister who was still crying, and said, "Eh...... Okay, okay, the prime minister knows your appeal, there are quite a lot of people behind, so don't talk about it in a hurry. ”

After saying that, she raised her voice again and said, "Come, next."

I don't know if it's intentional or unintentional, these ministers actually lined up and said to one by one, Qiu Luoxue was about to shout "next place" after listening to what a person said. There is another sense of déjà vu for a consultation, and there is really a doctor standing next to him, which makes this feeling even stronger.

"Your Excellency!"

Hey, this next one is not simple, before anyone heard his voice, Qiu Luoxue dared to guarantee that he was the most dedicated of the ministers who came to cry, crying was shocking and crying, and tears fell.

"Your Excellency." When the official came to Qiu Luoxue, he began to cry, and said sincerely: "We are all family people, and dozens of members of the family have to rely on us to feed. For the sake of the affairs of the DPRK and China, it is not a pity for us to die, but it is a pity that the old mother and young children who have been aggravated have to be implicated because of this. Xiaguan's mother worked hard to raise Xiaguan, and finally had a chance, but she didn't want to create this misfortune. Mother, the child is not filial, and he can't provide for your old age. Son, I am unkind to my father, and I will pity you alone in the future. Poor me......"

The minister came up and knelt in front of Qiu Luoxue and began to cry, first crying for his mother and then for his son, seeing him so devoted, Qiu Luoxue just wanted to persuade him to come. As a result, he turned out to be ...... Fainted from crying?! made Qiu Luoxue look blind.

"Uh...... What's going on with this idol drama-like exaggerated acting skills? Qiu Luoxue looked at the fainted person on the ground and said speechlessly.

As soon as the minister fainted, Xu Zhonghang immediately went to check, and then said, "My lord, I really fainted."

"Help, hurry up." Qiu Luoxue held her forehead with one hand and waved her hand to say, which was enough to see the sorrow in her heart.

The desperate morning finally passed, Qiu Luoxue stayed on her own position, and never gave in, so the second trick came, and now it is the second scene that is being staged: trouble!

"Prime Minister Qiu, if you don't agree to our request today, we will kneel in front of the Prime Minister's Mansion." Under the leadership of Lord Jiang, the hundred officials really knelt down in front of the Prime Minister's Mansion.

Qi brushed the black and pressed down and knelt down, and Qiu Luoxue had a headache when she looked at it. Because it was noon, the sun was very strong, and among these ministers, there were more than a dozen elderly people, not to mention kneeling down like this, not to mention the pain in their knees, the key was to fear heat stroke.

"My lords, why are you doing this? The sun is so hot at noon, in case of heat stroke, please get up quickly. Qiu Luoxue persuaded with good words.

"If Lord Qiu doesn't go to court tomorrow, or if he mentions the matter of resignation after going to court, my head won't be saved, and if I can die of heat stroke today, I can also escape the pain of worrying." Said a minister.

This Xia Zimo, really, I don't like you anymore, Bai Chang has such a good-looking face, why is he so black-bellied? Even threatened me with the lives of hundreds of officials, I still don't believe it, you can really slap their heads, hum!

"Since everyone has said so, then you can kneel, and the prime minister will go home first." After Qiu Luoxue finished speaking, she turned around and went home.

"Eh~ this...... How can this be? The ministers didn't seem to expect Qiu Luoxue to really leave, and they started talking about it.

"My lord, you really want to go home, it's not good." Xu Zhonghang followed behind Qiu Luoxue and said.

"If you don't go back, you can accompany them here to bask in the sun, I can't tan in such a big sun." Qiu Luoxue said.

"Uh...... My lord, now is a time when people's lives are at stake, so why don't you care if you tan or not? Those ministers are also weak scholars, so it's really not okay to go on like this. Xu Zhonghang reluctantly persuaded.

Qiu Luoxue suddenly stopped, looked at Xu Zhonghang and said with a smile: "So, isn't there Imperial Doctor Xu?" As he spoke, he threw a wink at Xu Zhonghang, and continued: "There are people outside who have Lao Xu's imperial doctor, if something is wrong, treat it immediately, and don't make a fuss about people's lives."

