If Li Muyun was given another chance to choose, he would definitely choose to stay away from the little devil Changle.

But time rarely has the opportunity to turn back, and even if it does, it doesn't necessarily flow according to people's will.

The last time Li Muyun went back in time, he was flowed to more than 1,300 years ago, if he came again, it was estimated that he would have to go directly to Kong Laoer, this matter is too unreliable, so forget it.

"Li Muyun, this king's sister can watch over there, you won't be cowardly at this time, right?"

Li Ke, the third child of Li Shimin's family, was flushed with this drink, and left the prince's table and huddled together with a group of gentlemen, patting the table to cheer Li Muyun up.

"That's it, Mu Yun, it's a man who can't be cowardly at this time, ah, isn't it just a few poems, if Your Majesty is satisfied, maybe you will be recruited as a son-in-law directly!" This sentence is a little sour, I don't know who shouted it.

However, it is precisely because of this sentence that Li Muyun is reminded that there is some trouble in this matter today, if it is really recruited by Li Shimin, it will be a lot of fun.

So we must find a way to get out of this embarrassing situation, neither can we not give Li Shimin face, nor can we let Queen Changsun lose face, and at the same time, we can't really be recruited by them.

But where is there anything perfect in this world, just when Li Muyun was racking his brains to think of a way, the Tang Emperor above urged again: "Li Muyun, what are you still thinking, come up quickly!" I'm in a hurry! ”

Gotcha, go up, you can't hide, after being targeted by Li Shimin, it is estimated that you can't run if you want to run, and you have to go up and deal with it anyway, otherwise the hat of a bully will be buttoned off, and the guy who eats on his neck will have to move.

Tangled, Li Muyun was staggered out of the crowd by a group of gentlemen, stood in the middle of the hall and scratched his head awkwardly, and made the square scarf on the top of his head crooked again.

It's just that no one cares about these things now, and one or two are all staring at him.

In view of the fact that the poems that flowed out of him before were all excellent works, everyone was looking forward to him being able to make a splash again, and even the eldest grandson queen, who had never been very optimistic about him, was full of anticipation.

But Li Muyun knew that he had enough limelight, and he must not be in the limelight again, otherwise he would become the target of public criticism, so looking at the strange and inexplicable eyes around him, Comrade Xiao Li thought about it: "Your Majesty, the queen's mother, if you don't want to be a minister, the minister will sing a song!" ”

"Singing? What song?! Li Shimin frowned, and the others below were also a little suspicious.

You must know that singing is something that belongs to Qinglou operas in Datang, what does Li Muyun want to do? How can you be so self-defeating?

However, after Empress Changsun was slightly stunned, she smiled again and said, "Then sing it, this palace wants to hear it." ”

Li Muyun snorted, took a deep breath, bowed his hands to the surroundings, and stood straight under his feet, which looked quite imposing, but the singing voice was too weird.

"Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday......"

The tune of the happy birthday song echoed in the hall, and countless people were 'frightened' out of the chopsticks in their hands, and looked at Li Muyun with smugness.

It's four sentences over and over again, and there is nothing new at all except for a slight change in tone!

Li Shimin listened patiently to three sentences, and finally couldn't listen to it anymore, and slapped the table: "Come on, give me this drunken fork out, and you won't be allowed to enter the palace without an order in the future!" ”

"No!" The forbidden army outside didn't care who Li Muyun was, and no matter whether he had the 'Son of Heaven Sword' on him, he faithfully carried out the order of His Majesty the Emperor, reversed the spear in his hand, and used the handle of the gun to get someone out of the main hall very skillfully, and the smoke and dust rolled out of the palace all the way.

……

Li Muyun just couldn't understand why he was wrong to sing a birthday song with good intentions, and he even went out, and he didn't have an order not to enter the palace, as if someone really wanted to go in, someone thought while walking towards his residence.

Looking back, the first time I entered the palace, I owed 500,000 catties of steel; The second time I entered the palace, I owed a million guan; The third time I entered the palace, I was almost beheaded. Do the math, this time it seems to be the cheapest to be forked out, at least I don't owe money, and I don't say I want to cut off my head.

But then again, Li Muyun actually has no choice, he really doesn't have any poems to copy now, liberal arts is not what he is good at, the previous poems were forced by the teacher to memorize when he was in school, otherwise in addition to the goose goose, he would also memorize the bright moonlight in front of the bed.

So helplessly, I didn't have a trick, I could only use that "Birthday Song" to deal with errands, but fortunately, I was lucky not to have my head cut off.

But what Li Muyun didn't know was that after he was forked out, there was another discussion in the palace.

Wei Zheng, the black-faced guy, said a rare fair word for Li Muyun: "Your Majesty, the concubine actually thinks that Li Muyun's song is actually quite good, although the lyrics are a little worse and the tone is a little weird, but in such a short time, it seems that you can be considered a genius to make a tune, right?!" ”

"Hmm, Brother Wei seems to be true when he says this, such a strange tone has never appeared in Datang, and it sounds a little exotic." Kong Yingda twisted a few rat whiskers under her jaw and nodded in agreement with Wei Zheng's opinion.

It's just that Li Shimin was really angry with Li Muyun just now, and he didn't listen to the calm analysis of Lao Wei and the others at all, and said with a wave of his hand: "That's it, continue to drink and feast and mention that fool again." So, the birthday banquet of the eldest grandson queen continued, and the ministers of the military affairs in the Daji Hall sang and danced in a peaceful scene.

……

Li Muyun returned to his house a little depressed, threw himself on the couch, and looked at the beam in a daze.

But soon he jumped up from the couch with a carp, pushed open the window, and shouted in the middle of the night, regardless of whether it was the middle of the night or not: "Housekeeper, I asked you to find the fat man back, did you find it for me?" What about the fat man! ”

"Bang", the window on the other side was also pushed open, and the fat man leaned out half of his body from it with a shaking body of fat, and shouted sleepily: "Li Muyun, your uncle, what time is this, what can't you say tomorrow." ”

"It's late tomorrow, you put on your clothes and come to me!" Li Muyun immediately looked happy when he saw the fat man, and he didn't care whether he was sleeping or not, so he closed the window with a roar.

(End of chapter)