Chapter 79: Xu Qianqian's Nightmare! (Congratulations to the old man who listened to the sea for the leader of the alliance)
(Congratulations to the old man who listened to the sea for the new alliance leader, thanksgiving inexplicably!)
I heard Shen Lang say that he wanted to crush Zhu Wenhua's "Mandarin Duck Dream" into slag.
The obscene middle-aged shopkeeper Deng Xian couldn't help but shrink his neck and said, "Childe, this ...... It's difficult. ”
Shen Lang said: "How many copies of Zhu Wenhua's "Mandarin Duck Dream" were sold in the first volume?"
Deng Xiandao: "Four thousand six hundred, this is the book issued by Lanshan City, and it has the highest sales except for the four books and five classics." ”
The large-scale channel of Lanshan City can cover thirty or forty cities and millions of people.
So 4,600 copies is indeed a very high sales.
Deng Xiandao: "Zhu Wenhua is the son of a nobleman, a young man, and a great talent, and his books are also beautifully written." So whether his book is a small jasper or a famous lady, everyone has a copy. Many rich ladies were particularly infatuated with him, and often bought hundreds of copies at once, and distributed one to all the slaves and beauties in the family. ”
Shen Lang couldn't help but think of the little fresh meat on the earth in his previous life, every time a movie was released, there were crazy female fans who bought hundreds of tickets at once, and then stood at the door of the movie theater and gave one when they saw someone.
It's just that the style is a bit low.
With such a great influence, it is no wonder that after opening his mouth to block Shen Lang, all the bookstores in the entire Lanshan City did not dare to publish books for Shen Lang.
Shen Lang said: "Shopkeeper Deng, how many copies of your books have you sold at most?"
Deng Xiandao: "Two thousand seven hundred volumes, but seventy percent of that book is paintings, and the remaining thirty percent are words, and they are very explicit and vulgar, which is completely different from your book." ”
Then Deng Xian hesitated slightly: "To be honest, the level of your book is a bit too high, I'm afraid my guests can't adapt to it." The reason why I dare to estimate 3,000 copies is because your meat drama is too well written, and your illustrations are even better. ”
Shen Lang said: "Then how many copies of Zhu Wenhua's "Mandarin Duck Dream" can you buy?"
Deng Xiandao: "Five thousand, or even six thousand." ”
Because the first volume of "Mandarin Duck Dream" has cultivated too many readers, countless people are looking forward to it.
Therefore, the sales of the next volume must be very terrifying.
Deng Xiandao: "If I push hard, your book can sell 3,000 copies, but no matter how high it is, it will be difficult, and it will be even more impossible to surpass the next volume of Zhu Wenhua's "Mandarin Duck Dream". ”
Then, Deng Xian said with a straight face: "To tell the truth, Shen Gongzi, your book is much better than Zhu Wenhua's "Mandarin Duck Dream", and it is not even on the same level at all, but...... Maybe your book is too good for most people to understand. ”
Shen Lang was stunned, you pick meat dramas to watch, and do you know if a book is good?
Deng Xian was speechless and said, "I ...... I used to be an author, and it's true that I write badly, and it's still very accurate to read other people's books. ”
"In short, the aroma of wine is also afraid of deep alleys, and if you want to surpass the next volume of Zhu Wenhua's "Mandarin Duck Dream", the villain really can't do it. ”
Deng Xian said honestly.
Shen Lang said with a smile: "The aroma of wine is also afraid of deep alleys? Isn't it just to attract attention? No problem, I guarantee that when this book is released, it will be ...... Oh no, it's the aroma. ”
Shen Lang said: "Shopkeeper Deng, I'll give you a bottom, and you will print hard." If you don't sell 3,000 copies, I'll pay you to make it up. But if 3,000 copies have been sold. ”
Deng Xian said directly: "You take 20% of each book." ”
Wow, that's a lot of royalties.
This Deng Xian is a character, and he directly shouted out the highest score.
Of course, Shen Lang is not here to make money, but if he can transfer a sum of money, what's so bad?