"Oh, no...... Adult......" Xu Zhonghang looked at Qiu Luoxue's back and shouted, "I can't tan either."

Where will Qiu Luoxue care about him, go back to the room and sleep by herself. The immortal law of Qiu Luoxue's life is 1: the people take food as the sky. The second law of immortality: I eat as much as I want, and sleep as I want, and I can't have both.

It can be seen that eating is a bigger thing than the sky, and sleeping is a bigger thing than eating, so how can you give up a good nap time because of those ministers?

The sun hung high in the sky, the huge fireball emitted a scorching light, the sky was cloudless, the sun shone on the back, the roasted people were hot and painful, the ground was rising hot, except for a little cool shade under the willow trees, everywhere was covered by the sun, and there was nowhere to hide. Those poor ministers were already sweating profusely. There were first dense and fine beads of sweat on the forehead, and then these beads of sweat gathered together, and big drops fell down, sweat fell into the eyes, and the stinging eyes hurt; Sweat flows down the curvature of the face to the corners of the mouth, and it enters the mouth with the trend, which is salty.

And the protagonist of this farce, one has already gone back to his room to sleep. Yes, that's right, that person is Qiu Luoxue. The other one is Xia Zimo, who has a bad idea, who is leisurely looking at the scene below through the window of a private house not far from the Prime Minister's Mansion, not only that, but also sipping tea very leisurely.

"Brother Huang, these ministers are all officials above the third grade, it is not appropriate for you to let them come to the Prime Minister's Mansion to play this kind of crying trick." Xia Ziyan looked at the poor ministers outside and said.

"Really?" Xia Zimo held the porcelain cup in his hand, lowered his head and sniffed the fragrance of tea, and said, "I think it's very interesting."

"What's interesting? Don't you see? Now only those ministers are suffering, Luo Xue doesn't show up, he must have seen through this trick and won't give in, you better let these ministers go back quickly. Xia Ziyan persuaded.

"Won't you give in? Not necessarily. Xia Zimo hooked his lips and smiled, and there seemed to be a deep meaning in his words.

Seeing that Xia Zimo was so confident, Xia Ziyan asked, "Does the imperial brother still have a trick?"

"Childe, childe, it's not good, outside, there's an adult hanging himself."

Qiu Luoxue, who was still asleep, heard this voice and thought in a daze: What does hanging have to do with me.

Wait a minute! What the? Hanged? It can't be because of me, my God, it's really deadly.

As soon as she "soared", Qiu Luoxue jumped off the bed, picked up her clothes and shoes in a panic and ran out.

"How's it going? Has anyone been saved? Qiu Luoxue walked outside, busy getting dressed, and didn't forget to ask about the situation.

"It's stopped for the time being, but it's a big fuss, so Childe should go and see for himself." Weak Water replied.

"Alas~ my life." Qiu Luoxue sighed.

"Don't stop me, just let me die, anyway, if I don't die today, I will die tomorrow." The minister who hanged himself saw Qiu Luoxue from a distance, and he performed even harder, and he was about to hang his neck on Bai Aya.

"Hey, Master Li, I can't help it, I have something to say, but I can't seek death." Master Jiang persuaded while giving the people next to him a look, it seemed that he was the director of this farce.

"What's the use of saying it, let me die clean." Master Li said.

"Master Li, you are so decent, why are you bothered?" Qiu Luoxue arrived in time and finally squeezed into the crowd.

Master Li snorted coldly and said: "Good and decent, Lord Qiu, you are fine, we are not good, the emperor will take our heads tomorrow, and it is not dead today."

"It's not really going to cut off your heads, that is, to scare and scare the ministers." Qiu Luoxue said.

"The emperor is a golden mouth, and he will definitely do what he says. It's a pity that my ambition has not been realized, and tomorrow I will die young. Alas~" said another minister.

"Yes, it doesn't matter if we die, maybe it will affect our family, think about it if we die clean today, the emperor will also thank us for our loyalty and let the family live." One man said, and then he said, "If you think about it, why don't you die today?" As he spoke, he looked around and slammed into the shadow wall outside the mansion gate.

Qiu Luoxue was shocked in her heart, and hurriedly shouted: "Stop, stop it."