"Good. Deng Xiandao: "Then I will give you the best tin movable type typesetting, and use the last master to give you illustrations and stereotypes, regardless of all manpower and material resources, I will definitely let your book and Zhu Wenhua's "Mandarin Duck Dream" go on the market at the same time." ”
Shen Lang said: "He sells it in a bookstore, and we set up a stall to sell it, and any bookstore that sells "Mandarin Duck Dream", we set up a stall in front of him. ”
Such a hooligan?
Shen Lang said: "Shopkeeper Deng, can you stand it?"
Playing hooligan also requires confidence and ability.
Deng Xian smiled disdainfully and said, "No problem, who am I afraid of with this hob meat?"
Shen Lang said: "You wait, I'll add some chapters to the book and draw one more illustration." ”
Then, Shen Lang picked up the brush, improvised and added some content to the original manuscript.
Kaneki Satoshi leaned in to take a look, and was stunned again.
Because Shen Lang added a new character to enter.
This character's name is Zhu Wenshan, born in a down-and-out nobleman, is a concubine, in order to continue to live a prosperous and wealthy life, he became the male favorite of the Ximen officials, and was raised outside.
In the plot, Simon's officials spoiled him twice, once in the room and once on the roof.
And Shen Lang's new illustration is the picture on the roof.
Not only that, this Zhu Wenshan is also slender with Ximen, and he also has illustrations.
Jin Mu Cong and Deng Xian looked at the characters on this painting and immediately felt familiar.
Jin Mucong couldn't help but mourn for Zhu Wenhua for a quarter of an hour.
If this book becomes popular, then Zhu Wenhua's reputation will be completely ruined.
Of course, in reality, he didn't become a businessman's male favorite, but who cares about the facts.
Everyone loves rumors, and then repeats them five hundred times, and treats him as reality.
Shen Lang asked Deng Xian, "That's no problem." ”
Deng Xian smiled disdainfully and said, "No problem, what can be the problem?"
It seems that this person also has a backer, and he didn't put a Zhu Wenhua in his eyes.
"Then I'll wait and see, waiting for the moment when our new book is on the market. Shen Lang said.
Deng Xian solemnly put away the manuscript and saluted Shen Lang: "I will not let the two sons down." ”
Then, he said: "Shen Gongzi, this wine fragrance is also afraid of deep alleys......"
Shen Lang said: "Don't worry, I'll go back and ensure that the day our book is launched, many people will be eye-catching and fascinating." ”
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After Shen Lang returned home!
Become an artist in no time.
He's going to draw a poster!
This poster is too awesome and too provocative, so it hits the eyeballs, and it is still colored, so it can't be printed, so he can only draw it by hand.
Each poster is more than a meter long and half a meter wide.
There are vertical scrolls, there are banners.
Each one is drawn in a very realistic Western photosketch method, and it is also in color.
Although it is not as good as the photo, it has also reached the realism of the photo.
As for the scale of this poster?
Needless to say!
There are three main characters, Ximen Daguanren, Zhu Wenshan, and Ximen Xianxian.
The action, the form, the fiery.
In this world without photographs, in this age of freehand painting, the impact is simply explosive.
It's too real, it's too inspiring.
It's like a DVD cover for some movies, and it's a large poster.
Coupled with the scale, the lethality is even greater than the bikini poster of a beauty pageant.
After Jin Mu Cong accidentally broke in, he saw the posture of Ximen Xian Xian kneeling in the picture.
Suddenly, my breath erupted.
Red-faced and red-eared, stared at it for three minutes.
"Brother-in-law, I take my leave. ”
Then he bent over and walked away, not knowing why.
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The next day, Jin Mucong accidentally broke into Shen Lang's room again.
He's looking a little bad.
This time, I saw Simon Slender sitting on the ground with his legs outstretched.
Oh, my God......
This picture is lethal.
Jin Mu Cong covered his nose violently, bent over and said, "Brother-in-law, I am saying goodbye again." ”
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Day 3!
Jin Mucong's eyes turned black and he broke into Shen Lang's study.
Immediately, I saw two men and a Simon Slim.
It's an explosive picture.
Jin Mucong squatted down in pain and cried out bitterly: "Brother-in-law, I, I really can't do it, it's all broken." ”
Shen Lang said disdainfully: "This is art, look at your vulgar appearance." ”
Then he began to remember the lady's silk trousers, which he had washed this time and dried them and put them back in their place.
I don't know if it's clean or not, will the lady smell it?
"Brother-in-law, this woman really looks like Xu Qianqian. Jin Mu Cong said: "You are equivalent to wearing a thousand green hats for Zhang Jin." ”
"yes. Shen Lang said: "In the next three years, Xu Qianqian doesn't have to eat, and countless milks can be drunk." ”
Jin Mu Cong was stunned and said, "Brother-in-law, what are you talking about......"
After a while, Kaneki's breathing was a little rough again.
"This won't work, brother-in-law, I'm going to say goodbye again......"
Then, he went again.
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Day 4!
Jin Mucong's eyes turned green, and he limped into Shen Lang's room.
I saw Shen Lang painting again.
This time it is the big official of Ximen, Zhu Wenshan and Ximen Xianxian.
However, the main force is Ximen Daguan and Zhu Wenshan, and Ximen Xianxian is just a bystander.
"Brother-in-law, spare your life, spare your life...... Jin Mu Cong covered his waist in pain and said, "It's really going to die." ”
However, he glanced at the scroll and suddenly withered.
"Vomit ......"
Because the picture causes strong discomfort, it can be seen that Kaneki Satoshi's orientation is very normal.
Jin Mu Cong looked at Shen Lang respectfully and said, "Brother-in-law, as an artist, it's really not easy, it's really not easy, it's equivalent to stuffing a mouthful of into your mouth." ”
These words were so disgusting that Shen Lang couldn't help it, and retched for a while.
"Dead fatty, can you speak, I'll ...... you Sister!" Shen Lang scolded.
At this time, Jin Mulan walked in.
But seeing this tragic scene in front of her, she walked out silently.
I sighed in my heart.
There are some dark sides of the husband, so it's better not to see them.
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One day, Shen Lang went to rummage through Mulan's cabinet.
The silk pants he had used and washed off were missing.
Is this Mulan thrown away, or is it worn?
A day later, Shen Lang found it on a clothespole.
Suddenly, his heart was like hitting a rabbit, and the lady was really wearing it.
Xiaoice, you are really, why are you in such a hurry to wash it off?
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Time is like water, and time is like a shuttle.
The days when you can't pretend to be forced pass quickly.
Thirteen days passed.
Deng Xian used the greatest manpower, material resources, and financial resources, and it only took thirteen days to complete the engraving, printing, cutting, and bookmaking.
He personally sent the first copy of "Gold/Bottle/Plum Wind and Moon Boundless" to the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion.
This cover, even Shen Lang felt swaying when he looked at it.
There are three characters on this cover.
Ximen Daguan and Zhu Wenshan were in the room, and Ximen Xianxian peeked out of the window.
She was wearing a pocket, very cool, and her back was simply seductive.
"Childe, how is the effect?" Deng Xian asked.
Shen Lang said: "It's super good." ”
Deng Xiandao: "The villain has absolute confidence, it will be a big hit!" The day after tomorrow is the day when the next volume of Zhu Wenhua's "Mandarin Duck Dream" will be released, and our book will be sold with him, and where his book is sold, we will put it opposite. ”
Then, Deng Xian said: "It's just that the aroma of wine is also afraid of deep alleys, and I'm really worried that I won't be able to sell him......"
My day, you're going to say that, right?
Shen Lang didn't say a word, and slammed the curtain on the wall.
Suddenly, more than a dozen huge colorful posters suddenly appeared.
It's realistic, it's hot, and it's soul-stunning.
"Ah......" Deng Xian screamed and squatted down suddenly.
Then he quickly covered his nose with his other hand.
The visual impact is so strong.
It's a soul bomb!
Shen Lang said: "Is this enough to be fragrant?"
Deng Xian trembled and said, "Shen Gongzi, let's him and crush Zhu Wenhua into scum!"
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Once again, time is like water, and time is like a shuttle.
Two days later.
Shen Lang and Jin Mucong co-wrote "Gold/Bottle/Plum Wind and Moon" and Zhu Wenhua's "Mandarin Duck Dream" The next volume was listed at the same time.
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